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O lagbara o. Shey mesef no go go find Automated Teller Man like dis. I laff in chinese when i hear such stories.Is it dat d guys r too much of a wimp to say no o, or d lady put d kjazz for her tongue? Wu gave her d right? U better go and be useful for ur family B4 pouring money down a drain and if she waz interested in continuing a relatnshp wit u,she wouldnt av given u dat ultimatum. If u give her d money,u will eida be her mugu forever or she will dump u and use d money to buy d physical trappings she needs to a more flush guy e.g small brasilian hair .lol

It went well, short and to d point, dey interviewed 10 of us @ once, dey said dey'll get back to us by 2nite or so

Ms_Steph: how was d interview?

Hi blinkz, i am putting on a suit and glasses,cant find u, r u d yellow guy seated beside one girl in d corner

Hi house, i am @ global peace foundation rite now, dey r conducting an interview for dier volunteers 2day, i was texted an invitation around 2hrs ago, any nairalander there?

D statement about other girls makes him sound like a selfish and manipulative person. As for me, emphatic no. A man who wants a serious relationship will continue even wit d distance, most likely he will be looking for ways to help u get a transfer not ask u to quit d job. Asking her to try to relocate is normal, men av had women make sacrifices since time immemorial, dey dont see it as a big deal as we do, but d way he is going about is just wrong.

This ppl r just diabolical. And i av someone begging God everyday for a child to love.

Depens on ur budget

Sure, but d problem is that u might loose a lot of weight and even get underweight which can be dangerous, and u can't really get all d classes of nutrients with fruits, e:g protein. Its all good if u av a short fruitfast or selct some days in d week when u will live on only fruit but for an active person ,u will nee more.for d western diet ,dey tend to lean heavily on meat proteins/fish and veggies and fruits as a source of minerals, vitamins and even carbs, wit a bit of fat in between, whatever works for u, just make sure d person is not not prone to seesawing sugar levels e.g diabetes bfore embarking on d journey

One roll ofMaman Kato's chicken shawarma with a 50cl bottle of coke

Dere is a gtb thread on dis job!vacancies section ,either first or second page, u shl dbe able to find all d info u need dere

Ms_Steph: sorry i cant help u. i think banks use d same formats

^wrote d test on 12thapril, interview on 31st may and medicals on d first of june

Try d contract work, i understand d temptation to keep searching for d perfect job and if u take d contract u wont av free time to pursue other avenues, right? Well it depends on d stage of job search u are in, and d experience wit d contract work might give u leverage in d job market.

;DYay ,Just got TS invite*all my buck teeth outside* ;DYay ,Just got TS invite*all my buck teeth outside*

Sell wetin, talk to her and sort out ur issues, habe ur mom and dad talk tohers if u av to. Y is it a problem for her to av a house in her name apart from d secrecy, its called having a back up plan. Nigerian marital laws courts and traditional law do not favor women in d advent of divorce or widowhood,.

Hi degurl, i saw d mixer u want, but its 4.6litres, kenwood brand @ exclusive stores wuse 2, abuja, it was abo7e hundred thousand sha, i think 178k immediately i saw ,i remembered ur post, but d cost might be crazy for u

True, u r somewhat right but if one harps on it too much it becomes naggig, i usually accept d oda person's decisions, but i av a work hard play hard personality, why shouldnt i enjoy d fruit of my labor, i'm not a big spender ,so i take my little comforts seriously. As for d cut and sow issue, i dont feel superior 2 ppl who wear it, i have worn a lot of it but its not my idea of an ideal attire( apart from native o) but as my financial circumstance is changing,i wont allow anoda human being to lock in purgatory because of misplaced pride. Bsides d men i av ever dated dont see things that way, but i guess to each his own

gothrones: ^
First of all, I don't believe that you would even marry such a man. And if you did, you would have to use some method to force him to wear the kind of attire that you deem appropriate. You are a woman, you can make a man do anything. By the way, what is wrong with cut and sow? You make it seem like we who wear cut and sow cannot feed ourselves?

Should i also wear cut amd sow because his pride makes him wear it, even in marriage sometimes u agree to disagree, and ppl will simply say he is taking care of madam very well, he just doznt like dressing up.

gothrones: ^
That is what you don't understand. You and your husband are one. If he dresses like a poor chap, it will reflect on you.

Hei hei, op, u r letting d ppl on dis forum push u, dis girl no get shame, if u try to collect d phone from her in public by force ,if she shout Ole: for head, tyre for don burn u to ashes b4 d mob will hear ur side of d story, u better classify it as a bad debt,learn ur lesson and move-on.why did u make it so easy for her to walk all over u?u no see girlfriend o, dis one na sample.

If he likes, pay all d billz and be wearing cut and sow, me i will be wearing lace wit big holes(lagos madam), but my kids will not go to one substandard school because of his pride, dat is wher i will draw d line

I totally love dis, wisdom @ its peak

Seequadry: During a robbery in Lagos, Nigeria, the
bank robber shouted to everyone in the
bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the
State.
Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
*This is called "Mind Changing Concept”
Changing the conventional way of
thinking.
When a lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!" *This is
called "Being Professional” Focus only on
what you are trained to do!*
When the bank robbers returned home,
the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the
older robber (who has only completed Year
6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's
count how much we got." The older robber
rebutted and
said: "You are very stupid. There is so
much money it will take us a long time to
count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us
how much we robbed from the bank!"
*This is called "Experience.
”Nowadays, experience is more important
than paper qualifications!*
After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to call
the police
quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the
bank for
ourselves and add it to the $70 million
that we have previously embezzled from
the
bank”.
*This is called "Swimming with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable situation to
your advantage!*
The supervisor says: "It will be good if
there is a robbery every month."
*This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happiness is more important than your
job*.
The next day, the TV news reported that
$100 million was taken from the bank.
The robbers
counted and counted and counted, but
they could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and
complained: "We risked our lives and only
took $20 million.
The bank manager took $80 million with
a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated than to be a thief!"
*This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much as gold!*"
The bank manager was smiling and
happy because his losses in the share
market are now covered by this robbery.
*This is called "Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!*
So who are the real robbers here?

I av been @ Global peace foundation, i was told nkiru is out, so i dropped my cv wit d receptionist

Anybody there yet@ d place.

If Onila can call Mamagee nuts......well u can see where this is going.

@blaze
I am also going dere 2moro

tpacalipse: Whatever you earn can never be enough for a Nigerian woman. Trust me. Just let her understand what u are capable of before the marriage, so that she won't become a problem for you after due to money issues. Keep what you earn to yourself if u could and make sure all official documents are kept away from where she can have access to them. Never let her know the lawyer who will execute ur will, u might regret if you violate this. And lastly, once you are married, never engage in extramarital affairs, they won't pay you, because grasses have never been found to be greener at the other side. Same ni gbogbo won. But if u ever divorced in the end, do not ever remarry, ain't worth it. Ignore these at ur own peril.

LWTMB,dis ur advice na reggae o, dem don do u strong tin bfore?

dis is d result when a woman has ojukokoro, i want to borrow salt from broda bachelor in d next flat, i want to watch tv @my neighbour's because i dont av lite , dat is where it will lead,u berra tank God, if u marry her and she has kids for u, she will be sending your daughters to d male neighbour"s flat to go and borrow oil for d generator because daddy is not home yet.
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Come to think of it,i av always dated skinny men, it wasn't really a conscious deciesion.
Yep
#LeanTeam#

Talk to your friend, make sure she realizes d enormity of what she's doing, d guy guy is a high security risk, just present logical arguments and ask her to think about it, dont try to force d issue.don't mind d ppl here calling u jealous or otherstuff, d measure of a true friend sumtimes is one who will fight for d other even @ d cost of dier friendship, whose conscience will be heavy if things go wrong and u know u might av helped.

Talk to your friend, make sure she realizes d enormity of what she's doing, d guy guy is a high security risk, just present logical arguments and ask her to think about it, dont try to force d issue.don't mind d ppl here calling u jealous or otherstuff, d measure of a true friend is one who will fight for d other even @ d cost of dier friendship, whose conscience will be heavy if things go wrong and u know u might av helped.

I dont eat ponmo for d nutrient, i eat it for d taste,bsides exchanging meat for ponmo @ some meals wont make me protein defiecient, meat is not d only source of protein, you know.i still sat let the leather people do dier tin,make i cook my own leather for stew

U r speaking from lack of knowledge,ponmo is sweet ifcooked well because it absorbs d flavor of d stew which enriches its natural smoky flavor, as for nutrients, some of us like it because of d lack of calories.the leather industry too should buy dier own hide like we pay for our ponmo,one doznt disturb d other.

Heyaa, just try to console her, and tell her to work on getting a thicker hide, some men thrive on verbal abuse, d more she reacts, d more he attacks, she had better pull up her trousers and train her daughters to be outstanding citizens, dere is nothing for her in that family. She should just take it as playground sport, d bully only wins when u cry