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PoliticsRe: PDP Slams INEC's Decision To Extend Deadline For Party Primaries by DICKstractor: 10:24pm On May 27, 2022
undecided


Make all of una just get out. Identical clowns
PhonesRe: GB Whatsapp Ban by DICKstractor: 7:35pm On May 25, 2022
yankeecoder:
good for you ! I detest that app, once I find out someone on my contact list uses it, I block them immediately from viewing my status and never take them serious again
Will you keep quiet. What does viewing your status add to a common man's life
RomanceRe: Have A Girl Ever Sat On Your Face? by DICKstractor: 5:12pm On May 25, 2022
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What kind of rubbish fantasy is that. Nyash wey she dey take shit
CrimeRe: Please Who Knows What This Madness Is? by DICKstractor: 1:38am On May 24, 2022
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It's a sign from heaven. Prepare yourself and your house hold, you'll be traveling out of Nigeria. Japa Don sure for you


This I have not seen
RomanceRe: . by DICKstractor: 1:34am On May 24, 2022
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Your spec na black spec or medicated spec?


Konji never catch you. If e wire you, you go wear black spec sleep
CrimeRe: This Is The New Format Used By Armed Robbers, Be Careful by DICKstractor: 1:26am On May 24, 2022
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If this guys use the brain they use in getting all this format and put it into something productive, they'll make it big


I feel for the kid. He's already part of a crime syndicate he didn't subscribe to
RomanceRe: Ashawo With Good Character Vs Prayer Warrior With Bad Character by DICKstractor: 1:18am On May 24, 2022
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None. I can't settle for less
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Refuses To Pay Sex Worker, Says She Gave Him Tough Time (Video) by DICKstractor: 10:31am On May 20, 2022
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A Nigerian man or boy?
RomanceRe: I Am Sexually Attracted To Guys Younger Than My Age! by DICKstractor: 11:02pm On May 19, 2022
Nikrose:
After reading a post on the front page about a 19yrs old boy marrying a 39yrs old woman, I love it and I find it sweet, romantic and sexy!!!kiss

I don't really want to be in a serious relationship now but I think I am now attracted to boys younger than my age cry

Not little boys of under 18! And I am not a peodophile!


Lalasticlala
How old are you. I love mature ladies older than me
RomanceRe: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by DICKstractor: 10:55pm On May 19, 2022
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Wear those swimming tight with foam at the front
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Girl I Met On Facebook Not Upto 2minutes by DICKstractor: 10:45pm On May 19, 2022
Bobmarie:
Imagine what a white woman has to say about a Nigerian man.

In fact, Don’t imagine, go to quora and see.

Not saying women don’t do this, but make una stop bashing una sisters Abeg for what most of you do too, because say una dey beg internationally?. The world is watching
Fine girl
RomanceRe: What Inspired You To Choose Your Nairaland Username? by DICKstractor: 4:01pm On May 19, 2022
Rachel98:
My name is Racheal. So I just decided to use my real name. I just like using my real name to register on any social media platform.
People called Rachael are always cute. Can I dickstract you for a moment
RomanceRe: “I No Know Say Money Dey Ashewo” — Lady Quits Her Day Job To Become Ashewo by DICKstractor: 3:55pm On May 19, 2022
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True true, money dey ashawo work. Like this I dey find 2 fine girls wey go stand for road dey remit for me
CrimeRe: Man Set To Marry Two Wives From Same Community In Abia State by DICKstractor: 3:50pm On May 19, 2022
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If he is capable, then no wahala
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Girl I Met On Facebook Not Upto 2minutes by DICKstractor: 3:46pm On May 19, 2022
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Your mistake was asking her "what's wrong" when she said "she's not fine"

You catch a Nigerian girl today, she becomes cashless, phoneless, airtime less, have sick parent, stranded and every less you know
CelebritiesRe: Floyd Mayweather Shows Off The Shopping He Did In Dubai (Photos, Video) by DICKstractor: 3:41pm On May 19, 2022
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Mayweather always popping in allweather
CrimeRe: I AM RICH. I WILL NEVER BE POOR by DICKstractor: 3:40pm On May 19, 2022
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I pray the God of the jobless help you
FamilyRe: Man Absconds From Marriage Ceremony Due To Extortion By In Laws In Abia- PIC by DICKstractor: 3:34pm On May 19, 2022
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Poorly written Nollywood script. You guys can do better
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 11 Pro Max 64gb going cheap by DICKstractor: 3:31pm On May 19, 2022
How much
SportsRe: I Snubbed Super Eagles Because Of Man City – Nedum Onuoha Opens Up by DICKstractor: 1:53pm On May 19, 2022
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You made the right decision.

This country doesn't actually care for you. The show their fake love only when you are made. That's when they will try identifying with you but when you are struggling, they will never give you an enabling environment to grow
PoliticsRe: Buhari Not Sure Whether To Sack Or Keep Malami And Tallen: Lai Mohammed by DICKstractor: 6:04pm On May 18, 2022
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Buhari should sack them. There are more Northerns who need appointments

Spits
FamilyRe: My 19yr Old Wife Is Back, Safe And Sound. by DICKstractor: 5:57pm On May 18, 2022
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The way this small girl and her family dey wyne your head, e come be like say na you be the 19 years old

But a serious note, OP why you marry 16yrs old girl. Is that not an abuse?

There are more Episodes to this your story. This I'm sure of. Na you go marry small pikin. Girl wey never pass her hoe-ing age
CrimeRe: Accra Residents Beat Thief, Feed & Give Him Girlfriend After He Was Caught by DICKstractor: 4:51pm On May 17, 2022
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Whoever said crime doesn't pay needs to retrace his statement
NYSCRe: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by DICKstractor: 7:13pm On May 13, 2022
Iamyemmie:
As I have finished my nysc in kaduna
Nothing can make me step north again
What are the things to keep in mind while serving in the north?

Im about starting my 1yr service
Technology MarketRe: Romoss PeA60 60Kmah, Romoss Pea40 Pro 40kmah 65W, Romoss SW30 30kmah, etc by DICKstractor: 6:43pm On May 03, 2022
just2endowed:
currently have Romoss PEA57 57,000mah at 34k
30k and 20k is how much respectively
Technology MarketRe: Romoss PeA60 60Kmah, Romoss Pea40 Pro 40kmah 65W, Romoss SW30 30kmah, etc by DICKstractor: 2:02pm On May 03, 2022
What's the highest capacity of romoss power bank and how much is it
PoliticsRe: Police Re-arrest Brothers For Defiling Twins In Rivers by DICKstractor: 1:42pm On Apr 27, 2022
CareerRe: Digital Marketing Or Data Analysis, Which Part Should I Choose? by DICKstractor: 10:34am On Apr 14, 2022
alleazardous:
ok, you can download their app also, you get a certificate of completion when you finish any of their courses
Thanks
CareerRe: Digital Marketing Or Data Analysis, Which Part Should I Choose? by DICKstractor: 7:04am On Apr 14, 2022
alleazardous:
Try simplilearn (YouTube) the channel as good contents on excel and power BI
Thanks. I have been following excelisfun and I needed a new channel to compliment the knowledge gotten
CareerRe: Digital Marketing Or Data Analysis, Which Part Should I Choose? by DICKstractor: 11:57pm On Apr 13, 2022
kenny714433:
huh


Please anyone good and working in a Data analysis field should just coach me na.
I have gotten the required skills. I can do anything with Excel and Power BI, currently brushing up on Python courses.

I promise I won't be a bother as I am a very fast learner. I need a job in the field.
Which ebook or YouTube channel you followed in learning excel and powerbi
SportsRe: Ronaldo Angrily Smashes Phone Of A Fan Filming Him After Man-U's Loss (Video) by DICKstractor: 7:06pm On Apr 10, 2022
Benny6944:
Thank you. Don't mind nairaland ops. Funny enough they mods will never approve threads he apologized, also promise the dude a free Match ticket probably with a new phone because I know he would do it. if he can give millions for charity, what's ordinary 1-2k$ for a phone
He should just a buy a new phone for that lad. Inviting that young lad to a Manchester game is a severe punishment
Music/RadioRe: When Last Did You Listen To Radio. by DICKstractor: 4:03pm On Mar 31, 2022
I listened to it when I lost my android phone and I got a small Nokia phone

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