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PoliticsRe: Rickey Tarfa, Arraigned; Floods Court With 90 Sans by Dhotseal(m): 8:24am On Feb 17, 2016
DIKEnaWAR:
Hehehehehehe make I laugh abeg!

Buhari never see the owners of this land.

Learned silks sir, more grease to una elbow oo. We down below dey hail una.












Yes! I will always be below a Learned silk and vacate the inner Bar for him whenever he enters the Court, till I become one myself.

As for your calling them thieves: these are the men your father and his generation couldn't become. That is why you are attacking them.

Worm!
Aptly put learned friend! Let the unlearned continue in their ignorsnce!
PoliticsRe: Police Assistant Commissioner Drowns In Lagos Pool While Celebrating Valentine by Dhotseal(m): 5:38pm On Feb 15, 2016
Dinirojones:
Don't even feel pity for him sef undecided..........these are guys are wicked n cunny , always looking for ways to cheat and intimidate members of the public.....
Hmmmm, I wouldn't gloat over the death of any person. Just saying!
PoliticsRe: Obahiagbon Comments On Obasanjo Greeting Ooni Of Ife by Dhotseal(m): 9:51pm On Feb 06, 2016
oye9ja:
He miss used the Latin word consensus ad idem...it literally means coming together of heads which also means agreement. A single person can't say he consensus ad idem..but two or more parties only can.
Actually, that Latin expression means 'meeting of the minds'. More like an agreement.

So the honourable is correct in saying "I am ad idem with him..."

He simply meant that he is in perfect agreement with Obasanjo, who believes that the Ooni is in a class of his own.
RomanceRe: “Do Not Bring Borehole To My House” – Check This Epic Comment Out by Dhotseal(m): 9:15pm On Feb 04, 2016
GreatAgb:
How many the comment be biko?

One yeye boy go soon come here come use the expression "an house" or "an wife" or "an" followed by any other word starting with a consonant. The thing the pain me ehn cry
Oh, and u haven't seen the use of 'been' for 'being' mehn, I have seen loads of 'cringe inducing ' grammar here o!
RomanceRe: See What Boredom Did Tew Me..lol by Dhotseal(m): 8:05am On Jan 30, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
good for her dear, anyway she would not bring a child in to this earth then hate her,she would not be a good mom like that don't u think? or would u rather she dumped u by the roadside? nop
U seem to be hurting a lot, so u wanna hurt the Op right? Annoying how losers like u hide behind faceless Monikas to say rubbish. U said u are beautiful, well, this one thing I know for sure...u ain't smart!
RomanceRe: I Caught My Mother Having Sex With My Husband by Dhotseal(m): 7:54am On Jan 30, 2016
whirlwind7:
Believe this cooked up bullshyte, and you would believe anything.

They lived in a flat, yet she had to climb a staircase from the living room (where her son was asleep on the sofa) to get to the bedroom.
That scenario described what probably is a duplex, yet she mentioned they lived in a flat such that her gossipy neighbor in the opposite flat to hers can overhear them.
What flat has a staircase from the living room to the bedroom?
Have u been to 1004 Flats in Victoria Island?
EducationRe: Anambra Debate Team Triumphs In Singapore, Returns With Trophy- Pictures by Dhotseal(m): 3:35pm On Jan 19, 2016
NoreenUG:
Wait. does obiano bleach? shocked lipsrsealed
Hahaha...no u get talk abeg!
AgricultureRe: See The Animal This Farmer Caught (pic) by Dhotseal(m): 12:04pm On Jan 17, 2016
LastMumu:
That animals is the father of all illassa fever. angry

Nigeria police in conjucsion with Nigeria army should go and shot two of them to dead! angry
Wanted to quote u and say something befitting, then I saw your monika...Ah no wonder!
PoliticsRe: Soldier Dressed Like A Masquarade To Fight Terrorists(pics by Dhotseal(m): 11:49am On Jan 17, 2016
ENDTIMEISNEAR:
Masquerade Soldiers moving inside Sambisa Forest grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked

Naija military no get swag
Bros, that is not just a soldier, he is a sniper. Google it, a sniper 's most important asset is the ability to stay undetected. The clothing is to conceal his presence and enable him to blend into the surroundings. So, he doesn't need swag, he needs to survive and kill the enemy. Show some respect.
PoliticsRe: Metuh Speaks About His Ordeal In The Hands Of EFCC by Dhotseal(m): 7:31pm On Jan 13, 2016
ISpiksDaTroof:
If this was here in the States, does this pendejo know that he just talked himself into at least 20 years in Prison?! HE HAS NO DEFENSE!!!

And why is the EFCC allowing all sorts of characters visit inmates pending trial? The ONLY people that should be allowed to visit him PRE-TRIAL are his legal team; even his spouse should only be allowed to speak to him on monitored phone calls and only for a few minutes each week until the conclusion of proceedings. He should not be allowed access to his PERSONAL phones, and his letters--- both incoming and outgoing--- except VERIFIED Attorney/Client correspondence should be monitored. The result of neglecting control of Pre-Trial Inmates is the idiocy we see in the above article.

Anyway, Nigeria is still learning, hopefully they get it right before it's too late.
I doubt you are really in the US or if you are, u simply dnt know anything about the legal system.

Where under the American jurisprudence is it acceptable to detain a citizen for weeks without charging him with a crime?
PoliticsRe: Saraki, Lawal Musa-Daura, Bashir Abubakar At Aso Rock Villa (Photos) by Dhotseal(m): 10:27am On Jan 13, 2016
brunofarad:
Buhari looking tall and fit
Really! , where?
RomanceRe: Back To Back Wedding Invitation Card(photo) by Dhotseal(m): 9:35pm On Jan 10, 2016
timm1990:
Innovational
Brilliant! U just coined a new word...fiaam!
RomanceRe: When A Bird And Fish Falls In Love Where Will They Live? by Dhotseal(m): 10:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
joliyp:
this question is so technical I need someone to decode the word.....when a bird falls in love with a fish where will they live? over to you
Where did they meet? To have fallen in love, they must have had some kinda relationship. So, let them live wherever they had been using as their rendezvous. Seeing that they live in different habitats, any place that made it possible for the unlikely creatures to meet and fall in love is THE PLACE.
CareerRe: When People Are Sacked From Their Jobs, Do They Get Paid? by Dhotseal(m): 10:03pm On Dec 28, 2015
lolaluv1:
It's not soup for one who has planned ahead.
Except you've been using ALL your salary for TGIF.
Hahahahaha...that na very strong thing o!
CareerRe: When People Are Sacked From Their Jobs, Do They Get Paid? by Dhotseal(m): 7:39pm On Dec 28, 2015
Beckybeky:
I just wanna know. Does a sacked worker have a right to be paid for that month or they forfeit it?
Ordinarily, a person who works for any period of time must be Paid his his salary. If he was sacked at the end of the month, he must be paid his salary in full. But where he was sacked before the end of the month, his salary will be pro rated for the number of days he actually worked.

Assuming there was an employment letter issued to the staff at the time of recruitment, the terms of the contract of employment will determine if he is paid or not.

In most cases, the employer aside paying the salary for the month is required to pay one month salary in lieu of notice, in cases where the staff was not notified before the sack.

Your story is sketchy and u may need to give more details if you want better advice.

Cheers!
FamilyRe: Upside Down Marriage by Dhotseal(m): 11:15am On Dec 26, 2015
My brother, reading what u penned left me with this gut wrenching feeling. PLEASE, run! You have tried it all...Pastor, family and patience. It is time to be the man you haven't been in a while. Responsible men respect ladies but Dude, u ain't married to a lady, so treat her like a runs girl.

Strategy. Well, she is absolutely ready to do anything, so u must have a plan if u must offload that bitch with as little incident as possible.

First, very sorry to say this, but you are under her spell. She don cook 'otumokpo' give u. That explains why u are so damn stupid in dealing with her. No man...properly so called, should lose control of his home like u just did except somebody is pushing his buttons from an evil forest somewhere.

So, stop it. Stop eating her food as a matter of self preservation. Kindly note that she's been keeping u alive cos she still needs your mumuish ass! Try and leave her without first planning it out and u are dead!

Do not give her a hint of your plan to leave her. Look, I am not giving u any other options like go for deliverance, pray for her blah blah cos from your story, she has gone beyond redemption. Only God can save her, and from you profile, u ain't God, so run brov. Run and don't look back.

As a lawyer, my advise is that u forget about filing for divorce now cos while u will definitely get the court to grant your prayer for divorce, u will lose custody of your little girl cos her mum has a job to sustain her and u don't, and since the girl is in danger if left with her, you must think of this too.

So, this is what u should do.
Leave town. Take as little of your personal belongings as you can lay hands on and leave town. Stay away from the toxicity u call wife. Change your contact details. Don't even tell friend or folks since your runs wife will find a way to extract that information from them. Cut off all contacts with her from social media, mutual friends et Al. Focus on getting a job. Doing that will restore your dignity and 'harden your balls' to confront her.

Finally, as soon as you are away from her, seek the face of Almighty God to heal and restore your life.
Confront this bitch and take your child from her.

Finally, on the legal side, dnt sweat it, will help you kick that bitch in the 'groin... legally! Cos would love to show her what it feels like to pick on a dude who makes a living putting bullies down...legally!
BusinessRe: 1.4trn Fine: MTN Takes Nigerian Government To Court by Dhotseal(m): 10:35pm On Dec 25, 2015
papparatzzi2013:
Who cares whether you are from ISIS or Somalia? The only obvious fact here is that you are a mor0n.
Comment from a retard...I guess I should take u serious right?
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Pastor Asks You To Hold Your Partner During Church Service. by Dhotseal(m): 10:31pm On Dec 25, 2015
Janelle07:
Some days are like that...#teamsingle
Signature: guide your heart with all diligence for out of it flow the issues of Life

Nice sigi but the bolded should be 'guard'.
EducationRe: Wrong Diction And Unnecessary Use Of Preposition In Our Daily Speech by Dhotseal(m): 11:26am On Dec 24, 2015
stolid:
WRONG: If only I was opportuned to...
RIGHT: If only I WERE OPPORTUNE to...

No such thing as "opportuned."

Why not simply say "If I had the opportunity?"
EducationRe: Wrong Diction And Unnecessary Use Of Preposition In Our Daily Speech by Dhotseal(m): 11:23am On Dec 24, 2015
winkmart:
Mtcheww.... NA MONEY SURE PASS!!!!


ADEDIBU NO HERE much, yet he 'ruled ' OYO
"Here or hear?"
EducationRe: Wrong Diction And Unnecessary Use Of Preposition In Our Daily Speech by Dhotseal(m): 11:22am On Dec 24, 2015
adioolayi:
Especially our "On Air Personalities"....there own too many...forming Behind pronunciation.... real bad!
They should stop making us feel them be 'oyinbo' when they are not!
I am sure u meant "their own" grin
RomanceRe: What The Whites Dont Know About Nigeria 'SEX' by Dhotseal(m): 10:02am On Dec 23, 2015
obinnashady:
Lmao....nwa m ira gbuola onwe gi na _ otu
Nwanne m, ihe nkea di egwu!
PoliticsRe: Kemi Olunloyo Response To Fani Kayode For Defending Linda Ikeji by Dhotseal(m): 7:29pm On Dec 22, 2015
jonnieoneng:
WHY ADVISE A PERSON TO SHOOT HIMSELF FOR SAYING THE OBVIOUS TRUTH.IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO CELEBRATE CORRUPT POLITICIANS.U SERIOUSLY NEED TO EXAMINE YOURSELF
Bros, may I suggest u take your frustrated life elsewhere. No time for loafers!
CareerRe: Lawal Ibrahim-Temitope Blind Lawyer Called To Bar And Honoured With An Award by Dhotseal(m): 6:56pm On Dec 22, 2015
bettercreature:
Calling a blind lawyer to bar doesn't make a good sense to me
Yeah obviously cos you are devoid of common sense! And may I suggest that you pick up a copy of Nigeria Law of Contract by Itse Sagay. Read a chapter, any chapter and let me quiz u on it. Numb skull who can't even pass introduction to Nigerian law fails to appreciate how a blind student who went through the one year of hell in law school and passed the bar finals, which by the way, was failed by some so called able bodied students leaves me with only one conclusion, "YOUR STUPIDITY IS TERMINAL"
BusinessRe: 1.4trn Fine: MTN Takes Nigerian Government To Court by Dhotseal(m): 3:53pm On Dec 18, 2015
papparatzzi2013:
Human beings are talking, this South African bingo too is showing up.

Mor0n.
Your mental laziness is very obvious from the fact that u could conclude on my nationality from....yes, nothing. Dude, u need to start using your brains. In other news, I am more Nigerian than u could ever hope to be.
BusinessRe: 1.4trn Fine: MTN Takes Nigerian Government To Court by Dhotseal(m): 8:11pm On Dec 17, 2015
mbhs139:
When you take the two bold part together, isn't that a contradiction and like wanting to eat your cake and have it back?
1. the parties are enjoined to restrain from taking further action until the matter is finally determined
2. Notwithstanding this action, the Company will continue to engage with the Nigerian Authorities to try and ensure an amicable resolution

...and yet you have gone to court...?

I think lawyers, because of what they will eat are the problems of this world. Why not exhaust the 2nd option before going to court.
And your point is?
BusinessRe: 1.4trn Fine: MTN Takes Nigerian Government To Court by Dhotseal(m): 8:09pm On Dec 17, 2015
papparatzzi2013:
It's not their fault.

If NCC had closed them down, they won't be here talking in Zulu.

Were they blind when they were signing the agreement? NCC only implemented what they signed.

The lawyer must be dumb.

Their lines were being used by terrorists, kidnappers and other criminals for fun, despite several warnings from NCC, putting out national security at risk.

NCC should double their fine.
U need some urgent brain surgery to correct your malignant stupidity

Isn't it lawful for a person to turn to the courts to adjudicate where it is deemed necessary. Unlike u, I am surprised MTN waited this long to go to court to challenge the fine.

I think as a matter of urgency, idiots should not be allowed to make comments on important topics like this.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Olunloyo Response To Fani Kayode For Defending Linda Ikeji by Dhotseal(m): 10:59pm On Dec 15, 2015
searchiing4love:
[b]It is now crystal clear that Linda Ikeji's source of wealth is dirty and questionable due to her weak defense on allegations levelled against her concerning the #Dasuki gate scandal. I believe her blogging business is just a smoke screen to cover up her shady deals and political romance with Abuja big wigs. No sane mind would be convinced that linda maintains that life of affluence through selling of ads and blogging. As far as I'm concerned her blog and traffic is over hyped and is no match for Nairaland in publicity and traffic. Judging by traffic, the owner of Nairaland should have bought a private jet if it was easy as Linda portrays it to be. Most people attacked Linda's accusers on ethnic and tribal sentiments forgetting that in every rumor their is an iota of truth. Linda's show off on the newly acquired property in the most expensive area of Lagos on social media is enough reasons why the authorities need to beam their search lights on her. Blogging can never buy you a house in banana island no matter how hard you try to sugar coat your earnings. Don't forget that irrespective of what she earns, she spends money too and also portrays herself as the bread winner of her family meaning more responsibilities on her income. All this responsibilities and assets on that multicolored haggard website in the name of blogginghuh Hell no. I won't be surprised if she is finally implicated in this arms saga. It shall never be well with anyone who benefited from this blood money cos I lost a dear friend in battle early this year and it saddens me to read about these millions and billions flying around sad sad[/b]
Read what u wrote again and then shoot yourself in the head. Thank me later
FamilyRe: It Turns Me On Seeing My Wife Hurt, Sad Or In Pain by Dhotseal(m): 6:02pm On Dec 10, 2015
Daily12:
This might sound obscene to some people, as i do not intend to hurt anyone feelings but i seriously need help. I dont know if i can continue this or not. But i would be short and straight, and i hope you guys can help me. Please

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I married my wife 2 years ago and we were very young. Our parents kind of forced us into it. My dad said i must marry her so that he can cement his friendship and contract with her father. Her own Mum told her she must marry me so that the family business would continue and the name stands since its a joint venture. So, technically, our parents used us both for business! I was only 23 she was just 19 approaching 20. She was 20 the Sunday after our wedding. That is not really the problem here, the problem is I enjoy seeing my wife in pain! It turns me on when she cries or she is sad. It makes me feel closer to her.

And as a result of this, Sometimes i deliberately do things to hurt her feelings. I scold her at every opportunity! I pick a fault in her every action. I complain about everything. I even condemn whatever she does just so she can feel bad and possibly cry. That is my intention. It has become like a drug and i'm an addict. I cannot stay without it.

In fact, sex is not what i want even when we have sex i am aggressive and mean so she can feel excessive pain. It suppose to bother me but it doesn't, it makes me feel happy.

Long story short, I think i am not normal or maybe its a fetish i don;t know but whatever this is, my wife is at the receiving end of it and she is receiving the bad side. Please mature persons, i need your advice. Divorce is impossible, our parents would disown us. so that is why she is still around and i am not surprised she did not file for divorce or report my wicked actions. She is just "Swallowing It" because her father might just disown her or cut her off from his expenses. And same applies to me, i am starting to love her and i dont want to keep on hurting her and i was thinking of ending the marriage so she finds someone better but my mum said she must not hear it and i know my dad wont find it funny. So its impossible to separate from each other and its somehow impossible for the pain she is going through to stop because I am the pain, and i want to fix this.

Thank You all.
In very plain English, you are a sadist!
I don't think you are here cos u want to change your ways,i know you are here to play out your sadistic and sociopathic tendencies. But in case, somewhere in the dark recesses of your very sick mind u find a reason to actually want to change, then God will definitely help u.

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