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The worst is YoungRay007
He just hate people for little things that don't matter

Do you want to help in washing them?


E be like say you Sabi wash undies very well

Why not open a laundry specially for undies washing

My verdict: You grew up in the midst of girls and you were mummy's boy


You forgot to add "tragic movies make you cry"


But don't worry after Nigerian and Nigerian girls have dealt with you, tears will be far from your eyes

Op wants to know if it safe to immediately prepare snake pepper soup with it


Op, just cut the head off and go and have a nice sumptuous meal. Make sure to wash it down with Life or legend. I promise you, it goes well with snake meat. Ask lala


We've seen people eat worse meats here; big rats, small rats (picture snapped at close range to make it appear big), monitor lizard, monkey, etc. So nothing go do you if you chop snake

So you woke up by 5:49am to post this. You are really dedicated in this job.

I don't have much to say but I'll remind you what lady Erosion said in her song "man dey scarce"

She said "make una hold una man well, for who no get go hold am well for una. Me, I dey talk from experience"


She further sang

"Truly, truly, truly man dey scarce o
Scarce everywhere
Woman run helter skelter"


The point is ANY MAN you have now, whether blind, cripple, mental or deaf, hold him well because another woman is waiting for you to loss guard.

No need for how long.

Have a Vasectomy done or Tubal Ligation done on your wife

Vasectomy is minor surgery in which the tubes that carry the sperm from the testicles to the penis are cut.


Tubal ligation is a surgical procedure used as birth control for women. During this procedure, the fallopian tubes are tied, clamped, cut, banded or sealed closed. This prevents an egg from moving from the ovary through the fallopian tube where it could meet sperm , and it prevents sperm from traveling up the tube to meet the egg, preventing pregnancy.


N/B: Vasectomy is permanent. Easy to do, hard to reverse

Source (Google)

No


Who does that?

Why'd you enter a relationship because of pity?

If just dating the person as a man was because of pity, which pity will you use then to console them when you have damaged their kpekus beyond elastic limit?

I pity the girl's kpekus and not the relationship

I remember those books but I didn't read most of them...

Fight go soon start. Orphanage vs orphanage
This ones Don dey do emotional blackmail "remember your root"

Just look at this country as a case study. Why won't men go bald when they go through a lot to make a living

She's a rare gem. She should be celebrated


Unlike Danielle who left me because I cheated on her with just 2 of her friends. Imagine that... She'd have waited a little while, I had an eye on her elder sister too.


I pray I find true love too

FutureIsFemale:
Men are terrible.

You hate guys but in the night I'm sure you go to ride your boyfriend's d*ck... Cowgirl

When it was Chelsea turn to have their own share of the goat, they sold the sharer

Thank God you discovered before tieing the knot

You are wired weirdly. You just a booty boy from a shit hole country who's madly in love with a lot of shits


I pray you don't advance to gay. You know they love drilling shit holes

I have a friend that ate 3 cups of beans and bread at a go. He ate it by 11pm so that he won't be hungry again that night

Banks doesn't have closing time. Everytime we hear bank closes by 4pm. But most of the times, by 4pm you will still see a long queue of customer waiting to be attended to. And courtesy demands that you attend to them instead of chasing them out because it's already closing time


Imagine attending to that long queue from 4pm to 6pm, before you round off everything and start going home, it'd have clocked 7-8pm

And also imagine if you live a city disturbed by gridlock

That kpekus deserves to be stitched up and that foolish fan's prick cut off for disgracing manhood

You dey live for animal kingdom?
This one you dey catch reptiles anyhow

You did well. Your phone will be returned whenever it is stolen. One good turn deserves another

At this age, JT and RC are better than Maguire and all other Manchester united defenders combined

Bank doesn't have closing time. Everytime we hear bank closes by 4pm. But most of the times, by 4pm you will still see a long queue of customer waiting to be attended to. And courtesy demands that you attend to them instead of chasing them out because it's already closing time


Imagine attending to that long queue from 4pm to 6pm, before you round up everything and start going home, it'd have already clocked 7-8pm

Kill them all

Do you need a prophet to tell you that you have mouth odour.

There's no biggie. Open marriage is real. You can go have fun outside but bring back the kpekus in good condition

... And problem no dey finish so them no go pay

Nothing will hapoen

No be the same see water we dey fetch, take to the lab, heat to separate the water from the salt