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Celebrities / Re: Maheeda: "I Was A Club Girl, Raped, Deceived, & Lived In The Street" by DICKtator: 6:38pm On Nov 22, 2016
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Education / Re: Can I Further My Secondary School Education At Age 24? by DICKtator: 6:29pm On Nov 22, 2016
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Hahahahaha choi. You people aff invent new style to collect numbers ba.

You aff failed. grin

Well, at least I tried!!



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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Shot Dead In The US by DICKtator: 6:28pm On Nov 22, 2016
grandstar:
He might have a wife and probably children here in Nigeria.

It is obvious he was struggling. Perhaps he didn't even have papers so couldn't get a decent job or might be too nigerian to fit in.

At least he worked hard and was no thief.

Goodnight as you sleep in peace ( Eccles 9:5,10)

I don't understand your "might be too Nigerian to fit in" comment

How can someone "might have been too Nigerian" to fit in in a multicultural and multiracial country as AmeriKKKa?

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Education / Re: Can I Further My Secondary School Education At Age 24? by DICKtator: 3:17pm On Nov 22, 2016
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Funny as it seems. I wrote waec from ss1 third term.

Don't see why you should go back to sec school. Go to university! Graduate and become somebody.

If you want to learn anything like maths from sec school level. Go to khansacedamy.com.

All you need is there.

Damn!!

You are really ugly

Gimme your number and let me say it to your ear.

Please!!


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Religion / Re: Sam Zuga "Turns Cold Water To Hot Water" In Ebonyi. People React by DICKtator: 9:23pm On Nov 21, 2016
JingoOAU:
The reason I will never leave Anglican Church...

Hahahaha

Anglican and the occult!!
Ogboni mixed with Christianity!!!
And not to forget having "wifesssssssssssssssss"


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Celebrities / Re: Hauwa Mohammed On Zahra Buhari: If Your Father Is A NOBODY, No One 'll Marry You by DICKtator: 8:37pm On Nov 21, 2016
Nothing but the truth!!!

Why wait till now?

If Governor Obaseki has any grown-up due for marriage now, well your guess is as good as mine!!!!
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Celebrities / Re: Admiral C4C: Nigerian Born Romanian Based Artiste by DICKtator: 7:42pm On Nov 21, 2016
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Is this not the guy his wife just got arrested?

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Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari To Wed Ahmed Indimi - Abuja Reporters by DICKtator: 2:16pm On Nov 21, 2016
Why now?

Why is he proposing now?

Cos he wants his father in law to be President

He should have married her before or after he is out of power

Indimi. Those indimi girls are fine asf.

I wanna shove my schlong deep down their throats!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Lagos Security Man Picks Lost Wallet With Cash & 8 ATM Cards, Gave It Owner by DICKtator: 12:44pm On Nov 21, 2016
Look at Canadian dollars (5 dollars) and he is quoting Bible!!!!

You better give him something there!!!
Snapping pischure with him like that's is what he would use to eat!!

He really tried in this Bullharry's era!!!

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Webmasters / Re: 13 Most Influential Websites In Nigeria And Their Founders - Factsbyjosh by DICKtator: 7:53am On Nov 19, 2016
Seun works in a call centre?

With all the money he is making from Nairaland,he still works in a call centre?

You like money a lot tbh

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Romance / Re: Ladies: Have You Played Hard To Get And Later Regretted It? by DICKtator: 2:08am On Nov 18, 2016
Raine80:

It will be cruel to be with someone just because you feel sorry for them. I cannot say yes when I have no feelings ,chemistry or common ground with that person. It's about being compatible and complimenting each other. I am not perfect by all means I am realistic. Relationships should not be about trying to make it work. It should work.

Just shut up!!

OK?

What are you doing here?

Shouldn't you be in ze other room?

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Family / Re: John Edobor, Man Accused Of Breaking Wife's Legs Tells His Side Of The Story by DICKtator: 8:13pm On Nov 17, 2016
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Business / Re: Lagos Shop Allows Oyinbo Man Walk Away With N200k Worth Of Goods Without Payment by DICKtator: 7:54pm On Nov 14, 2016
sukkot:
hmmm . well niggaz are untrustworthy creatures so ermmm i see where the seller is coming from. while whites place more value on things above the material, blacks worship the material. i see where the seller is coming from although he is still a mumu cuz no way anybody is walking away with 200k of my goods. then again maybe the business is a front for shady activities and he doesnt really care about the things he is selling. he using the business to secure million dollar loans etc etc

Who told you whites do not place value on material things?
Not just things above material but also material things!!!

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Politics / Re: Welcome Home Party Held For Oshiomhole At Iyamho by DICKtator: 12:38pm On Nov 14, 2016
UnknownT:
He went to government house with CLARA and came out with LARA grin

Who is Lara?

You mean she is no longer Iara?

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Celebrities / Re: Hilarious Comments Between Korede Bello & a fan over Rihanna's 'mechanic' outfit by DICKtator: 3:31pm On Nov 13, 2016
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Agriculture / Re: Cocoa Farmers Make More Money On Weaker Naira by DICKtator: 10:44pm On Nov 12, 2016
Why is this making frontpage every time ? More than 3 times!!

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Health / Re: 10 Helpful Ways To Fight Bad Breath by DICKtator: 3:56pm On Nov 12, 2016
Use iron sponge on your tongue

Or chew garlic

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Car Talk / Re: Manual Drivers, Why The Superiority Complex? by DICKtator: 12:25pm On Nov 12, 2016
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A lot of Nairalanders are opposite in reality . How can one use brake and gas to engage gear 1 in a manual transmission? and so many other people who dream of learning how to drive one day clicked like sad.

She meant clutch. People make mistakes at times. Not in the practical sense though cos that one na die!!!

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Car Talk / Re: Manual Drivers, Why The Superiority Complex? by DICKtator: 12:21pm On Nov 12, 2016
eezeribe:
Op Don't mind the manual drivers, they are always jealous because deep down, they wish they have access to the modern automatic drive.

In fact the feigned "superiority complex" is actually a reverse psychology of INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

This is so hilarious!!!
I saw the sacarcsm there!!!

Note that I learnt with a manual but I prefer auto!!

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Business / Re: Skye Bank Takes Over Obat Oil Over N1.5bn Debt by DICKtator: 12:10pm On Nov 12, 2016
tjay01:


Quit saying nonsense. Nigerian Banks do not give out big loans without collateral.

Granting loans, esp huge ticket transactions is not an easy one and a team of credit analysts and Directors have to review before approving. Even when collateral is not involved, the transaction dynamics has to be such that there will not be any loopholes and the Bank will be the ultimate beneficiary. Corporate governance is not something that is taken for granted especially since the Sanusi era.

For personal loans however, collateral is usually not involved since repayment is tied to salaries or a form of regular income.

Always try to get your facts right!

How can you say that the person you quoted said nonsense? He/she is as correct as you are to a certain level. Some Nigerian banks do not do a rigorous credit check if you are considered "a big man". You are availed of the loan based on recognition,shares certificate and properties that are overvalued(pre-Soludo era). After granting the loan and it enters the NPL limit, their risk team/credit officers do not pursue the debtor but are lenient with him/her, even granting more loans inspite of the NPL they have. Corporate Governance was merely a formality till Sanusi cleaned the Augean stable.
People should stop blaming the "rich " indebted people for bank's woes because if banks followed due processes, and ensure by monitoring that what loans are collected for are being used for its intended purpose, there won't be any issues.
The same company/rich individual that has a NPL in one bank would run to another bank to collect loan which would be granted to him/her all because of intimidation threat/bigmanism!!. Don't these bank run credit check across to their colleagues to check the credit worthiness of the borrower?

And who told you for personal loan, collateral is not involved? Collect car loan and see if the original car document would be in your hand when you haven't fully serviced the loan. Or you want to tell me all those collection of original education certificate shouldn't be regarded as collateral?

Or you mean your bank doesn't even collect collateral for personal loan because it's tied to salary or a form of regular income?
So in the unforseeable event of sack or decline in the regular form of income and there is a default, what happens? What would the bank hold on to?
Well ,if your bank doesn't collect collateral for personal loan, kindly let me know the bank so that I can make use of their services

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Celebrities / Re: Georgina Onuoha Votes For Hillary Clinton (Photos) by DICKtator: 9:24pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ajamu Baraka?

Hmmmmmm,... I suspect Nigerian or perhaps African blood!!!

Let me rush to google

Jill Stein for president!!!


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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Senate Moves To Remove Age Bracket Specification For Recruitment by DICKtator: 3:56pm On Nov 08, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Omoni Oboli's Hubby Orders Her Back Home As She Shows Off Her Butt, Fans React by DICKtator: 6:38pm On Nov 07, 2016
I'll hit that. #nojoking!!

You better go home like he commanded before your house help would be looking like someone that drank too many beers in 9months!!


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Politics / Re: President Buhari With Students Of Samuel Ogbemudia College, Benin City (photos) by DICKtator: 6:32pm On Nov 07, 2016
Wooow!!.
It's time to go to school to get that missing certificate!!!

Kudos to Mr "Fresident"

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Politics / Re: Governor Yahaya Bello Is Not Dead. See Photos Of Him Chilling In Dubai. by DICKtator: 4:43pm On Nov 07, 2016
Jirate:
Guess he is Coming back from the Clinic in the second Picture, I can see him holding his Pills or what look like Medication. wink

My Guess Though.....

You never chew chew gum before

I can tell!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Vs Hillary Clinton: Nairalanders Decide by DICKtator: 4:11pm On Nov 07, 2016
I stand with Jill Stein!!!

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Romance / Re: Ghanaian Lady Regrets Not Sleeping With Dead Friend (Photos) by DICKtator: 3:34pm On Nov 07, 2016
Now what remains is for you to open your Tonto for everyone that proposes to you so you won't regret again


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Celebrities / Re: Sandra Bassey's Skill Acquisition Project Endorsed By Akwa Ibom by DICKtator: 1:01pm On Nov 07, 2016
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Agriculture / Re: Cocoa Farmers Make More Money On Weaker Naira by DICKtator: 12:31pm On Nov 07, 2016
This is what the West should be investing in and exporting while the North build their legendary groundnut pyramids and the East produce more palm kernel and export it!!

Regionalism should set the way to liberalism


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Crime / Re: Footages Of Nigerian 'witch' Stripped Unclad & Beaten By Angry Mob-dailymail by DICKtator: 1:51pm On Nov 06, 2016
Ohh. She's no longer a kidnapper but now a winsh?

OK. Kwatinu....

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Religion / Re: Waking Up From Sleep With Thin Blade Marks On My Body. by DICKtator: 9:12am On Nov 06, 2016
Buy otapiapia.

The rats in your house plenty no be small!!!

You must live in a very dirty place


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