Matters of deeks and pusee should stop making rounds on the news already. We all get to fukc who we like at one point or the other and some guys definitely learn to stop spending the money they cant afford to lose on girls, unless she's a party to how the account balance got fat in the first place. There are more serious issues concerning politics and economy we all suppose to dey shook eyes into.



Im just saying. This kain tory dey sweet for body

Shibaraba:
If say sniper dey when jumoke go dey fvuck my course mate I for don drink am. But guess what, I'll forever be grateful to jumoke. She opened my eyes onto say no be only one person get punna. Its for everyone. Just nack your own comot there. Thats why when one person dey talk say person na one minute man l just dey laff. Tow tow wey be say dem don dey drill before you reach there and them go still drill after you comot na him you wan kee yourself. For me if possible 10 seconds make I just log in sign signature log out na him sure pass. No matter how you do am you no fit find oil inside am.

Back to the matter,I go still drop transport for her so she go come house make I shine the Congo again. I no fit come dey disturb myself onto heartbreak. The only loyal hole na the one wey my left hand form. Greased with vaseline

You already know.

Someone cannot fall in love with oyinbo in peace again? Like eyin aye, lets take a break from this citizenship and yahoo noise. Lest, we keep denying ourselves the benefits of interracial marriages which I believe can be a factor to help send racism to much deserved grave. Everything no be scam abeg.

studentofTruth:


investing in what exactly? which trusted investment options are out there?
Please, what genuine and trusted investment can someone make with 250k for example?

There is always one investment opportunity or the other lurking around, only if you can open your eyes to see. Let's take agriculture as an example, depending on where you live, there are farmers who need money to grow their business. With 250k, you can strike a deal that might return around 40% to you as profit in say 6 months. You can buy palm oil/ palm kernel oil in the season when it is cheap and resell when it is scarce. If you are lucky and have learnt the ropes about how the trade works, profit can be as high as 100% in less than a year. In fact, there was a time my family business was looking for serious investors that would also be ready to agree to some terms and conditions so that it can register as a plc...

Can't we rid ourselves of these stupid rules and just live as life comes? Must we always find a way to diversify ourselves

jeff1607:


I concur , but it isn't easy

a lot of sacrifices and self denials would be done

As expected.This op being especially lucky to have a partner in success sailing the stormy waters with him. Talk about marriage goals lol.

jeff1607:



it is possible, if one can't manage a small amount , when a larger sum comes he or she will say the same story.

some guys earn 200k monthly but can't boast of any savings and yet they complain it's too small

I completely agree with you with a little addition. Secret101; Saving alone does not make a difference. It is stacking the cash and re-investing that makes the money grow wings.

There is something called little beginnings and it seems most of these others human beings above me don't believe in that.

Well, as for advice, I dont think you should overwork yourself over this issue sir, things as this kind of disagreement have their ways of easing out by themselves without us having to try.

The reason why anybody would piss in public is because of our irresponsible govt and backwardness (economically and socially) o. Were it that surveillance camera abounds everywhere, who will dare?- A crazy, maybe. Also, where are the public toilets? - man sha no go dey piss for body... Reminds me of one time when I was in the company of Americanahs (family) wey visit naija come spot one nigga, wey dey eanestly do hin business for one corner. One of them, a concerned female, like op gasped and almost screamed '50 dollars leleyi fi n sere yi ke', which can be literally translated in pidgin as 'na $50 dis one dey use play so!' Me I was sha quick to remind her say na for naija we dey o...

Maybe you should slow down on the sex part and set your focus(es) on other interesting things there could be about each other. What could those other interesting things be? - I dont know.

Munzy14:
women hustling....

the expression on the child's face be like; Shey dis my mama case never pass skitzo level like this? When you are old and weak, me sef go do shege for you. Then, the mama goes; You never know anything. Untop all the abortion pills wen ah use to terminate your belle, you still do agidi come earth. Yoo ba furo e leemeta

My mom is not the verbal type. When she starts to shake her head and legs and begins to give you a big smile, just know you are done for .

Abara and eekana is loading (slapping and pinching is loading)

Things 1 minutes madness fit cause... hin fit be on top #20 for dia o

What a lady with class! The manner in which the admirer was turned down was just beaut!!

lmao. Big noses are cool because God the almighty must have taken extra time to carefully construct it . Not like the pitiable state of people with diminutive noses which God must have decided to plaster in the face as an after-thought. Nice post from the archives!

Dottune:
So over time there has been this discrepancy towards people who have big noses, in fact people usually make jest of we guys with big noses, you might be thinking does he have a big nose? Obviously I do, otherwise why would I use the word “we”.

Back to the topic, I remember when I was in secondary I used to hate myself and beat myself up for having a big nose, my school mates robbed it all over my face, the girls most especially, neither were the teachers left out. I can remember when our Fine Art teacher humiliated me in front of my juniors by saying I had an “oblong nose”, I felt so embarrassed I almost literally couldn’t look at my junior ones in the eye for like a week.
Well, all that is in the past now because as I grew up I realized it was a blessing rather than curse. So here are the reasons why you should have a big nose:

1. For Easy Recognition – Imagine if you get lost or someone was looking for you, for a very important business deal and he/she is trying to describe you to someone that knows you, but the person knows a lot of people with your name. What do you think the guy trying to hook you up with a deal would remember? Your nose of course, he/she would be like ” AY with the big nose na” and the other person would be like “yesssss!!! I know him.. He stays at….”. The same thing cannot be said for those with small noses, because let’s face it almost everyone has a small nose, even if it’s moderate it would still be regarded as “small”.

2. You’ll be the first to smell Danger: Believe it or not, it has been proven that people with big noses usually know when trouble is brewing, don’t ask me where I read it or how I know, and would either runaway or face it head on. They also know when fire is about to start in a building, this is largely because of the large radius of their nostrils, which gives them an extra smelling sense, thereby enabling them to avert a fire crises before it escalates.


3. After God, you’ll be the only one that ‘Nose’ it all: I’m really serious here with this point, from a research I carried out I was able to deduce that “King Solomon”, the wisest man on planet Earth, must have had a big nose which also contributed to the abundant wisdom God had already given to him.
People with big noses usually “nose all” and are very intelligent, so next time you meet a big #NoseGang member put a “respeq” on the name.

4. They Rarely Cheat on their Partners: Guys and Ladies with big noses rarely on their partners because they find it hard to hurt people, most especially because of the kind of emotional degradation they must have gone through growing up, so they know how it feel to be hurt and wouldn’t want their partners to grow through it. Unlike, their counterparts with “normal nose”, who probably never went through as much humiliation as they did.
It is also important to note that, people with big nose who end up cheating on their partners, are probably the ones who must have cheated on in the past.

5. They’re Usually Successful: You might see this heading and be like ” it is obviously a lie”, but it actually isn’t. People with big nose have very good instincts, their nose usually serves as a “pointer” to tell them what the next successful business is and where the money is going. In fact they can smell a good business venture from miles away and succeed easily in it.

6. They’re Great Cooks and They Don’t Burn Food: People who have big noses, most especially the ladies are very great cooks because their nose tells them how best to cook the food and make it come out great.
They also rarely burn food and this is very important in this “recession” that we are currently going through, just before the food gets burnt their nose is able to detect the change in the aroma of the food and are swift to stop the food or soup from getting burnt.



7. They Can Smell Lies: I’m sure most of y’all reading this must have seen those memes of “I smell Lies”, like the one above. Have you ever wondered why they use people with big nose or use Photoshop to enlarge the nose of the person they use, that’s because they know people with big noses can smell when someone is lying or telling them “busit”.
Try telling your friend with a big nose a lie and see how he or she reacts, in fact their accuracy is better than that of “lie detectors”. The Police, Army, CIA, Special Ops, EFCC and the rest usually employ people with big noses for this their special feature. How do I know this? I’ll take a line from the Dorthraki females on Games of Throne “It is known”.


8. They are Talented: I’ve noticed people with Big noses are really talented and tend to be among the best, if not the best in their various fields.
Here are a few celebrities with big noses: The late Michael Jackson, Psquare, Don Jazzy, Mr IBU and so many other celebrities which we would be listing later.

9. They’re Beautiful and Handsome: As people with Big nose grow up, both the ladies and the guys, their nose begin to sync perfectly with their faces giving them a distinct look different from that of others.

10. They have great sense of smell: I don’t think I need to dwell much on that at all, obviously our big nose gives us that advantage.

These are among the few reasons why you should have a big nose or you should appreciate people with big nose. To the guys with big nose, you should proudly rock it and don’t let anyone demean you because of that. Proudly #NoseGang

Source: http://www.ngjuice.com/reasons-why-you-should-have-a-big-nose/

Mindfulness:


Happens in Naija all the time just that the man is daddy's or even grandpa's age mate.

Lol. That's true! And, that has always been okay because even in the olden days, old men take what they call 'small wives' that they say will be capable of take better care of them than the older hands. So, yeah, girls do that all the time.

If this had happened in Naija, na jazz oh

Life is just for the time being. Humans are no better than cows and beasts were it not for our ability to feel compassion and know good from bad.We just gotta be smart with how we choose to live mehn. We are here to die. Life's a setup!




Mourn for yourself.

This problem no be today o. Ota is the industrial hub of Ogun state and you expect effluents from different industries. When you add that to the fact that the place is prone to flooding by itself during the rainy season and the fact that the drainages are shallow, deplorable state of the road for a place that is heavily industrialized adjoining this, coupled with the dirty no dey kill african man attitude of the masses, wetin you expect if not omi yale? Wetin improper town planning dey cause for this country eh!

lexy2014:


Is that u in ur dp or is it a painting?

OR she might simply have a small coochie. Pusssiee they said, get size.

Safiaa:
Ok, understood. But this has nothing to do with what im trying to say, because I'm not an advocate of promiscuity. I'm just trying to lay down the facts of the female body. Thats all.

Minister of pusssie and dick affairs, I hail o. It is common for medical practitioners to underplay issues that should not be an issue in the first place just to get people to stop worrying about them. While it is true that the vaginal walls has the ability to contract and expand just like a rubber and might lose shape overtime as a result of the wear and tear of childbirth and the body gradually losing its ability to keep the muscles together which might come with age, no true survey, to the best of my knowledge, has been conducted to disavow the myth of the effect of the frequency of sex, as well as the size of the male member on the integrity of the vaginal muscles. However, what I do know as a fact is that the human body and the way it reacts to stimuli cannot be generalized. What works for A, might not work well with B and that opens the floor for moderation, which is where we can play on a level ground.

Emycord:
cite examples of elites with sympathy for the common man. if you show me one , then we will dig up his/her history and you will find only that he/she is a self made man/woman

Of course, elites can be self-made...