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SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup Hopes Take Hit As Serbia Shock Portugal To Win Gro by DICKstractor: 12:43am On Nov 15, 2021
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No maguire and Ole to blame. Let's all blame the commentator
BusinessRe: Sani Dangote Is Dead! Vice President, Dangote Group Dies by DICKstractor: 12:41am On Nov 15, 2021
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Goodnight sir


Life is like a roller-coaster. It keep spinning until it's your turn to get off
SportsRe: Man Utd Working Hard To Persuade Zidane To Replace Solskjaer by DICKstractor: 10:33pm On Nov 14, 2021
berrystunn:
Chelsea and man city how many champion league?? Cup

Man united have how many ? Cup

Sick fingers
Yhen yhen

Manchester united how many European cups combine. You talk as if man u won 100 ucl

We are talking about current squad now, you are bringing up cup
RomanceRe: Please Help!! My Girlfriend Can't Change From This Habit. by DICKstractor:
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Tell her to put her shits together

If habit persist, stop her from shitting in you house


If shit catch her, let her run home to offload her bomb or find a nearby bush where she doesn't have to flush
EducationRe: Guess The Subject by DICKstractor: 10:04pm On Nov 14, 2021
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Intro Tech and business study
SportsRe: Man Utd Working Hard To Persuade Zidane To Replace Solskjaer by DICKstractor: 9:52pm On Nov 14, 2021
Angelfrost:
Depleted what?!! One of the top 6 teams in the whole of Europe... Lol! Talk another thing abeg!!! grin
Man city
Liverpool
Chelsea
Bayern
Psg
Real Madrid


Which team will Manchester united displace as a top 6 team in Europe
RomanceRe: Woman Laid To Rest In A P.enis Shaped Casket For Serving The Community Well by DICKstractor: 1:09pm On Nov 14, 2021
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She must have died in active service
RomanceRe: My Ex Doesn't Want To Let Me Rest Despite Me Being Married by DICKstractor: 1:05pm On Nov 14, 2021
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Okafor's law is playing out.


Dont blame her. You know, you can't teach kpekus, the prick to love
FamilyRe: Her Parents Sponsored Our Wedding, Should I Be Worried. by DICKstractor: 1:00pm On Nov 14, 2021
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Person put sugar for your mouth, you talk say, you no want, say e too sweet
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man In US Weds His White Bride In Beautiful Traditional Wears (Video) by DICKstractor:
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Secured future


There's a difference between marrying an asset and a fvcking liability


If you don't get it, forgrrrit
RomanceRe: I Told My Girlfriend That I Needed A Break, Did I Do Wrong by DICKstractor: 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2021
tomtomastom4:
This is exactly what my cousin told me.
That if she can't see reason with me, I should let her be and stay focused.
True bro

Secure your future first. There are alot of girls out there incase she doesn't see reason with you
RomanceRe: Why Should A Man Give Money To A Girl That He’s Not Married To Or Sexing? by DICKstractor: 12:01am On Nov 14, 2021
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Yes


The girl must be your sister or relatives
RomanceRe: I Told My Girlfriend That I Needed A Break, Did I Do Wrong by DICKstractor: 11:23pm On Nov 13, 2021
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In all your confusion, always choose your business before her
RomanceRe: I Told My Girlfriend That I Needed A Break, Did I Do Wrong by DICKstractor: 11:23pm On Nov 13, 2021
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In all your confusion, always choose your business before her
BusinessRe: Was This Lady A Scammer Or It Simply A Bank Erro, I'm Confused Pls Help by DICKstractor: 5:39pm On Nov 13, 2021
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RomanceRe: Help-my Girlfriend Said I'm Gonna Regret It If I Ever Break Her Heart by DICKstractor: 5:31pm On Nov 13, 2021
Cashsteady:
She said with an evil laugh what she would do I won't like it
How does evil laugh sound
HealthRe: Help I'm Having Pains In One Of My Tooth! by DICKstractor: 5:23pm On Nov 13, 2021
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Who is a dentist?


noun
den·​tist | \ ˈden-təst\


According to merriam Webster dictionary;

A dentist is one who is skilled in and licensed to practice the prevention, diagnosis, and treatment of diseases, injuries, and malformations of the teeth, jaws, and mouth and who makes and inserts false teeth



Examples
I saw her at the dentist last week.

He goes to the dentist's for a check-up every six months.



If you don't get it, forgerrit
RomanceRe: Help-my Girlfriend Said I'm Gonna Regret It If I Ever Break Her Heart by DICKstractor: 5:20pm On Nov 13, 2021
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What do you want us to help you do

Warn your girlfriend?
Help you break the curse?
Help you break up peacefully?

Or

Tell you it's just a mere threat?
Christianity EtcRe: Longest Lunar Eclipse Of The Century: Warning To Biden Not To Divide Jerusalem by DICKstractor: 3:59pm On Nov 13, 2021
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I'd have been shocked if Righteousness2 doesn't comment immediately after holiness post


Holiness account is for posting and catching cruise
Righteousness2 is for preaching
HealthRe: My Friend Is Sleeping At Odd Time Please Help by DICKstractor: 3:56pm On Nov 13, 2021
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He need to rest. Body no be firewood
CrimeRe: Fraudster Bought Goods Worth Of N83,000 With Fake Transfer In Abuja - Picture by DICKstractor: 3:51pm On Nov 13, 2021
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I would have said this is Slawormir; the damn nigga guy but he assured us that he doesn't do local



But does the words of a fraudster hold water?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would You Do If You Accidentally Found A Bag Of Money by DICKstractor: 3:42pm On Nov 13, 2021
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Nobody misplaces money these days even accidentally. This regime made every body careful
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would You Do If You Accidentally Found A Bag Of Money by DICKstractor: 3:42pm On Nov 13, 2021
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When we have accident, we learn to live with it, no matter how terrible it is


So, I'll live with it if I accidentally see it


Shea, you grab?
HealthRe: Please Help Me, I Just Noticed Something On My Skin by DICKstractor: 3:23pm On Nov 13, 2021
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Reduce your kpekus intact to the barest minimum.
Thank me later
AutosRe: What's The Longest Time You Ever Spent In Traffic? by DICKstractor: 3:18pm On Nov 13, 2021
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1hr+ before Supreme Governor constructed traffic light in owerri
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Men See Marriage As Bondage? by DICKstractor: 3:14pm On Nov 13, 2021
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Yes, it's bondage

Only the responsibilities alone can make you run mad and the marriage bond age
CelebritiesRe: 2Face Idibia Celebrates His Wife, Annie On Her 37th Birthday (Photos) by DICKstractor:
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It's funny how people praise Tubaba for his emotional maturity

I say to them, you can't date tons of women and you won't know how to control them and your emotions

Tubaba just attained that level.



Happy birthday Annie-baba
AgricultureRe: The Puff Adder My Workers Killed On My Yam Farm (Pictures) by DICKstractor: 1:37pm On Nov 13, 2021
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The mistake people make is creating a snake thread without showing the before and after of the snake in the pot
RomanceRe: She Is Into Runs Should I Still Marry Her? by DICKstractor: 1:34pm On Nov 13, 2021
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When olosho Wan retire, they find a SIMPle God fearing guy for a husband

I Don talk finish
HealthRe: Lady Who Did 'Natural Pink Lips' Procedure Cries As Her Lip Enlarges (Pix,Video) by DICKstractor: 1:11pm On Nov 13, 2021
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There's always an advantage to every misfortune. With this big lips, she can comfortably accommodate BBCs. Her blwj*b skills will surely improve and her mates in oloshoism will never see her back. She'll never run out of customer because she offers extra services that her mates don't.


Show me a man that won't come back for more after being blown with this kpomo lips and I'll tell you the need for a "p and k" in psychology and knife respectively



My advice to her, make good use of your kanda lips. It's pretty for a s*x doll
AgricultureRe: Another Snake Killed, Still On My Yam Farm After The First One This Morning by DICKstractor: 12:59pm On Nov 13, 2021
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Op, you need to be banned forever from this forum. You killed a snake, open a thread to show us pictures without converting the snake from solar energy to heat energy and the chemical energy stored in the food, you then convert it to kinetic energy

Taking lala as the constant


What am I saying

But

This crime is worst than assassination of top government bodies. You can't be forgiven
RomanceRe: Miss Bum Bum Contestants Bring Traffic To A Stand Still In Thong Bikinis-18+ by DICKstractor: 12:55pm On Nov 13, 2021
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Booty boy like me won't get tired of smashing those ass*s

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