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Family / Re: Refusing To Eat My Wife's Food. by Dhotseal(m): 5:28am On Jan 22, 2018
Bros, you are such a busy body husband o!
U really don't have to be such a pain in the backside over breakfast. How do u expect your wife to come back from the office just to make u breakfast, after all she has explained to you about her hectic day.

Besides, what kinda man drags his wife to Nairaland?

I am sure you are not a bad person, but please bro, don't bring your family issues here.

You are pissed cos your wife said she was heading to the daycare but then went to get her modem, right? Don't you think her explanation is reasonable?

Please sit down with her and talk things over. Don't be such a piece of work by refusing to eat her food. I mean, how do reject food made with your money? Lol

All the best bro.

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Romance / Re: Making Sex With Sex Doll Is Like Making Sex With Statue by Dhotseal(m): 4:49pm On Jan 21, 2018
goodheart02:



Oga do you know the meaning of HEMISPHERECTOMY??

Hahahaha, he means the person must be missing a part of their brain nah!

You self, u just wan expose op as olodo rabata....Lol
Romance / Re: Making Sex With Sex Doll Is Like Making Sex With Statue by Dhotseal(m): 4:47pm On Jan 21, 2018
"Making sex", that's a first for me o. Who would have thought that 'sex' can be made?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Beautiful But Not Intelligent. Should I Still Marry Her? by Dhotseal(m): 3:17am On Jan 21, 2018
Bros, please think of the future of your future kids..lol
Nigeria already has a good number of dimwits and morons, so pls don't add to the number by marring a lady who has some 'cerebral deficiencies'

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Career / Re: Firdaus Amasa Insulted Those Who Begged Her To Remove Her Hijab - Twitter User by Dhotseal(m): 9:10am On Dec 17, 2017
Why always the ugly ones that cause wahala?

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Crime / Re: Corper Accused Of Stealing Chicken Flogged With Rods & Cutlass (Disturbing Pics) by Dhotseal(m): 4:27pm On Dec 10, 2017
Your story is sketchy and vague.
I may be wrong, but my instincts tell me you are being economical with the truth.

First, you started the story by telling us u lost your phone bla bla. Then u could not sleep so u stayed with vigilante. Then u left them and wondered all through the night.

Next morning, people without license (guess u meant search warrant) came to your house to search the place. No evidence was found.

You then followed them to the ogogoro joint where two workers from the poultry from where the birds were stolen brought more evidence in the form of chicken legs and feathers.

You then confessed under duress and was beaten mercilessly.

Now u want Niralanders to pursue your case.

Well, if you were my client, I would have advised you to repeat your story to me over and over until u begin to hear how stupid your sound.

U smartly refused to tell us why of all the people in the village u were the person they came for?

See, even if you admit to stealing the chickens, you do not deserve to be treated the way u were. But please, don't play with our intelligence.

You even want to sound tough after embarrassing yourself since your 'longer throat no green u rest'

U even drag UNIBEN inside?

Dude, please take some time to do self searching so u don't keep embarrassing your self like this.

But then, I could be wrong.

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Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Dances With Two Kids On Altar At Shiloh 2017 by Dhotseal(m): 5:57pm On Dec 09, 2017
I can only imagine the millions of naira this man will make from this crusade alone.

Keep imagining , small minded people talk about other people's affairs.
NYSC / Re: "Any Lady Wearing NYSC Khaki Trouser Has Committed An Offence Before God" - Man by Dhotseal(m): 7:40am On Nov 23, 2017
Fools on rampage!
Car Talk / Re: NADDC To Collaborate With Stakeholders To Manufacture Electric Cars In Nigeria by Dhotseal(m): 7:37am On Nov 23, 2017
Electric cars in a country without electricity.
People have not even charged phones not to talk if charging cars.

Chain Buhari
Education / Re: What Can I Do With A Degree In Philosophy? by Dhotseal(m): 7:33am On Nov 23, 2017
For asking this question, you already missed it.
Please goan succeed, what u studied got nothing to do with your success.

All the best!
Religion / Re: Check Out COZA Pastor's Gucci Hoodie Cost N465,920 (photo) by Dhotseal(m): 5:35am On Nov 22, 2017
baski92:
People's tithe and offerings, the must painful part be say no be every body may attend that service eat come from house that day.

Why e pain u? Is it your tithe and offering?
Sports / Re: Victor Moses Suffered The Murder Of His Parents At 11 by Dhotseal(m): 12:29pm On Nov 09, 2017
cheapgoal:



Source: http://cheapgoals.com/story-of-a-premier-league-and-continental-champion-who-suffered-the-murder-of-his-parent-at-11/


I stopped reading when I read "religious Catholic pastor..."

OP, are u high or just plain stupid?
Politics / Re: Sympathisers Besiege Tinubu’s House Over Son’s Death by Dhotseal(m): 11:15pm On Nov 02, 2017
clevvermind:
IF IT IS POOR MAN'S SON, THEY WOULD HAVE FORGOTTEN HIM BY NOW.

So what?
He was a rich man's son. That's the fact.
A poor man's son is a poor man's son, fact.
Both will die.

So maybe u should work harder to be a rich man so that when your son dies people will talk about it.

*God forbid that you or any other person buries their children*

You have to really ponder the relevance of what u want to say before u say it.

What u write above makes absolutely no sense!
Romance / Re: He Is Spreading HIV, Am I To Blame? by Dhotseal(m): 10:08am On Oct 22, 2017
Benita27:
Is HIV contacted only true sex?. Do you know that sharing needles at the saloon, you risk contacting the virus 'cause you barely know whose head it was used on.

Madam get real please. If not for others, at least tell yourself the truth.

Which salon do they share needles?
Even if needles are used in fixing hair, how many times does the needle come in contact with blood or body fluids?

Remove sex related HIV transmission from the equation and the and the disease will be eradicated in a few years.

Abeg o!

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Celebrities / Re: Imohimi Edgar Speaks On Tagbo, DJ Olu & Chime Amaechina's Death (Video) by Dhotseal(m): 3:44pm On Oct 12, 2017
fuckerstard:
Instead make una go arrest all him crew and start investigation. somebody go know something.

CP sef go make money this season, chaii

Oga, why is your brain working counter- clockwise?

The normal thing is to investigate and once there is probably cause, you arrest. Not arrest and then investigate. Some Nigerians sef
Health / Re: How Push Up Bras Cause Breast Cancer In Ladies (Photos) by Dhotseal(m): 8:11pm On Jul 31, 2017
Ignorant morons everywhere!
Religion / Re: My Pastor Always Boasts Of His Wealth And Accomplishments During Every Sermon by Dhotseal(m): 8:02pm On Jul 31, 2017
tosyne2much:
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Please quit being so bitter and strive to be the bet you can. What have u achieved by dragging your pastor to NL for other like minded haters like you to have a field day.

Be warned, the part of bitterness ends in pains and agony.
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School Expels A Student Few Days To His Bar Final Exams (Photo) by Dhotseal(m): 2:28am On Jul 23, 2017
TheLawTheLegal:


As a law student, if you cannot fight for your rights, then you don't have any business being a lawyer.

Bullshit!
Thousands of other law students chose to focus on what they were their for. Now they will become lawyers. He will never be a lawyer in Nigeria. Even if he travels abroad to study law, he will still have the Nigerian law school to contend with. He is a loser simple!
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School Expels A Student Few Days To His Bar Final Exams (Photo) by Dhotseal(m): 2:23am On Jul 23, 2017
thesicilian:
I like the guy already, he seems like someone with guts, a stubborn person in a good way. He should keep making noise and letting his voice heard. When it is loud enough, the school will have no choice than to reinstate him or face public scrutiny and condemnation.

Lol, bro u do not know the Nigerian Law School.
The question I want to ask is this,
"Was he the only one experiencing the well fair issues?

His purpose for going to Law School was to qualify as a lawyer. Why pay all the prize of studying law for 5 years in school only to blow it just months to Bar Finals?

The Guy has an issue beyond what we have seen. Besides, if he had been rusticated from UI, he was not qualified to apply to the NLS in the first place.

He needed to have sought advise, cos nobody in the history of the NLS had ever won against that Institution.

THE GUY IS NOT A FIT AND PROPER CANDIDATE TO BE CALLED TO THE NIGERIAN BAR.
Health / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Surrogate Twin Babies: Abomination, Adultery Or Fornication? by Dhotseal(m): 12:17am On Jun 30, 2017
Forget about moral compass, what u need to get by all means is 'intellectual compass'. Get that, then we can talk.

What a numbskull!

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Health / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Surrogate Twin Babies: Abomination, Adultery Or Fornication? by Dhotseal(m): 12:13am On Jun 30, 2017
1234IKECHhukwu:
I see this as an abominable act why b/cos if every man should go this way the institution of marriage will die a natural death. Even the ladies 'll not accept this sh*t,while b/cos an average lady wants to get married by fire by force.

Do the world a favour by hiring somebody to think for u until u find a cure to your 'stupovascodiosis'...onset of acute stupidity.

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Health / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Surrogate Twin Babies: Abomination, Adultery Or Fornication? by Dhotseal(m): 12:06am On Jun 30, 2017
Dear OP, if u actually understood the meaning of surrogacy, your question should never have arisen.

For your information, the fertilisation took place in a lab under a microscope when the sperm cell was used to fertilise the woman's ovum leading to the creation of an embryo that is then implanted into the uterus of a surrogate who then carries the pregnancy to term.

So, Madam, there was neither adultery nor fornication as there was absolutely no sexual act between Ronaldo and the surrogate. Hope u get it now?

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Politics / Re: See The Animal Soldiers Killed In Sambisa Forest & What They Did With It(photos) by Dhotseal(m): 1:53pm On Jun 21, 2017
Agbaletu:
They have reduced our soldiers to hunters.

That's actually what soldiers are. They are hunters, trained to hunt and kill the smartest animal on the planet...man!
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Receives The Mary Mccarthy Award by Dhotseal(m): 3:24pm On Jun 15, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
I wanted to say congrats to her out of tribal sentiments...but no!!!


A woman who has no husband or one who sees herself greater than a man deserves no respect.





When husband scarce for dia side, dem go start dey form feminist.

slowpoke!
Who told you she has no husband and where in the world did u get the idea that a woman without a husband does not deserve respect. Besides, do u really think she needs your affirmation? Kindly show some respect to yourself by not displaying such 'fuckery' and buffoonry in a public space.
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Want To Confess To Him by Dhotseal(m): 8:08am On Jun 04, 2017
Dear OP,
Please forgive yourself for your mistake.
You must understand that when confess our sins, God is faithful to forgive us our sins. U need to forgive yourself too.

Do not confess to your husband, no good will come of it. Goodluck!

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hasn't Called Me For The Past One Week After We Argued by Dhotseal(m): 7:13am On May 31, 2017
Why are u waiting for him to call?
What's stopping u from picking up the phone and call him?

So, have u ever taken him out?
Travel / Re: Photos Of Awhum Waterfall And Cave, Enugu by Dhotseal(m): 11:12pm On May 30, 2017
Dumaknesset:


Wonders of the world are man made!

This guy, your brain is hot and sharp.
Few words. Loaded few words.
Travel / Re: Photos Of Awhum Waterfall And Cave, Enugu by Dhotseal(m): 11:08pm On May 30, 2017
DollarAngel:
TO ME THAT'S ONE OF THE WORLD SEVEN WONDERS, PERSONALLY I HAVE BEEN THERE ON TWO OCCASIONS, IT'S A MYSTERIOUS WATER CAVE, INTERESTING THING ABOUT IT IS THE MORE THE CROWD SINGS AND WORSHIP GOD THE MORE THE WATER FALLS MORE, MIND YOU WHITE TOURIST HAVE COME TO CHECK FOR THE SOURCE OF THE WATER BUT COULDN'T FIND, AND IT HEALS TOO. MAY THE NAME OF THE LORD BE BLESSED

What are u talking about? The water has no source...like seriously! What is so supernatural about this bikonu? Please don't mystify things u don't understand. Men navigated the seven seas hundreds of years ago and you are here being mystified by a waterfall from a limestone formation in 2017.

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Travel / Re: Photos Of Awhum Waterfall And Cave, Enugu by Dhotseal(m): 8:08pm On May 30, 2017
dkronicle:
i hate that kind of place, its too narrow.one dynamite, everyone is gone.

Hahahaha...dude, with your kind of mind, you will live to be 200 years. See how all you could see in this beautiful scenic pics is danger of being blown apart.

Na waa oh!

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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Alligator I Killed Today by Dhotseal(m): 10:13pm On May 21, 2017
That's a monitor lizard Bro.
Just to set the record straight.

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