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Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 12:34am On Aug 31, 2019
I am more than elated to be part of this movement.

Countless and her sibling The DOG Attendant is a movement.

Kudos to the convener- The shangoistics TBM.
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TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija: What Mercy Has To Say About Esther And Frodd Relationship by dhesire(m): 8:47pm On Aug 27, 2019
Hype5:
I..need...help..acct..number..2o56178188...bank..uba
TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija: "I'm Just An Employee" - Ebuka Reacts To All The Insults Rained On Him by dhesire(m): 6:22pm On Aug 26, 2019
loosecanon50:
Me ayam just here to see what local man had to say this time around undecided

Music/Radio › Re: Have You Seen This "Local" Home Theater? by dhesire(m): 6:55pm On Aug 11, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious assets.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings.
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s.
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.
When we just had to consult the telephone directory to get anyone's land phone number.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you ever smooch your female neighbor on your father's settee while Teddy Pendergrass record was spinning on the turntable?

Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalastic.lala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?

Did you ever feel a sense of pride sitting in "Merry-go-round" long buses because your neighbor's kids had to ride their father's Long John bicycle?
Did you ever visit the library to check out what new tale Cyprian Ekwensi or Chinua Achebe had made?

Nigeria was great.
Night journeys were interesting, we had toll gates at every boundary with jovial soldiers exchanging banters there.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.
This would have been a great piece, if it was written by any other person but because NwaAmaikpe wrote it, it is absolute rubbish.
Just as MrsNwaAmaikpe pointed out, the old man in NwaAmaikpe is suffering from........

Kudos to Wigetsolar for taking local man back memory lane.
Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 6:26pm On Aug 11, 2019
TheBlessedMAN:
I go soon drop am bro, just waiting to tally the events together so they don't get more confusing for all of us. I've been trying a lot but the sleeping pills and injections in my system is not making it easy. Any five minutes I spent staring at my phone always end up in deep sleep for me. So right now, the Treatment I married is pregnant with Sleep and by the time it delivers, I hope it should be a good bouncing baby Health.
Now it is confirmed that you are an embodiment of comic relief or should I just say you are a clown personified.

Which one 'is' you, TBM?
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Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 4:43am On Aug 06, 2019
TheBlessedMAN:
More.....
Eeyah!!!
Sorry bro!
I feel for you.
Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 6:09am On Aug 01, 2019
Good work TBM, may the ink in your pen flow flawlessly and the wave of your inspiration network never jam.
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Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 7:59pm On Jul 22, 2019
This is suspense at its peak.
Tragicomedy of sort.

Thumbs up, TBM!
Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 12:34pm On Jul 19, 2019
TBM has done it again.
Nice work.

Welcome back from dat long break.

Lest I forget, you shall overcome whatever you are passing through.
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Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 5:42pm On Jul 07, 2019
I promise to give something nice to the first three females to comment, if and only if TBM updates today.
Good luck peeps!


This is ma little way of geeing TBM up.
Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 8:12pm On Jun 29, 2019
Shhhh!
Quiet! I want to pray for TBM.

Father, I thank you for you hear me always, I pray that wherever TBM is, please immerse him with nuff inspiration to make up for all the time he's been AWOL.
If phone is his problem, provide him with one (a good one), if its time, please make 24 hours more like 48 hours for him.
I noticed that The Dog Attendant lack those explicit scenes like part one, please I beg you God, give him the inspiration to come and serve us hot scenes coza coza!

In his name I pray, amen.
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Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 1:54pm On Jun 23, 2019
TBM,. where art thou?
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria: Women World Cup (3 - 0) Full Time by dhesire(m): 4:55pm On Jun 22, 2019
Definitely a penalty.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria: Women World Cup (3 - 0) Full Time by dhesire(m): 4:53pm On Jun 22, 2019
Germany goal under review but I think it's a good goal.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria: Women World Cup (3 - 0) Full Time by dhesire(m): 4:45pm On Jun 22, 2019
Lordjb:
watch not wash grin see my signature below for link to stream the match
Complete the correction, it is match not march.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Meets With Kakoma Kanganja, Zambian Police Inspector General by dhesire(m): 10:13pm On Jun 18, 2019
Richdad50:
I have learnt in life to never argue with anyone who is being deliberately stupid.
I think you are right.
Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 7:47am On Jun 18, 2019
This is the Best of Nairaland-wood.
The plot, the twist and the turns in this piece deserves all the accolades.
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Car Talk › Re: 6 Expressions Of A Failing Alternator by dhesire(m):
This is apt.
Thanks for the info.
Sports › Re: Femi Otedola, Amaju Pinnick Visit Christian Chukwu At Hospital, London [photos] by dhesire(m): 7:38am On May 22, 2019
LearnITsmash:
See as Nigerians dey go abroad for their medical check ups and treatments undecided if only we were senseble to have our own medical services in Nigeria, I for once will love this nation undecided yet we only have useless churches on every street disturbing everyone and brainwashing our already useless minds undecided Nigerians and misplaced priorities
You would have made a lot more sense if you had left the church out of the frustration the Nigerian government heaped on you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by dhesire(m): 9:38pm On May 01, 2019
Despite leading by 2 goals, this is the worst I have seen Barcelona played at the Camp Nou.

It eventually turns out to be a Messi show @ 3 nil
Car Talk › Re: 2020 Toyota Highlander Unveiled - Photos, Details And Price by dhesire(m): 3:14pm On Apr 23, 2019
Over-hype
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 10th March 2019 by dhesire(m): 6:55pm On Mar 10, 2019
For the first time in my football beefing and trolling career, I am supporting Arsenal to win this one.

Final score Arsenal 2: 0 Man U
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (6 - 0) On 10th February 2019 by dhesire(m): 5:36pm On Feb 10, 2019
Pidginwhisper:
Another one. Tell me this idiot is a Keeper
No, he is Kepa and not keeper.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Explains Why He Ran Away From Nigeria, Abandoned His Followers by dhesire(m): 6:01am On Feb 04, 2019
What happened to the BSS?
What happened to the sophisticated weapons fabricated in BIAFRA LAND?
Questions, questions and lots more to be answered.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal At (3 - 1) Live by dhesire(m):
adurisas:
If city wins dix match call me a fool
You are a FOOL.. ......


............…thank me later.
Christianity Etc › Re: "His Name Is Not Jesus" - Daddy Freeze Condemns The Name 'Jesus' by dhesire(m): 5:27am On Nov 01, 2018
Waakanda:
Madness at its peak cool

Can someone tell this guy there's something called "Arbitrariness of Language". In other words, if a group of people agreed to start referring/calling a stone, "Brubru"... then it stands. With that, the word 'stone' can easily go into oblivion and everyone knows that hard thing as 'blublu'.

To explain this vividly, the word 'stone' means 'okuta' in Yoruba language, 'nkume' in Igbo, and 'dutse' in Hausa. The adoption of such different names is purely based on agreement among the individual ethnic groups.

The word/name "Jesus" can be likened to the above. That's why Yorubas pray with the word "Jesu Kristi" and those with faith in it get results... same with other tribes. Remember, the Bible says "Again I say unto you, that if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven (Matthew 18:19 KJV)".

Therefore, the word "Jesus" may be a product of agreement and I don't have any problem using it for the purpose it's meant for. Freeze lacks the locus standi to denigrate or belittle the name in question because of the forces that gave it the recognition it's enjoying today and forever.
It will count for me as a sin, if I don't like your submission/comment.
Politics › Re: Osun Governorship Rerun Election 2018: Live Updates, Results Monitoring by dhesire(m): 1:49pm On Sep 27, 2018
Buterflyle0:
More found on them
These are random pictures.
Substantiate your pictorial proofs.
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by dhesire(m): 3:09pm On Sep 22, 2018
TBM sucks socks, for delay tactics.
Politics › Re: Why Was Adeosun Not Placed On Watchlist? Fayose Asks by dhesire(m): 11:35am On Sep 17, 2018
Adeosun was not placed on watchlist because she did not write an open letter to EFCC to invite for questioning by herself as in the case of Mr Fayose.

Is it not simple to comprehend?
Politics › Re: Why Was Adeosun Not Placed On Watchlist? Fayose Asks by dhesire(m): 11:35am On Sep 17, 2018
Adeosun was not placed on watchlist because she did not write an open letter to EFCC to invite for questioning by herself as in the case of Mr Fayose.

Is it not simple to comprehend?
Politics › Re: Tinubu To Adeboye: My Hands Are Tied On Ambode’s 2nd Term by dhesire(m): 6:28am On Sep 16, 2018
emmasege:
You only hear from Adeboye when his position or any of his ministry's financiers' position is threatened.

Did Adeboye make any STATEMENT when his Deaconess was killed in Abuja or Bridget killed in Kano?

What STATEMENT has he made to identify with persecuted, displaced and bereaved Christians in the middle belt since the government he supported came into power?

By statement, I mean 'actions' & strong statements that shake government and enemies of the Christian faith.


Calling Adeboye a Christian leader is an insult to the Christian faith. He's at best RCCG (denominational) leader, and it's time the media stopped referring to him as a (National) Christian leader.
I wonder how you folks reason at times. Dear biko, if you no know, you no know. Simple!
Politics › Re: IPOB Sit-at-home: Total Failure In Ebonyi by dhesire(m): 7:49pm On Sep 14, 2018
murphyibiam15:
it didn't hold in Enugu too..Enugu and Ebonyi no send ipob
I don't live in Ebonyi but I can attest that Enugu did not observe the sit at home.

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