₦airaland Forum

misspicy:
you never met a virgin before?
A untouched woman

[size=18pt]Untouched kwa! C'mon Geraraher mehn[/size]

Abbykem:
kwoupt nigga. Wetin u too dey put inside 'warehouse'

[size=18pt]Well, if you must know, things I want to keep clean, safe and warm, and for long too[/size]

Abbykem:
It's weird. 30mints is too long nah. U wan spoil d warehouse

[size=18pt]I wonder what they store in the "warehouse" and for how long[/size]

misspicy:
sorry am not a girl.....and i am not your future wife because am a VIRGIN

[size=18pt] In case you missed english class: A vigrin is someone that has never been penetrated and still has her hymen intact. Plus a virgin will never ise the word "Hammer" so accurately like you did[/size]

DeeTus:
Man, it's your job to satisfy a woman and make her beg for more, and anything she sees you, she's always excited.

Women are like remote-control. If you give her what she really wants on bed, then she'll always score you high. Higher than her ex-man. Lol.

Job ba? What do you do for a living?

Abbykem:
How u too go dig for 30mints self .

[size=18pt]You guys should stop making it seem weird[/size]

Abbykem:
How u too go dig for 30mints self .

[size=18pt]Tou guys should stop making it seem weird[/size]

misspicy:
well i know where your own wife dey








she is under 5 guys everyday getting serious drilling

[size=18pt]If you're a girl! you r my dream wife[/size]

donTbone:
ok...

The question no is...
Can he pray for 30mins too?

[size=18pt]Like seriously? how does that correlate with the post? so you expect me to post, "after praying for 30 minutes she said I should stop" and then I pretended sating Amen? [/size]

IamLucy:
yes.happy now?

b4 nko

DeeTus:
Haha. She wasn't enjoying it. That is why it's always good to romance a woman for couple of minutes and make her so wet before the main thing.

[size=18pt] She's not enjoying it is not a case, she probably stopped enjoying it makes more sense, it can't take her that long to know she's not enjoying it[/size]

misspicy:
so you were screwing your bolt into person future wife nut hardly for 30minutes and you are saying its just screw....my friend Buhari must probe you

[size=18pt]I don't know where my own wife is too, abegi[/size]

IamLucy:
some guys last that long. op.she got tired what else.

[size=18pt]Thanks dear, that means I won then[/size]

Merlissa:
Drug her next time!!!!

[size=18pt]Is that what you like in a man? [/size]

[size=20pt]I still need answers caring nigerians[/size]

misspicy:
So Op you were hammering person pikin for 30minutes as if you are drilling for crude o....better be careful before someone faints under you btw what type of hammer are you using sef

[size=18pt]Hammer is a very strong term misspicy, its more like screwing! [/size]

KashyBaby:
Ur an ass**** ! U already said on ur thread ur FAKING UR ORGASM & now ur talking different sh!t...

U R JUZ SOMETHING ELSE!

Av u heard the saying that an ass*** is always the first to call someone that? buh regardless, I thought you didnt believe its possible for a guy fake it.

libertyfather:
Simple answer, if no oil in ur generator and it keep working the engine will knock, use ur sense for the rest

[size=15pt]Why oil bro? I no pay for am na, no be by force, rematch go still happen[/size]

KashyBaby:
Lol....faking an orgasm is really a No - No...

[size=15pt] Not everyone vibrates when they orgasm, I can just go fast for a short while and pull out, you wont even know[/size]

donTbone:
I believed everything ...
until i saw 30mins

[size=18pt]Lemme guess, you're married with three kids and with pot belly, Akue! [/size]

Cholls:
My brother lie lie.

[size=18pt]Is it that you don't believe a man could do more than your regular 5 mins or fake orgasm? what gets you confused? [/size]

Hello N'Landers,

I have experienced this situation in two of my past relationships and I really don't know what it means.

sometimes While having sex and its getting to about 30 minutes or more, she says "Oya its time to cum".

I know I'm not boring in bed because other tyms with the same person I get praises.

So when I get that, I sometym fake orgasm or just cum so as not to spoil the accumulated pleasure.

what could cause her to want me to cum?

My girlfriend was carrying her handbag and one other bag that is very light o! She insisted I help her carry the other one that is light and I refused. She's been saying things girls say since then. I just feel if its not heavy, she can carry it herself

PunkyVeer:
11 years of university?

you're wicked ma!

LastSurvivor:
Best in Waec- Southerner
Best in Neco- Southerner
Best in Jamb- Southerner
Best in other fields- Southerner
But most qualified in government jobs Northerners.. how come?

As a youth corper in the south, Delta to be specific, I saw the way you people conduct your exams and felt really sad. I invigilated WAEC in Oleh. Its a normal practise that when question in served, all teachers solve them in a class and announce obj answers to the class, theory is solved on the chalk board. In a government secondary school for that matter.
but that none of my business

Igbe mbo ooo! O mbo!

RENT

Olosho

I go enter bar, drink 5 big stout, find one mtn mast, climb am come ask God, "why me? you know say I no lyk this kain thing! "

My dear brother, I give you permission to start having beautiful friends and pls pls pls, dnt hide them from her! hurry while offer lasts!

Give her a peck on her cheek and help her adjust to a more comfy position

hello bae, can I pour san san in your garri?