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The petrol is to burn the inlaws!

eyeon:
1. Being good and mean(when you're supposed to be).
2. Winning the hearts of their closest friends when they themselves are your main target.
3. Being romantic.
4. Remembering her the little things she's forgtten.
5. Being funny effortlessly.
6. MONEY, like op said earlier.
7. Add yours.

8. having a long disc. OO==================¤

TroubadourM:
Calm down, this thing is sweeter when you both really want each other, if he becomes too available you go still loose interest, it's the way we humans are wired,

You should come up with a post, how to leave a friedzone to terminate the original post

Idydarling:
a guy play hard to get 4 me
once I realise that you are doing that any likeness I may have 4 u turns 2 hatred, I mean real deep HATRED, y will u play hard to get when am supposed to be doing that?



on 2nd thoughts, I will so friend zone u, you'll be afraid to ask me out. mtchwwww

I know your type! zonal coordinator

phelanor:
play hard to get
why would I
I'm a guy not a girl

All those time wey you dey form hard to get because you wan marry, you dey give the chinedu wey get car more time on the land.

PunkyVeer:
Mind games galore. Ain't nobody have time for any of that. Just be real.

I wonder why you ladies r all over men's post

MrsPhyno:
OP I think they're everywhere. Lagos is like the New York of Nigeria. So any kind of girl you want, excluding village girls I guess, you will see. Try to avoid the extremes: the super rich and the super poor, cause they both have serious wahala.

Lagos Babes are the best

well as much as you're right, being rich or poor is not the problem but meeting one. No one is perfect.

Brandnew2:
May you elaborate on that?
Especially why would a Super rich girl have too much wahala!
Sounds like a stereotype to me.

I understand a poor girl might be too demanding and all.

Super rich girls want to have last say regardless of your mum's opinion. most of them,

halfrica:
Baby u met the wild ones well u met dose in clubs nd all
60%of unilag girls are wild 20% too dey form 10% too like fyt nd wahala 10%church Godly girls

I second your opinion, they know too much, kudos to them

halfrica:
Baby u met the wild ones well u met dose in clubs nd all
60%of unilag girls are wild 20% too dey form 10% too like fyt nd wahala 10%church Godly girls

I second your opinion, they know too much, kudos to them

pillowcase:
Hi..we can be friends

Any particular reason?

moslanry:
Good morning , am olasunkanmi based in lagos mushin, working, friendly, God fearing, easy going, jovial, I need a lady that's ready for a serious relationship, my whtssap no is 07066758380 n my pin is 28D65D1D, pls. Serious one. Only plx

Please did you read this post before commentn?

southcent:
here is one for you

Why?

400billionman:
Keep on greeting girls. One day one of them will recognize you on a second meeting..

You dey whine me abi?

halfrica:
Non unilag
Why op ?

most unilag girls smoke skunk, shisha and drink codein. I only drink water, juice and sometyms redwine, the first time I tried weed, I started feeling guilty for something I did 7 years back.

you park gulf car come pick race with jalabia!

macroscopic:
Pls Nairalanders help!!
I met this beautiful damsel while serving(NYSC) in Imo State in 2013.She accepted to date me on one condition(NO SEX before marriage). I gladly accepted.Our love was a major gist in town because she is a beauty queen.I so much loved her with all my heart..She was a virgin and I so much respected her for that...I spent 75% of my allowee on her in addition with my personal savings...On several ocassions,she lost control of herself during romance but as a gentleman,I kept my promise by not harvesting the forbidden fruit..Her love for me grew stronger because of my self control.After NYSC,I relocated to Lagos in search of greener pasture.Things got tougher because jobs were extremely scarce.Still,I struggle to send her some money through her father first bank account(she was 18yrs then).Once in a month,I travelled from Lagos to Owerri just to see her....Our love was so strong..But since inception of this year,things got pretty bad that I could not meet up with my routine travels to see her.After 3yrs,I got a job few days ago in an oil company and I was so euthusiastic to relay the goodnews to her....But to my greatest shock ever...She sent me an apology sms that she will be getting married next week...I was preparing for sunday service but the news automatically made me fell asleep.I just woke up and feeling abnormal...She is calling but I can't imagine myself taking the calls...Pls I need your pool of unalloyed advice...Pls save a soul today and God will bless u...Thanks

gateman oshi

midehi2:
go to mushin, you will find them there

Mushin ke? I no do mushin/oshodi axis o, life is too short

peeparty:
For just bleep?

Mushin/Oshodi excluded

SenhorSean:
...Come to my place

sorry Im not gay

honeygirl17:
You're not serious

why would you say that?

EnigmaticEnigma:
Try the market.

All those girls selling shaki and kpomo usually have it going on, extra brokoto in their trunks.

You just have to pay homage.

I usually buy excess kpomo first, more than her last customer, then I ask for her number. She won't be able to resist

hahaha God forbid

Dear NL men,

Im a comfortable bachelor with a normal lagos life, meaning only weekends to myself. It's kind of becoming worrisome to find a lady nowadays. Most girls I meet are either passing by on a busy road enroute to of from work during the week and you can appear really desperate trying to woo a lady at that time. I have said hi/good morning to a few that we never met again.

fast forward to weekends, we all know selection on weekends depend on the environment. Hence my question. Where can someone meet the good or average ones preferably non unilag girls?

Hi Nairalanders;

On my way to ibadan last weekend, I noticed no more work is being done on lagos ibadan express. Does that mean the road is impossible to construct after all these years?
It's not like evil spirit is preventing the contractors from doing the work and its not a swamp, this is just about 140km road


What do you think?

Freemanan:

NO NEED TO LIE MY AMIABLE SENATOR.


LET'S JUST THANK GOD FOR LIFE.

To think that a traffic light on the way to the international airport in abuja is not working is actually too much from the Senator!

It's better for him to be quiet about the whole issue!

Gurgle:
Drinking orange juice, waiting for my chicken pie to cook

You make chicken pie at home?

Any single muslim girl on board? Some1 dat can hold a conversation, not they shy virgins!

ilo04:
8 months and u never sample her.
o boy u dey dull ur self.

I didnt say I chased her for 8 months dude, we got acquainted 8 months ago, and we v bn chatting on and off,

nairalife2013:
From yur tone, reading between the lines, you yurself already has bad boy qualities! Now thatz some kudos. The allusion to a selfie with moses as yur ultimate prize is particularly ribcracking as it's interesting in the literary sense! When I was yur age and single, I pinned girls down a lot and bring them finally to their knees with my choice of words, young money and seemingly careless lifestyle. The breathtaking ease withwhich i bedded pretty lasses was legendary. My wife still regurgitate on it and smile. Ladies love bad guys. Dont try to act the methodman style too much. Just flow randomly with her and summon the spirit of innocent love. Never let yur gaze depart from her face in a true and sincere stare while u chat. If a peaceful struggle should ensue, and yur adamant tactics are constantly shoved, let it go. There is always another day in paradise.

I can relate to this! Thnx

Oguguah:
Better repent and give your life to Jesus christ now . Fornication is a sin against God and against his temple (your body)

Duly Noted

VaselineCrew2:
Cause vaseline is the best lubricant I've found thus far for friction free masturbation

I see, good luck with that

Cutehector:
sex? Seriously? What is wrong wit girls sef!!!! I thought dey dnt like sex on d first date.. Op.. Change of plans..

Pls bang the shittt out of her on d couch.. Make sure u put porn on tv... High definition own...

Haba... Someone's daughter