₦airaland Forum

Joshua all the way!

franchuks:
Nice one. I thought Murphy Jemba would have won one of the awards.

You are right, Murphy deserves something big.
Though am happy for Olawale.

chuose2:
[size=14pt]All these fake pastors that sold us to this islamic govt.

Adeboye is no1 with his love of dollar$
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ADEBOYE, DOLLAR LOVING MAN.


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[size=14pt]No2 is Oyedepo with his fake miracle daughter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-P2w1B-rJo

this Oyedepo's daughter learnt from another fake David Ibiyeomie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-rVZMMOKpU

Not to excuse Oyedepo who is known to be fake too

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No3 is our great TB Joshua, Mr Clinton will win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o_W-Drb54

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no 4 is our very own Pastor of Masturbation himself


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP0CDsvu8DM

If only you can point out where it pains you most, we can help you. It is needless 'attacking' these pastors with all your might or are they your nemesis?

ollah2:
What[b] if[/b] you are the ignorant dude here?

Leave the conditional statement -IF-
I am so so sure of my assertion/

MrMontella:
i so laugh at you when ra burns you in hell...

Clap for yourself
Lets see who will have the last laugh

Marvel1206:
Nairaland is really giving voice to the voiceless, can't imagine some myopic halfwitted retardêd ignoramus sitting behind their keypads typing shīt about other people's religion, you could have communicated without the unnecessary insults coming from two fish brain headed morons. idiats

They have the backing of their master: SEUN.
This same SEUN will one day confess his ignorance openly, mark my word!

Dantee005:
Aiite gys, wen we finally die ..we will find out who's right...Deal...?

This has always been my comfort, whenever I am confronted with issues like this.
One day it will all end, if Heaven/Hell is real and you die a FAITHFUL CHRISTIAN, then nothing to lose and again if Heaven/Hell is not real and you die, again nothing to lose but if you die an Atheist and you find that Heaven/Hell is real, then you are a confirmed LOSER!

For hitherto He has helped me, His mercies endureth forever.

ladyF:
I wonder what my future hubby is doing right now sef...

Baba God, please protect him from those dangerous ladies....

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

[size=5pt]Make I go continue my search for Skrill funds...freelancers, forexers, biko epp me. N390/$[/size]

Honest request!

1. Create a back door/escape route in the kitchen

2. Some of the door openings direction are misleading, tell your architect to do a professional job by correcting the bad errors.

3. What is that step down between the sitting room and the dining for?

4. As already pointed out by others, this design needs a total overhauling eg move dining close to the kitchen, work on the cross ventilation, allow the visitors toilet to be accessible from the sitting room etc

Thanks

Who knows maybe Akeredolu is Tinibu's candidate afterall.

Don't trust politicians.

Maybe not.

vicfajeze:
I trust ekungba of owoland never to sucumb.Ekungba iba PALACE BOYS!!!!

I am with you in this one

mobicomtech01:
All the so called candidates that stepped down knew fully well from the beginning that they where not going to participate in the primary election. It is all a political strategy to get recognition from the APC at the federal level. Dr Paul Akintelure is only looking for the Deputy Governorship slot if it is Zoned to the southern senatorial district. The real battle is between Abraham, Boroffice, Aketi and Sola Oke. Any other candidate is just seeking relevance at the National Level. This is what is on ground presently in Akure. Must of Boroffice delegates have been lodged in Hotels in Ijapo for over a week, Segun Abraham moves up and Down in Ijapo with truck loads of Mobile Policemen cos he rented an apartment in that Ijapo. Sola Oke has almost a blocked vote from delegates from the southern senatorial district. Boroffice as the Asiwaju of Akoko has a majority of delegates from Akoko, Idoani environs. Aketi has a split delegate with Ayorinde Achievers University owner cos they are both from Owo. They are both discussing for a truce and accord. Delegates from the central senatorial district are favourably disposed to Aketi because of Abena. This is where real Politiking comes to Play. And for record purpose, Tinubu did not impose Aketi on ACN in the last election a mock election was held by Aspirants then in his house and Aketi won in the lotting kind of election. By tomorrow night any one that wins the primary i say congratulations. For PDP all i can say is that they need to put there house in order. Mr Governor made a big mistake by supporting another candidate from the same senatorial district with him and it's a very big one. I just want the election to come and go cos both PDP and APC are the same.

Long live Ondo State.
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria

I would have scored your write up a 100% only if you had include Chief Jamiu Ekungba as one of the leading contenders, remember he is also from Owo and gave Aketi a run for his money in the last primaries, infact he won Aketi in Owo.

All in all, let the best candidate win, without rigging.

God, please help Chief Jamiu Ekungba to surprise all political jagabans by clinching the APC governorship ticket in Ondo State.
Amen

vectoh:
i knw u said yes to d 22yrs old lady askin u to do..so,probably yo nt married..ur future wife too wil b smwhr wt someone sayin yes to her demands.

You are probably wrong on this one buddy!

anigbajumo:
Continue nah.....

You go like aproko well well!
Instead if you to advise against such sex appeal, you dey there dey shout continue nah!

anigbajumo:
Continue nah.....

You go like aproko well well!

October1960:
YES

Capital NO!

iRyan:
she's human and every human with a sex drive has to relieve herself when the urge becomes overwhelming. So yes, she's allowed to have sex. And she's an adult.

Well, I declined, not with me!

vectoh:
YES!...kip t up..sm1 is saying yes to your wife too

Which/whose wife are you saying yes to?

I was perplexed when a lady, 22 years old stated categorically that 'do you know it's almost three months I last had sex, I am dieing under'

I was like 'are you supposed to have sex at all? When you are not married?

She sarcastically replied 'would you do me or not?

With mouth opened I said...............

Just after the rain
She felt she should be embraced
A deep embrace by a man...
Yes, she is born again and speaks in tongues
Where is he? My dear fiancé ...
She wanted that kiss again...
The urge to be curdled was rising...
Thoughts running out of control really
She held her pillow tightly to herself.
She was hot.
And then...
There was a tap at the door...
It was him. Brother Charles has come!
Mixed feelings...
She felt something could go wrong....
Strangely, she wanted it all the same...
Her moral wall was so down...
She needed help now...
Charming Charles came in with his irresistible smile
Awesome dentition with the smell of her favorite perfume
As usual, Charles landed that kiss on her lips
To express his love.
He has been innocent as she has been...
But unknown to him, he has been charging her 'battery'...
Charles held her shoulder with his right
And held the back of her head with the left.
She loved the kiss...
She held on to him a little... Then a little more...
Suddenly...
There was an ignition. It was a spark!
Bossom fire was lit
She could not control herself anymore...
Her hands went under his shirt
And then down to his trousers
Things were going on so fast. Very fast.
Charles' heart was beating very fast...
He knew this was wrong but could not push her away
Her hands went under the trousers
Their blood boiled
It was intense...
They were simply helpless
Tears rolled down her cheeks as she pushed him to the bed.
There was light out.
NEPA mu ina lo
They ravished and explored their bodies
And then, her blood flowed.
The teeth of her virginity broken.
Her innocence taken away.
Hmnnnn....
Weeks later
Morning sickness began
She started vomiting...
Charles said he was not ready.
I am not ready to be a father yet, he sneered.
Alone, lonely and abandoned. So she wept.
One thing led to the other...
And she found herself at the abortion table.
With a mighty stroke
The abortionist crushed the foetus
More blood flowed....
A seed taken down
A baby murdered
A nation wiped out
And Jehovah sighed. The Holy One wept.
O ga o.
That innocent kiss
That turned to a bloody kiss
Blood. Sorrow. Tears. More Blood.
That kiss. That kiss.
Ignition of bosom fire
Innocently bloody
The killer kiss...
Releasing the libido power
Like fire on a dry forest
It burned recklessly
Consuming vision and destiny.
Whose fault?
What happened?
Before you land her that kiss bros
Ask yourself sir.
What do I want to achieve?
Love or lust?
Is Jehovah pleased?
Apart from fleshly gratification, any other thing?
Are you deriving some pleasure in it?
Tell the truth now...
Watch and pray.
Don't kill that relationship.
Keep the kiss
Delay that TOUCH
There is time for everything.
Help her to help you
Help him to help you
He that thinks he stands...
Take heed, you can fall
You are flesh and blood.
Don't tempt temptation.
Waiting does not kill.
Simply my opinion
Take it or leave it...
But lo I have told you...

Stay lifted.

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All APC and PDP e-warriors on this platform.

Skybee1:
Mr Ebenezer plz stop crying a river,i m one of d delegate, i ll vote [b]Agbeja[color=#990000][/color][/b] any day anytym,we nid young blood to pilot d affairs of ds party,remember ds is a new pdp

You will vote who? Agbeja?
Common!

Glo all the way

I don't know some people's problem, the man is advising his congregate and some of you are taking it in bad faith.
If you like continue to wallow in sin or keep to your creed............. it's your choice, the man of God has said his own, it's either you take it or leave it, instead of making a hill out of a mole.

The other time it was the issue of a man marrying a woman that cannot pray for one hour that set the Internet agog, why should that be? If you like marry a prayer warrior or you marry a booze legend, it's your choice.
All I know is that Pastor Adeboye is old enough to counsel some of you youths on marriage.

Enough said!!!

Good luck to them them thieves!
I mean rot in jail

I remembered telling my former MD I am relishing my duties/roles after one month of taking the job but fast forward 3 months, I remembered vividly telling same MD that I am tired of the 'work' because of poor enumeration.

Araoluwa005:
GOD BLESS APC, GOD BLESS BUHARI, GOD BLESS NIGERIA

God bless Jonathan and PDP too.

Pavarottii:
Who told u that, he was detained for 19days and for that he will align with the evil party and their media trial.
FYI, FFK was detained for 67days, and in his interview on Thursday, he said he will never work with this government and he will over his dead body decamp to APC and believes that PDP will be d only party come 2019, cos APC will divide into 3 b4 that time and they won't be strong enuf to challenge couple with their bad performance in governance.

So don't sit down and conclude where u are, that everybody will align with this one-sided corruption fight of buhari.

Wake up! Nigeria has grown beyond that. If they kill Fayose, FFK, Omisore, Metuh, Wike today. New ones will rise up.

Quote me anywhere.

I am sorry to say this but Quoting FFK is a great risk and at your peril.
I have heard FFK speak from sides of his mouth during days with ACN and PDP, the man is very unstable remember he is a trained lawyer.
My opinion though!