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Crime › Re: The Fiercest And Most Chilling Images From Political Unrests In Africa by Dexema(m): 1:02pm On Nov 22, 2014
Chilling pix,
Celebrities › Re: Popular Radio Presenter Chaz B Is Dead by Dexema(op): 12:39pm On Nov 22, 2014
details are still sketchy @ the moment as per breaking news buh I wud update u as soon as I get clearer details.
Celebrities › Popular Radio Presenter Chaz B Is Dead by Dexema(op): 12:07pm On Nov 22, 2014
Just saw it now on STV,chaz B popular radio presenter of “sharing life issues“ is dead,he started the programme on inspiration fm,then moved it to the rhythm network for wider coverage nationwide.I must say he lived well and wud be greatly missed as his programme has touched many lives even mine.
RIP chaz,God loves you more.
Politics › Re: House Plots To Impeach Jonathan, Ihedioha by Dexema(m): 8:35am On Nov 21, 2014
Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmKxzD9GYs4

[size=15pt](Senators Threatened To Impeach President Jonathan?) - Keeping It Real With Adeola [/size]
God bless you for that insightful video,Band of thieves led by a corrupt and inept buffoon.Naija on the brink.
Politics › Re: Why We Invaded The National Assembly And Fired Tear Gas At The Speaker-Police by Dexema(m): 8:22pm On Nov 20, 2014
The police here in france wud neVa do this.

Video of Tambuwal and this thugs whacking the hell out of naija policemen or.........
Celebrities › Re: Top 25 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Perceived Rivals ( Pictures) by Dexema(m): 7:17pm On Nov 20, 2014
Juicypunny:
I NEED A NICE FÙCK FROM A GUY WITH BIG BLACK DICK AND WELL CHISELLED ABS OR FLAT TUMMY.

PM ME, LETS ARRANGE. cry cry
The guy you are looking for is johnny bravo,contact cartoon network for his details.

Though I'm not so sure of d big black D u want grin
Celebrities › Re: Top 25 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Perceived Rivals ( Pictures) by Dexema(m):
I was about to ask “who is chioma T.OPLESS“ until saw her pics.

Anyway we don't know such people here in Saskatchewan.

*MODIFIED* why wud nairaland change the “harmless word TO.PLESS to coverless? Shey we nogo need 18+ version of NL like dis.
Politics › Re: MTN Nigeria Washes Hand Off ‘political’ Recharge Cards by Dexema(m): 8:51am On Nov 20, 2014
Everything in Nigeria has been politicized,even yestdays match on AIT was a mini political campaign with supposed football analysts dragging politics into football,may God help us all.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 12 Basket Foods Limited Interview by Dexema(m): 11:35pm On Nov 18, 2014
taymmytorpe:
Dexema ur head is ther jeere!!!
Instead of dem 2say obalende lagos island..olodo dem bi
Tankz so much dexema..ar u gatecrashing? Or u'r already employed?
Not gatecrashing,just wanted to help in anyway I can.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 12 Basket Foods Limited Interview by Dexema(m): 10:03am On Nov 18, 2014
Frm Oshodi take a bus going to Obalende drop @ Olowu bustop,stroll right through the bridge and ask for sura complex,or just gt to obalende and take keke to sura complex,buh d former is shorter.
Literature › Re: The 5man Crew by Dexema(m): 9:51am On Nov 14, 2014
Ur level of scientific imagination is wild and commendable,looks like reading call of duty rather than playing it,nice one.
Family › Re: Whose Church Is The Family Church?? by Dexema(m): 6:39am On Nov 14, 2014
ARES:
So now that he has married you, you woke up from your slumber and realized his church is not good..... the same church you gladly follow him to when you come over for weekend? now that you have gotten what you want, it is not good again..... dont worry when your pretence wears off, you will start telling him you wish he was someone else...... schemers
Hahahahhahahaha! So on point!
Please tell them,if you decide to pretend then start showing your true self after “hooking“ the guy,the guy will feel like he's been scammed and wud also change negatively. Pls discuss every and all issues (if possible) and find out each others views on even the smallest of issues b4 tying the knot.
Politics › Re: Hunters Kill 80 Insurgents, Reclaim Mahia by Dexema(m): 3:51pm On Nov 13, 2014
sholly28:
rubbish talk, go there and snap them
Dead boko boys dnt shoot + I think there shud be such evidence to support such a “resounding“ victory over BH.

Back to the issue,
I provide water for myself,
When PHCN fails I provide light for myself,since I am my own Govt why can't/wont I protect myself,family and property.
#Gohunters#
Politics › Re: GEJ Militarizes Abuja For His Declaration by Dexema(m): 11:25am On Nov 11, 2014
Nigerdeltaboi:
yes it is ,identify ya sef
Just dexema,there are prying eyes watching silently behind the veil of darkness.
Politics › Re: GEJ Militarizes Abuja For His Declaration by Dexema(m): 11:43pm On Nov 10, 2014
Nigerdeltaboi:
i am not certain ,however the igrigri offers stagnag 2 level of protection aginst 7.62mm ammunition and IED blast for our troops which is way more better than the hilux vans.
Is that not Faj in ur dp? I once heard of a naija delta dude who was so much in love with weapons and ammunitions back den from some friends. lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Tragic! Myles Munroe, Wife Killed In Airplane Crash by Dexema(m): 7:35am On Nov 10, 2014
Death comes to us all,his dying in a crash was just a means to an end. RIP Myles and Ruth Munroe.
Politics › Re: Political Bias Of Nigerian Media (Newspapers/Blogs, TV/Radio Stations) by Dexema(m): 10:00pm On Nov 09, 2014
What of supersport and brilla fm?
Politics › Re: Annoying Things GEJ/PEJ Apologists Say In Their Defence by Dexema(m): 12:55am On Nov 07, 2014
Sweetlemon:
They are all over the damn place. In our offices, in our neighborhoods, on social networks, everywhere! Torturing us with their low IQed defenses for the first couple and their allies. There are so many things they say in their desperation, or should I say docile-minded states, but the following ones make me want to cry in frustration or lock them up in a room and beat the living shii outta them until their IQs rise several notches up.

1. Other Presidents Were Not Better That GEJ:

Can you imagination that?! (in Giringori's voice and grammar) So just because we have had bad leaders in the past, we should continue having bad leaders and sit, fold our arms and watch while the rest of the world overtake us by 1000 years?
Let me also remind them that never in history have we heard of billions of dollars (not naira o) disappearing from all sections of the economy. Even the Sharia crisis wasn't as violent and as prolonged as what we have now.

2. He's The Best Option Among Other Bad Options for 2015 (The devil we know is better than the angel we don't know syndrome)

Typical Naija mentality. No wonder vision 2020 seems like just a tall dream. Why not? When we have decided to stick with a devil? GEJ has suddenly become the best devil simply because he's a southerner? Oh of course! A bad southerner is better than a strong northerner. We must to support our brother with the last drop of our blood so we can keep those born to rule northerners in check. Abi nau?

3. We shouldn't Criticize Them Because They are Our Father And Mother's Age Mates:

"can you talk to your father/mother like that" "can your mother speak better English?" "can your father be a President?"

It's high time these...... (I lack words to describe them) got it into their heads that Presidents, Governors, etc are not elected to be fathers/mothers. They were elected to work for us and provide the enabling environment where we and our families can thrive in our chosen businesses/careers. even if my mother cannot speak better English, for sweet heaven's sake she ain't no first lady! She ain't representing no Country or State or whatever but herself and our family. So if she's got issues repping our family well, it's our business alone. Gerrit? And hey, if my dad ever becomes President and he starts saying stuff like stealing is not corruption, He is on his own. Oya take that!

4. English Is Not Our Language:

Oya start telling your children's teachers in school to start teaching them in Igbo nau. Please Google 'lingua franca' or 'official language' to understand why Germans, Russians, Chinese, and other non English-speaking country leaders and their first ladies do not speak English at public functions. I no get power.

5. Would You have Done Better As A President?:

Mba o. I would have done trade by bata. Nansense! A company CEO sends out an advertisement for a PA. Someone who can speak 3 languages, write in short hand, high memory retention, etc. Or the owner of a big departmental shopping mall, hotel, recreation center, etc wanting a manager. Why you no ask them to do these things by themselves nau? You see ya dumb sefs?
Secondly, not everybody can be Presidents. Same way law, medicine, engineering, accounting, etc are only for people with the flair, know-how and passion for these things.
So yes, I doubt I have what it takes to lead a country like Nigeria....... and did I tell you I'm contesting?? So please if you can't lead well, park well for someone else who can.

6. His Enemies Vowed to Make Nigeria Ungovernable:

His enemies kwa? Please remind me who the C-in-C is again I don forget. Since when did enemies become more powerful than someone that can wake up one morning and make rules that could make his enemies go bankrupt? Since when did enemies control the police and armed forces? Oh ok. I forgot, maybe you guys mean his village enemies aka African insurance ba? mtcheeeeeeeew! Your dear Presido keeps saying BH are in his govt. Oh so he knows them? What is he doing about them? His enemies are also stopping him from providing social amenities, employment opportunities, etc for us abi? they control the federal purse shey? How come his enemies did not stop him from budgeting N1B for his feeding or the numerous presidential cars and jets he has added to his fleet?

7. It's Their Time. Let Them Complete Their Eight Years.:

Even if it means wiping out the whole country ko?

smh. You all need deliverance hornezley!
First time I'm gonna quote,share and like one particular thread.
Thumbs up Op mediocrity has no excuse.
Family › Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Dexema(m): 9:15am On Nov 06, 2014
spiceemman:
Spouse so boring in bed I had to be boring too in an attempt not to cheat uno. Any attempt at trying out new styles is met with "Emmanuel where did you learn this?" Instantly libido takes a knock while in my head I'm replying "I haven't cheated on you b, blame the porns." Seriously though, it's painful when one's spouse isn't sexually exciting in bed and they're not willing to learn. Sad!
Hehehehehe! Vry comical picture uv painted there,buh on a crios note with killjoys thread of yesterday still haunting people and this now? I fink guys shud just man up and get ready for a life of work and responsibility afta getting married cos it seems any man finking of sexual adventures and acrobatics afta the first few months is really in for a long thing. embarassed

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