₦airaland Forum

Janetessy:
Space is free on nairaland

Janetessy:
This mannequin stuff is getting stale joor







Who else is with me

harriet412:
Lol, wicked someborri

Pluto16:
Hi everyone, I'm madly in love with this lady she is like (lemme guess) roughly 26 years while i'm just 22...she's working in a place beside the company i work with. We do talk sometimes, greet each other and some other stuffs...

But I'm scared to ask her out because of the age difference. She might took it wrong or embarrass me or something like that...

As a young man i dress well, look cute and behave well also but I dnt think all that count. I know it works in foreign countries or lemme say western countries especially, You know Africans and culture! Whats is the con and pro and Please share any similar experience you've had or saw and Your advice is needed also...

darbeelicous:
No lady wants to get married to a poor guy, but the guy in question should be hardworking and financially balanced. In a way that he can cater for his family.

Culin:
jeez! he's small. well hml to them.

kristian98:
Pls serve buhari a bowl of expired plastic rice. We need him dead and its an emergency

Ighoga898:
typographical error bro. it happens all the time. but thanks anyway.

Ighoga898:
only thing I can deduct 4rm ur write up is dat these holes ain't loyal..

JayIlych:
H

Drienzia:
G

chumaZ:
Afonja and child abuse

Bitchvibe:
so you came here to discuss our relationship. I will show you. I actually plan on not callin you for a month.

I can't bliv you. After how you control my life. You will see.

Lawlahdey:
OP.. I'm here incase you finally break up

dfrost:
If he does that, he becomes an ex-con abi? Experts in law, please help out.

auntysimbiat:
hot guys...

Addicted2Women:


Liar

If na Grammy, he for go, even if na 25th of December

Headies award is for noise making kids like Small Doctor, Reekado, Lil Kesh and that Hausa boy Koredo Bello

What do they give to the winners ?? Hyundai cars

Seriously ?? Hyundai cars wey gate men dey drive

It's an insult to be nominated for Headies award

I will take a plate of Amala and Ewedu over headies award

Softbamboo:
So you want a soft bamboo beating

What else would you use soft bamboo

Softbamboo:
Lol a very fitting question for a thread like this...

No I just mean I'm soft

Softbamboo:
Lmao

You can't be serious... Honestly I can't help you sir... It's just a moniker.... A bamboo is strong in nature but also soft as it bends easily

That's story behind the name.... But I'd recommend you choose the one that looks like the first pic

Culin:
guider ke? just having faith for my money's sake

TrapQueen77:




And I believe I still have a chance too..


But All I hope is that my wishing well is still soaking wet once I settle down.. otherwise my room will be filled with all types of lubes...

Berlynn:
i am impressed... I love the grab her butt concept but we need something like grab the diiiiiik too

Culin:
Good morning dear mavrodian!!! Welcome to *MMM pause mode* firstly what is MMM pause mode ; pause mode is a mechanism introduced to *MMM in 2011* to to salvage the community when there's panic in the air and to control the equilibrium between the provide help and get helped help que, during the period of pause mode all confirmed mavro shall be frozen to counterbalance the equilibrium between the provide help and get helped. And after when the provide help is greater than the get helped the system will come back to normalcy. This is a measure that's have been implemented in South Africa in April this year and people of South Africa survived it, and in may they are back and better, so it has happened in Nigeria just let us be steadfast and do away with panic. Media will surely carry propaganda against this but don't let this affects us. Please I enjoyed every up line to explained to their down line very well that we are on pause mode which shall be lifted in a Short time. *Long life MMM Long life Nigeria*

ladishaft:
Drizzy leader of the new school? the bitch ass is not even staying true to his hustle....He is better off singing...lmaoooo!

Sandydayziz:
If u keep following me around.. Ur death certainly won't be from a natural cause

LorDBolton:
Leader of the new school, it's proven and it's known,
I'm sitting in a chair but in the future it's a throne.

The artiste who dropped those bars, is the leader of the new school.

Bless-up.