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JayKayMaybachz:
LvG Vs Mou United


Manchester Uniited are statistically superior in attack this season, compared with Louis van Gaal's team two years ago

You mean after adding ibra,lukaku,pogba,baily and matic right? And now piano da Sanchez

dopeJemi:
Basically, what I meant was, I want to be very comfortable before getting married because it is hard for me as it is, as an independent young man, I wouldn't want that too when I am now responsible for the lives of maybe 3 or 4, I wouldn't even want to see a sign of difficulty

I get...but try have a reasonable and realistic one bro...cuz no be everybody dey fit arrange well before dem settle down....most guys can only afford basic things before them settle down e.g accommodation, a single vehicle and feeding.

Skimpledawg:
Beautiful man, beautiful!

Oluwa will make it be true for us all. No be only diggz go go

At least you and dopejemi still dey reason marriage ....if na dat my Delta brother wey be babalawo kan dey claim pastor e go dey use style dey end inside underage..... meanwhile elrony him know say him don over ripe for marriage as a 35yr old man

Nihilstjnr:
Bros,

You sef see am?

Because I no get money for lawyer, see as that oloshious elrony just wan change the contract.

E don tey wey I dey suspect say elrony for be babalawo wey dey form pastor for here ..no mind him

dopeJemi:
Marriage for me is near with age but far from mind, before I marry I wan make sure say going to Europe go be like taking a stroll for us

Na here una take dey make mistake so....in life there's always the right time or period or phase for everything. if you no do am when time reach based on some side goals....e go turn into carryover wey fit affect you or stress you out in the future.

In essence, I am saying you should continue to live your life head on....if you think its time for you to marry, you have someone to marry and you can afford to marry and take care of your family......strolling abroad with your family shouldn't be enough to stop you from getting married now....if not, you go be like 70 years still dey train kids dey go....that's if you want kids to start with.

raumdeuter:
You fit marry di.ggz and follow am go Europe

Arssshole

Skimpledawg:
Me sef don dey confuse.

Egbon diggz, help us revisit the terms and conditions of that Airmax sneakers matter months ago!

I dont think Nihilist suppose drop anything oh....the bet just be like that Nihi vs nateevs bet then.....Na only Nihi stand to benefit airmax if yoko score those number of goals but if he fails to score then na bragging right ibime go get.

dopeJemi:
Modelling ke, na small thing I take resemble Ibime now oh, which kind modelling job you think say Ibime go fit do? if I Waka now enter those modelling companies say I wan model for them, na crane dem go take throway me outside

I went for one Radio presenting job at ikeja, dem deceive us go the place, only to tell us when we reach there say na Owerri the job dey, after I don form phonetics finish with my sweet radio voice

Ogbeni... modeling no be for only people wey get six packs ogbeni.....diff ones dey abi na runway model you wan be ni? Billboard own dey,tv etc try go first before you dey rule yourself out for here....

Shey na fake job or you no just wan go Owerri?

sod09:
you wan go meet ibkayee by force abi
im just looking at you some how

Sodick wetin concern you inside ? Alabosi oshi....face Wenger pls and leave my ibkayee oga

elrony:
You fit model for Airmax na!

Or why you think say Ibime like Airmax

No dull o

If to say I fine like Pa diggz so, I for don dey model for FABoulous escorts or YOKOhama wildlife

Omo na those days naim fine gum me small o.....no b na bobs

dopeJemi:
Lmao I no do again abeg, frustration dey make Man think different things, I frustrate sotay I no know when I start to dey go auditions for acting, all the way from Abule egba to NTA for VI. Me wey no know anything about acting oh, na for there I take know say some of our celebrities still dey suffer, dey use aluminum chains dey cover up

Why you no try all those rosabel for ikeja for modelling jobs? Enough modelling outfits been dey that ikeja axis wey you fit dey get modelling jobs from na....at least I use am hustle way back use make small money.

And guy....you go gats do wetin you gats do o! No allow distance deter you from looking for your mulla....cuz na only time before you go actually get your breakthrough.

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Nihilstjnr:
You must have been staying in gbagada phase 1. My ex used to live right behind the place. Na she carry me go there sef. It was full of Unilag babes and some other okpos. This was probably 10-11 years ago though.

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You dey accurate for this one....

afrodoc2:
And we never mention those cash madams wey dey use body parts do jazz or the ones wey dey exchange people destiny like bureau de change.
If u consider all the job hazard both physical and metaphysical you go just stick to submitting CV upandan.

Bwuahahahaha..... na really submit CV upandan funny part be say na those young ladies in their 30s wey marry wealthy guys naim dey get boyfriends pass. ....at least based on the few ones wey dey on my matter way back....

Nihilstjnr:
honestly church parole in a new generation church with a phonetic speaking pastor is an excellent place to find these packages.

Na wetin pastor skimple dey use hook dem now for portharcourt. The only guy selling that gentrified gospel for those zones na Oritsejafor and the guy na ol skool lapel. Oritsejafor na MC Hammer, Apostle skimple na Drake.

Dopejemi you need raid all those churches for island especially - House on the rock and City of David. if you wan a true sugar mummy, as in grandma, you fit check out that English looking cathedral for CMS side. I'm you go see one or two rich widows there.

Don't go to Coza or Harversters sha. They are full of young people like you hunting the same pot of gold.

Da Nihilist..... twale!!!

Meanwhile sey you don attend harvesters before? I use to attend that church way back cuz it was right in front of the estate I was staying then.....

afrodoc2:
You think say u go dey house sugar mummy go come find u?
And all this one Na just to audition o, e sure u say u fit do the kind job wey do go ask u?
Na that time u go know say to carry pon pon sef fit dey more conducive to your health in general and your back in particular.

Bwuahahahaha guyman go soon find out say e no get anyone wey go easy....legit or illegal...you must put some work into it....you will have to earn your keep anyhow you wan use do am....

afrodoc2:
This thing no too hard. First take off that ring if e still dey your face. Make sure your dressing dey on point.

If your job entails interacting with customers one on one like bank job, telecom or marketing job better.

Then join church and gym (wey correct people dey go), go dey lounge for bars and restaurant wey those heavily paid, heavy duty single KPMG/Chevron/Schlumberger chicks dey go for lunch break for Lagos Island/VI.
If person invite you for any owambe or other correct party, attend it on sniper mode.

More honourable way sha is to make your own money and start frying the toskis of the women both young and old, that one na a la carte.

Twale dockita!!

dopeJemi:
Na only homosexuals dey carry their crase come my side, I no know why. Well, make we dey see sha, me sef wan be agent

Lol @ homos....Sha take am easy make you no go enter one chance...

Nihilstjnr:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/21/cambridge-analyticas-ruthless-bid-to-sway-the-vote-in-nigeria

Things a gwarn in this Nigeria of a country sha.

Na wa...

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The few times wey I don meet such women na for work environment....dey literally throw themselves at you...but my liver no carry me so na so so run I dey run.....

Leyqute:


Na everything you dey take play. Talk jare.

I don't know about you but we must enter that top four by fire by fire....

dopeJemi:
Mtchewww, no be all those mumu agents wey dey say make pay 15k, 20k for hook up, if I get that kind money, shey I go dey find sugar mummy ni I must skrrr skrrr with my Benz this year oh

Lol...ogbeni na the oldest trick for scamming book naim dem wan use for you be that o!

I don tell you to enter igboro go find by yasef....you must to see...

Dopejemi how ur sugar mummy waka na?

elrony:
Trust Raumdeuter to print posters and insert himself as Deputy Governor

Bwuahahahaha

Unlimited22:
Egbon diggz, evening sir. I hear from credible sources you'll be the next big thing in Delta politics.
Unlike the others, I admit I am famzing sir.
Remember me in thine kingdom.

Raumdeuter naim dey sponsor me.....Na my confirmed chairman bros

Skimpledawg:
Senior apostle, I hail you sir.

Nybrosbrou be the celeb this night.
How 'em kids and your beautiful Akwa ibom wife?

No be only celeb

We dey bros n you?

GloryIsaac:

Why are you angry sir?

Leyqute:
No more slaps Mr. Guvnor.

How ready are you for the Yoropa League? Cos it'll be very hard for you guys to break into the top 4. You still have to play Liverpool. With Baka Bigboi Yoko back, you'll probably lose that game.

How the fake and true fans dey for scummyland?

patrickmuf:
Diggz who is behind this your proposed transfer?
I'm asking just so that I can come here and cuss the hell outta the person when you start beasting in faraway lands just the way you do Mourinho each time De Bruyne and Salah scores...

Bwuahahahaha Raumdeuter is charge sir

raumdeuter:
You no see say I become diggz friend by force ni, No matter how much he abuse me, I no dey vex.

How I go use ordinary NL abuse take vex for Delta State governor of 2027

Amen o!!!!

Leyqute:
Egbon digzz no vex o. I dey bring 20 imported virgins come your side this weekend.

Papi High-Pastor Chief Digzz with the oyel money straw!

Weyrey.... abi you wan use slaps come meet me abi?