₦airaland Forum

ZackiGp:
Your foolishness is only next to your ignorance.

I just almost lost all hope in this country after reading her senseless comment.
Seems our value system has been dealth the final death blow.

Now Jega has suddenly become a bad and dishonourable person? I hope it won't be “get elected or die trying“ for Jona in this case.

Now I have finally made my choice for 2015.

Sai Baba

curiouses:
Thank you Seun for reducing our dear Nairaland to the league of Naijaloaded and Naijapals in your desperation for traffic. To the mod that pushed this garbage to FP, you either a bigot, uninformed or both because I don't know when Fashola was appointed to be distributing PVCs.

How is nairaland supposed to be different from othr traffic seeking hungry blogs? When you can just post BS here,spread rumours,give wrong info and whip up unhealthy sentiments from a section of the public. I'm a lil bit gutted.

jeffmyson:
Who are those that will be violent? Where will the violence take place? My friend be careful for what you wish! You might wake up one day in a refugee camp in ghana with a plate standing in line for food from the UN or WFP, only then will you realise that "there was a country" which you destroyed by yourselves.

We have an INEC that is prepared for election in your their dream! More than 20 Million PVC are outstanding, contracts for election materials were just awarded last monday (68.8 million units), you will have to receive them and distribute across the country within 10 days, you have 960,000 adhoc staffs to train in 10 days and you have card readers that have never been tested by INEC which they intend to use for the all important general elections.
My brother INEC had four years to prepare for this pool and now we are hearing all manner of stories! Jega has failed! Let him take more time and get ready, we are happy to wait! We don't want an election where anyone will contest the results! It will be crystal clear to the whole world.

Its quite funny you feel there won't be protests especially with the cloud shrouding the postponement issue as a ploy to favour the incumbent.
And concerning the stats you have given well I'm sure Jega was aware of all these before stating that INEC is ready for the polls.
20 million PVCs out of how many? Public holidays have been declared for a second time in some states to allow people collect PVCs,or are the cards gonna be delivered to peoples houses and shops? The only valid reason I see for any postponement is just logistics,pvc issue is just being overflogged.

Nigeria risks widespread violence if postponement is considerd. Hope d plan is not to wait for widespread protests after postponement then use dat as an excuse for interim govt BS.

#Godpassthem#

gen2briz:
He'll deliver it when you people elect him for second term.

But me I don decide
iHaveDecide
GMB till Ngozi okonjo stop deceiving Nigerians with head gear.

Bros what are you saying in essence? That Ngozi is a man?

watchman111:
do you know the implication of having an unbeliever as president

Is that why you had to quote the whole article? (Hisses)

emiye:
In all sincerity, the town hall meetings makes more sense than the debates that looks like a dick measuring contest.

If it was a d1ck measuring contest I'm sure Buhari wud win. #abokirooster#
Good and novel move anyway.

Obiagelli:
Just when Sambo was jubilating Buhari's withdrawal, now he has to face Osinbajo by force

Hahahha! Dis got me laughing,
So its gonna be

Oga Jona -what is corruption if stealing is not?

Nomad Shambles- who is the most inactive vice president ever apart from when Jona was vice? (Simple question)

Gen buhahari- Is it true you visited Oluwole after your favourite cow ate up your certificate?

Prof Osinbade - Is it true that you intend to impose tithes on every public office holder? And hope you won't open the gates of hell when the senate refuses to pass a bill?

aim5:
Jennifer Izevbuwa and Juliet Mgboruwke.

Strange names,are they from Uzbekistan?

@lalasticlala u try joor buh e wan be like say origin dey block ur eye for one or two of dem.
Meanwwhile Olu jacobs and pete edochie resemble too

Cutehector4u:
Wat will he now tell God wen he gets to heaven now

That his life has been a “head-opening experience.

In M.Is voice “bad belle is allowed is allowed“.let the dude have some fun.

Can she make history? Febuhari will tell.

SeverusSnape:
All the same, WHERE IS THE CERTIFICATE

And this is a BIG LIE!... from time immemorial, You as a student must pass mathematics before proceeding to any other level, mathematics makes a student's reasoning ability higher, If Buhari really failed maths, Then his IQ level is definitely below average.

I repeat, This is a lie, A whole CAMBRIDGE will say "...don't worry, you can fail mathematics"...Hehehehehehehehehe, I laugh in Swahili, even the English he passed, How is he using it..."kwaraftion"...."A fee cee"....

Why don't u ask ur grandpa if its true that's if he's alive or if he went to school at all before spewing nonsense on issues that happened way back.
Open ur eyes and embrace truth it dosent make u less human.

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink] I can't fathom with ya.
Nigerian men are my very third option.[/color]

Yeah she's quite cute + I don't really like tweeting either.

@topic Nigerian dudes are just generally insecure,we can't even trust our own shadow. But can you really blame us? We want a better version of our mothers wich is very unavailable @ the mo`.

KEVIND:
We members of Winners Chapel will Vote for President Jonathan. How could a right thinking Christian vote for a religious fanatic like Buhari.He thought he can deceive US by picking a redeemed pastor as a running mate, But he can't outsmart US. We members of Living Faith church know better & we have more than 5million members Nationwide.
We refuse to go back to Egypt.we're on Our Way to the promise Land and no one can "CHANGE" Our direction.

Who the F*UC.K are you to speak on behalf of winners nationwide,the MOG is under fire for somthin that we haven't confirmed if he truly said,u are now here doin one clueless campaign. If u wan generalise better find a band of nitwits like urself to associate with.
Yet to confam buh if papa said so I would be greatly disappointed.

berem:
That is no longer a parting. It is a gap.

Hahahahaha! Dis woman nogo kill person dis sunday afternoon!

Nice write up op.
This one wey North,south,east and west na indecency. U go outside na half covered bakka go chase u bak inside,u on tv na make dem no show music video,U off tv wan use fone ur own don finish,u run go church erytin is alrite till dos sisters wey dey late come stay for bak arrive church (double wahala) u sure say man nogo blind like dis.
May God help us because b4 u fink of settling down sef na money,survival u go dey first calculate...to con find beta woman nko? Na quadratic equation

Nice write up op.
This one wey North,south,east and west na indecency. U go outside na half covered bakka go chase u bak inside,u on tv na make dem no show music video,U off tv wan use fone ur own don finish,u run go church erytin is alrite till dos sisters wey dey late come stay for bak arrive church (double wahala) u sure say man nogo blind like dis.
May God help us because b4 u fink of settling down sef na money,survival u go dey first calculate...to con find beta woman nko? Na quadratic equation.
#goddey.

I have never been a fan of false information on an open forum like this,I watched the rally and the turnout wasn't so impressive as the guvnor even had to promise the c-in-c that ther wud be better turnout @ the polls. Next venue shud be better sha.

akpanikpe:
I tire o, at list people are supos to have some respect for the fools.

Hahahahahhaha! Na ur own sef bad pass.
When u place a child that has slept on the floor his whole life on a king size bed he wud eventually roll over backto the ground in his sleep. Sometimes some habits/behavioural attitudes can't just be taken out of some people because that's what makes up the fabric of who they really are. #Nuffsaid

CoCoLav:
Just last week I went from bookshop to bookshop looking for:

One week one trouble
Joseph the village boy
Chike and the river
Bottled leopard
Echoes of hard times
Without a silver spoon
Raila the sugar girl
Trouble in form six
African Child

Could only get trouble in form six but my search still continues

African child by camara laye
Trouble in form six
Passport of Mallam Ilia
These memories make me nostalgic,I wish things cud be unified once again in this country just like b4.

oziduru:
Governorship candidate in Lagos state was pictured with  Ice Prince and M.I in separate photos.

Caption the photos.

Source: http:///7ey

LASGIDI, a place where homeboys and outsiders alike are welcome to make it as big as their dreams allow,where politicians,musicians,moguls,enterpreneurs,and hustlers work hard @ day and run tinz @nite.
Me likey MI and AMBO pix more it looks real.

klem93:
Pix: Lagosians Come And Caption This Look On Jimi Agbaje's Face Against Ambode



This picture was from the governorship debate of the Lagos state governorship aspirant. Caption the look please.... http://www.maxgist.com/2015/01/photos-from-lagos-governorship-aspirant.html

The look is like “Nonsense,ugly guy see hin suit like aswani bend down package“

AlfaSeltzer:
It is a constitutional requirement that each candidate show his or her certificate. Everybody has done so except Buhari. Buhari can get hold of a copy of his certificate if he contacts WAEC office or Cambridge University. What's stopping him?

Its a constitutional requirement that they show their certificate?? Pls be sure of whatever you write oo! And by the way do you have your own waec CERTIFICATE? Not statement of result but certificate.

The police shudnt give up the search for the mad womans body,there might be anoda “nollywoodic“ side to the story.

Blood on the streets,Blood eVerywhere.

They harmed his body,but can't harm his soul,RIP pharmacist.

otil1:
The only binding force in the south is not religion. It is a collective desire for progress and modernisation.

The core north has been indoctrinated differently, unfortunately:

Things like 7 virgins, almajiri culture, "ba kwomi" belief system (i.e. Fatalism) operating under their system of theocracy are docrines used by the norther elites

I would wanna agree with your point,but situations that bring the south together as a unit are very rare (eg) GEJ in 2011 and I'm beginning to think we blew that chance @ building trust and working together.

liberty300:
It's painful seeing southerners supporting buhari. The north has always conquered nigeria by turning the south against each other by first; getting in the heads of the Yorubas and instigating them against the rest. Starting from the war, census and election, the north always turned the south against each other.

I know GEJ is not perfect but who is. The man put wonderful policies in place that we just should have patients for them to bare fruit.
Am not a tribalist but the forces working against the south are too many. We should learn to stay together and say "no" to the north. They have ruled us for more than 35 yrs and decided to form apc after they removed northerners from power

Think!

The south was never united in the first instance.
Even culturally check out the amount of ethnic groups,different languages and lifestyle principles that exist in the region.The only binding force in the south is religion which is not even strong enough in a land of very “opinionated“ people.

trillville:
Look at this man, of all courses ur fisherman president could find to do, he had to do zoology.
Don't u know it is people who cannot get admission to study medicine or pharmacy that are admitted to study zoology.

In fact, gej should show us his own WASC.

Watch tour tongue Mr!!! Don't use one bad egg to judge zoology as a course.
Though its a bit messed up in naija in present day

mcdokwe:
He maybe right in his choice of words.

OP means original post.
You understand it to mean a person. So by your understanding he should be saying 'by the original poster' but he chose to refer to the post and not the poster. So he is correct.

See people jumping to find mistakes without lookin b4 they leap,haba! A large percentage of Nairalanders are not so bad with english last time I checked.
Funny enuf he wrote macy instead of mercy, though I know its an attempt @ being humorous.

Btw @ ehijeremiah modify your post its “here“ he wrote on his handle not “hear“ except you are .....

sheymoni:
Check this out & see the rubbish you wrote

Hope pple get to see this b4 they start saying BS about the prof,this is a good sign anyway I hope they would be this accessible when they eventually get elected.