₦airaland Forum

Good riddance to bad rubbish!!
So Wike has been running Rivers state from Abuja.
What a greedy drunkard!
No wonder he's friends the bulaba crooner.

jiz:
Hypocrite that love wike more than his state. Loyalty to the state first.

I doubt if it's hypocrisy or them loving Wike more than their state. At this point, resignation is the only option they have left. If given the chance, some of them will choose to side with the governor but the governor won't want to keep them in his cabinet because they may become moles and work against him from within.

And she was even speaking in tongues.
Rada rada.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

bigpicture001:
this is so much as to the ratio of 8:2. this is a well paying sector of the economy and guyz also hustle for jobs and again there as much men as graduate as there are ladies..

...but why are our banks employee sex discrimination so high and alarming to the very unbalanced ratio...?

any reason people..?

It's simple.
Banks deal with money.
Between men and women, who're more attracted to money?

tesppidd:


Wike eyes go soon clear.. This is not Rivers state where he reigned as emperor and had political jobbers and ass-kissers all over the place.

He needs to relax, he is only the FCT Minister and not the Governor of Abuja.

He needs to be sensitive to the yearnings of the common people of Abuja, not patronizing Judges and renovating VP residence for 15 Billion.

Wike will be demystified, he will be humbled.

Unfortunately, the FCT minister is the governor of Abuja.
What the protesters don't know is that Wike is doing exactly what Tinubu's government has set out to do.
Just that he's too blunt in his doings.

greggng:
Stop talking like this ..life is too sweet ..if a gun is pointed on your head you will prefer they kill your mum than for you to die

Every parent who love their child would die for their child to live if necessary.
Life is sweet. Enjoy it when you have the chance. Once you die, no one gives a fxcking fxck.
Eat. Drink. Party.
When you die, people will do even more than that.

There's nothing special about people dying.
If I die, throw my corpse in the morgue and get a replacement for me within 2 hours if possible.
I hate vacuums!
Most of the people who mourn the dead are actually pretending.
Live your life to the fullest when you have the chance.

Uchesco01:
Where come the remaining?
Are you saying the over 700 other delegates from Nigeria were sponsored by non governmental agencies. Do they have more stake than government or is this another lie from APC. Please where is Lie Mohammed?

Lai Moh'd is hibernating somewhere in Ogbomosho with his concubine.
Obviously, his lying skills are just child's play compared to what the present gov't is churning out.

And it made front page on nairaland?
Hello Seun Osewa!

Dtruthspeaker:
You wey fear hell so tay if you see dog una dey die or okada wave small una don off! You dey deceive yourself

No be hell we dey fear. Na heaven whe we dey we no wan comot.
I eat what I like.
I travel to wherever I want.
I buy whatever clothes I want.
My boyfriend f*cks me well and I c*m fantastically.
I drive very good cars and live in a posh place.
Which other heaven would I crave for?

Subsidy is still being paid and collected.
Just that the beneficiaries are now determined by the presidency.

gameova:
Try placing your hand in a burning gas cooker fire for just 10 seconds, imagine the pain? Worse still, remember the Aluu 4 boys that where burnt to death in 2012, remember their agony? Now we are meant to believe that a loving God will place his priced creation in a place of everlasting fire burning for all eternity with no form of escape because of finite transgressions and not believing in the death of his son? Even Hitler or the worse human in all history doesn't deserve such punishment.

Christians please make it make sense. Thanks

Christianity: All unbelievers (at least 68% of the world population) will go to hell. That doesn't include those who claim to be christians but do not do the will of the christian god (I can bet that more than 98% of "christians" fall in this category, including GOs and bishops).

Islam: All unbelievers (at least 74% of the world population) will go to hell. That doesn't include those who claim to be muslims but refuse to kill for the islamic allah (I can bet that more than 98% of "muslims" fall in this category, including imams and sheiks).

Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Must everyone live in Lagos?
Which kind of rubbish is this!

These ones talking are yet to receive the latest prayer points from Akpabio.
Watch as they'll sing another song the moment they get alert!

They should open another office in Badagry.
Just go with your bags, collect your passport and cross over.

Kaa4:
The way this Senate is getting involved in business investigations is nuseating. Can't an investigator in the real of that CBN investigator be set up to do a thorough and professional work?

They aren't investigating nothing.
They're simply hustling.
At the end of their hustle, at least half of the 120 B naira will land on the senators' laps and the case will die a natural death.

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!


That's why am avoiding most companies begging me with huge amount to be their ambassador, their credibility is more important to me than the millions am being offered



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27magJz5UM?si=Nl03jde441qKPUZQ

Who dash this one cheap kaikai.

femicyrus:
I appreciated 3 officers at 3 different table compulsorily before and after capturing.
I am talking about a week ago.
You can imagine the total cost implication.
I thought the CCTV camera I saw in one of the offices will prevent corruption but na lie.
They collected it

The CCTV records only what they want it to record.
The office I went to has "NO PHONES OR RECORDERS ALLOWED" boldly pasted on the walls.
They even seized a lady's phone, saying she wants to record them.
The rot is unimaginable.
I just hope this minister will take complains seriously when they start pouring in.

FuckingMachine:
Any guarantee that the immigration officers will not frustrate those that come for the 5min biometrics?

None.
But I can guarantee you that they'll still ask you to "bless" them, "appreciate" the office or "smile at them with your hands" at the point of DIV aka interview and after biometrics.
Those who refused to appreciate, bless or smile often have their passport information not sent for production or the production centre will always run out paper when it gets to producing your own.
I'm typing from experience.

In Papi's voice:
"What a smart move!"

735i:
This is the scariest part oh. Repayments will start after he leaves government. How his supporters can't see that their principal is a criminal amazes me...

They see it.
They know it.
They've always known it.
They're just too ashamed to admit it publicly.
It takes superb intelligence to come out and denounce what you once supported.

WhisperedNoise:
Of what benefit is a wash-a-thon?? Someone please enlighten me.

She's getting ready to break into the laundry biz.
The future is bright for the young lady.

overall90:
1 billion dollars loan
Does it mean that Nigeria is no longer earning revenue?
And how are all these loans going to be repayed

The loan has an 8 years moratorium.
Tinubu has already started spending money that Nigeria will make in 2031 (when he must have left office).
As it stands, politicians have spent Nigeria's money for at least 15 years ahead!!
They borrow money to make forex available.
They'll inject forex into the "economy". The naira will appreciate against the dollar.
They sell the dollars to themselves.
Then they allow the naira crash again and their accumulated dollars have higher naira equivalents.
They'll withdraw in naira, borrow again to strengthen the naira. Buy back the borrowed dollars, allow the naira to crash and they cash out again.
And the cycle continues!

It's wedding that's affected not the marriage.
They should go and start their marriage in peace.

Stupid people.
They want to fast and pray for their legitimately earned wages to be paid.
What a joke.
No wonder they keep praying to the god of Israel to fight their battles for them while Israel fights her own battles with modern weapons and defence systems.

PuZZyNegro:
I traveled from Lagos to Port Harcourt to see my future in laws family. My girl wasn't around as she's still in Lagos schooling.

I went there with a family member and got them some items like shortcake biscuits and juice.

They offered us food and we ate. After the meeting and normal questioning, we were set to go when surprisingly, this people brought out two loaves of bread and gave us. I told them that the food we ate was enough, that we don't need the bread.

We haven't even gone far when my girl started texting me on WhatsApp angrily asking me why I rejected her mother's gift. That she gave it out of love, this and that.

I told her that bread is the wrongest gift the mother could give me. I am supposed to buy them bread and not the one way round. I intentionally refused to buy bread for them because I assumed bread is an everyday food that people buy and eat, so I decided to go with the package biscuits instead and here they are offering me bread.

If it were something produced locally by them like coconut or something, I can understand but bread?

Please, did I do anything wrong rejecting the bread?

You did the right thing by rejecting the gift of bread. Are they sending you to the last supper?
Like who does that!!
Are they saying that you can't afford to buy bread?
Of all the things they could have given you, it's bread they chose?
C'mon guys, that's wrong na.
@OP, you did well to reject the offer.
Now put your left hand on your head and repeat after me:
"I have messed up big time and I need deliverance"
You better go back to PH, lie flat on the ground and apologize to those people for that nonsense you did.

AbuTwins:
It's hightime government look into this oil theft holistically.

Government can not look into nada because government is the thief.
Know this and know peace.
As for the destroyed crude, they are just deceiving themselves and some ignorant people.
Customs, immigration, Navy, NDLEA do not destroy seized items.
They sell them off and destroy the container along with a few expired items from their storage facilities.
That boat you see on fire will burn without the crude.
It's their way and it's very difficult to catch them because they have a "seize and destroy" mandate and everyone who is in the know of their practices get a share of the returns.

bamvik:
I need an illustration or an example of these passage from bible scholars.

"Psalms 23:5: "Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies"

You are not supposed to pray that your enemies should die.
Pray for them to live long so that they'll see the blessings that your God will give to you.

spirul77:
In recent events, the story of J Boogy, a transgender individual in Nigeria, has surfaced, highlighting the challenges faced by individuals making personal choices in a society often quick to judge. After undergoing a liposuction surgery that resulted in severe health complications, J Boogy is now battling acute kidney problems.

However, what's disheartening is not just the medical struggle but the storm of criticism and insults directed towards J Boogy. People from various walks of life, including individuals engaged in activities society deems "morally wrong," have been vocal in their condemnation. Yet, in this moment, it's crucial to underscore a simple truth: nobody is perfect.

The tendency to point fingers, especially from those engaged in activities considered socially unacceptable, raises pertinent questions. Why do we, as a society, reserve our harshest judgments for those whose choices differ from our own? Why do we feel entitled to criticize someone else's lifestyle when our own lives might not align with conventional norms?

Of all the places I've been to on earth Nigerians are the most hypocritical, what makes adulterers, prostitutes, gossips, liars, arm robbers, cultists etc thinks they are better than the j boogy still baffles me.

One thing everybody should know is "na the same market all of us dey, but na different type of things all of us dey sell"

RIP to J Boogy in advance.
I hate rubbish.
Mind you, the P in the RIP is not for peace.
If you don't like it, go to court!!

Watch as ChatGPT begins to misbehave now.
Co-founder fired, CEO fired.
Who does that!!

RIP in advance.
I hate rubbish!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

The celebrant is likely a nutritionist.
Balanced diet things.