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![]() The Golden pen from the basket of love started a long time ago That was the time where love was true not now wey every body dey find who to use |
![]() The Golden pen from the basket of love started a long time ago |
![]() Will the village have village people? If it doesn't, it's not a complete replica |
] ![]() I love Bra If not for anything, their women. I love how wild and adventurous they are. Their woman is more of a tourist attraction than the country |
![]() Leave that little girl alone You say she says unreasonable things. The same way her words look like binary to you that's the same way your words sounds like encrypted code to her |
![]() Marrying a Nigerian girl |
![]() Why would you sell your whole body when you can choose just one to sell From research(Google) (U. S as case study) A Heart cost $1 million Liver cost $557,000 and Kidney, $262,000 Worthy mentions Human skin $10 per inch Stomach $500 Eyeballs, 1500 each I say make I update una |
Richywiz:I guess boxers and singlets |
Good morningMorning erection |
![]() Pastor na Marlian True true, naira Marley get sense Sha He smokes weed religiously to meet the most high Twale |
![]() Raising children this days is becoming harder. You are out there trying your best to incure good behaviors in them, while the society they live in exposes them to dirty things Best way to lead her to the right path if she's of age is to introduce her to a good dickling |
SA, home of drugs, women and crime |
adamskutty:Visit netnaija dot com. I'd have suggested o2tvseries dot com but netnaija have a dual audio (Korean and English) and a better movie quality plus subtitles |
![]() 70years old man, go and rest. Leave power alone |
![]() This soldiers don't know who they are dealing with. A man that can wipe a whole lineage just by snapping his fingers |
![]() Stop feeding her your cum |
![]() False information run faster than a man having running stomach going to a toilet The kind run wey we run for owerri yesterday, I no Wan try am again |
![]() My love for dark slim BUTTiful ladies knows no competition I'm a booty boy but if you bring boobs for me too, rugged you |
![]() Omo, see script |
![]() She ASSassinated herself |
![]() That doesn't make them less of a human But I'm not attracted to them |
![]() Trash... No be only life lesson. |
![]() Same way a drug lord will be in prison and controlling sone top drug sells might be the same way a fraudster might be controlling some defrauding scheme |
undecided I think marriage this days should be on contract basis. Just like in football, there should be a release clause and also market value Like when you get tired of your spouse, you put her up on the transfer market and other people that have an eye on tasting her kpekus can come forward and purchase it legally, pleasing all parties involved. This way, there will be no fight, no need of recording or coming back from work to see your suppose spouse giving your colleague that took a sick leave cow girl or reverse cowgirl style |
![]() Tomorrow, your morning devotion will contain the line "give us this day, our daily bread" Now you've seen daily bread in the most unlikely places, you say na yahoo boys keep am. Oya shit, go house na |
![]() I didn't watch this video but right now I feel like eating draw soup with correct fresh fufu |
![]() Iron sharpenth Iron. Have sex with her again unprotected and watch how T cancels T. |
undecided I think marriage this days should be on contract basis. Just like in football, there should be a release clause and also market value Like when you get tired of your spouse, you put her up on the transfer market and other people that have an eye on tasting her kpekus can come forward and purchase it legally, pleasing all parties involved. This way, there will be no fight, no need of recording or coming back from work to see your suppose spouse giving your colleague that took a sick leave cow girl or reverse cowgirl style |
![]() I think marriage these days should be on contract basis. Just like in football, there should be a release clause and also market value Like when you get tired of your spouse, you put her up on the transfer market and other people that have an eye on tasting her kpekus can come forward and purchase it legally, pleasing all parties involved. This way, there will be no fight, no need of recording or coming back from work to see your suppose spouse giving your colleague that took a sick leave cow girl or reverse cowgirl style |
![]() I think this is similar to the case where we are searching for an item and later realize that it have been in our hands all along |
![]() If the heart of man is full of wickedness, I wonder what the heart of a woman is full of #Spits |
![]() Small challenge for the Europa league champions |
