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He was trying to revive his manhood by pouring in anointed sperm into the woman's body


But why is he still with his manhood. Cut it off. It have over lived its usefulness

Viewing centre and comments from man u fans on Manchester united official page

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Everything will return to default setting

I don't want a repeat of what happen today to happen again
Imagine wema bank invited Davido over sudden influx of money in his account.

My 100 naira put Davido into trouble and I won't want that for any human

Children. They might be practicing what they see on TV.

For your peace of mind and your resources, choose a girl that's madly in love with you. She'll make everything easy for you


I've been there and I know that

You can't do anything to government pikin like bandit

Joebayo217:
even when man u no dey in form Dem dey beat psg combination of d trophy wey man city and Chelsea won no reach man u. U just dey talk rubbish

Even bottom teams beat big six. That's no big deal. It's football for you

Idleness made my chase one girl for almost 1 year during the covid-19 era. She was responsive and everything. She rejected my offer. Thank God she did cause I got to realize that I was just catching cruise with her because of idleness


How I reacted? I picked up my d*ck and gave to her friend that knew the worth

I'm a good person. An introverted gee


I fall in love easily and also loss interest almost immediately. I can't trade my space for anything


Dont fall in love with me.

I have a tender spot in my heart for animals that are considered creepy in Nigeria


I'll like getting an owl and a cat for a pet.

No gift


Every year... "Today a king is born"

SmartGadgetz:
I pray for justice for the indicted.
141 year's imprisonment is tooo much for drugs trafficking offence.

114 years is not for one person. It's for the 6 people combine

verybadmouth:
This is how she'll look in 114 years time from now.
Biaclowns.

You read the write up at all?

People are still denying it here on nairaland


I don't blame judas Iscariot for selling out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver because BMC sold their conscience in the naira equivalence


No amount is too small for a zombie

When I hear dating sites, I picture hookups and scamming

Statistics is my kryptonite

Make una stop this rubbish. We have moved on

Life's like a game of chess, changing with every move. Sometimes, it doesn't go your way but that doesn't mean it'll always be that way.


As far as there's life, there's hope


Dont let anything shake the strength of the black man in you


Keep your heads up, you can't never drown

Op, that snake looks harmless. Worse comes to worst, it stings you to death. Nothing much


We should try and preserve our wildlife. You see how dragons and dinosaurs are folklores, I don't want snakes to go same route

You beat her for doing the right thing
In as much as our lecturers acts like demigods but our students sometimes hates them because they want them to follow standard process



Like in my Alma Mata, any lecturer that demands next to perfection is seen as a saddist

You beat her for doing the right thing
In as much as our lecturers acts like demigods but our students sometimes hates them because they want them to follow standard process



Like in my Alma Mata, any lecturer that demands next to perfection is seen as a saddist

You beat her for doing the right thing


In as much as our lecturers acts like demigods but our students sometimes hates them because they want them to follow standard process


Like in my Alma Mata, any lecturer that demands next to perfection is seen as a saddist

Video or I don't believe it

MaddAMU, rest abeg

Dont marry her bro
Don't marry her

From the kind of news we see here on nairaland every day on paternity fraud, I've come to the conclusion that, in this generation, a child has no father until he is born and DNA test done


What if the child is your boss' or another colleague's. Oh, you think you are the only one enjoying the cookies? Let me tell you now, kpekus is an accommodating bottomless pit. E no dey discriminate.


Wait and do DNA. You'd be surprised when the child is born, he will look like the security guy




Office romance gone sour

BMC are very lucky people. I heard they will be paying lower in every thing

They are given a special identity card. When the go to buy gas, the flash it on the face of the operator like when an FBI agent shows you his barge. The gas operator immediately sell for them on a special price


Same goes for when they go to buy foodstuff, or when nepa come for their bill

The only goat I know is the one young boys killed and Leicester fried with King Power oil

Thank you Op.

Let me just know this incase them ask for exam cos right now Danfo is still comfortable for me

Watch porn with her and try to put prick in her mouth while she's sleeping. She'll definitely bite it off. I think that's wild enough

Special Agent Fashola. Only a man blessed with the sight of the gods can display what Fashola saw that day


A detective in the making


I call him, eyes of the gods