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RomanceRe: Why Do Some Girls Reject Flower Gifts? by DExplorer1: 7:58am On Sep 12, 2012
cindyrella: U go pluck flower for ur babe, she be goat? huh
grin grin grin He's just too poor. He can't maintain a girl. Flowers? Na ram em won give grin
RomanceRe: Anger by DExplorer1: 1:07am On Sep 12, 2012
Jubal01: Oh tnk God! Atlast sumbdy is tinkin lyk a maturd mind shud tink. I rili lyk ur argument. Evrybdy is jst castigatin me 4 no just cause. Even God dat gav us al d wisdom n ability 2 b xtremely tolerant got vry MAD wit many ppl in d bible. Can u rememba Moses? Even his 1st creatur Adam? D list is endles. So i dnt knw y any mere mortal cud stand bold 2 tel me he/she dsnt get angry. Even robots get angry (I, ROBOT). Dnt deceiv urslvs. Its nt nomal. Its pretence of d highest order. QED.
Your girl is an angel meant to leave you someday. Enjoy her while she last undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Things That Girls Probably Doesn't Know About Guys by DExplorer1: 1:00am On Sep 12, 2012
[quote author=unwana-abasi]10 things a girl probably doesn't know about
a guy :
1. Guys are more emotional then they think, if
they loved them truly.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day but
before they go to sleep, they always think
about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. A guy who likes you wants to be the only
guy you talk to.
5. Guys are more emotional than they'd like
people to think.
6. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
7. If a guy tells you about his problems, he
just needs someone to listen to him. You
don't need to give advice.
8. When a guy asks you to leave him alone,
he's just actually saying, "Please come and
listen to me."
9. No guy can handle all his problems on his
own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
10. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health
just to be with you, he really likes you
and
wants to be with you as much as possible ♥[/quote]That's all i can read in your epistle. Good try.
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Girls Reject Flower Gifts? by DExplorer1: 12:52am On Sep 12, 2012
[quote author=.bbpreye]A bunch of flowers from the heart Is better that Bold 5 given for just a piece of her waist! Naija gehs do u agree?
Since you all fix brazillian hair, fake nails, want to speak like whites, u shld be also ready for the whiteman treatment! "Flower gifts"[/quote]Broke a$$.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriends Boyfriend Gave Her A Confusing Reply. by DExplorer1: 12:42am On Sep 12, 2012
If he seek a DNA test, go for it, confirm if the old dude owns the baby. If yes, spit on his face. He's a lunkhead!!
Christianity EtcRe: Redeemed Church Scandal - Adeboye's Deputy Impregnates Secretary by DExplorer1: 9:32pm On Sep 11, 2012
"Let he that thinketh he standeth takeheed lest he falls"
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 9:12pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: smiley smiley kiss
grin You win!!!
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 9:01pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: Lol, I'm scared ooo

U're being too easy.....I have a feeling u're going to get back @ me wen I smile

So, I'll rather just Laugh...cool?! hahahahahahah
Nah! I'm nice, no hype!! If that was just a game for you, so smile for me. No harm cheesy
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 8:54pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: .
Oya smile na smiley
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 8:50pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: lol, just a head bow??!

You have to lie down flat ooo and say; "I hail thee, Shollypopz!!"
*laying down flat* I hail thee Shollypopz
RomanceRe: Why Realy Do U Want To Get Married?? by DExplorer1: 8:48pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: *With a Ghanaian accent*

Feeckk Off!!

ANUOFIA!! angry angry
.
Shollypopz: Gosh!! I give up!!
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 8:45pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: Which yeye boundary?!! I'm just postponing it to another day!!!

I'll smile after u bow to me cool
Agreed! *head bow*
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 8:36pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: Stop stealing my lines, OBO!!

Gosh!! I give up!!

"You're are more Nigerian than I thought"
Hahahahahahaha. Oh my world! What!!! I usually don't do this. Gosh! Well, good say you admit na. No dey pass your boundary again o grin Oya smile for me.
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 8:24pm On Sep 11, 2012
onyfrank: Pls pls, no bickering abeg. I love u all. Peace i bring 2u all. Abuse me instead kus am the cus, I hav an abuse absorber.
Sharrap Punk! Read the headline...na just fun. Sholly na my girl grin
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 8:22pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: Me?? U sef product of r.ape! Amadioha strike ur blokus, Id.iot!!

U dey craze?? Abi u and mad man don dey share d same 'pata' rit?? See dis lil chicken dey talk liver, if u see liver u go know am?? BUFFOON!!

MUGU, so na 4 corner u dey m.asturbate dey release tension abi??!! Sango strike that crooked fingers u use type bullsh*t to me, BOLO!!

U betta go find ur mate talk 'opas' to, cos me I go rubbish u for here! DODOYO!! angry angry angry
Sholly a se o tie le. Your lines weak mehn. You monkey sef come here dey form sexy. Make fire tear your body. You no dey see well? Gum dey your eye ni? Na me you won take gather pass? Make sango s.uck your bobbi spit the milk for ya face. You no reach, call your egbon for this game make dem face their master. Isi ewu..opolo aja. Olodo rabata grin
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 7:50pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: ROTFLMAO!!

Ur brain sef dey leak like pure water. Your MUMU don elevate go spiritual realm, DUMBA*SS!!

Opolo aja lo ni bobo yii.....GTFOH!! OBO!! Alai ni'kan se ara GALATIA!

Bolo!........... Emi, Shollypopz n soro, opolo eja naa fe ba mi soro

See as u dey cry, dey blow ur mucus all over dis thread, SULE!! angry angry angry angry angry
Thunder fire your punny! You this product of a failed abortion. You get liver match my foot. You won die ni? Times hundred e no go breath for my face, silly thing. No carry your jabs pass my front. Oya park well go one corner service yourself wella make that tension relief you. Ode oshi, Olodo rabata grin
RomanceRe: Why Realy Do U Want To Get Married?? by DExplorer1: 7:42pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: Monkey!! Shattap dia!!
Isi ewu
RomanceRe: How To Win A Girl Heart 4 Real by DExplorer1: 7:32pm On Sep 11, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]Yea yeah, we have heard that before

NEXT PLS[/quote]undecided grin grin
RomanceRe: How To Win A Girl Heart 4 Real by DExplorer1: 7:29pm On Sep 11, 2012
Finestchocolaty: gosh! Dat was harsh
Nah! Babe, i'm so nice cheesy
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 7:27pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: LMAO @ dis I*diot calling me olodo!!

Is it my fault that u're not smart enough to understand d op's English??!!....Ordinary MUMU like you quoting me and squeaking bullsh*t

GTFOH!! angry angry cool
You don dey madt abi? Your brain na dust full am. I bin think say your first reply go answer OP question na but because your mumu high pass u con dey clueless as to what to post.
O ni opolo rara, i wait until you have a proper understanding to answer the OP question. Till then, you're a dumba$$ . Pass make i see road, olodo rabata. Ode! Mumu like you grin
RomanceRe: How To Win A Girl Heart 4 Real by DExplorer1: 7:19pm On Sep 11, 2012
toria12: We're talking about winning her heart so dude your focus should be on impressing her heart and nothing else!

How to Win a Girls Heart Girl is everything guys should know about winning a girls heart.

To win her heart, it takes much more than money and good looks. Just remember one thing before you get started on this, she will not be impressed by your look or your riches if she's after your heart! So make sure your efforts are not wasted on the wrong person. This applies to both genders.

Guys usually search for ways to impress a girl to bed and if you're looking for those kinds of advices, you're on the wrong place. This page is for those sweet boys that really care about their loved ones and are trying their best to win their girls hearts.

A wise man once said that you can be the best looking person in the world but if your personality is ugly then you're ugly too. So keep your inner heart pure and innocent and you will not only win her heart but also every one else's too with your beautiful personality
Lass, have you heard of No Bad English Ministry Intl. You posted trash!
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 6:58pm On Sep 11, 2012
Shollypopz: Who are the silly olodos laughing @ d op's English.......mk I hear word abeg angry angry

Den go come NL dey form professor......answer d op's question jo! angry
You must be one of those silly olodos. Is this your answer to OP question? Olodo head, even the post confuse you. SMH
RomanceRe: Why Realy Do U Want To Get Married?? by DExplorer1: 6:54pm On Sep 11, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]That's sounds kinda erm....... Shallow[/quote]I was just about saying that. That's shallow..so odd.
RomanceRe: Gals, If Aguy U D Seen Bt Nt Spokn2 Cam Up 2u & Started Talkn 2u Wat Wud U Tink by DExplorer1: 5:41pm On Sep 11, 2012
Caracta: i was only trying to help embarassed I had to write out his abbreviated words in full. Didn't i try?
Nah! You joined him. He stained you..oh nah sad
RomanceRe: What Are The Signs That She Is Single? by DExplorer1: 5:38pm On Sep 11, 2012
Good Girl: ^^^^^^
No thanks. I'll stick to finding out why being single is such a stigma in Nigeria.
It may not have an effect to the price of garri, but it will quench my curiosity.
Hilarious! I'd advise you to do as said. You wanna waste your years finding out nothing? You pick on a lunkhead's comment as a general view? Been single isn't a stigma for our ladies! I'm giving you a quick help now because after you're done, that's gonna be your final submission. Just say thank you!
RomanceRe: What Are The Signs That She Is Single? by DExplorer1: 5:19pm On Sep 11, 2012
Good Girl: Really? huh
I think I will have to create another thread soon to discuss this matter. I really want to get into the diary of a single woman in Nigeria. Is it really that bad? It often baffles me as to why having no partner is a stigma in the Nigerian society. A very interesting phenomena I must say.
Go and watch the full series of BBA-7 that's more productive than this.
RomanceRe: Why Realy Do U Want To Get Married?? by DExplorer1: 5:04pm On Sep 11, 2012
190: Steady income of sexxxxxxx is why I'm getting married

Its way cheaper and affordable too
It could be boring also. So don't be too excited.
EducationRe: Samsung To Establish Engineering Academy In Ekiti by DExplorer1: 4:49pm On Sep 11, 2012
afam4eva: Instead of ranting, you should have just said you want the governor to give farmers laptops instead of tractors.
Get a life and stop hating on my state. If your governor can sign MOU with samsung, that will be the best achievement of his 4years in office.
EducationRe: Samsung To Establish Engineering Academy In Ekiti by DExplorer1: 4:39pm On Sep 11, 2012
Esss: Me neither..

Ekiti State....!! Everytime I think of Ekiti, I can only seem to associate it with poverty, backwardness,child prostitution and child molestation..
This' what happens when toddlers start using the internet.
EducationRe: Samsung To Establish Engineering Academy In Ekiti by DExplorer1: 4:39pm On Sep 11, 2012
afam4eva: Technology may bring some employments but not like farming will. I can tell you that at least 70% of Ekiti indegenes are into some sort of farming or the other. Is it not better for the government to engage farmers Aggressively considering the fact that it will touch the lives of a huge majority of Awon omo Ekiti than wasting their state's funds by buying a laptop for every student. I think that's senseless.
Read the nonsense you're spouting up there and tell me if it makes any sense. At this present age, your evil wish for Ekiti is increase in farmers and a decrease in technology users? From all your comments on this thread, no makes any logical submission. Now read carefully young man, who told you that farmers don't use laptops? From where did you get the impression that technology won't work alongside farming? or you think Ekiti is as backward as Anambra where their farmers can't make a signature? Next time, use your brain when commenting on sensitive topics because you might get burnt.

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