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SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

Teeklef:
There are more Muslims in israel than Christians.

4KNGOATS:
Ok I would but kid why don't you and play with ur daddy's balls that's the best toy in town

KGBKremlin:
Look at a Fulani slave calling someone coward.

4KNGOATS:
Am a young guy having an interest in a much older lady,the lady is quite quit and also hot at least beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder,so they say. But my question now is; is, Is this lady not too old to have kids? I love kids and I would very much love to have children as many as 6-7 children, but could this lady bear me such numbers?
Am afraid she may approaching menopause

All this kids on nairaland

Bomboi go and play with your teddy bear

Gudguyonly:
Would you rather know about the past of your wife, girlfriend or rather not.

For me i don't want know, knowing would probably bring doubts or even make you hate each other.

What is your take on this?

RuddyFusion:
Shut up

RuddyFusion:
Shut up

Akhaz024:
Keep on whining yourself .
The whole world is watching.
All what that matters is as long as Palestine keep fighting against oppression. No one is in support of what hamas did, but try to think of it despite the brutal attack carried out by hamas in which I am not support of we have seen people from all over the world I n support of Palestine why ?

Olami12345:
This is not enjoyment sha, apart from say oyinbo dey flashy and no billing, some of them worwor truly😅😅