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I just hope he acts civil and follows the provisions of the law accordingly or else,this is where his career would take a beautiful nosedive.

#saynotoelectoralviolence#

What sort of topic is this?
“APC will win,Jonathan is a fragile anti-APC setup - Brokeass.

#im not aware#

AfricaMagic:
Pls are there INEC officials in the house? I had issue getting through the crowd when voters registeration was on. Because of some tight schedules I couldn't register to vote. Is it still possible for me to be registered if I visit the nearest LGA office?

Pls I need urgent response. I'm seriously in need of that PVC. Thanks

Nope,I also went wiv d hope of registerin @ d LG close to me I was told no more voters reg,buh u can still chek u kno hw naija civil servants can be somtimes.

SELENAqueensy:
Yeah.. That's my favourite section...
But its very boring

Well the answer might lie in this question
“Why dyu find it boring?“

dammytosh:
Deppite being a malapropist [/i]i often get cauught in the act of [i]serendipity

Nice one! Malapropism one of the very few things I learnt in literature class b4 running away.

Eg- Ur pineapplelistic approach to the game is awesome.

SELENAqueensy:
... Lol

Seems you really like the games section buh its a pity it dosent hit front page most times,you cud add som spice to it anyway

OBA - A hereditary chief in Benin and Nigeria.

Jejune - Childishly uninteresting.

Mumu - (plural for muumuu)

Natatorium - swimming pool

Equestrian - pertaining to horses (equus)

Fella*tio_ - abeg check am urself.

Chlamydia

Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious - ask mary poppins.

Advertico:
guy na wow. Obj did nt pay any debt

I'm sure you live in Mogadishu.

[quote author=Empress2014 post=29837771]Haaaaaa!Shoki!

May God ease the pain of their loss #2015

I'm guessin these robbers crossed into Ondo from other states with very accurate info frm an insider,buh come to think of it killing 20pple and wounding many others in one operation how senseless! And then some pple would say we should stop giving death sentence for armed robbery.This is just gruesome,RIP to the dead and quick recoery to the wounded.

Nothing actually,I go just summon the kpankere under my matress and deliver her of the demons disturbing her.

sexyseun:
i have had over(@#£%& partners

over 6? If its true then I reserve my comment.

emusmith:
As I type this, I dedicate it to all those who are literally "enduring" their spouse. *tears in my eyes for them*

DISCLAIMER: I do not mean that men aren't also a pain in the neck, but for now I'm specializing on this angle! Don't start to misquote me, abeg!

Marriage is a forever agreement to love and enjoy one another and not to barely manage and endure one another.

It's appalling that is the case of some men. Why? They were blind to little
signs that I'll be listing now.

Some guys are in haste to get married this year, which is good, but WATCH OUT FOR THESE EARLY and TODAY SIGNS that if not heeded to may cost you your peace, joy, dream and above all, your destiny. If your destiny really matters to you at all, you need to read this...
It is the little foxes that eats up the vine....


What Are The Today Signs To Watch Out For To Avoid Regrets Of Tomorrow?

( Remember, some married men are wishing they're still single)


1. Her vocabulary is full of abusive statements.

Guys, don't be blindfolded by her grammar. See beyond that! A woman that will "abuse" the husband tomorrow starts today. You're with her and she "playfully" call her friends over the phone "olosho", "stewpid girl", "F- Word"- Relax, she'll use that on you one day when she's off guard. Unless, you're okay with that, No Problem!



2. Her friends are the "bad" type and she forms the "good" girl before you.


She tells you her friends smokes, drinks and are even lezb but she isn't! Iffa hear! She is or about to be! If her friends are that, she is part of them. Marry her today, tomorrow her friends whom she listens to will set her against you- in critical decisions. Be careful! Friends MAKE or MAR you, they don't leave you the same! Your bae isn't excluded!



3. She hasn't bought you anything "sensible" since dating her.

I don't believe all ladies are stingy. Some are cheerful givers! It is in them. If you are dating a girl who hasn't given anything "sensible" to you, it's not that you want the gift! No! It's that she's not the giving type which may affect her relationship with you and your family later. It's not in the size but in the willingness to doing it.
At least, she should not be selfish- thinking about only herself.



4. She is not enthusiastic about seeing your siblings or parents.


If you have a girl who hasn't bothered to see your siblings or parents, Bro, watch out! If a girl loves you, she would want to see your siblings (experience speaking)- It will be normal!
Ask her what she thinks about in-laws living with you guys...- To see her reaction in her eyes...



5. She has to end every argument.

Ladies talk, I know. But nor be every time you go dey end argument na...I have a colleague like that who flashes green light to me but argues like anything... I don't argue with her... I watch her argue with other colleagues. How can she not know how to guard her tongue even in the presence of one she is crushing on? hmmm



6. She doesn't believe that a woman must necessarily submit to the man.


This topic, feminist don't want to hear. But, I must say it. In the pecking order of authority, the man is above her, even though they're friends. ... He is the Man! If your girl doesn't like to hear this, but keeps saying, we are equal! Haba! Even lioness knows it needs a Lion! They walk side by side but he is on top. Even, you, lady, in your heart, wants him to be the Man o! If she believes otherwise, guy, tread softly!



7. Her mum is a pain in her dad's neck. (It varies)

It varies greatly but an Old Wise man once said, "If you live long enough, you would watch history repeat itself; girls grow up to become just like their mothers, vice versa..."

If her mum nags her dad, there is 75% chance that she will nag you when you marry her, while 85% chance she is currently nagging you right now in that relationship.
If her mum is OROBO, , and she is the first or so, the probability of her becoming like her is 90%.



I'm not a "basher" of ladies, as maligned... I speak the truth.

I stand to be corrected, mind you.

Most of my threads are coined from deep research and experiences from others, books, myself etc.

Enjoy your reading

Cheers.

Nice one don't forget
- The one who dosent ask how your day went before heaping all her troubles on your shouldErs.
-The chronic liars who feel they deserve a truthful man who trusts them 100%.
- The one who when she sees her friends get distracted and forgets you are there or even forgets to introduce you to her big boy friends or her boss @ a gathering.
-the one who believes a guy is a mugu when in love yet complains of attention
My 1cedi

Chyma1:
I was there at Emmaus house Awka...PDP go get heart attack if they see d type of crowd there #sendGEJback2otuoke

So It was held @ emmaus house and some pple said it held in a primary school,haba! Anyone who knows awka well would know if you wanna hold a campaign or huge crusade you either have to use either emmaus house or okpara square.
Even APGA and ifeanyi Ubahs governorship campaigns held there+the anambra state governorship debate back then.even if you are not supportiing a party pls give us accurate gist on this forum because a lot of pple depend on the info u are spreading.

diluminati:
is that the best you can say? shame on you. So even if God talked from heaven that gej is clueless, you would even insult God? You are a worthless pathetic piece of .......

Sh1t

MrKnowitall:
Please! Igbos are not angry with Jonathan. He will win 99% of Igbo votes no matter what he what he does or doesn't do. They have to vote for him because he is using their turn. Jonathan is a proxy Igbo president. Which is really a shame.

This is a very painful assertion when viewed politically.
- GEJ is an igbo president by proxy yet the east suffers while the south enjoys.
- southerners don't wanna be called Igbos as they have their own ideNtity yet they claim ebele and azikiwe when elections are in sight.
This makes me wonder if our eastern brothers actually vote by calculating or with emotions and hurt from the past.
Jonathan better win and finish his igbotic tenure because the dreams of a Nigeria led by an easterner is gradually fading.

MissMeiya:
You can tell from the way people are talking about the election, no matter what the outcome, its credibility will be greatly in doubt. Which is just what the man said, so I don't know why people are abusing him. Unless they didn't read the OP, which is standard for NL. What percentage of eligible voters have been successfully registered?

And the difference this time is that people are actually eager to register, but are unable to do so. You hear stories about people waiting all day, returning the next day, and the next, and STILL don't have their PVC. You see pictures of children being registered to vote for PDP. And then INEC reveals that the FG has not released the money budgeted for the election.

And you understand why people don't have any faith in the voting system in Nigeria. It's as if we're waiting to see what they will decide to tell us, rather than what WE have decided.

I agree with the man. The incumbent government has entirely too much influence on the elections.

Did you know that, officially, challenging candidates are forbidden to campaign until four months to the election? I was shocked. And then the whole debacle with GEJ refusing to declare until the last minute to avoid the lawsuit against him running for a third term. The entire process is riddled with shadiness. Even the most optimistic person would be skeptical.

A very Good example is Oshodi-isolo lg in lagos here,where the collection and distribution of pvc was done after some delay but after that I. Searched and searched for them in my estate when it was time for registration and none of them came,dyu know how many people have been automatically disenfranchised? Especially young ones btw the ages of 18 and 21

MissMeiya:
Actually, he has a point. This PVC thing has been grossly mismanaged.

You would think this was Nigeria's first presidential election, with the level of unpreparedness INEC is exhibiting.

God bless u plenty! I want the elections in feb but the way things are goin it seems inec aint ready for an election as big as this.

tomakint:
Pray hard to see Feb. 14 and even hear the results because I don't understand the stupidity you kids exhibit online under the cover of 'I am anonymous'! Jonathan is not your problem but you as a person, why talk to YOUR PRESIDENT like your mate, can you address YOUR DAD that way kid?

JOnathan is not his dad neither is he your father,when you pay a driver to take you to your destination and he refuses to move or takes you in a wrong direction,so you just keep quiet because he is older? Pls GEJ has the keys buh has refused to drive so let him give it to somone else who is willing.

Isn't it that same empty barrel PDP lawyer ganiyu that was yelling like a castrated gay on channels TV?
I swear PDp really needs some H R reschuffle cos they seem to lack quality personalties.

This Man has a massive followership across the niger and beyond especially wiv his “john the baptist-like sermons.
This singular act has put a huge dent on GEJs re-election hopes,I'm sure the opposition would bank on this by circulating the good fathers message to all nooks and crannies.#2015#

IF apc wins the elections and that's a big IF,I think an astute indiVidual like Fash should be put in charge of the nations finance,but with the current oil prices and campaigns for substitute to oil this budget of faith is kinda doomed and we wud hav no choice but to keep borrowing.
Nigeria shud be careful and plan ahead because oil might just be going down the part of coal when technology discovers a better and more abundant substitute.

[quote author=JackBaueress1 post=29293984]heeeii! Nawao! Make I think am.

No need to think too much na,my name is jack bauer,I'm handsome,rich and action full my body sotay u fit charge your ba3 for my body.

JackBaueress1:
Please when will our Igbo leaders write an open letter to Jonathan about the infrastructural decay of federal stuctures in Igbo land? Instead of fighting for political positions in another man's house,what is wrong in threatening Jonathan with our votes and make him fulfil his promises to Ndi Igbo?

I'm just so in loVe with this your coMment shey u wud marry me?

maestroferddi:
Perseverance pays ultimately.

Under-employment could be as bad if not worse than unemployment.

Some people have been sentenced to a lifetime of mediocrity just because they wanted to seen as engaged and for that reason they indiscriminately accept any job on offer.

Gainful employment is all that counts in the long run...

Great comment I'm very sure u hav a very big “thinking cap“. From experience underemployment cud turn out to be that last pinch of salt or drop of bile to destroy your whole plans,self worth and overall personality.
Employment is great but be careful not to just accept any job (some jobs are just packaged with title its actually a “corporate salesboy,messanger or cleaner position.) As somone once said on this great forum being busy dosent necessarily equal being productive.
Merry christmas.

Nonybb:
So they want Ab@ki to rule peacefully eh? Do they have the monopoly of violence? The moment is coming and the time is near when we shall bring Nigeria to it kneels. Ab@ki will kill ab@ki and will blame Jonathan. Continue killing. Our own target is not about shedding blood of human but bringing Nigeria's economy to it kneels. GEJ till 2019 till Buhari shout praise the Lord Jesus

What folly? smh

Do you believe in the existence of darkness? because darkness itself is a proof of light. Belief in God is the paramount thing denominations are for exhortation and strenghtening of the brethren.

Evina:
@ the highlighted on what grounds? He is the one that would be sued.

After he must have been beaten black and blue by security operatives without Any evidence? Last last the whole issue would go stale and be forgotten.

The guy has done something evil but why do I have a feeling this girl deserves to be tormented,in life there always has to be a scapegoat to serve as a lesson for BAD deeds.
FOR THE LADY
Approach the dudes friend with either your pastor or a respected elderly person and have a face to face conversation with the guy and iron matters out,you cud hav a recording of such meeting for future purposes,I'm sure behind the hurt there is
A logical man.

FOR THE guy
Releasing the video won't be only unciviised behavior but also barbaric.try to forgive her and pls delete ALL the pix and videos as secrets find their way into the open later,her merely seeing you after this incident wud giv her high BP cos she dosent know if you stil hav them that is enough eternal punishment for her.
For all those suggesting brute force,fire and brimstone,obviously you don't know how the law works,make the guy get beta lawyer he wud not only release the video and get away with it he might even sue the OP.

Billyonaire:
APC is a criminal organization. APC has been cloning Voters Card in that building. APC is bent on destroying Democracy.

Below is picture, of the Voters Card they have been cloning.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-jFiAl8tLw80/VHOev65VmgI/AAAAAAAABbo/6CWlBq1K30M/s1600/Some-VCs.jpg[/img]

Wow! Inside pictures of cloned PVCs,but wait ooo what is inec sticker doing on that carton? Nonsense! Try to confirm something b4 u post it here.

May thunder strike down anybody that ever bringS up issue of amnesty for Boko haram again.