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RomanceRe: Look At The Old Apology Letter A Twitter User's Mom Wrote To His Father In 1993. by DICKstractor: 12:25am On Oct 25, 2021
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The Golden pen from the basket of love started a long time ago


That was the time where love was true not now wey every body dey find who to use
EducationRe: Twitter User Reveals Letter His Mom Wrote To His Dad Way Back 1993 by DICKstractor: 12:23am On Oct 25, 2021
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The Golden pen from the basket of love started a long time ago
TravelRe: Meet The Nigerian Who Built Nigerian Village In USA, And His Reason For It by DICKstractor: 12:46am On Oct 24, 2021
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Will the village have village people?
If it doesn't, it's not a complete replica
TravelRe: Brasilia, Brazil Beautiful Views From The Sky(photos) by DICKstractor: 12:28am On Oct 24, 2021
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I love Brazzerszil

If not for anything, their women. I love how wild and adventurous they are.

Their woman is more of a tourist attraction than the country
FamilyRe: Please Help! My 3 Years Old Niece Can't Talk Properly by DICKstractor: 12:20am On Oct 24, 2021
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Leave that little girl alone


You say she says unreasonable things. The same way her words look like binary to you that's the same way your words sounds like encrypted code to her
RomanceRe: Let's Talk And Rub Minds: What's Your Biggest Fear ? by DICKstractor: 12:14am On Oct 24, 2021
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Marrying a Nigerian girl
CelebritiesRe: 26-year-old Man In Kano State Tagged Himself For Sale 20 Million Naira by DICKstractor: 12:02am On Oct 24, 2021
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Why would you sell your whole body when you can choose just one to sell

From research(Google) (U. S as case study)

A
Heart cost $1 million
Liver cost $557,000 and
Kidney, $262,000

Worthy mentions
Human skin $10 per inch
Stomach $500
Eyeballs, 1500 each


I say make I update una
RomanceRe: When you come across any Lady With the Entitlement Mentality, tell her this. by DICKstractor: 9:32am On Oct 23, 2021
Richywiz:
the act of giving is something you men should learn.

You should give to your women if you have, you could ignore the giving if she felt its her right to collect from you.
It may necessarily not be money, you could also give gifts like bracelet, most people give money cos they don't know what to buy for their women.

Currently, my man showers me with gifts, I always give him too, though he gives more due to his financial muscle.

Sometimes I just see something which I feel will be good on him and I buy it for him, other times i buy things for myself and feel i should buy two and give hime one.
You shouldn't be a miser cos she is a lady
I guess boxers and singlets
Forum GamesRe: Keep A Word Drop A Word by DICKstractor: 12:42am On Oct 21, 2021
Good morning
Morning erection
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Hypes Naira Marley During Sermon, Says he's smart Despite Smoking Weed by DICKstractor: 12:26am On Oct 20, 2021
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Pastor na Marlian
True true, naira Marley get sense Sha
He smokes weed religiously to meet the most high
Twale
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Man Brutalizes His Daughter After He Discovered She Was A Lesbian by DICKstractor: 3:32pm On Oct 09, 2021
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Raising children this days is becoming harder. You are out there trying your best to incure good behaviors in them, while the society they live in exposes them to dirty things


shocked

Best way to lead her to the right path if she's of age is to introduce her to a good dickling
EducationRe: SA Boy, 19, Burns Teenage Girlfriend Alive After Stabbing Her 25 Times by DICKstractor: 3:26pm On Oct 09, 2021
SA, home of drugs, women and crime
TV/MoviesRe: 'Squid Game' Is So Intense Its Director Lost 6 Teeth During Production (Photos) by DICKstractor: 1:16am On Oct 09, 2021
adamskutty:
share pls. Where u download am from?
Visit netnaija dot com.

I'd have suggested o2tvseries dot com but netnaija have a dual audio (Korean and English) and a better movie quality plus subtitles
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Undergoing Knee Surgery In London by DICKstractor: 11:55pm On Oct 08, 2021
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70years old man, go and rest. Leave power alone
CelebritiesRe: Chiwetalu Agu On His Arrest: My Attire Is Not Biafra; It's 'Rising Sun' (Video) by DICKstractor: 11:25am On Oct 08, 2021
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This soldiers don't know who they are dealing with. A man that can wipe a whole lineage just by snapping his fingers
HealthRe: She Throws Up After Sex by DICKstractor: 9:27am On Oct 07, 2021
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Stop feeding her your cum
PoliticsRe: How False Alarm Threw Owerri Into Panic Mode by DICKstractor: 12:59pm On Oct 05, 2021
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False information run faster than a man having running stomach going to a toilet


The kind run wey we run for owerri yesterday, I no Wan try am again
RomanceRe: Guys, Which Of These Lady's Complexions Do You Prefer? (Pictures) by DICKstractor:
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My love for dark slim BUTTiful ladies knows no competition


I'm a booty boy but if you bring boobs for me too, rugged you
TV/MoviesRe: Whitemoney's Strategy Analysed by DICKstractor: 12:54pm On Oct 05, 2021
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Omo, see script
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady Mourns Her Aunty Who Died During Brazilian Butt Lift Procedure by DICKstractor: 2:05am On Oct 03, 2021
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She ASSassinated herself
RomanceRe: What Do You Think Of Girls With Pot Belle? by DICKstractor: 9:25am On Oct 01, 2021
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That doesn't make them less of a human













But I'm not attracted to them
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Shine Ya Eye: 10 Life Lessons To Learn From The Season 6 by DICKstractor: 9:17am On Oct 01, 2021
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Trash...
No be only life lesson.
CrimeRe: Invictus Obi: Website Mentioned In His Recent Interview Was Created Last Month. by DICKstractor: 7:02pm On Sep 30, 2021
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Same way a drug lord will be in prison and controlling sone top drug sells might be the same way a fraudster might be controlling some defrauding scheme
RomanceRe: Man Catches Wife Sleeping With Her Male Colleague In Their Home (video) by DICKstractor: 6:56pm On Sep 30, 2021
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I think marriage this days should be on contract basis. Just like in football, there should be a release clause and also market value


Like when you get tired of your spouse, you put her up on the transfer market and other people that have an eye on tasting her kpekus can come forward and purchase it legally, pleasing all parties involved.

This way, there will be no fight, no need of recording or coming back from work to see your suppose spouse giving your colleague that took a sick leave cow girl or reverse cowgirl style
CrimeRe: See What A Yahoo Plus Ritualist Placed At A Junction In Delta State. by DICKstractor: 6:53pm On Sep 30, 2021
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Tomorrow, your morning devotion will contain the line "give us this day, our daily bread"


Now you've seen daily bread in the most unlikely places, you say na yahoo boys keep am.

Oya shit, go house na
Christianity EtcRe: Reactions As Nigerian Clergywoman Warns Her Members Against Eating "Draw Soup" ( by DICKstractor: 6:47pm On Sep 30, 2021
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I didn't watch this video but right now I feel like eating draw soup with correct fresh fufu
RomanceRe: I Had Sex With Her But I Didn’t Know That It Will Come Out That Way ! by DICKstractor: 6:45pm On Sep 30, 2021
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Iron sharpenth Iron. Have sex with her again unprotected and watch how T cancels T.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Catches Wife Sleeping With Her Male Colleague In Their Home (video) by DICKstractor: 6:43pm On Sep 30, 2021
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I think marriage this days should be on contract basis. Just like in football, there should be a release clause and also market value


Like when you get tired of your spouse, you put her up on the transfer market and other people that have an eye on tasting her kpekus can come forward and purchase it legally, pleasing all parties involved.

This way, there will be no fight, no need of recording or coming back from work to see your suppose spouse giving your colleague that took a sick leave cow girl or reverse cowgirl style
CrimeRe: Man Catches Wife Sleeping With Her Male Colleague In Their Home (video) by DICKstractor:
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I think marriage these days should be on contract basis. Just like in football, there should be a release clause and also market value


Like when you get tired of your spouse, you put her up on the transfer market and other people that have an eye on tasting her kpekus can come forward and purchase it legally, pleasing all parties involved.

This way, there will be no fight, no need of recording or coming back from work to see your suppose spouse giving your colleague that took a sick leave cow girl or reverse cowgirl style
Foreign AffairsRe: Missing Drunk Man Joins His OWN Search Party Until He Hears Them Call His Name(p by DICKstractor: 6:30pm On Sep 30, 2021
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I think this is similar to the case where we are searching for an item and later realize that it have been in our hands all along
CrimeRe: Court Denies Woman Who Tortured Her Househelp In Abia Bail by DICKstractor: 4:43pm On Sep 30, 2021
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If the heart of man is full of wickedness, I wonder what the heart of a woman is full of


#Spits
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Villarreal (2 - 1) On 29th September 2021 by DICKstractor: 3:38pm On Sep 29, 2021
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Small challenge for the Europa league champions

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