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DID YOU JUST COMPARE BOKO HARAM TO ISIS?JONATHAN MUST BE YOUR DRINKING BUDDY. Awon elemu oshi!!!! SAI BUHARI!!!!

Callfubu:
Yes he did good, we don hear. if you are talking about stealing, fine they didn't say anything. but don't use bomb explosions and insurgency as a criteria to place him above GEJ. GEJ inherited those things and even if you want to say why has he not ended it. Then I'll simply tell you that the day the world solves the ISIS problem, then he will solve BH

hahaha.....demicated abi? where r the chibok girls,sry chibok women?where is shekau? these are the kind of posts that makes ppl stop believing good news when they eventually hear them...bloody liars!!!

Trut :
The North always oppose every action of this govt, after they will say GEJ is dividing Nigeria on ethnic line.

I know that slaves will defend their slave masters on this thread.

Ikpewe:
THOSE FOOLS ARE NEVER SATISFY WE WHAT WE GIVE THEM, THEY WANT ALL OUR OIL MONEY TO THEIRSELVE.

first of all,im not supposed to quote you because you cant even speak good english,as for the other tribal bigot you quoted,point of correction,the only slaves in nigeria are the ones that the hausas and yorubas have been taking turns to rule.....ok,bye!

I wonder why this useless JOHESU group has not been scrapped by the FG.well,that's what you get when the leadership of a country is weak and clueless.things that confuse me about this johesu group though.
1.Nurses work half or less than half the time doctors work,yet expect to get paid the same salary
2.All johesu members spend less years in school compared to their doctor counterparts yet expect to get paid on the same salary scale
3.I never knew majority of nairalanders are so dumb and biased not to see or should i say pretend not to see the death toll being amassed daily because of the greed of this Johesu group.
4.If this were an NMA strike,all the johesuites in the house (95% of nairalanders) will be screaming 'sack them all' ,'dont pay them','they are greedy',and now you are all just pathetically mute?

Bunch of hypocrites oshi.

naija girls too dey lie chai!!!!! see dem..."i dress 2 feel good","i dress to be confident", "i dress for myself"...taaahhhhhh!!!!! if i hear....oya,if you dress for yourself,then why do you feel bad if your man doesnt compliment your dressing??...here is the truth,men dress 2 impress women,women dress to impress men,every other thing is secondary.

P.S;any woman that takes more than 1 hour to dress,is not out to impress herself.

redcliff: If you like the both of them, just enjoy their music and stop opening unnecessary threads to drive traffic to your dead site

. E be like say early mormor ban dey hungry this 1.must u comment? Some ppl sha.

..i think Nairaland will crop in a lot more cash if the forum is restructured..Oga seun,add a little colour,give us a dislike button,thrash the share button,uncensor some particular words..i dont mean to compare, but the likes of facebook,twitter have changed massively since conception...but nairaland appears static.i luv nairaland though and hope seun changes tatics eventually like arsene wenger...cos i know there is money oga seun..(buy correct striker)

hello house,pls does any1 have a clue on how to trade random bulls on binary.com.....how does one predict a daily bullish day or daily bearish day on that particular index?....thanks

I think i agree with the OP...av met a couple of girls who said they cant date light-complexioned guys...still wondering y oh...female nairalanders over 2 u...why?

okoligee: if I quote d full code wot happen or wot do I risk

Quote it !!! I'll like 2 see what will happen 2...no available scapegoat yet.

OYA DIS THREAD HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CLOSED AND ALL COMMENTS DISABLED.

N.B:Una no dey hear word abi...i go fite all of una if them block qsat oh...just got mine,at least make i enjoy am small.

For any questions...kindly ask ur dealer,!shikena!

chemicool: Can I use huawei mf190? I have been trying zte mf190 but not working.

Preferably the huawei E series.

ZeusAyo: egbon ejoor how did you get a modem 2 work on ur decoder mine is q23g

Was quite tricky...but i'll advice you to wait till Qsat recovers from dis Coma.
1. Get an huawei modem dat has been unlocked...i repeat...huawei only,i tried others,they did not work,connect it 2 d back of ur decoder....

2. Do not insert any sim in d sim space,only d sim in ur modem is 2 be used.

3.Press the menu button...go to settings...then go to ethernet config....then go to link type....change link type from gprs to 3G network....on the same page of the link type,go to config....change the area to egypt,then check the auto link box...press exit then switch off ur decoder.

4.Put on the decoder and enjoy flawlessness like never before...
Cheers

The queen went down in akure @ exactly 12 am midnite,11th Aug.,2014 ..drs say she's in critical conditions but we hope she pulls through,cos a lot of prayers are going down as the EPL is just around d corner...plus i just started using d modem with it cos of the recent freezing frustration...u go fear flawlessness...we need u back queen.wotever u do,dont go towards the white light/door..lol

U go fear conspiracy theory nah....chai!!!i can imagine an american reading this comments..what a good laff...FYI,malaria was also a very deadly disease b4 d cure was found...im sure some ppl also bliv the americans created malaria....chaiii!!!there is goduooo .

First No man's land...then Ojukwu's fatherland...i was initially liking this thread until yall started answering questions with insults...now this thread looks like some psychotherapy u ppl need 2 build ur self esteem,which i doubt was ever there in the first place...respect is reciprocal.respect other tribes and yours will be respected...waiting for d next e-mumu dat will come and say nairaland is ojukwu's father e-land...yaba left is kuku ma near....
Shout out 2....seun Osewa
Wizkid
Davido
Dbanj
Olamide
Igbo artists with yoruba choruses..hehe
Peter okoye(the luckiest mudafuka in d world)
Wale
And other superstars from other tribes(and the ones that feel so angry right now that they cant wait 2 comman quote)...heheh.cheers im out.

Just in case most people dont know how a bomb works....
1.The the force of the explosion nd fire can kill u
2.The shrapnels that fly around will most likely kill u
3.If its a chemical bomb,then u know wot happens

Mr Asari,u mean Buhari alone controlled and directed all the shrapnels to fly away from him?
2 many action films no gud o....*Now imagining Buhari walking away in slow motion as the Bomb explodes in the background*

P.S:Asari pls kindly mastermind ur own death with a bomb and lets see if u'lllive 2 tell d tale

monex: i ve got just one question for you: re you a doctor?

if you are then it is terribly unfortunate. i highly doubt it sha. False information that can create panic is not the approach of a doctor.

Normally i wouldnt try 2 correct ur ignorance....but just b4 u infect others.i'll be glad if u can mention how many cases of d virus u know that has been treated successfully in nigeria.case fatality ratio in nigeria remains 100percent currently...whether you choose 2 panic or not is left 2 u,but will not change the truth...prevention is key and get educated..google is your friend @ least.

Yinkay: Will the hazard allowance protects them from the hazard, it will rather make sense if the strike is about equiping the government hospitals better.

My friend,next time b4 u get in a hurry 2 jump and press the quote button,try to review the 24 points y the Drs are on strike...i'll forgive ur ignorance.

theplanmaker: Between a doctor and a nurse, who spends more time with the patient?

If u really read my post...u would see i wasnt just talking about only doctors...read b4 u talk

These 'johesuites' above no dey tire?
How many of u talking trash are willing 2 get in A bus with a confirmed ebola virus infected patient for just 1 minute?
But yall can say anything about drs who are locked up in wards all day wit patients wit all sorts(hepatitis,hiv,ebola,lassa) for N5,000 monthly hazard allowance(diaris goduoo)...
As a matter Of fact i think all health workers(cleaners included)should recieve a hazard allowance of nothing less than N100,000.
Not some ppl fighting 2 head hospitals or 2 be called consultants...get ur priorities right people.
PS: ebolavirus has no cure presently...once you get it,YOU WILL DIE!!

Samgreguc: what is dis one saying?
He is an NMAite too

Dear johesuite .......(I luv dat word).....quit d hatin

This johesuites........una no dey tire 2 dey lie? .my friend,u r not working.stop decieving ppl.

Jogbojogbo: We always put blame on government! We have forgotten that, govt. put somebody there to do the needful.
The CMD's in charge of various hospitals should use their IGR to provide some basic instruments & equipment for the use
of the workers instead of using the money for frivolous things, things that are irrelevant to the diagnosis & treatment
Of the patients they are to look after, & that is why some people will capitalise on this to exploit patients. Therefore, the born to rule administrators (the Docs)
who are suppose to know the importance of having these instruments & equipment should use their IGR to buy them. Chikena!
They are incharge as CMDs & they should run it well.

No1 was born a doctor now, u av 2 go 2 medical school 2 earn it na....so was no1 born 2 b a nurse, pharmacist or lab tech.u choose ur path, I'm sure even kamoru sule above agrees.

iiiyyyk: Yes, it can happen in nigeria hospitals. Cos the hospital CEO/CMD is a Physician, cmac is a physician, the director of medical services is physician, the perm sec fed ministry of health is a physician, the minister of health for state is a physician, the minister of health is a physician. Tell me which other federal Govt is killing our health system if not our life givers and demi gods, egomeniac nigerian physicians.
May be the president will become a physician, for the health sector to be Good.

Bros, I dey feel u....U were so determined not 2 use the word 'doctor' in your post.....u be johesuite ??

Samgreguc: wetin concern NMA with JOHESU matter or u no knw y dem go strike?
.
For your information ur real name is PHYSICIAN and not Doctor.

Hahahahha.....loook,another alawada...nairaland really got jokers

Strike is illegal? . Is JOHESU or whatever itself even legal in saner countries? Anyways i feel 'Joshua'su or woreva should go and start attending tothe patients immediately instead of using paracetamol for FG's headache....'johesu sues nma'....awon alawada.

The black spot on the fore head though *runs away*

Seems the nightingale pledge is trending on nairaland...lemme 2 contribute.....

#shit,dis nurses/johesu aint loyal#

blink182: Some years back I started having pains in my left leg veins and gradual joint stiffness. I went to hospital and was placed on pain killers which made no difference. I complained to the doctor but he said the pains will go. Eventually I was placed continuously on strong pain killers. My left femoral head had to crack and cave in under my weight before doctors started suspecting I had avascular necrosis of the left femoral head. It was even a lab technician that gave the diagnosis after a friend suggested I did xray. I took the result to 2 different bone doctors. One said I should wait until I became crippled and accept my life like that, the other said I should prepare to have the joint replaced. I was preparing for the operation when my mum met a guy with same condition but worse though he was now fully recovered. He directed us to the 'uneducated' bone specialist who treated me, stopped further deterioration of the joint and reduced joint pain.

I just look at the so called Nigerian doctors and laugh. They claim to know everything but know nothing. The worst set of professionals in this country. This is how they kill thousands of people yearly with wrong diagnosis and treatment. And they are very good at recommending surgery even when they know alternative treatment because that is where the money is.

When they are tired of the strike they should return to their jobs. Personally if I had the power to do such, I will have all of them placed on no work no pay, start advertising their positions on international job agencies and replace whoever refuses to show up for duty after expiration of a set deadline. Rubbish!

My friend,keep quiet!!!u think its ASUU strike wer talking about here abi...because ur babalawo managed 2 patch u up temporarily u r now coming here 2 Run ur lips...u need 2 quit ur passive aggression and begin 2 think rationally,b4 u suggest ur babalawo joins JOHESU to replace doctors.

CR7 be praying that argentina(messi) should not win the world cup...#but thats none ofmy business#

Once again....i would like 2 remix a previous post..

Kubbler Ross stages of grief........

1.DENIAL
2.ANGER
3.BARGAINING
4.DEPRESSION
5.ACCEPTANCE


The FG is on stage 3(BARGAINING)...while JOHESU is on stage 4(DEPRESSION)....the unfortunate general populace is on stage 2(ANGER).
The strike will be called off when everyone meets at stage 5(ACCEPTANCE).
Tilll then,keep dropping your comments while avoiding the needful.
Im waiting for the slow olodo still on stage 1(DENIAL)to come and quote me.