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Romance › Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia(op): 6:35pm On Aug 11, 2015

VaselineCrew2:
Am sorry, but dis guy is gay

Here's what u do, my young padawan. As soon as she walks in, just grab her and kiss her one time, free your mind, no dulling, yolo, ice broken.

No offence but why do you have vaseline in your handle?

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Romance › Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia(op): 6:34pm On Aug 11, 2015

Cutehector:
wine is perfect.. We need to show these ladies we aint thinkn of sex dnt go and put passsion of christ movie ooooo... Dnt even put any movie dat has sex scene in it... Find a comedy movie... E.g 1000 words starring eddie murphie, or u any comedy movie u hav in ur collection...

Nice one

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Romance › Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia(op): 6:33pm On Aug 11, 2015

Solomon19:
OP WEN SHE ARRIVE AT YOUR PLACE COOK FOR HER TRY AND SIT CLOSE TO HER,THEN TELL HER YOU WANT TO SEE HER HAND THAT YOUR A PALMIST SHE WILL LET YOU HOLD HER HAND THEN FROM THERE YOU.....YOU KNOW NA..

I feel you bro,

Romance › Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia(op): 6:30pm On Aug 11, 2015

firstEVA:
She may want it even more than you, just be free with her, then talk sex, tell her sexy things, it will put her in the mood fast, thank me later.

Talk sexx? I'd need more on this topic but bro, more

Romance › Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia(op): 6:26pm On Aug 11, 2015

Cutehector:
Op pls dnt fvck this up... This is wat u'd do..

Cook smth nice for her... I no say make u cook indomie oooo

Den u make sure there is light... U dnt want a girl to say oh gosh ur hous is hot....

Juice is berra...

Dnt invyt her into ur room oooooooo

Noted @ rice, was thinking wine and just movie, how will she get to the room when sitting room is so comfy and light has been good lately

Romance › Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia(op): 6:18pm On Aug 11, 2015

Bacteriocin:
No go rape her oooooo.

I no be rapist, rapists no dey ask my kind question bros

Romance › It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia(op): 6:15pm On Aug 11, 2015

Surest guys of NL,

Me and this babe met sometimes 8 months ago through a friend. We've bn chatting on and off since then and out of the blues she just decided she wld visit next weekend.

I told her already I will be home resting all weekend and she says its ok.

My challenge is, by my calculation it's 67. 856 percent green light because she knows I live alone and I know she's not dating from her bb dms and pics, I also suspect she's bn on a dry spell wink

. I dnt want anything to mess the visit up, so I want the bad guys here to help a brother land safely.

I want to get to promise land and take a slfie with moses if you know what I mean

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Politics › Re: Opinion:all Zoology Students In Nigeria Failed To Meet Their First Choice Cutoff by deyemia(op): 3:38pm On Mar 24, 2015

and it's not ediot!!!!

Politics › Re: Opinion:all Zoology Students In Nigeria Failed To Meet Their First Choice Cutoff by deyemia(op): 3:32pm On Mar 24, 2015

That's your opinion, Good to know! You can't be a medico for sure!

Politics › Opinion:all Zoology Students In Nigeria Failed To Meet Their First Choice Cutoff by deyemia(op): 3:21pm On Mar 24, 2015

I think Mr. Jonathan was not as smart as we were led to believe.

One of my friends that studied zoology in school wanted to go for Computer Engineering but out of 300 Pre degree cut off, he Scored 217 I think!

Or what do you think huh

Celebrities › Re: 9ice Rides Horse To APC Secretariat To Submit Nomination Form by deyemia: 11:01am On Nov 26, 2014

That is not what me I heard o, I heard APC fans are teaching 9ice how to ride someone's ASS

Education › Re: The Best Nigerian Universities For Some Selected Courses by deyemia: 11:28am On Nov 13, 2014

JOETYNO:
So poly na Secondary School abi that U couldn't sum it in your Segregational Research?

We Nigerians are inherently laden with self-discriminating and ethical division.

Clueless research from a biased Nigeria dividing mind. Mtcheew!

:|

#Disclaimer: :@ @OP, I was nt in any little way insulting U, just felt U should fasten ur seatbelt and dive into concrete-complex research before presenting anything in a multiple involved sector, to avoid harsh quotes. Merci.

Guy Relax,

This na section for best Nigerian UNIVERSITIES

no ves

Romance › Re: What Most Dudes Are Guilty Of.. Where Do you Belong ? by deyemia: 3:39pm On Oct 30, 2014

YOu forgot to add,

you so much relax your gentlemaness for any girl that gives you very tough time before you have your way,
you stop calling at night and stop carrying her from her place.

I dey vex sef.

Politics › Re: Plateau Budgets N442m For Plates, Spoons by deyemia: 10:15am On Sep 26, 2014

Jackpot!

Travel › Re: Pictures Of Air Conditioned Pedestrian Bridge In Port Harcourt. by deyemia: 10:11am On Sep 26, 2014

When some people are too hungry to climb the bridge!

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Politics › Re: Fed Govt To Rehabilitate Surrendered Boko Haram Members by deyemia: 10:08am On Sep 26, 2014

Emulti: I ve always known dat the federal govt has been d brain behind boko boys. Only God will deliver Nigeria for GEJ nd bokoharam.

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Politics › Re: 248 Containers Of Power Transmission Equipment Sat At Apapa Port For 11 YEARS! by deyemia: 8:39am On Aug 30, 2014

If this matter is not investigated and atiku is not indicted, we have accepted corruption as part of our daily life. That said, we are still on the same spot.

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