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goodlifehyd:
Hopefully he wont leave Tiwa behind the same way he left Dbanj stranded among dem kanye and co

Lol, pls go read up on the story before coming here to make a 'jackazz' of yourself nah.

SamuelAnyawu:
feather weight

he can't even type a resignation letter?

He can move to Chimaroke Nnamani's Party ( PDC)

Being a lawyer, he understands that a handwritten letter conveys more authenticity than a typed one. He can prove to anybody that he was in control of his faculties at the time of writing.

Evidence of handwriting and signature is the best evidence of authenticity there is.

doublewisdom:
Lepacious, while on it remember to ask God for small facial beauty. You worwor no be small.

Small minded people will always project their emptiness at others. We know her....who are u again?

kenonze:
Hmmmm..

Good one from the Governor.

Am certain that the extremist must be the Shiitte Muslim.

I will plead with my Christian out there to be cautious with their way of life in all ramifications.
Life has no duplicate.

Are brain dead or just plain stupid?
Shout Muslims in a market in Kano? Do u even have a clue who a sunni or shiite is?

And you are advising Christians to watch their way of life..so what advice do have for those that kill the innocent in the name of religion?

greatness22:
Lord, make me more greater than my spiritual father , Bishop David Oyedepo.


From Glory to Glory.

"More greater than" like seriously?

Hi,
Please is this vehicle still available and can it fly for 1.4. This is a very serious buyer? Please revert. Thanks

ENDTIMELIFE:
Mama Everyday snapping photos uploading online like a small girl, go and marry before you reach Menopause .

day before yesterday you're in the kitchen snapping photos, yesterday you're in your dining room snapping photos, today again you're at your pool snapping photos, Go and marry we have seen your Banana and groundnut island

Why the hate?
She is not the reason your life is a hell hole. I am very sure u lead a very hard and unfulfilled life cos only a suffering person could have so much venom for a successful hard-working lady like Linda.

Ask Go to bless your hussle instead of hating. No hater will ever be as successful as the person they are hating. Take note.

DikSin:
Ever since my last struggle with *staying alive* I've not seen my bae. It's one of the tough decision I made pending when all will be fine with me. Now she's coming over to my place after church; lord knows its been a while since I visited her *honeywell*. I just want to hear from you folks if anything is wrong about having a good time after sunday service.

Thank you

Is the other party your wife or husband? If not, then it is wrong to have set in any day.

Jeffboi:
please guys don't mind my writing am not a graduate

Now the story goes like this. My friend (henry) has been dating this girl (bella). Yeah. They're both cool. Henry is 20yrs. While bella is 16yrs. So according to my friend they've had s*x like 4 times in different occasions. So on that faithful day last week monday. The girl dad sent her to get things for him. So the girl decided to visit the guy b4 going. Because we all stay in the same area. So while the girl was there. Somethings leads to something and they had s*x again. Then when the girl returned home it was late and her father was so mad at her.

I was not in there house anyway. But I believe with enough beating and threatening the girl then confessed that she visited my friend so the confession caused the man to pick up machete started going to my friend house he saw my friend on he's way. Unfortunately for my friend the man came from behind wanted to cut he's head. But he noticed on time set he's hand to block it. And he get a very deep cute. (pictures attached). We rushed him to hospital thank God for the doctor. The hand was stitched and he's stomach too then the next day the has already goon to the station to report the case the next day my friend was arrested was taken to the station (jahi-1police_station. Abuja).

The man even brought he's lawyer to sue my friend. My friend is alone in this abuja. As in. No brother no parents. So I begged my mum and explained things to her. She followed me to the station. While at the station. They asked the girl if my friend rape her she said yes. My friend was shocked. My friend told the D.P.O that he didn't rape her. That they're dating. But we are made to understand that if you sleep with an underage girl with her permission it's 14yrs in prison. Then rape is life imprisonment. So anyhow it goes my friend is guilty.

So my mum having understand where things are going she called her boss in her office. (N.H.I.S). So they intervened and the case ended @the station there. But they didn't do the man anything for attempting murder or taking law into he's hand .

OP sorry to state this, but your friend will go to jail for Statutory Rape if the case is pursued to its logical conclusion. To have set with a child of sixteen years is Rape cos in law, she is not up to the age of consent. Sorry but at @ 20, your friend unfortunately, is an adult. Sorry

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piperson:
alright ladies and gentlemen of romance land.. Let's see you post a pic or talk about killer part of your body.. if it's good enough? some one might just hook up with you

A full grown man and your selling point is your lips..."ur own aff finish be that". Well, that's to be expected considering it takes dead brain cells to open this kinda thread.

SUPERPACK:
An eye for an eye is nt a criminal offence bt self defense, therefore the woman is at fault judging by the story you narrated, And the man has the right to self defense to protect his own right.

Where did u study Law?

Topleague:
you could have address the message instead of this insult.

Sorry, what message again?
They have addressed what they believe is worth addressing- her pitiable mental state.

JAZES:
This is what she wrote on her facebook page:

"I woke up to the reality of the fact that in a twinkle of an eye ones personality, character and image built over a life time could crumble with so much ease without the victim been in the know.

Today I write to tell .. is it my story? Or is it a story? Well I don’t even have the words to caption it in anyway, but do know I was a victim who knew not what was been done with my image or pictures. Instagram, Facebook etc are lovely apps but in as much the rate of impersonation is alarming.
To cut the story short .. a fraud star picked my pictures from instagram and opened a Facebook account with my picture and another name (Olanipekun Lizzy) which isn’t or wasn’t mine and duped alot of intending male solicitors to the tune of =N=2.5 million naira.

Unfortunately for him, karma caught up with him and now he is in custody of the law enforcement agents. As amazed as I am on this Carlos act of impersonation, I would like to use this medium to disassociate my self from ALL the fraudulent acts done using my pictures as I was never in the know nor do I know the fraudster from anywhere.'
For all his deeds he shall take full responsibility for his actions and would be purnished according to Laws of the Land. On a final note, I would like to thank captors of this fraudster as they have saved me from further embarrassments and also others who could fall victim to his deceitful acts and evil schemes. Thank you very much and God bless us all."

http://www.onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2016/04/06/lady-gets-man-arrested-for-defrauding-others-on-facebook-with-a-her-picturesphotos/

Please is it just me or does it also make others cringe at how people are not able to tell when to use 'being' and 'been?' I don't know but it irritates as hell to read such English.

slyng:
After reading every details, i seem not to concur with some part of the story. 1. I believe the interview/the operation was in broad day light.
2. The lady in question didnt mention rape
3. Less than 5% of job seekers have up to 100k in their account. i'm not making case for the accused but checking the veracity of the whole story

Dude, u have the mind of an investigator. I doubt the chances of her being rapped in broad daylight. About the withdrawals from her account, that is easy to confirm using the CCtv at the ATM.

Stupedinluv:
How come? Were they not on panties

Lol, speed cells are so small they can swim through clothing.

I think the question should be, how come all the girls were ovulating at the same time?

davide470:
Handcuffs! Really..

What Lekki Gardens did was wrong, no doubt, but handcuffs!! Common!

What they did wasn't wrong sir, what they did was criminal.

Elijahrona2:
Big building can collapse anytime. I've never seen a face me i face you building that has collapsed before. Face me I face you buildings are actually made from standard materials unlike these big buildings that people just rush to complete.

Defective logic from a depraved mind!

hezy4real01:
Lekki gardens na Heaven.....? Not until Nigerians stop living fake lives we will kip facing this.....

Sorry dude, but what is your point exactly?

martineverest:
it's so ironic that u preach Google and u couldn't Google it... Qatar is far the richest on the world.. No body is close to it.

Bros, pls what criteria do u use in this your claim. Is it their GDP or what?

dannie007:
Wow so so happy for him, using his skills positively to inspire the young and the old! Thanks bro!

Pls how this this inspire you bro? So me too can be inspired nah...mtchew!

Mortiple:
How is this a Helicopter? Enough of these jokes!

UNTIL IT FLIES, he has really done nothing special and should not be eulogized.

If I may ask, where are all the 'ingenious' builders that were celebrated on Nairaland in the past?

Aptly put. U simply took the words from my fingers. Lol

Gamesmart:
Poor guy

I wish this was Dino Melaye instead.

Never wish anyone dead, since you are not their creator.

Jblaiseboy:
Sir why don't you persuade the school management to include english language in the school educational structure?.Because with what i read,i doubt if that guy is been taught english language.

Bros, Take it easy on the dude, he is in love. Did u ever write love letters in Sec school? Cos if u did, u may laugh your head off if a copy of that letter is shown to u now.

I I am b pretty certain that even u did not realise the error in your write up above. Look at the last line of your comment, seems u are a bit unsure when to use 'being' and 'been' in a sentence. Just pointing out why we need to take it easy on each other in this English ish.

html14java:
[size=18pt]Sai Baba is performing on top speed[/size] i can feel it.

it seems these administration has been living on GEJ's glory and yet can't admit. Now, the wind is blowing and.....

... all the clueless APC yansh don dey show. Lol

html14java:
[size=18pt]Sai Baba is performing on top speed[/size] i can feel it.

it seems these administration has been living on GEJ's glory and yet can't admit. Now, the wind is blowing and.....

... all the clueless APC yansh don dey show. Lol

....

bb6xt:
It is impossible to compute the area of a triangle given the length of the base of the triangle only yet our guru correctly gave the area of the triangle even before the height of the triangle was read out.

My conclusion is that the student had seen the question at least before the teacher had read it out and so had computed the answer beforehand. When this is considered we may say his performance was brilliant but not quite exceptional.

If you must question my thesis please kindly question my #Facts and not the sentiment.

Don't forget he wad looking at the same questions on his screen, what made u think he had not seen the height of the triangle before. the moderator could read to that point?

jane0000:
And only a bitter Ipob/wailer will not understand all dis problems r not mr president fault.

Wait for it.....drum rollllllll.........still waiting for the person who's to blame.

lumydee44:
bros Qatar is the richest country in the world,having them on our side isn't a bad thing. And i don't think they made her cover her hair. Which one is the ibo talk again, aren't we all Nigerians, Lets not allow tribalism divide us, there's strength in number and we have that together as a nation. #onenigeria

"Qatar is the richest country in the world"...seriously! How? Who lied to u, and why didn't u just Google it since u seem to have Internet access?

rosalieene:
PREGNANT BRIDES.

Hello sisters, its being a while but can we talk?
Yes, I mean now!
Marriage is a good thing.
Wedding is nice too.
But when the bride's pregnant,
When she walks down the aisle.
bearing a protuding belly,
The marriage has being dishonoured.
And the bed? Defiled!
Then, its no longer 'joining in holy matrimony'.
It is called Thanksgiving celebration because the.
couple has already joined themselves.
This is the common trend these days,
I dont admire nor applaude it.
Be the wife before you become a mother.
If your pastor didnt tell you, hear this now,
Introduction is not wedding...
Engagement is not wedding...
Dating and courtship aint wedding.
'Will you marry me?' 'I will', is not wedding.
'His papa and mama already know me' is not
wedding.
Your fiance/fiancee is not your wife or husband.
You dont own his or her body and cant demand
for it!
Marriage is the ONLY license to have sex.......
Make the marriage bed before you
make babies.
Stop forcing yourself on a guy by proposing to
him by getting pregnant.
Girlfriend, you are not suya, so no tasting!
You hear me so?
He wants to know if you are good in bed, You
are not a store sample..... Tell Him that.
He wants to know if you are fertile, You are not
a lab rat.
You come with a price, don't you?
Some items comes with nice packaging, and
Until their price is paid, you cant open to see
what's in it.
A man who pressurizes you for sex because your
wedding is days away will ruin your relationship
with God.
He's not worthy of you.
And finally, when sin blinds your eyes,
You claim Love is blind the same way you.
accuse the devil for actrocities commited.
God already set His standards.
He is not negotiating with you.
# FleeFornication.
God will not ask you to fornicate or defile His
temple,
Beware of fake prophecies.
I have heard stories of ladies who recieved such
prophecies,
'be pregnant before wedding'.
Watch it!
God cannot contradict Himself.
His Rhema cant oppose His Logos.
GET GOD FOR YOURSELF.
Those who know their God shall be strong and
do exploits.
Those who do not know their God shall be weak
and exploited.
The Anthem of hell is "EVERYONE IS DOING IT".
Sweetheart, not everyone is heading to hell.
DO YOU KNOW YOUR GOD?.....

source: https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1734691526760591&id=100006592811430&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6254973707391414364%3Amf_story_key.-3485660020505883054

Please work on knowing when to use 'been' and 'being' .

Rolly83:
Its not a about acquiring all the certificates in the world,but about making a difference in the society. I hope she will be able to make a difference in our bleeped up judiciary system.

And what difference have u made all your life? Just asking.

ERockson:
Those so called SANS are Nigeria's major problem. I just hope they send TARFA to jail to serve as deterrence to others

Keep wishing! Ain't gonna happen I a million years.