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Politics › Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by dhesire(m): 5:28pm On Jun 01, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
APDA is a self funded party. Members pay for registration (5,000 flat) and monthly/annual subscription (starting from N300 per month to N50k per month depending on category of membership)

Meanwhile, students pay N0 membership subscription...

Youths pay just 10% of what is required per category...

There is also donations from members (willingly)

Also officeholders under the party will pay 15% of their salary back to the party...

No single sponsor or one big man

If 'they are' deceiving you, no problems but the moment you are knowingly deceiving yourself then sorry is your name.

Tonye ponder upon this.

Literature › Re: Meant To Be by dhesire(m): 8:03pm On May 31, 2017

marianneada:
i'm not stingy with my update ooo,..circumstances beyond my control is affecting my updates,...

I understand, I'm just pulling your pen.

Literature › Re: Meant To Be by dhesire(m): 8:02pm On May 31, 2017

Adefiery05:
lolz
try nd write one....nd lts c d cheerful giver gft in u
lyk u nt aware its nt easy to type, moreover she as another life outside NL

Ok oooo, if you say so!

Literature › Re: Meant To Be by dhesire(m): 5:12pm On May 31, 2017

'Mirinda' is unnecessarily stingy with ordinary update.

Christianity Etc › Re: My Pastor Ordered Me Out Of The Church During Sunday Service by dhesire(m): 3:10pm On May 28, 2017

NwaObinkita:
It's not your fault..

Because you are not forced to swear an allegiance to Christianity before you comment that's why you can come here and say nonsense.

You are damned right.
Some of these toddlers in adults frame are spewing thrash about Christ, Church and Christianity because they are not compelled to swear allegiance to Christianity before they comment on pastors, Christ, Church and Christianity matters.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ajax vs Manchester United: Europa League Final (0 - 2) On 24th May 2017 by dhesire(m): 7:02pm On May 24, 2017

I am supporting Man U tonight, just for the bad belle of Arsenal.

United for now!

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Crime › Re: Three Killed, Houses Burnt As Lagos Festival Turns Bloody by dhesire(m): 3:55pm On May 24, 2017

I thought it was during the Eyo festivals.
Why is it difficult to be civil these days?

This killings and ransacking of a whole community all because of festival, haba!

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Politics › Re: Soft Drinks Not Served At Halima Babangida's Wedding. Reasons For That Revealed by dhesire(m): 2:13pm On May 17, 2017

Like seriously?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is N30,000 Monthly Salary With Accommodation And Feeding Okay For A Graduate? by dhesire(m): 11:26am On May 15, 2017

My dear, don't mind all those advising you to go get the job, they are nothing but bunch of mediocre. How on earth will you want a fresh graduate to accept a job of #30k/month + accommodation & feeding. That's demeaning!
Even though you lack quality experience, don't worry sit at home a better job will come your way sooner than expected.

I know of a guy who was in the same situation as you are, he rejected the damned job, and before you know it, bingo! Viola! a job of 350k a month came, plus other juicy benefits.
He was on this job for about 3 months when he willfully resigned when he was told to report to the office on a public holiday without prior notice. You know what? He got another job paying 650k a month + medical allowance and overseas training.

Hmmm!

It was unfortunate that all these happened to this guy in his dreams!
when he was fully awake and analyzed all that happened in the dream, he called the number that invited him for the job and told the man at the other end of the phone that he would like to take the job and in fact to show how dedicated he is to the job, he promised to give the company 3 months discount, that is, he will work for the first 3 months pro bono(for free)!

You better go out and work.

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Culture › Re: 10 Ways To Say ‘hello’ To A Nigerian by dhesire(m): 6:57pm On May 07, 2017

[b]Kedu
This is the Ibo translation of “Hello”. It literally translates as “how are you”, and is by far the most commonly used greeting by the Ibo ethnicities. It is an informal greeting that can be used any time of day in any kind of situation.[/b]

Kedu is actually getting unpopular in the East, 'Ndewo' is more common amongst the locals than Kedu.
Another commonly used greetings among the youths is Elee'way?

Crime › Re: Robbers Shoot Chinese At Owerri Diamond Bank, Kill Inspector, Cart Away N10m by dhesire(m): 8:49pm On May 05, 2017

Hmm! Owerri is turning to something else.
Just this evening at about 8pm, one silly boy robbed a lady of her phone at Royce/Westend bus stop.
This he did in the glaring of so many people at the bus stop, he even broke a bottle to scare the lady away when she raised alarm.
The bitter truth is that he was so daring because he never made attempt to run or bolt away when a small crowd gathered around him.
It's a shame, very pathetic and quiet appalling.

I just weak!

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Politics › Re: Breaking:okorocha And APC Chieftain Onyeaguocha In Battle Over 2019 Election by dhesire(m): 3:37pm On May 04, 2017

Anything Okorocha is sore to my throat.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Hilarious Tweet By Pastor Enoch Adeboye by dhesire(m): 2:29pm On Apr 30, 2017

Fake twitter handle

Politics › Re: How I Warned Jonathan Of Northern Conspiracy That Led To His Defeat – David Mark by dhesire(m): 2:53pm On Apr 27, 2017

What happened to the over 18 million signatures gathered by the Transformation Ambassadors?

Truth be told, people like the ex and former SP crippled the chances of Oga Jona.
They were all ridding on his simplicity cum nativity to eat the people's yam with reckless abandon thereby ruined everything for the incumbent president.

Politics › Re: Jubilation As Nnamdi Kanu Is Granted Bail (Photos) by dhesire(m): 3:10pm On Apr 25, 2017

deji15:
While Kanu will take his bail that took away some of his freedom, the other idiats will still be languishing in jail (Look at their face in the picture: Kanu smiling , the other two looking very sad). Kanu should insist that others whose bail were denied should be released before he goes home from prison.
But Ojukwu set the precedence when he received his gratuity from NA, while thousands of Biafra soldiers died in penury.

I, Before Others. IBO man for you..

Sorry brother, it's IGBO
I Gain Before Others

Period!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman's Claim That David's Mother Was A Harlort by dhesire(m): 2:49pm On Apr 25, 2017

Well said but it's your thoughts anyway!

But truth be told, the apostle is not far from the truth, just that he hastily jumped into conclusion about David's mother.

Politics › Re: Jubilation In Aba As Nnamdi Kanu Is Granted Bail (Photos) by dhesire(m): 2:36pm On Apr 25, 2017

permit:
oboooy ccc hate,chai i pity u.

Pity who? For pointing out the obvious?
Pity the fairy tale teller!

Politics › Re: Jubilation In Aba As Nnamdi Kanu Is Granted Bail (Photos) by dhesire(m): 2:19pm On Apr 25, 2017

wawappl:
Even little children. I think this man is truely loved by our pple

If you believe those children know who Nnamdi Kanu is, then you can believe just anything.

Literature › Re: The Whistle Blower by dhesire(m): 1:55pm On Apr 18, 2017

ClassCaptain:
I got on my Toshiba system and quickly alerted the EFCC, informing them of the exact area and location of the building but I refused to mention the name of the owner.. Truthfully, I myself do not know.

They informed me that they would swing into action immediately and assured me of utmost confidentiality as they collected my personal data which they claim was for identification and payment purpose.

Withnin minutes, We had concluded a deal that could fetch me a life changing sum of 50 million naira.. Immediately I get my hands on this money , I am leaving this wrecked country for somewhere safe to finally start a new life !!!!

I kept waiting to get a favourable answer of them identifying the location and retrieving the money until about almost six hours later, when I heard knocks on my door.

Oh my God, The killer had come for me.!!!!

“ It was my turn !! “ I said to myself , as I could feel drops of urine dripping down my trousers . They didn’t want me to say anything about this money oh, they didn’t oo . I saw all the signs but I still wont keep mute and protect my life... God, how the hell did I get involved in all this.. ??

I picked my phone and my id card and rushed towards the backdoor. I noticed they heard my movements and started banging the door, trying to open it by force..

I kept running through the wide hallway as fast as my legs could carry me and finally found my way to the backdoor.. I opened the door and behold, an armed police man staring right back at me..

“ sir, they are coming for , they are" … I felt relieved sighting the police officer who I felt would helped me combat my yet unseen assailants even though my brain had not taken time out to process what a police officer was doing in my apartment in the first place.

“ they are…'

Before I could finish my statement, whether it was a blow or a kick, baton or headbutt, I honestly could not remember.

All I knew was I fell to the floor and I could hear slow vibrating voices and mumbles of “ we caught him , yes sir, he is the one..

.
My head ached as I lay on the ground and struggled to keep my eyelids open .. I could see like four, five people in the red EFCC vest with the imprinted Eagle staring at me and some other men in uniform ,with DSS tag and with guns, coming towards my direction.

One of the armed men moved closer to me, raised his leg and gbam !!!!

Class captain? Please where are we headed to?
With you at the driver's seat, no problem.
Safe landing!

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Pastor John Obayemi Still The RCCG General Overseer In Nigeria? by dhesire(m): 12:51pm On Apr 09, 2017

olrotimi:
Could we then say Baba Adeboye wasn't directed by the spirit to pick Pastor John?

Are you all out for argument or seeking clarification?

Christianity Etc › Re: Happy 75th Birthday To Pastor Adeboye by dhesire(m): 10:51am On Mar 02, 2017

Baba at 75!

Let somebody shout Hallelujah!!!!!

NYSC › Re: Is Anything Wrong With This NYSC Outfit? (Photo) by dhesire(m): 5:46pm On Feb 28, 2017

NYSC in disguise

Career › Re: 13 Hidden Secrets Lawyers Won’t Tell Their Client by dhesire(m): 7:44am On Feb 25, 2017

This not new, it applies in other professions as well, it's common and rampant among doctors

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Celebrities › Re: Kayode Akinbayo’s Wife Delivers 2nd Baby In Texas On Vals Day (Photos) by dhesire(m): 5:31pm On Feb 15, 2017

Good for him

Christianity Etc › Re: Vanguard Newspaper Apologises To Bishop Oyedepo Of Winners' Chapel by dhesire(m): 1:16pm On Jan 17, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Absolutely NO

Ok o, no problems.
You mean you are of the opinion that Christians should stand arms akimbo and allow some people to alienate and eliminate them? Abi?

Christianity Etc › Re: Vanguard Newspaper Apologises To Bishop Oyedepo Of Winners' Chapel by dhesire(m): 5:38am On Jan 17, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
But you and your likes first justified the call for terror and supported the report until the Bishop came out to distance himself (though they were still his words)

Nobody is out to PHD Oyedepo, I don't have that time. He is not my mate and it is foolish for me to compete with someone that is successful while I'm still hustling.

However, if he misbehaves (or a misbehaviour is linked to him), it is in my/our place to call him to order. Him no be god! He is not infallible

But Tonye, don't you think it's time for Christians to pick up arms?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 15th January 2017 by dhesire(m): 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2017

ifedayosol:
u dey owe gotv?

Owning a Gotv I mean

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 15th January 2017 by dhesire(m): 6:50pm On Jan 15, 2017

Kyase:
Because na Gotv you get?

Any crime in owing a Gotv?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 15th January 2017 by dhesire(m): 6:01pm On Jan 15, 2017

xynerise:
I hate what I am watching

Switch to AFCON- Algeria vs Zimbabwe is a more interesting match to watch over the Man U vs Liverpool game.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 15th January 2017 by dhesire(m): 5:56pm On Jan 15, 2017

Algeria 1: Zimbabwe 2

Rocking my AFCON with pride

Man U vs Liverpool my foot!

Celebrities › Re: Wale Gates Speaks Against The Arrest Of Pretty Mike Uno By The Lagos State Gover by dhesire(m): 6:02am On Jan 14, 2017

OILSOUP:
KEMI IS ALSO ON THIS CASE.

https://entertainment.naij.com/1082253-kemi-olunloyo-blasts-governor-ambode-arresting-pretty-mike.html

Cheap advert!
Seun take note.

EVERYBODY KNOWS AMBODE IS A TRIBAL BIGOT, BUT WEN WILL HE ARREST Tobiloba Aka King Tee, his tribes man?

As Governor Akinwunmi Ambode assumes the position of the 'morality police' in the financial hub of Nigeria, it is only right he orders the arrest of his fellow kins man Tobiloba aka King Tee for degrading and dehumanizing women.

This Lagos-based young man named Tobiloba Isaac Jolaoso self-styled King Tee operates a pornographic website that charges prospective customers heavily for access. A tour of the site, 'Hoclifestyle' by a TORI NEWS correspondent revealed he charges his Nigerian viewers about N10,000 for monthly subscription and N6,000 for two weeks with other international customers from Ghana, Malaysia, United States of America and others clandestinely following the adult platform.

King Tee sleeps with different girls in Lagos with his s*xual acts videotaped and released on social media to lure his thousands of followers to his website. A concentrated analysis of some of his s*x videos showed they were lavishly shot in different hotel rooms in Lagos.
King Tee's massive source of finance has remained enigmatic and elusive to his teeming subscribers as some suggest he could be engaged in internet scam on the side.

The native of Ogun and Oyo States sleeps with these ladies mostly upscale prostitutes without condoms and pays them handsomely according to rumours. Checks by TORI NEWS reveal King Tee veils their faces to hide their identities from the general public while he proudly shows off his own face as the pioneer of the x-rated scheme.

A quick survey of King Tee's Snapchat account revealed the debasing and dehumanizing acts he subjects his girls to at different hotels just to entice his seeming large network of subscribers.

The Malaysian returnee also sells all manners of s*x enhancing drugs on social media with a fair success of regular patronage from s*x-crazed followers.

Recent observations by a correspondent on investigation showed he is currently marketing one 'Samsu Oil' majorly used my men in boosting their s*xual prowess.

Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze 'Aki' Welcomes Son (Photo) by dhesire(m): 7:13pm On Jan 01, 2017

Abeg, who owns this baby?

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