asumo12:



U a fan?

Who really isn't?

nmreports:
There is also: PENNE

There is spaghetinni!!!

asumo12:
"If u don't read d newspaper u are nt informed and if u read it u are misinformed "

Said by Denzel Washington

nymphomaniac:
are u the Nigerian pledge?

lady2lady:
Hello from the other side !!

I've always noticed that most men always doze off immediately after sex.

Well,I wondering what could be the cause because it's weird.

So Romancelanders (as it's so called) Enlighten me a little bit.

Have you also felt sleepy and slept off? please tell me about it!

Next time you going to have it, let him lay down throughout while you work and ride him non-stop

Then, perhaps you'll understand

If you still don't get it, I give up!!!!

naijainfogalery:
The picture below was captured somewhere in Nigeria where, 5 young were seen trying to reconnect their electricity. This act is so dangerous as a single spark can get all of them killed. The man on top isn’t using a hand glove. the guys below are seen holding an iron drum which one of them climbed on which is highly conductive to electric current. I don’t know why people just risk their lives for nothing.




http://www.naijanani.com/5-young-men-risked-lives-trying-reconnect-electricity/

Who told you that they are 5?

What about you that was snapping the pinshure?

Hahahaha

Those guys might be his bosses
Just pretending to deal with him
Take him to the station,then bribe the 50s and he goes Scot free
Back to the street again with sheer determination not to ever get caught again!!

gedtalks:
My people pleaseeee I need sincere advise here. Your advise will definitely guide me on the next step to take.

There is a beautiful girl I've been considering getting married to, but the way she requests money and fast food is making her look very ... lol.. "hungry" and opportunistic to me. The values she sees in a man seem to me like its basically what he will BUY for her. I confess that I made matters worse initially by "fast fooding" each time we meet... Now I think she sees me like a free lunch at crunchies. If I call her in the afternoon, she says I'm hungry.. its so irritating now.. in fact I lost a lot of regards for her..but she doesn't know yet.

Recently she asked me for some money and I refused very politely..she said she was "disappointed".

I wonder if she even loves any other thing about me asides the MONEY I WILL GIVE HER. she pays ABSOLUTELY NO attention the things I want her to see in me...like level of maturity, my leadership skills, I taught she was just being childish, but lately I discovered its just her nature. her ideology about a guy is WHAT WILL I GET FROM HIM.. I might dump her .. i wont even talk to her about it. please advise me

Menhhhhh!!!!!! Only fast food?

I bet her shytte stinks!!(no pun intended)
She may not be the one!!

GoggleB:

Judas Iscariot not Judas.. Monkey..

Iscariot is the family/clan name

His father was Simon Iscariot
And yes there are/were people named Judas Iscariot based on My heritage findings

Lool @the insult. It wasn't necessary. Just proving me wrong would have sufficed the counter-statement
I obviously quoted the wrong person!!

GoggleB:
Trace all the names in the Bible with bad images and tell me which one is still being used to name people in the world today..
Let me name some:

JUDAS ISCARIOT
JEZEBEL
AHAB
HEROD
CAIN
VASHITI
And many more

Please, go to Israel , there are a lot of people that bear the name Judas and some you mentioned there. Judas Maccabees is a Jewish hero so the name "Judas" is still relevant. Well for Christians, there would always be exceptions....

The reporter must have said, "Punch"

And before he added "newspaper"

You see/know the rest

How do you get someone as fugly as this pregnant?

Someone that looks like this only swallows your kids not nutting inside.



I don't believe this story!!!

Thumbs up to you Jarus

Lmao!!!.

She may definitely join them there!!!

Eddodoh:
A week ago, I met this lady and I expressed my love to her. Last Friday evening we talked on the phone and agreed that I would visit her on Saturday as she was going to be free from work.

On Saturday morning, I saw two missed calls from a strange number and I decided to call back, I learnt she's the one and I told her that I would be visiting as earlier scheduled. I visited but while chatting she told me that her phone fell down after we finished talking the day before and the screen got affected and no longer show callers identity. I advised her to take it for check up and probably repair.

The previous day being Sunday, we were together and somehow she brought the issue of the phone. I still maintained that she take it for repair and she said that she prefer HTC phones.
I looked and I asked her what she meant. She said that she has a HTC phone that has being with a phone engineer.

I asked for how long and she said that it's being there for almost 3months, she went further to inform me that the Engineer requested for 5k to fix something on the phone that she called Porsche, she also said that the battery got affected too. I asked her if the 5k includes battery replacement and workmanship, she said, no. I kept quiet but deep inside me, I wonder why her phone fell down recently instead of trying to fix it, she now want me to pay for another phone she claimed has being on repair for 3months.

Before I knew it she concluded that we can visit the Engineer today, Monday to know the progress and how to get the phone fix. She has being calling though I have told her that I am still in the office.

To me, I feel that she is up to something, this is someone I just hook up with and even though I have the money, I think that's not the best thing to do.


Your comment, opinion and suggestion is appreciated.

If you wash your eyes, you would see that all she sees in you is Central Bank.
You are a "working" ATM

If I were you and you've discovered this trick she is playing, promise her a phone ,smash her real good and delete her number immediately

Yeah, 5k is small, but she trying to play smart is the annoying

Make sure this case ends well or else,...........

itoldu:
Atiku will never become President in 2019.
He will run but won't win. A woman will beat him
Oh well! THAT IS IN 3 YEARS TIME.

Bookmarked this and quoted you, for reference sake!!

Wooow!!

If there is any disagreement in the marriage ehn?

If he hit her

The guy would just lost

Ishilove:

He can't afford a room.

Wooow!!!. Quite unfortunate!!!

Then this cannot be love just like Segun Arinze and Genevieve Nnaji

bbmpin:
No comment!!!

"No comment" is/was a comment

Ishilove:

You're the one to propose, not I

Please, you and HungerBad should get a room and spare us reading your "Lust at first sight" rhetorics here!!

Genea:
Safe ursef from unnecessary headache, avoid premarital sex, period!!!!

Please, I need your English language teacher's number.

I want to report you for this statement.

Thank you

naijamakossa:
what's all this "you don f**uck her already level"can't you be serious with girl for once in your life time ,you meet a girl today tomorrow you wan f**uck her already.

today I just introduce a girl to my friend and I told him that I just met her this week the next thing that came out from his mouth was
guy u don f**uck her

jeez girl wey I barely know

I was like,,guy u dey ok

so guy no fit befriend girl again

On a more serious note,



You don F**k am?

Car or toy car?

Damn!!. He was lynched!!!
I guess it is his ghost that is still alive claiming innocence!!

herzernIsHere:
AD wins Ondo qubernatorial election...

*Then it revives the party...

*Spreads to other SW states...

*We brinq back our reqional politics...


Different Strateqies.....

C'mon , I believe we all know that he is just using this platform to actualise his plans of becoming governor.

If he eventually wins, he would decamp or rather return to his former party!!.
AD is just going to be used and dumped!!!

Your story isn't "knew"

Don't worry, I "beleaf" you

henrydadon:


he is a foreigner and recognize a government official..he ought to be treated with respect he is no different from any other government official..just because he is a Nigerian now you guy are reading so much meaning into it..it not a big deal..

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Lmao!!!

With all the contracts and construction work they do in Nigeria and the huge profits they make ,no one is expecting less from this!!

This is just mere hire service based on kick-backs and juicy contracts these profiteers gain/leech from in Nigeria.

And you would think there aren't any competent indigenous construction firms in Nigeria.

Lool

This man de travel well

Sugarhugs:


I almost fell for it

So you're just going to leave me on the floor?

I have fallen finished and this is the reply I get?

OK

*Honeyfrown*