₦airaland Forum

Donpeak: Reminds me of "Oliva de coq"=> nuuku moohn puta, obee le aagba wo oso....when a big mosquerade appears d small masqurade runs...

Ok, just wishing u are not nwa Afo. Cos if u are nwa afo igbo and u write the language like u did...better not show ur face in the village this Christmas or Amadioha might really come visiting.

davuvid: If she wasn't enjoying it, she would have shouted....
If her mum hadn't come looking, she'd still be there........mtcheeeew

How retarded can some people get bikonu? Didn't u read that the little girl is 7yrs old?
Dude, did u notice u did not even condemn the actions of the pedophile? I think brain scans should now be mandatory before some people are allowed to post comments on nairaland so that only people with functional brains can post here.

SQURA: you are down and sad? why? you will just kill yourself with self pity.
let me help you out.i'm a professional astro/psychic.
tell me your boyfriends brithday and yours, then i'll give you my verdict if he is right for you.
Please i'm not joking.

Really fascinating...!
So the answer is all coded into the birthday? I got my eyes on u, watching to see what other rabbit u have under that hat of yours.

Please how much will it cost to get an 03-06 Honda Pilot? Or 04 Honda Accord?

bumdish: Op, sorry about the pain, but I do not see anything that reflects differently from what many workers endure across so many industries and companies in this our obodo naija.

Is it the rate of hire and fire going-on on daily basis in the banking industry or the peanut 17,000 minimum wage government is paying? Go and check the last time many one-man businesses paid their employees or is it the N5,000 salary many private school owners dash their teachers in the name of salaries. Do you even know the extent of child slavery being perpetuated across homes in the guise of house-helps in this our very own Nigeria?

It is a joke to expect the Nigerian government to come to your aid when the government itself is unable to honor a simple agreement that has kept the lecturers at home for over 5 tortuous months. Bros, do you not need to ask about the faith of millions of pensioners or recently laid off PHCN staffs.

My brother, no need to throw tantrum, it wouldn't amount to much. Go to the balcony if you think the kitchen is too hot. This is not individualistic, it is common sense. How many of such outburst has yielded good fruits?

Tell me one company where there is no office politics and where people get paid for every extra hours they put in? Ask your banker friend the number of hours on his employment letter, the number of hours he works and how much they regularly credit his account with overtime.

I do not know anything about Mr. Francis Agbodike but I can tell you that you need far more than aptitude to get going at a place of work and besides, nothing can be more false than saying only Mr. Francis Agbodike achieved the single digit thingy you mentioned. He must have subordinates and superiors that worked with him. There must be a secretary and a driver in that office, someone must have updated his payroll figures. He didn't do it alone, everyone contributed.

So what d heck is ur point? He should sit there and rot or get out and starve? U dnt think he should cry out for help cos u have consulted the little genie in your closet and it told u that all hope is lost. I dnt know what planet u come from, but I know that we humans are wired to always try to survive...u may have lost hope and given up on life, but the Op appears to still want to fight for a better condition of service. I support him. The fact that sm1 wants to rape u doesn't mean u just roll over and let them have a go. No, u make the experience a nightmare for them. Even if they succeed, at least it wasn't a walk in d park.

And I really hope this attitude isn't what governs how u live cos that would be a monumental disaster. To give up before even trying is the lot of loafers and jokers.

bumdish: Op, sorry about the pain, but I do not see anything that reflects differently from what many workers endure across so many industries and companies in this our obodo naija.

Is it the rate of hire and fire going-on on daily basis in the banking industry or the peanut 17,000 minimum wage government is paying? Go and check the last time many one-man businesses paid their employees or is it the N5,000 salary many private school owners dash their teachers in the name of salaries. Do you even know the extent of child slavery being perpetuated across homes in the guise of house-helps in this our very own Nigeria?

It is a joke to expect the Nigerian government to come to your aid when the government itself is unable to honor a simple agreement that has kept the lecturers at home for over 5 tortuous months. Bros, do you not need to ask about the faith of millions of pensioners or recently laid off PHCN staffs.

My brother, no need to throw tantrum, it wouldn't amount to much. Go to the balcony if you think the kitchen is too hot. This is not individualistic, it is common sense. How many of such outburst has yielded good fruits?

Tell me one company where there is no office politics and where people get paid for every extra hours they put in? Ask your banker friend the number of hours on his employment letter, the number of hours he works and how much they regularly credit his account with overtime.

I do not know anything about Mr. Francis Agbodike but I can tell you that you need far more than aptitude to get going at a place of work and besides, nothing can be more false than saying only Mr. Francis Agbodike achieved the single digit thingy you mentioned. He must have subordinates and superiors that worked with him. There must be a secretary and a driver in that office, someone must have updated his payroll figures. He didn't do it alone, everyone contributed.

So what d heck is ur point? He should sit there and rot or get out and starve? U dnt think he should cry out for help cos u have consulted the little genie in your closet and it told u that all hope is lost. I dnt know what planet u come from, but I know that we humans are wired to always try to survive...u may have lost hope and given up on life, but the Op appears to still wants to fight for a better condition of service. I support him. The fact that sm1 wants to rape u doesn't mean u just roll over and let them have a go. No, u make the experience a nightmare for them. Even if they succeed, at least it wasn't a walk in d park.

And I really hope this attitude isn't what governs how u live cos that would be a monumental disaster. To give up before even trying is the lot of loafers and jokers.

[quote author=Ken_Jak]Follow your mind[/quote]U realise that is the dumbest thing to ever tell someone who already told u that his mind needs advice on how to be an investment banker?
My wise friend always says.." O buru na I maghi ya, si amaghim ya"

Ediss: Get a live before thinking for going to warri or you may lost the existing one on you ooooo. I greet you Akpos

Hahaha...Area grammar!

tpapi: U want 2 give tenants quit notice wen their rent has not yet expired, u r playin wit fire, they wil sue u to court n stay in ur house free of charge 4 many months until d courts ask dem 2 vacate d property

Actually, the law does not require him to wait until their rent expires before he can give then Quit Notice, ideally, he is expected to give them quit notice 6months before their rent expires...if they are yearly tenants. That way the quit notice will expire at or almost at the same time as the tenancy.

Well, the matter is actually a very simple one but it seems that your unwillingness to do the needful is about to cost u big time.
You alluded to needing a FREE legal advise, well you are in luck.

Firstly, I assume the premises in question is situate in Lagos? If that be the case then listen and please take this advice very seriously.

Do not do anything that would contravene the Lagos State Tenancy Law 2011, cos if you do, I assure you those tenants will stay on your property for years and you might go to jail. In Lagos, there is no shortcuts to evicting a tenant in Lagos State. The only way is the legal way.

First you must give the tenant a Quit Notice. And the length of notice to be given is predicated on the tenure of the tenancy. For instance if the tenant is a yearly tenant then the law requires that you give him 6 months notice. In your own case, you said the tenants' tenancy will expire in April 2014. Assuming they are yearly tenants, it follows that a valid quit notice will expire on the 30th of May 2014.

Note however, that for the quit notice to expire on 30th May, you must serve it before Sunday the 1st of December. This is because once you enter into a particular month, you can no longer count that month while computing the 6 months. For instance, if you serve the notices on your tenants after Sunday 30 Nov...less than 48 hours from now, then you must have to start counting your 6 months from January 2014, which will give you until June 30 2014 before the quit notice will expire and you can then issue them 7 days notice after which you gi to court to throw then out.

Now u see why u need a lawyer. It is bot as simple as it sounds. So, don't say your lawyer is asking for money, he should. It cost millions to train as a lawyer.

Anyway, I'm gonna help you. Send me a mail to hawkviewattorneys@gmail.com with the following detauls:

1. The names of each tenant.
2. The nature of their tenancy( yearly or monthly)
3. Annual rental value of the 2bedroom flat
4. The Exact address or location of the property.

I will prepare a Quit notice for you to serve on the tenants and forward to your email. Print out 2 copies of each quit notice. Sign the part for the landlord and serve it on the tenants but be sure that they acknowledge receipt of the quit notice on the duplicate copy.

Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers.

intergral: that picture there i really touching....... and the man is to be stoned
i tink dat picture is something that happend in the south or east!
am sayin this because i live in the north and hav neva witnessed such an act
am a proud MUSLIM and this will neva move my faith


anybody that talks bad about muslims havn't stayed in the north
and i belive anybody weda xtian or muslim dat is or have stayed in the north will prove me right

With all due respect, I would have to ask, do u live in a bubble? Are u aware that there is hardly any Ibo family without relations in the north? Dude, I was born in Kano. I saw what brainless Islamic fanatics are capable of. I saw what people can do in the name of religion. How could you have forgotten so easily the massacres that took place in the north as a result of Islamic fundamentalist.

Bros, I don't want to believe yours is a case of 'historical amnesia'

s3nn2x: The application of laws in Nigeria really surprises me. It is not as if I am in support of theft, but for goodness sake, why would death penalty be used in this instance.

This is selective justice at its peak. If it was a politician, they would have used plea bargain, but since it is a common man, he just had to be sentenced.

I weep for our dear Nigeria.

BTW, I don't still understand how someone would be sentenced to death for theft, did he kill anyone in the process of stealing, or is my eye deceiving me at the moment?

Oh, the guy was even sentenced in absentia.

Bros I understand how u can be disappointed at our criminal justice system. But if I may explain a bit how sentencing works. You see, it is the legislature that prescribes the sentence for offences, and in cases where the law prescribes a mandatory sentence which a court of law must hand down on conviction, then the court must hand down such sentence.

Armed robbery in Nigeria is a capital crime, meaning that anybody that uses firearms to commit the crime of robbery if convicted must be sentenced to death. The nature or value of what he stole is of no moment in this instance. He may have robbed a person of a Range Rover or Techno phone valued at 5k, the consequence is the same.

So, going by the post, the convict and his gang robbed the poor lady at gunpoint. That is armed robbery my brother.

About being convicted in absentia, I very much doubt it. Trial in absentia is unknown to our criminal jurisprudence. Nobody can be tried in absentia in Nigeria. What I read from the post is that the other gang members are at large.

highyo: I want you all to know that, you can deceive human but you cannot deceive God. The Lord never makes a mistake when warning us to be contended with whatsoever he has given to us. Then why can’t you leave your natural hair, you have being hearing different warning from different testimonies concerning the use of rubber thread, then why can’t you sit on your own and ask yourself these questions,
what if what they are saying concerning rubber tread leading people to hell, what if what they are saying were true?
What if I appear in the great white judgment throne and the lord said I cannot enter through the gate because the natural hair he gave to me has being defiles with satanic devices? And anything defiles cannot enter (Rev21:27)

What if satan appear and tell me that thread you add to your hair belong to me, (Ezk7:19) so you belong to me?

Many will try to enter through the gate but will not be able to (Luke 13:24) that is the Born-again Christians
There is nothing like low quality attachment or High quality attachment which some born-again Christians believe. The both were made with the same rubber. but the same condemnation awaits the users of both. Normal attachment was made from ordinary rubber, and was attached to your hair, so also the rubber thread was also made from rubber and attached to your hair, the same judgment await you.

it was only made with rubber, but the demonic covenant attached to it user is, whosoever make use of it, her appearance before God will be like the appearance of Medusa, a woman with snake hair

Many born-again will end up in hell because of ordinary thread. Be careful satan still hunt you, he never rest
WHOSOEVER MAKES USE OF ANY FORM OF ATTACHMENT, YOUR APPEARANCE BEFORE GOD IS LIKE MEDUSA, BELIEVE OR NOT I DON’T CARE
Ie, in the spiritual realm you are putting on a snake

references
(Funmilayo a former Satanist)
(Ubani Kingsley Testimony)
(Linda Testimony)
( The Bible)

Dude, I dnt really believe in evolution, but reading your post makes me wonder if Darwin had a point when he stated that man evolved from single celled organisms. Op is at least 1 proof.

I want to believe that there is an eternal place of torment for a person who refuses to THINK. God gave u a brain but your mental laziness have let it degenerate to sawdust.

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Lol. This reminds me of a family house in the 90s.
Last Bullet:
What you can do to eradicate the bed bugs.
Funmigate the house & abandon it for several days. Maybe 3-7 days. This is to allow the eggs & the left bed bugs to die since they can't feed.[/quote]Bro, a bed bug can survive without eating for Months. Google bed bug eradication!

frodobee: Reminds me of the good old days, when our mothers used pieces of cloth instead of pampers, breast milk instead of SMA or NAN. Else why will my guy tear race?

Cos nobody can feed triplets on bossom milk alone. With twins sef u must supplement bossom milk with baby formula

caseless: My good GOD, u'r d giver of a wife like this...infact u gave dis gentle man in d pic. GOD, i pray u give me a wife like dis one, even if she's 60% close 2 dis woman here.God, I nor pray 2 get d man condition, but i want his kind of wife evn if i'm fit.

Pray tell us, would u be like that woman if ur wife were to be like the man?

lovat: Sorry Men don't cheat, its all conspiracy theories by women to make men stay at home and watch Africa Magic with them.

Tell me my future!

Dude get 2 sachets of 3 in 1 Coffee from nescafe. Just a hot cup of double-strength coffee and u are good to go. But seriously, u ZzzzZzzzZzzz off at the cinema with a pweettyyy babe by ur side...guy u fall hand die!
Anyways, goodluck.

JECBOSS: In as much as I understand what the Lagos state govt. is trying to convey, I think Nairaland should replicate this. I'm of the opinion that poor command of English language as usually observed on Nairaland is symptomatic of our falling standards in education.

And such horrendous grammar should be visited with a ban...

CyberG: You should always marry in a place where you will be treated like a human being and much better than what you are currently facing now. If for some reason, you lose your life now be sure no one will even worry much as the Chime bagger marries another woman! A woman is not supposed to be sold as a property due to a high bride price, but your partner!

seriously, what exactly are u trying to say? Have a feeling u wanna pass across some info...but what exactly?

And no pix to show? So we take ur word for it abi. Whatever happens to the saying, a picture is better than 1000 words.

Pls can somebody help me with the recipe for Chicken Goulash. Wants to make a surprise Sunday lunch for my beautiful wife tomorrow. Since she hasn't stopped talking about how she loved Chicken Goulash. I made her eat it for the first time on her birthday in May this year and now she keeps wishing she knew how to make it. So I want to make it for her...and then teach her myself how to make it. PLEASE HELP. Thank you .

rasojie: see all a them. Ignorant and they wont love to learn.
You saw someone on the streets with rags and holding a joint, then you conclude ganja drove him mad.
I do not advocate weed for anybody. you are free to make your own decisions. I am only telling you guys not to paint a bad picture of it. thats all. I still repeat...WEED IS NATURAL. IT CAN NEVER DRIVE YOU MAD. A JOINT A DAY........KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

Weed is natural, and so is snake venom and cyanide. Dude are u for real! Are u aware that the deadliest poisons are in their natural state?

Aromas: I don't wish him bad but my questions is that back in the day's wot meaningful things i.e investments or buying shares in bank as he done during his youthful age? This a man that reigns more than our present Wizkid, Olamide etc when he was still in active in his career as a musician. Sometimes you might be thinking that you won't live long but to God who has the grace we keep you till old-age, if you made a mistake for not doing proper things at the right time it we surely bounce back. Ayinla Omowura is the only Nigeria indigenous that play for Queen Elizabeth when she visited Nigeria in 1957. Majek Fashek(MF) was invited by Queen to her palace in 1960s to perform during for her during her birthday. So much life n enjoyment, this a man(MF) that when ever he landed @MMIA in Lagos, it we be as if a president or a high personality is around. But despite the fames n wealth then!!!!!!!! Where it is now to support him??

Ok, I'm sure others saw what I saw....but I say it the way it is: Dude, ur grammar knocked me off my donkey!

Again, did I hear u say the queen of England invited Majek Fashek to perform at her birthday in the 60s? That must be Majeks grandpa ur talking abt.

[quote author=#me@]This can only happen in a particular region of Nigeria!
May God deliver us from them.


One of them told us that they pushed him a
nd his family out of the village and sold all their properties since his father was dead.


U can imagine, what people do for the love of money.


[color=crimson]All people concerned with making money frm me dubiously bfre this year runs out, die by fire!!!!!!!! Amen!!!![/color][
/quote]

Ordinarily I ignore ppl like u, but I'm gonna make an exception here. First, did u realize that ur small mind couldn't allow u to even profer a solution to the young man. Instead u wanna start an 'ethnic war' to derail thus tread, if u have nothing useful to contribute, isn't it more honorable to shut up and read what smarter ppl have to day.

deols: How do we confirm what the brother said then.


We can't believe it just because he said it.

But the consumption of shoprite bread by many Muslims shall be on hold until it is proven otherwise.

BOOM! You did exactly what they wanted. Imagine if smbdy irked by the long line of shoppers waiting to buy the shoprite bread just decided to do some damage by spreading a rumor? Ok, it sounds far fetched, but very plausible. Have caught myself starring at d long lines and saying " what the bleep" with these people? Do doctors now prescribe shoprite bread. CIS dnt see why I should que up for hours for a loaf if bread.

@Op, I think u should focus more on ur studies for now. Believe me, she also has the right to choose who to be with. I bet by the time u make it to 200level her memory will be so distant u .might even struggle to remember her name.

Furthermore, I think you should work on ur grammar a little more. The gramatical errors are one too many....and dnt tell me they r typos. Goodluck!

Big4wig: Dude am happy for u,nairaland expect my own Guinness book of record breaking....

Buh did u know dat An average woman eats about 2-3 kilos of lipstick in her lifetym...just to look like an expensive babbon

#BIGWIG

It's 'baboon' ...thank me later.

olajide21: How beautiful is my deen of Al - Islam. Prophet Mohammad (May peace be upon him, his household, his companions and those who follow his step till the end of time) advised us to use siwak (chewing stick) on most occasions. Dear all, such is the extent of message the prophet passed unto us. There are a lot more which the so called science is just acknowledging after over 1400 years! Peace be unto you all.

I'm pretty sure he also said something about his camels or donkey, so tell us, what us the state of your camels or donkeys. Dude, I am sure ur prophet also said something about you having a brain. Listen to him and use it.

Bloody Crap! Some average dentist who couldn't cut it in real medicine allows himself to go on record in this year of our Lord two thousand and thirteen promoting chewing stick over toothbrush. What haven't we seen from these jokers?

@ op, isn't it laughable that u didn't care to enlighten us on the nature of acrid breath from those so called village elders or is it that Dr 'Okitipupa' doesn't know that nobody wants to kiss those 'chewingstick wielding oldies'

To set the whole issue to rest, Op, pls let ur partner use just chewing stick for a month. I'm sure ur next article would be at d Romance section..."MY RELATIONSHIP IS IS TROUBLE, HER BREATH STINKS"

[quote author=ojeka.]May them never come alive if they have no plans for striking ASUU to call off their strike[/quote]Dude, ur grammar is criminal! "May them..." At least when u want to be obnoxious, do so in correct English pls.

Mindependent: No you won't, each person on earth only has one life partner and it seems you've lost yours. Anyone else is not love

Hahaha...u must be from fairyland! "Each person on earth only has one life partner" Like, SERIOUSLY ! Pls u dnt really believe what u wrote, do u?