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Time and tide waits for no man,age catches up with us all and death is a constant (father U-turn nd ettiene T-boy).
These people should be appreciated no matter what cos I see them as historical evidence of how far Naija music industry has come.
I'm stil hoping to hear frm those I felt really had the talent like sunny neji,faze,rhymzo,flextraman,aZadus.

eedriyz:
Any Supporter of President Jonathan and PDP here? Pls say amen to this prayers
A PRAYER FOR G.E.J. and PDP SUPPORTERS
1.) May God run your Life the way GEJ is running this country.
2.) May God give u and your family the kind of peace GEJ gives to this country.
3.) May God subsidize your blessings the way Jonathan subsidized the Nigerian Oil.
4.) May God secure u and your entire family the way GEJ secures this country.
As a Good supporter of GEJ and PDP all u have to do is to Quote this and reply "Amen" and disgrace the ‘Misinformed’ General public that he is God Sent.
Be brave to type Amen b4 you start d insult.
Let's see how many we can get. Source: www.nairaland.com/1959823/prayer-gejs-supporters

Omo see curse toh sure!

Baddo101:
please how do i learn how to kiss

Buy N30 orange suck out the liquid and then practice what u see in movies with it.(NB) Eating the chaff is not part of kissing ooo!

Boss13:
The OP is not but a disgruntled employee. At first, I was sympathetic to his cause but not till I read the responses from the CEO. There are always two side to a story. Some employees just do not understand the concept of keeping a business afloat, in other works - to open shop, they are only interested in their monthly pay. Lets all assume that he is selling sub-standard products, however please note that the company's pricing has nothing to reflect with scamming people. He has to make profit so that he can pay your disgruntled a$$, pay for fuel, logistics, advert, rent etc.

Based on the CEO's response, he informed you and your colleagues that there is need to turn up to work on Saturdays, he gave his explanation - based on increase demand during weekends. Yet some of you did not turn up. How do you want him to increase sales and pay you. Honestly, you deserve to be sacked and it has nothing to do with one-man business. You will also be sacked or sanction in a joint-stock company too because stupid negative people like you do not deserve to be employed.

Okay he sells sub-standard products, let his customers do the talking by moving to the competition but you coming up here to run your mouth shows how disloyal you are, how disgruntled you are and how stupid and negative you are. You are part of the reason, small businesses don't grow. Everybody wants to own a business, yet no one want to be submissive enough to learn the ropes. Your behaviour on this forum is pissing me off and you need to get a life, you fool.

Wow! So much alomo for another mans waist pain? One thing is clear to all selling fake/substandard items to esteemed customers is a crime worthy of persecution anytime anyday. I suggest you take an anti-depressant for your anger issues.

victorels:
Please Don't rush to use it. Its like they have not finish with their technical issues. I rushed to use my phone as modem and my 750 was just swallowed. I don't think they have activated us to use it. You can not even check the data bonus balance. If it is not technical issues, they might be playing pranks on us.

OMG! Hahahaha! Sorry oo,they aint loyal,wiv mtn therz always a catch/prank. Anyway na stil suprise dem suprise you.

donigspain:
Sharks and Dolphins still exist?

Especially that Dolphins wey no dey gree Enyimba to beat them in those good ol' days of Enyimba dominance.

They were billed to play enyimba this weekend but with the look of things it might be a walkover.

phrenoz:
...You are responsible for what you become,no one can bring out wat is not in you already.

There is a beastly part to every Man or Woman its in every one of us,how far we can hold it b4 it manifests is what matters.

Sorry is dis a campaign thread or somfin,abeg moVing onto other news,bsides if keshi comes bak ther wud still b no uche,martins etc.arms folded watching with 3D glasses.

hybridtm:
Dat guy get luck...say no b.. UNIBEN.....believe me,the title for b man killed by angry uniben students

OAU students wud neva do dat,after d maximum shishi he wud be handed over to the skool security/authority who wud den do the needful.

Sleekyshuga:
They did put a smile on my face, inasmuch as I had expected more...

Yeah fink utd can only get better, a draw is not so bad though I initially tot we cud spoil their fake run of wins

Sleekyshuga:
Van P, what is wrong naw? Didn't you eat b4 coming 4 dz match?? Haba

Di Maria, I dey look u dey laff ooo

Fine chicas supporting united,wish united cud score 2 goals in quik succession to put a smile on ur pretty face,buh d way its goin we might just hope for better luck and make top 4 dis season @least.GGMU

berem:
Is that so? no southwest governor present even Akande is not there.

and Adams Oshiomole?

Saraki is around,so is ex-governor fayemi. Would have loved to see oshio baba though.

Just imagine ur fate in the hands of some irate,illiterate,stick weilding youths whose picture of you is you being bludgeoned to death then set ablaze @ their own will,this is how I felt when I watched the ALUU video. I cudnt help but ask in my mind “imagine if that was me in that unfortunate situation?
I don't know what nonsense destiny there is in Naija when your life may be hanging in the balance in a few moments thanks to som barbaric mob.
RIP anyway.

Collynzo29:
APGA will still win IMO state.
Iheanacho all the way!

Iheanaho? I tot he was in Man city.
Abeg free the bicycle riding Rochas make he finish him 2nd term jare.kpomkpuen

davidflipcy:
what of this?

Dat shUd be the cutest cat iv ever seen,buh on the other hand dogs r cuter.
Team Aja

datguru:
So where is the money as we speak ? Was it brought back in cash as taken or they did a kind of wire transfer to our govt?

I'm sure the S/africans know berra dan to return cash,@least they still have an image to protect.
BTW I hope our govt won't use TB josh as a diplomatic sacrifice to appeal to the bok nation.

And most ladies be forming independent woman outside but the tears they shed inside fit flood lagos.She might actually just need some stability in her life and career and probably another child.

naijaboiy:
Make I first Book space

Edited

11 pages,,and when someone starts viewing he/she will think it's filled with ladies pics

Except for the little brawl that happened,,please don't waste your MB

Thanks a lot bro,more speed to ur MB

@Redeboe nice thread,mature answers and alil bit of comic relief,Good job.

BTW I fink dos ladies ranting allover the thread yet following it religiously haven't been bleeped in a while.

I wouldn't wanna let dis opportunity go without asking a nasty question.
What percentage of the numerous ladies who have fallen under ur “reign“ were hookers? And can u share on how many of ur beneficiaries were from what part of the country+wich ethnic group gave u best and most memorable romp

Dygeasy:
Don't be surprised if the OP is an alternate moniker of one of the people mentioned above.

Promoting others and squeezing himself in. Being popular feels good you know.

With the amount of useless threads on fp I fink I like this idea even if it was cooked up by one of the so-called “nl celebrities“

kwenu:
Why all the hate for the president and his wife, cant we just be positive. today we complain , ooh the woman dosent speak good english , ohh his husband mr President is a daft, weakling, shoeless ect.
but u criticizers do not know one thing , that the more u criticize him , the more His God promotes him and u demote yourself unknowingly,

take for example if God has destined you to become a president tommorow, should you not love current serving president of today? so that you can become one tommorow, badmouthing and condeming these todays leaders could rob you off the grace of you becoming a leader like them tommorow.
i am not saying that its wrong to criticize,
“Criticism” can be good if it results in a positive behavior change or it can be bad
when it ends up hurting relationships and not causing the intended change.
Critism is not a good thing only constructive criticism is. some people only critize to just bring people down. there are diffeneces between the two

please lets all be positive and constructive whenever we criticize people

Bros its “critics“ not CRITICIZERS no wonder you love them so much. And by the way not all of us can/will be president/first lady some peoples purpose in life is to act best in supporting roles(che guevara),as critics(daniel defoe) or even in opposition. Meanwhile you have to be well prepared and seasoned (+luck,grace) to lead the worlds most populous black nation.no excuses.

MadCow1:
Her Matriculation and Convocation were on the same day..


#Boss..

How are we sure its a convocation ceremony and not freedom ceremony from a tailor in nembe or yenagoa?

I'm sure skool stress must have melted out all that chubbiness from ur jambite days.

So naira sef strong pass dat nonsense colombia currency upon all dem drugs? Dem con dey ban naija entrants because of ebola wey we don tackle,useless mofos.

seankay:
Yes we are rare

Very rare,just like butter bred guy who can blend into the streets (kpako) environment.