Newsmic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u_UMndJdkA



Credit: Dr Bush

TemplarLandry:
Rufai the simpleton should explain why he has Testosterone deficiency.

Ecstasy154:


https://punchng.com/meet-five-governors-who-allegedly-govern-from-outside-their-states/

Christistruth00:



And Attorney General Onagoruwa's Eldest Son after Onagoruwa fled to the UK after resigning from Gen Abacha's Government

Onagoruwa had a Stroke afterwards and.didnt recovered from the shock of his Son's murder till he passed on last year aged about 85

They also murdered President Yaradua's Older Brother Shehu Yaradua who had been Obasanjo's Vice President as Military Head of State


Not only that Al Mustspha confessed at the Oputa Panel that they had murdered a Hausa Girl who was hawking Oranges after Abacha's Marabout's had told them to Sacrifice a Virgin when Abacha was very unwell

Zonefree:

Lamentations of a broke wretched non virgin Nigerian evening newspaper!

obembet:


Goodnews is that your mother and your father is from zoo.

Only animal leaves in zoo, . Meaning that your father and your mother are....

Remember, animal only give birth to animal


God bless Nigeria

Wizardslayer:
Without war there can be no peace.

War is the only option.

saphiere:
If he's rich, I get a child outside.
If he's poor or average, I dump the ewu and move on.

fuckJones:
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

Bitecoin:



See liability calling herself the prize

advanceDNA:
Strong head baby.....
..baby be like..."una dey craze...una wan abort me abi....Abortion kii una there"

just name the baby tinubu or subsidy.....weda boy or girl...

. u suppose carry am go hospital shaa ..make e no go be case of ectopic pregnancy

Candidlady:
Wish men could avoid me... You should be happy my sister

Shalommy:
One of my gf grow thick hair down her abdomen. And I love it.

taylor89:
When is Tinubu visiting Chicago

I wan check something

Bloody senile frog

Cocaine ambassador

Puss360:
Long and short of it is dat, it's because of sex that took the man there.... Now we can conclude that sex put thesn where he is, and also, greed put the girl and others where they are .....
See distance you travel all because of fresh totto... I'm sure the man hardly travel that far to see either his family or a friend in need .. Even to travel to see an old time make friend, he will begin to calculate transport...
Most men sef can't go and visit their male frnd .. but when they hear "come na, I need you" from a female, no matter how young she is, they will pay flight sef rush go....
This girl is 17 for chrissake, legally a minor.. is this man ignorant of the law
Chai... Men and sex Tufia...

Absuchat:

Congratulations! You've just gotten yourself a free visa to the land of Kuvuki

Absuchat:

Congratulations! You've won yourself a free visa to the land of Kuvuki... All expenses paid for.
Just call pastor Somebody on zero eight zero12345678 for enquires

Absuchat:
"Sanwo olu na here e dey buy am"
Guess the place you hear this statement above and win free recharge card

Guyman01:
He is part of the problem with African American society where single mothers are raising poorly trained children that have become a menace to their society with violent crimes in the ghettos.
This is why Kanye West is fighting to play a role in the lives of his kids with Kim Kardashian and the system which prefers a disjointed black community of baby mamas is against him

Guyman01:
He is part of the problem with African American society where single mothers are raising poorly trained children that have become a menace to their society with violent crimes in the ghettos.
This is why Kanye West is fighting to play a role in the lives of his kids with Kim Kardashian and the system which prefers a disjointed black community of baby mamas is against him

ImpregnaTor:
That's why I invite 10 at ones

The first to arrive is my only guest

Op it seems u just Started dealing with naija girls?

Keep playing

Saao:
and the deputy will take over

SUFFERInSMILIIN:


Shameless person you went to post a picture of your sister which is 21 years old to cover up the men crime

ThatrealestApex:

raumdeuter:
POL 501 Tinubu masterclass (Sparsky vs Fisher 1972)
To followers of Chess, The game between Sparsky and Fisher in 1972 was dubbed the game of the century

I will use some Chess analogies to describe this historic victory of Asiwaju Tinubu

The Tinubu masterclass


Opening move decided to go a conservative Sicilian opening

In 1999 he won Lagos State governor

In 2003 when OBJ deceived all SW governors and the AD to not float their candidate that they should support him and in turn he will ensure they retain their seat, Tinubu disagreed with AD leaders on that arrangement. tsunami swept all AD governors only Tinubu survived

Queens gambit declined

He left AD, formed his own party AC and he was the only governor
By 2007 to grow the party he reached out to Oshiomole offered him the AC ticket in Edo vs Prof Osunbor. Oshiomole lost
Atiku and OBJ got into a fight a major fight, Atiku was in charge of PDM he was the strongest Northern politician and as the heir to Yar Adua, OBJ used YarAdua younger brother Umaru to break Atikus hold on PDM
Tinubu saw an opportunity to woo a powerful politician and get on his good side, he gave Atiku a platform to contest the 2007 election obviously Atiku had no path to win. He made Ben Obi Atikus vice. They lost but Tinubus profile started rising
Short side castling

He sponsored candidates in AC all over Nigeria. He brought many politicians treated badly and denied a ticket into his fold e.g Ngige Akume
He brought Fashola a technocrat as governor but didn't hand over the political keys to him
Fasholas performance became the standard for ACN to campaign and win many hearts across the nation
Knight advance

Below is the critical part of the game which would have effect in the future

The criminal elections of 2007 conducted by Obasanjo which was reputed to be the worst election in Nigerian history handed Tinubu a huge opportunity
He found an ally in Justice Salami of the appeal court who was instrumental in restoring the Oshiomole and Fayemi and Aregbesola into power
AC grew into 4 states.
Open file Bishop

Mimiko of Labour Party who was denied the ticket was also in tribunal vs Agagu. Tinubu approached him to provide logistic support with belief that Mimiko will decamp into ACN. Mimiko won but declined to join ACN

By 2011 Tinubu spread beyond the SW approached strong politicians who were denied a ticket or chased out of strong parties but knew he couldn't take on the FG alone at this time. He was the 3rd force in 2011

Mid game starts with slight positional disadvantage

Buhari controlled all Northern states with his new CPC, Jonathan and PDP controlled most SE NC and SS states
CPC and PDP were stalemate here comes tie breaker Tinubu.
Buhari in his idealistic thinking felt he could do by picking Bakare a Pastor with zero structures. He didn't agree to Tinubus terms.
GEJ saw the opportunity approached Tinubu who tactically floated a dummy Ribadu and Fola Adeola(2 moslems who had zero political structures and were barely politicians) he knew weren't going anywhere. Tinubu stepped down all ACN machinery in the SW and allowed the PDP a free ride.
Now he has become a major power broker who tactically made Jonathan president without appearing to.
Knight fork

After winning in 2011, Jonathan started some aggressive moves to break Tinubu so he won't have to beg everytime. One of such moves was to make a SW Mulikat Adeola Speaker, Jonathan thinking was to raise a powerful SW politician that will be an alternative to Tinubu.
Tinubu knew this was an act of aggression on their gentleman handshake and he mobilized the ACN reps to reject Mulikat and support Tambuwal,
Counterplay sacrificed pawn to gain positional advantage

Buhari lost 2011 again and started crying on TV and was hopeless. As a man of strategy Tinubu knew Buhari was at his low and vulnerable point, he approached Buhari this time Bubu was more than willing
Tinubu started the cleanup of Buhari's image from a clueless out of touch military religious extremist guy to this misunderstood charming, introvert, gap toothed, strong man that Nigeria needed at this critical time to get rid of corruption and PDP indiscipline
This chess player goes into deep analysis and thinking

Thus APC was birthed with the plan to use Buhari's popularity with Tinubu's money and skilled politicking to push Buhari into power but this time Tinubu was to pick Buhari's vice.
APC also won over Atiku after he lost out in PDP and breakaway PDP governors. Atiku came into the convention ground hoping to buy the ticket as usual
Buhari has never done any real competitive primary in a party everyone didn't worship him. Primary ground, Buhari was stunned about how Atiku was about to steal the ticket right there with money . Until Tinubu matched Atiku dollar for dollar and Buhari won the ticket
Middle game management used knight to fend off offensive

This is where the game starts getting interesting..
Now the deal was for Tinubu ACN to provide the Vice.
Tinubu knew he was interested in succeeding Buhari. And giving a strong vice would build up the Vice politically over 8yrs and might build enough goodwill to succeed Buhari
This was Tinubu's biggest masterstroke. He gave Buhari an Osinbajo who was smart but has the political clout of a 13yr old girl. Osinbajo was a very safe choice, he was not popular nor charismatic enough to gather the clout to state Jagaban in the face
There were other options like Fashola and Fayemi but they were risky and could get ambitious and endear themselves to people
Buhari asked Tinubu for 3 choices, Tinubu returned with one choice an unknown Yemi Osinbajo who will complete 8yrs and have less to nothing in political power to challenge for the seat
Queen advance

Buhari won election and Tinubu is in a good position Nationally acknowledged as the brain behind the success, thus issues started cropping up, fissures grew in the hurriedly assembled APC. Saraki wanted more than he was offered and broke the party, Buharis packaging has now begun to fall off, the makeup was beginning to melt and the man behind the mascara was beginning to show and its not pretty, Tinubu was schemed out by Buharis CPC friends including Abba Kyari and ElRufai, Things were not going to plan
Should he pull out of the APC, blurt out or maintain status quo and reach out to enemies
The Queen beat a tactical retreat

Throughout Buharis regime, many party internal issues came up, Buhari stayed aloof, Osinbajo stayed on the fence but Tinubu dove head on into the murky waters, aggressively supporting his men, He got bruised in many places like Ekiti, Ondo, Edo, Kano, Oyo but he stuck to his men and was even rumored to be schemed out
Officer exchange, Sac Bishop for Knight

Comes 2022, Tinubu has broken into the ranks of governors in his party and showing loyalty to them in times of trials won him a lot of die hard loyalists like Oshiomole and Ganduje who will lay their lives for him
By now Tinubu had taken control of all the APC structures and wanted the party to go for a direct primary, Some felt there was no way they could match the network of Tinubu in a direct primary and pushed for indirect where only chosen delegates voted
Tinubu called upon his network of Governors and allies when Buhari wanted to anoint Lawan, they stood up and insisted it goes to the South. He won the primary
Rook to center, End game starts with significant positional advantage

Opposition started panicking, the were split into multiple factions Obi, Kwankwanso G5 and Atiku. Tinubu though weakened by many of the policies under Buhari including Cash swap, fuel scarcity, general insecurity, failing health, etc. His generals stood behind him like Allied forces stood behind General Eisenhower in the battle of Normandy in the final offensive against Nazi Germany. When the boats were rocking his Northern governors came out forcefully, He then found an invaluable ally in the G5 and Wike who was aggrieved from PDP and swore to neutralize Atiku everywhere. Late hour Wike declared for Tinubu, neutralizing an important state for Obi and Atiku
Rook moves to the 7th rank

Elections are conducted Tinubu leading and appears ready to make his checkmate move on May 29 when he is expected to be sworn in as Commander in Chief


You can see it was a gradual ascension filled with scheming which he lost some but won many
This man called Jagaban who many people do not like but smart people deeply respect
He understands politics. He is smart enough not to fight anyone dirty thus always leaving the room for reconciliation open, the power of compromise give & take, persuasion and when to use the power of money

Most times those who fight Tinubu can only do it on the pages of paper By the time you meet him, His humor, his slow thick voice, his offer he will give you, You most likely will leave him calm and ready to compromise

samwash:
Fall your curtains & lock your window.

PrinceOfLagos:

Emefiele is bigger than Tinubu in this government , no shaking