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Truth be told a typical Fulani don't like an Igbo man or a Yoruba man but they still want one Nigeria.

Gracias.

NGArmyTerrorist:
The solution to the madness of this man is :head to Google Play Store and search for cowapp and flag it as inappropriate or use another option there. This man is Evil and nothing good can come from him. Imagine him dragging Mrs Ngozi Iweala.

Baba e be like say PlayStore don already delete the app o I find am make I report and as spam I no see am again o

This Aboki Garbage the mad ni?

I look fierce and dangerous as a kid and we are four brothers in a roll with a no nonsense father so people fear us... The only abuse I can think of in childhood is during my junior waec holiday in my cousin Bros house in Etete Gra Benin that Calabar girl Blessing aww that girl nah she spoil me o.
Story cut short my cousin nah pastor for redeem and him wife nah serious worker for church so nah church church family. Blessing nah grown up house girl should be around 28 then conji don finish the girl so when I come holiday I turn scapegoat to her once my cousin and wife comot house leave me and her nah so she go jack me on top fridge, kitchen, room, toilet parlor everywhere at around 13 years... Blessing anywhere you are I no get talk for you

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Henrydonland:
Mtcheww.If they like let them ban all the social media platforms.

All what I will do is to download a more powerful vpn, after all them no get technology to track it.

Yeye dey smell

Abeg which IP sure?

I rather have Twitter CEO as a president 100 times than what we have.
#TwitternobeNTA

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Make FG use there hand go shut down Twitter people of iberiberizm according to Rochas.
It's good they have finally displayed how clueless they are to the whole world. Other countries will now be like mehn are this truly leaders of a country


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Yeye FG Yawu Yawu govt with bad Belle polithiefians

Useless post make I no talk say the op useless. Nah the same Owerri I dey o people are protesting for Fulani forces kidnapping our youths killing them in unknown destination and you're turning the truth upside down... I have said it before suan has to start doing something about all this fake and unverified news o.
Gracias.

Even the woman carrying police is your friend placard knows police is your enemy

Like police like effcc misplaced priorities
Leaving polithiefian stashing our public fund out and chasing after boys trying bringing the money in and trying survive in this mirable shit*ole. With zero plans for the youth what do efcc expect? Anyway in no due time boys go the carry kala for them thiefs
I'm not justifying scam but what have the yeye govt done to be proactive rather than reactive
90% of the male youths are into it already and even if you like carry all of them go Kuje Kiri Kiri and Panti they will still go back to it because you have no plans for them to survive or even healthcare for there aged parents.
Out of the 90% more than 50% are graduates, shame on Naija efcc shame on Naija polithiefians shame on all of them. The other day I read a thread where a guy was complaining of graduating since 2017 without a job and another one is saying he finished 2009 without a job too. It's not funny at all something has to be done!

Which kind prison pass naija, about you never watch foreign movies whe inside there prison fine pass some street for naija

HellAnus and Corner44 thanks for making me laugh so hard on my trips tonight... That una argument nah dai�

Unu esuwago aki oyibo nsugbe


Question: why are so many young people single?



Answer: Because majority of the marriege age bracket are jobless and can't afford to foot a family bill or even pay bride price.

GodblessMNK:
Unknown gunmen walking..and a civilian walking.. Wow.. If na army he go jus shoot am.. Understand Us na

Bro you said it all�

Thank God for the street if not my story for worse pass your own OP... I graduated 2016 (B.urp) but thank God I saw where the country is heading to on time and decided to look for guymen for update my Dad is a pensioner too but he's way proud of me bro... I advice you to go look for update and forget about Bsc it worked before but doesn't work for now with this direction naija is going. Take my advice and thank me in 6 months time. Because even those politifians are criminals in one way or the other don't allow your Dad suffer for nothing.


Gracias.

Nairaland no get update wetin de happen for Orji for Owerri never reach here till now�

Since aboki Fulani don learn kidnapping I know say water don really pass garri, imagine person whe de carry cow waka inside bush day and night for years come find out say if him hold person ramsom for days millions go come out hmm for this people to stop kidnapping nah God hand e dey o.
Because they have finally discovered new gold mine God save us o.

Gracias.

Forthispost:
Hello Nairalanders. I need your honest feedback on this issue.


There is this ex of mine I dated for approximately 4 years. During the course of our relationship, I Was totally in my best power not to be the toxic one and never cheated on her but she eventually left with no viable reason. There were times she messed up and I forgave her even while we dated.
Close to the time of her graduation from a reputable state university in Nigeria, she started messing up and eventually broke up the relationship.
I was pained though but I had to forgive her and move on.

After the break up (which is about 3 years away now) we still talk (greetings on phone) once in a blue moon.

Now the issue at hand is, a male boss of mine requested that I recommend a female staff that matches a particular vacant role in our organisation .
Note: This is an internal recruitment and who ever I recommend stand a 95% chance of getting employed ( the other 5% if for village people). The role is an entry role with pay centered around 80k-100k monthly. She currently earns 22k where she works now at at our last conversation. Though she use to be a cool person before her village people entered the relationship. Over three years of not being close as before gives me no clue of the type of person she might have become now. Maybe a scorned woman or a more sensible person. I'm doing far better than when she left me and it's super glaring to her.

The reason why I need advice is this: I work at the same organisation in question and I have no plan to leave soon. I'm trying to avoid a case where she will be the one to facilitate any issue for me at the said work place. Just avoiding anything that will result in regrets.

Update: I forgot to add, she's one of the person I know who suits the role. I don't have sister who matches the role.

I created this new account for just this thread hence the moniker "for this post"

Kindly advice biko. Bashing is allowed.

Guy the worst thing you can do yourself is to recommend that girl, take it or leave it she will be the reason why you will loose your job, I'm telling you out of experience.

Akuko na egwu Mike Ejeagha

Chelsea no serious for this game o


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Make una no go waste una money carry Liecester win nah Chelsea go carry this cup no talk say I no tell you. The correct score nah 2:1

Glacias

Olosho girl go comot house on cum cum without telling family members go hustle priiick una go de worry us with missing girl abeg make we reason better mata like "where una de see this money sef"

When I heard boats I was thinking of big cargo boats that can take up to 500 to 1000 passenger on a trip that can at least make impact on the road traffic of Lagos not knowing it's this disguised canoe shhewww.

Komu1048:
Which sane human won’t be bitter by your likes. Everytime evil is being done to innocent people. You lift for joy and unashamedly throws your support with your irritating comments. Go and get a good life

Bro that someone doesn't support your opinion shouldn't make you believe that the person is evil... That young man saw a point he's trying to prove please read it over again... Gracias.

SefunmiHookups:
Lol....You know how the game goes, Sir. How can she be stingy and still wanting to use a young guy's lifeform and energy to her satisfaction?

This woman , her own is even annoying and funny all at the same time. She knows I'm smart, but she still likes to try to see if she can brainwash me... "age is just a number hunny" you're my confidant" "I am clingy to you... bla bla bla". But she can't just give me vex money like gboom! Take 100k or 150 k.. laye laye , she is that stingy. Even to her neive and others around her.. I even get more favours from her than them, can you imagine!? All cuz she think that one day I'll give into her sexual demands.
some days ago she just dash me 15 k . I thanked her Sha...I appreciated it. but she is far more capable than 15k. She has money, steady salary and no kids to take care of! She is using style to keep me close to her so that I can be there when she gets old. Then if na so, then why can't she be nice to me now and "spoil me silly" ? Why wait till then. I have tried to jappa.i changed SIM cards self but she still got across to me through someone else. Now I am just wondering where all this is leading to. 15 k wey I finish in two days...lol , how long was I gonna keep it for nau? And she knows I need money fa...So she is like toying with me. She is very smart too and cunny, but I am one step ahead. She said for my birthday next month say she dey think if what to get me as a gift... I just did as if I don't hear anything she said..I changed the topic. No dey tease me or toy with my feelings because she feel say she get money pass me. I need better person to date abeg. I can't even have sex with anyone.. it's been long. I don't know if she dey jazz the small money wey she dey send me Lol.. cuz I can't seem to keep any girl and no sex in the end. But it's kinda good tho...if u look at it from another angle.

Bro be a real guy, don't make silly mistake I'm below 30 but with verse experience not making mouth doe I have been to 27 out of the 32 state of the shit hole include Abj. So bro see the game line and thank me later. First you have to be a man what I mean by this is you need to comport yourself I know you must be handsome for her to like you. Bro I can bet my balls I have the secret of old stingy women. And I don't mind sharing part of it because of you. Call her arrange like 2k with you tell her where to meet you for a drink then open up and tell her you like her as much as she likes you( police say if you say the truth you will die if you lie you will still die) let her know you don't have a girlfriend nah this one go burst her head give her sleepless night even make her dey more devoted. while on this make sure you ask her what she will drink and be sipping yours too. Make her understand that you will like a relationship with her but you won't like a situation where she can't meet up with your demand start that day de call her honey and learn how to play the more you look the less you see. I'm not telling you to go and have sxx with her o. Keep in contact with her at times call her if she demand you come to her house cook up stories tell her you're busy on something. Give her two week on steady call and care her mind will be on you let me know if you need the rest reasoning. Gracias.

anastasius:
what are the street vibes. teach me

Bend down make I anoint you small bro
If you dey with rich Babes not all this ekuke o, as a street boy... Never let her predict your moves. Always smile while with her and do your best to think ahead of her. No let her see you finish like say nah your own worse pass. Be on top your game, dress well smell nice. Tell her you got some money in fixed deposit account it will mature so so close time in future to stabilize her once you notice that she's materialistic... Little magic to spice it up. If your location no too sharp carry her go your one of your guy location whe sharp don't ever attempt to kiss her or touch her on the first day in your location if you do you have spoilt the whole thing. You can even go months pretending as if you're impotent...
Once she see believe say sex no be your mission and you dey presentable and you de reason fast nah she go willingly give you kpomo chop. see the koko overall the day you will eat the kpomo make sure you're ready to scatter the engine... when walking with her make her believe she's safe with you. As for billing her you have to start small small less she go decode jakpa. this will definitely make her down on one! Nah street OT bro... Use it and thank me later. Gracias.

SefunmiHookups:
ouch man! your story sounded like some abroad typa stuff, that's why I asked.
So female nigerian lectures do this like their abroad counterparts.
I have one who is almost sixty, but she is stingy gaan. Always saying "I'm prudent" bla bla.. lol and she wants me to be sleeping with her but I refused. for two years now she has been trying to use manipulative words but I am smarter. She is a director in one Abuja Government agency, but unmarried and divorced. I just need her money cuz u can't love her no matter what. she is older than my mum and she is very annoyi and trickish. lies too. I know some other fellas would have accepted to bunk her steadily to be collecting handouts/ cash but u can't. I want to be emotional attached to the woman first. and I don't feel sexually attracted to her self.

Nah so one old female lawyer on late 40's last year during lock down for Lag want make I de shine her kpontus with fresh blood come still stingy
As I scope scope am see say nothing come out I just jakpa.
I can't sell shame de waka with my mama age mate gaining nothing... It's not done anywhere ma'am. Gracias.

Jomoinc:
As I write this, it’s happening right now. Met her a couple of months ago. It was love at 1st sight. It was all blissful until my “I just got back” friend arrived without cash and accommodation. So I housed him. Same guy I seek advice from every time I have relationships issues managed to get her online. I knew the moment they met that I ll have issues. I was officially thrown out blocked as well. Now, they always online video calling at night. Painful part is that he does this ON MY BED. How wicked can the world be?
Any advice plsssssssss? My heart is bleeding. The betrayal is so so much.

Bro your own small I swear... My neighbor here and still my real guy. One of his cousin was trown out by his boss so my guy accommodated him. My guy nah (neighbor) is a building engr and he has a girlfriend staying with him and the girl works in an fast food doe. To cut story short my neighbor travelled for work on a cool afternoon two weeks ago I said let me go to his room and collect his cousin charger one mind just told me to sneak in without knocking lo and behold I caught my guy cousin knackin my guy babe red handed... I was so short of word that I left the house to a hotel... The mumu cousin find me come hotel come de beg make I no tell my guy. Knowing the consequences if I tell him I had to hold it but with they way things are going now it seems I know with time my guy will find out by himself. Because yesterday being Sunday the said cousin was seeing holding hand with my guy girlfriend on they way coming back from church my guy no follow them go church nah only two of them go... I Taya for woman o all this is happening on top my guy apartment when he suffer pay for o. Somebody should advice me on what to do because I like this guy and this his cousin don't have conscience at all.

McStoic:
Did she really love you? I think not. Seems you didn't have game (aura, humour, intelligence, street smart etc). Cos this is supposed to be the other way round if you knew how to be in control. A woman may come from a wealthy family but you should have other advantages over her.

That way, you will call the shots especially if you are good with your mouth (bad mouth, teasing and doings.

Bro you're a smart street guy, all my life I have been lucky to date like three girls from wealthy family, even after I don't want again or use distance as an excuse to abstain from them they still love to keep in contact anytime they got the opportunity due to street OT, in fact I use OT collect one msc guy babe that year wipe am belle she still go collect money from de bobo comot (God forgive me). And if you're street wise with good vibe you can date any girl despite the age and background.

Trimjos:
I am tempted to say Nice. People have really suffered in the hands of police officers

Bro God will bless you for saying this truth nah so my younger bro landlord send his son go fight my bro o, because the boy no de bow for ram for compound o still call police arrest and detain the small boy since yesterday nah now they release am after he paid 5k they tell am say Baba (landlord) say make them just detain am but as Baba no gree bring enough money nah why dey leave am imagine this kind of police AJAMGBADI police for Ojo nah God go punish una.