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cindyrella: U go pluck flower for ur babe, she be goat? He's just too poor. He can't maintain a girl. Flowers? Na ram em won give ![]() |
Jubal01: Oh tnk God! Atlast sumbdy is tinkin lyk a maturd mind shud tink. I rili lyk ur argument. Evrybdy is jst castigatin me 4 no just cause. Even God dat gav us al d wisdom n ability 2 b xtremely tolerant got vry MAD wit many ppl in d bible. Can u rememba Moses? Even his 1st creatur Adam? D list is endles. So i dnt knw y any mere mortal cud stand bold 2 tel me he/she dsnt get angry. Even robots get angry (I, ROBOT). Dnt deceiv urslvs. Its nt nomal. Its pretence of d highest order. QED.Your girl is an angel meant to leave you someday. Enjoy her while she last ![]() |
[quote author=unwana-abasi]10 things a girl probably doesn't know about a guy : 1. Guys are more emotional then they think, if they loved them truly. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 5. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 6. Girls are guys' weaknesses. 7. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. 8. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." 9. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. 10. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible ♥[/quote]That's all i can read in your epistle. Good try. |
[quote author=.bbpreye]A bunch of flowers from the heart Is better that Bold 5 given for just a piece of her waist! Naija gehs do u agree? Since you all fix brazillian hair, fake nails, want to speak like whites, u shld be also ready for the whiteman treatment! "Flower gifts"[/quote]Broke a$$. |
If he seek a DNA test, go for it, confirm if the old dude owns the baby. If yes, spit on his face. He's a lunkhead!! |
"Let he that thinketh he standeth takeheed lest he falls" |
Shollypopz: You win!!! |
Shollypopz: Lol, I'm scared oooNah! I'm nice, no hype!! If that was just a game for you, so smile for me. No harm ![]() |
Shollypopz: .Oya smile na ![]() |
Shollypopz: lol, just a head bow??!*laying down flat* I hail thee Shollypopz |
Shollypopz: *With a Ghanaian accent*. Shollypopz: Gosh!! I give up!! |
Shollypopz: Which yeye boundary?!! I'm just postponing it to another day!!!Agreed! *head bow* |
Shollypopz: Stop stealing my lines, OBO!!Hahahahahahaha. Oh my world! What!!! I usually don't do this. Gosh! Well, good say you admit na. No dey pass your boundary again o Oya smile for me. |
onyfrank: Pls pls, no bickering abeg. I love u all. Peace i bring 2u all. Abuse me instead kus am the cus, I hav an abuse absorber.Sharrap Punk! Read the headline...na just fun. Sholly na my girl ![]() |
Shollypopz: Me?? U sef product of r.ape! Amadioha strike ur blokus, Id.iot!!Sholly a se o tie le. Your lines weak mehn. You monkey sef come here dey form sexy. Make fire tear your body. You no dey see well? Gum dey your eye ni? Na me you won take gather pass? Make sango s.uck your bobbi spit the milk for ya face. You no reach, call your egbon for this game make dem face their master. Isi ewu..opolo aja. Olodo rabata ![]() |
Shollypopz: ROTFLMAO!!Thunder fire your punny! You this product of a failed abortion. You get liver match my foot. You won die ni? Times hundred e no go breath for my face, silly thing. No carry your jabs pass my front. Oya park well go one corner service yourself wella make that tension relief you. Ode oshi, Olodo rabata ![]() |
Shollypopz: Monkey!! Shattap dia!!Isi ewu |
[quote author=Maria-G]Yea yeah, we have heard that before NEXT PLS[/quote] ![]() |
Finestchocolaty: gosh! Dat was harshNah! Babe, i'm so nice ![]() |
Shollypopz: LMAO @ dis I*diot calling me olodo!!You don dey madt abi? Your brain na dust full am. I bin think say your first reply go answer OP question na but because your mumu high pass u con dey clueless as to what to post. O ni opolo rara, i wait until you have a proper understanding to answer the OP question. Till then, you're a dumba$$ . Pass make i see road, olodo rabata. Ode! Mumu like you ![]() |
toria12: We're talking about winning her heart so dude your focus should be on impressing her heart and nothing else!Lass, have you heard of No Bad English Ministry Intl. You posted trash! |
Shollypopz: Who are the silly olodos laughing @ d op's English.......mk I hear word abegYou must be one of those silly olodos. Is this your answer to OP question? Olodo head, even the post confuse you. SMH |
[quote author=Mynd_44]That's sounds kinda erm....... Shallow[/quote]I was just about saying that. That's shallow..so odd. |
Caracta: i was only trying to helpNah! You joined him. He stained you..oh nah ![]() |
Good Girl: ^^^^^^Hilarious! I'd advise you to do as said. You wanna waste your years finding out nothing? You pick on a lunkhead's comment as a general view? Been single isn't a stigma for our ladies! I'm giving you a quick help now because after you're done, that's gonna be your final submission. Just say thank you! |
Good Girl: Really?Go and watch the full series of BBA-7 that's more productive than this. |
190: Steady income of sexxxxxxx is why I'm getting marriedIt could be boring also. So don't be too excited. |
afam4eva: Instead of ranting, you should have just said you want the governor to give farmers laptops instead of tractors.Get a life and stop hating on my state. If your governor can sign MOU with samsung, that will be the best achievement of his 4years in office. |
Esss: Me neither..This' what happens when toddlers start using the internet. |
afam4eva: Technology may bring some employments but not like farming will. I can tell you that at least 70% of Ekiti indegenes are into some sort of farming or the other. Is it not better for the government to engage farmers Aggressively considering the fact that it will touch the lives of a huge majority of Awon omo Ekiti than wasting their state's funds by buying a laptop for every student. I think that's senseless.Read the nonsense you're spouting up there and tell me if it makes any sense. At this present age, your evil wish for Ekiti is increase in farmers and a decrease in technology users? From all your comments on this thread, no makes any logical submission. Now read carefully young man, who told you that farmers don't use laptops? From where did you get the impression that technology won't work alongside farming? or you think Ekiti is as backward as Anambra where their farmers can't make a signature? Next time, use your brain when commenting on sensitive topics because you might get burnt. |
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I had to write out his abbreviated words in full. Didn't i try?