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Ibime:
Oboy post the receipt make Femiti count am toward your scores. Mompha no dey hide mouth.

Ibime:
We need to see some lobster on your plate this evening Sir, o tf Hushpuppi and co. . . . with the receipt also so haters can lose hope. . .

Ibime:
Oga, you promised us some more pettiness in episode 2. . . we need to see what you had for dinner mompha!

funlord:
[s]Nihilist... come on.....why do you think all their personals against me are always rooted in fiction? They have heard my gist....they have seen the props I receive on any thread I set foot on...they have seen the chicks and the figures.....they have even checked all my social media handle's for dirt and left disappointed...all the saw were more props and mad love....this homo was so confused he started using pix of my food posts or threads as an attack? Have you noticed he has not been able to deny all the hot a la carte _shit meals I've served him with? Really.. you guys need to checkmate some of the mega fools you have unwittingly tagged as premium posters on this Una thread....I get the tribal support for one of Una own....but I'm dropping the truth about this false boss like hot akakra

Diggz is a broke beast of burden to his family.as well aa himself... ignore all these lifted pix he is trying to bamboozle you guys with...he is simply an NFA official...."No Future Ambition" ....Someone that is hoping to run abroad on his wife's salary? Can you buy this sort of thing a beer with your hard earned funds if you ever met it? Nigga wishes he was me sir....it's unfortunate but I've never been to Kenya and I was not sired from a lineage of ewus....so as for that his wish.... thats another l right there.....can I live?[/s]

funlord:
How does this change the fact about your existence? Writing rubbish for a livng is now your calling? You don't want a PhD in trolling again? Now you are a script writer? You think you are fooling anyone with all this crap you are writing? Or with all this your neighbors car pix you are snapping?


How does a jobless coffee maker afford those wheels? Or you think these homies are as daft your in-laws that are still regretting the life of strife and sorrow they allowed their daughter to enter into with you? Anyway Is this your bosses ride? Looks nice..... write some more fantasy bars..... after that collect your transportation for your keke tomorrow from your madam......it's allowed. For an..."ewu Kenya"

From aboki hand on top my dolapo to neighbors car.... It is now clear like daylight that even your generations will be catching Ls than brokelyn Lows in funLoss da funf00L

Nihilstjnr:
upload to YouTube or gifs.com

funlord:
Baba...me sef tire....the goat logged out for almost 5 days only to return here to start weeping as usual... hoping that home advantage go help am change him condition....I was even shocked to wake up and see mentions.... the flogging I gave him seems to have given him cancer because this him pain no be for here

He is just writing nonsense for likes while his wife is probably about to seize his chinko phone and send him to bed hungry....his boys are probably wondering what is the meaning of this "funlord" their useless father keeps screaming about whenever they ask him about their school fees or lunch money for tomorrow....I actually feel sorry for this nigga.....

Na me know wetin some of the guys here giving him props don yarn me offline.... really that ewu title fits him like a glove....

funlord:
Lol...he needs to drive down to eko and let's inspect those papers sir....who has met him before? Who has he done anything with ever? Zero people....all he owns is a cheap ass China phone that he uses in spreading his stupidity all over this section...he also owns a few debts to indomie and recharge card sellers in his neighbour hood....eod

I've even extended an invite to anyone in eko to come and chill at my penthouse in v.i this weekend...guess why? Real niggas do real things....and no one can do jack anyway....this orangutan called diggz needs nairaland more than nairaland or his kids need him.... and that is sad.....look at him trying desperately to salvage a destroyed rep to what end? I die if this creature has N200k to his name...na this type of pauper I wan begin exchange bars with? Lol.

Nihilstjnr:
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Diggz only has to snap the inside of the car with the car keys and it's wrap

but nice rally here.

There's hope for a comeback still...

Ibime:
Please make haste and do not tarry till sunset. We cannot allow this matter deprive us of our night sleep as laomzy Nigerian youths.

Which of the 12 episodes are we on now?

funlord:
[s][/s]


I take Nescafé not Lipton.... make it fast...

Your royal brokenness.

funlord:
The thing pain this broken plate no be small... Truth hurts man....

Your wife needs to see me in Lagos man....those kids deserve better....get a job son...lwkmd

funlord:
I'm not even in the mood.. stop disgracing this nigga...he is putting on so much L bling right now he is looking like Liberace.... by taking pictures of a Mallams hand does not mean it is a fact.....the boy has no leg to stand on....if he is really pulling fantasy figures can he book a ticket and meet me in eko on Friday?


Bills on me and there would be no "indomie* at my table....I determine when I behead fools...this guys skull is presently in our united trophy room....all this don king Is not necessary femo....diggz is a weakling ....both online and in reality....he only has mouth on the Chelsea thread... No more no less....


I know it hurts seeing one of your flag ship guys being slapped like the bitch he is ....but as vardy said "chat _shit get banged"....I'm resting with a smally right now trying to get right for the man u game ....abeg send this suffering niggas cv to someone who cares and stop dragging him through the dirt...1 love

obainojazz:
I actually know about a Bdc operator, but nothing concern me for here.. If he really owns a Bdc, he definitely ain't broke man.. Not too rich, but ain't broke.
Abeg I no wan fight, I dey regret the last one sef

obainojazz:
At the end of the day, the two guys might just be rich.. Good for them.. A bdc operator is definitely not broke..believe that...and diggz definitely ain't poor.
What's the essence of all these

SailorXY:
I agree about the home advantage for diggz. Let's take this to the Gayners thread.

funlord:
Abeg I would be flying into Lagos on Friday.... anyone really concerned about how we can improve "chun lees" predicament should send me a what's app message...let us assist a desperate brother


Diggz...try www.naijajobs.com....leave all this lie lie ferradgamo nonsense for romance section Bosses.... you are suffering from classic broken plate syndrome and owu delusion.....I have the cure Baba... please pm me..

funlord:
Am I the reason for your misfortune?

Why all this pain..sir..... will all this dry raking improve your situation? All this my mama my Papa yarns are outdated.... fact remains you are suffering.... hardcore for that matter....is that my problem...abeg get lost and go and try to save your marital situation....all these men hyphing you but still laughing at you behind your back have paid their bills and those of their families..try and pay your own...when and if possible..... troll no be work... Lwkmd....

funlord:
Na son...



I've exposed my nigga.....he needs to wake up....I own and drive Ubers..how is that something to be ashamed of when I even created a thread about it? I run a BDC biz and that is also shameful to that deltan dunce?

Nigga needs to realise that begging your wife for t.p or recharge card money is actually what qualifies as shameful....now I'm 40? Last year I was 30? I think I would be 50 next month...the slut is not even consistent with it.


Diggz being broke is childish...grow up my nigga...20k still applies whenever you need am bro....by the way I prefer Nescafé not lipton...sorry oh..

Nihilstjnr:
Funlord still dey chat to the ref, but Diggz ain't here for that

sharp sharp hotellllll


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funlord:



Why are you bothering your self with an ewu Kenya? Abeg allow that China broken plate wait until Tuesday to collect his stipends from his madam.....he is so desperate for a comeback when he is already in the grave...... ignore next time...no level no shame... that is his name

Leyqute:
Haba. Egbon digzz. Na me wan fight? Point your guns in the right direction biko.

I'm only trying to do a little advertisement.

And can somebody go and bring funlord? Diggz don dey transfer aggression to me.