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Leyqute:
No be small thing.

Digz is red-eyed and out for blood but funlord is supposedly still nursing a hangover.

He'll soon be out AK-47 blazing and whatnot.

Please watch this battle in a crouched position to avoid being hit by stray bullets, viewer discretion is advised.


Meanwhile, let's have a word from our sponsors

This was the same way you guys kept on famzing cougar....who is a vet doctor one day...the next day he turns into a proper doctor or a consultant or an IT guru who earns 20,000pounds monthly....when Ekutelord started and came to limelight about same time cougar deleted himself from here for obvious reasons...he ... funlord actually started from humble beginnings..."from being a taxi driver' to fx to[b] being a confirmed RAT [/b]and now a self-acclaimed NL millionaire who can feed everyone from brokelyn ....yet... you cheerleaders will keep cheering him on....even in the face of his open stup1dity, without bothering to do simple arithmetic .... Yet...you guys get furious when bubu calls you guys lazy Nigerian yoots abi?

Oga Leyqute...wehdonsir

lalaboi:
[s]I did not open anything jor and stop being overly emotional.[/s]

Go ahead and be like the person you so desperately want to get back at as if, if you don't, your manhood go disappear or your bank balance go reduce.

Today is pettiness sunday incase you missed the memo ....... no man dead or alive especially not things like funlord who my kids will conveniently feed will chat shyte about them here....

I will take any insults that comes my way gladly...afterall I am the one who logs on to NL from dusk till dawn....but when a RAT chooses to attack my family...who don't know anything about NL...I will have to check the moduflacker...simples!

Kindly let me wallow in the foolslord paradise while I enjoy my day of pettiness in peace bros...cuz no one berated the f00l called funlord when he came here chatting shytee about my wife and kids....

Thank you

Evildoer:
Lol...

Funlord wey never recover fully from him flex of last night

Yet he was here viewing at exactly 11:46.....abeg don't be a lazy Nigerian youth like him mbok!!!

Fvck....even aghorfure motors or GIG motors wey comot for Lagos in the morning suppose done reach Ore heading to Benin.....I wonder were the bast@rd ajala driver called funlord is busy driving to today?

Man gets face more important things for now ..... I will be here to continue from part 1 when the [b]RAT is done servicing his alhajis and mentions Me[/b].....



Guys I greet una like wetin.....like ant1riot I salute all the wisest husband's,fathers,husband's to be and boyfriends not the irresponsible f00l @ 40 called funPhool!!!

homesteady:
Ahhh! You dey keep things for mind ohh. That was like 7 to 8 months ago. Besides I didn't insult your family like you are insinuating. I didn't even use insulting words on you like you did to me.

Anyway best of luck in your war with funlord.

You didn't insult my family but mentioned that my wife of over half a decade must be regretting getting married to me....right?

Incase you don't know.....I am a full fleshed proud south-south man....so we always keep scores of personals.....if you noticed I was even the first person who liked and shared that post.....and truth be told....you were lucky that was never said to my face in person....


I insulted you in person not your family cuz that was what you did....and you were the one who started the insults over iniesta...a normal discourse I was having with dayo that you weren't involved in anyway and wasn't your bizness to start with ...


Like I said earlier.....you are lucky those statements were made here and not to my face that is all I have to tell you for now....

femiti:
diggs, is dz you...for real? Ok o ur HIGHNESS.

nice one chief.....

femiti:
sir, I hope your opponent is not trying to park the bus...I'd advise you stop attacking your opponent for now and allow him play too. Thank you.

no worry yourself....we shall d1e here today...worse case scenario I will personally have him go meet his maker in real life....either ways...one person must to die here today....# shineka!!!

It is almost noon yet the bytch arss poverty stricken Modafvcker is still busy driving that tuketuke he calls a car.....same tactics he was actually caught using in the FX section sometime last year.....

funlord for yoursake and those of your moronic b@stards you will eventually call your kids tomorrow....I hope you jump off a fvcking cliff today....so I wont have to kee you blaady scumcvnt myself because my erections are non-existent and painful and it will be an extremely torturous slow death for a confirmed RAT like you

for fcvks sake someone really need to get funlord to come to the party....he is not a church goer....he was here before 11am last week sunday postinf sh1t about me....he cannot be in church at this time of the day please....and cant waste the hard earned money I used in buying this shekpes this morning....someone should please tell funlord diggz is still waiting for him to come suck my fvcking d1ck!!

Pls I don't do Pms...the only person I have ever PMed is airmark for the records...and I wont bother to WhatsApp any irresponsible creature named funlord @ 40 not married,without kids and greatest achievement in life is N9mi account balance..l...

I will rather do my battles here....and if he gats enter igboro last last....I am all in for the fvcking ride.....Pls someone or anyone should WhatsApp funlord from is WhatsApp number on is profile or get him out from that penny pinching middle man NL fx section he claims to be posting numbers while posting peoples money....kindly tell him Diggz is here waiting for him to come suck my d1ck!!!!


we need to set the ball rolling for fvcks sake......

lalaboi:
This is so unnecessary and not the right moment for a comeback.

That being said.. We dey on stand by

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Bruv it is very and extremely necessary.....you were the one who opened the gates of wife and kids....even tho you later inferred it wasn't what you meant....so I moved on.... Homesteady came here and did same thing and I refused to respond to it....


What led to the phool at 40 who calls himself funlord dragging my wife and kids...was never meant for him....I stated that much here before he attacked me last Sunday.....


I actually didn't want to use my alternate in being f00lish with him cuz he kept on mentioning Diggz like a tasty d1ck hungry bytch when he threw those snide remarks at my wife and kids.....so after serving my ban....I am here to settle scores....simples!

It is very necessary and today I am willing to go the whole 9yards....

weedtaker:
Mans be looking for reveeeenge..


abeg play me drake summer sixteen.

Take it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq0W6ZYUVss

sod09:
just 7 likes
My guy the one and only scummies slayer

Dude Likes and shares are for arsslickers like funlord because man like Diggz always does things for the culture nothing else

It's pettiness Sunday.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgovDDroPo

Lemme go get me some alomo or oriji or shekpe so I can officially usher myself IN when the doors of f00lineshness that I dropped in 2004 get opened by funphool..... because mandem gats really be able to descend into the level of the f00lishness that the lowlife self-acclaimed big for nothing ajala @ 40...Toyota camry 1999 NL millionaire Puppet called funlord brings to the table....

patrickmuf:
diggz bone this matter...Make una two retreat.

There will never be any retreating from my end...I can accept being called names and all....but when you join my wife and kids into any form of stupidity...then it becomes personal....I will see the end of this today or whenever that $hemale called funlord da toothless bulldog .... who have chosen even @ 40 to remain irresponsible both online and offline chooses to bark my way....

weedtaker:
wia the shoe picture na

Na small small bros...abeg make you no rush...try to be patient please...I will surely post one or two of those worn out ugly shoes here today because I am sure they are worth more than a month earnings of the confirmed RAT plus I am being petty as fvck today .....I go even throw in the contents of my fridge and entire kitchen to redefine pettiness here bros...... Kindly help me find that f00l at 40 called funlord to help me descend into my new level of low first...Thank you

meanwhile enjoy this song....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_U-woFm93g

[quote author=Nihilst..jnr post=67070836]There is much rejoicing in heaven whenever another toto is slain....I am only celebrating with my brother in the lord, not partaking in the communion.



Mehn I'm doing the family ting this year, so no chance. Plus my wife has handed in her notice due to starting a masters in spetember, so we're going to be a single income family for a while. Pepper no go too rest again for the next 2 years

I fit sneak go Finland or Estonia sha one weekend this year. I've heard some wonderful tales about those zones, and they are a lot more kinder to the pocket than the riduculously expensive Stockholm.

I'm currently working out of a cafe in Holborn. I no even send the people beside me when I dey format the screenshot. I'm a long way from home so they will never see me again [/quote]Can someone please help me direct the unrepetant f00l @ 40 called funlord to read this and at least attempt or pretend to have made sense out of it?

Who no go no know.....shoe get size but price must different.....Just because I have been falsely labelled as a renowned troll by EKUTELORD...I might redefine the word troll....by descending into a new level of pettiness on NL by posting pictures of my worn out Salvatore ferragamo shoes for likes and shares today....

Fresh out of Jail…..and it is Pettiness Sunday fam, blaady scumcvnts and funlord s girls……..#Facts Only…….

Before I proceed to spit the truth and nothing but the truth, so help me god…..Brethren’s Let us pray….

Father forgive me for the sins I am yet to commit and personal rules which I am about to cross…I know you see my intentions and they are definitely strictly about touching those who have deliberately chosen to dragged my wife and kids into their imbecility….Amen!

First things first Funlord…….I have to commend how your mind works girl….you are indeed a very talented fictional writer because that is exactly what your extremely poor existence is all about….fiction! Even in my best elements I will never…ever…. still stand a chance against a confirmed lowlife,deadbeat,arsslicking,sh1t eating scumcvnt like you….so Imma stick to stating facts only girl…..

Fun Facts about Rat..funLord Part 1:

1) Liar Extraordinaire

I am assuming everyone here is aware that liars are also thieves… right? It is nothing but a fact that when thieves(Liars) are caught 90% of them always snitch RAT out their fellow members for lighter punishments or try to drag in the innocents along just to punish them while they please their evil intentions or tag innocents as thieves(liars) just to deflect attentions from themselves especially when their intention is to go unnoticed when they carry out their evil plans e.g. Everyone who has ever had a misunderstanding with the EKUTELORD automatically gets labelled a broke hater…Why so?

Girl.....You can consider the next few questions to be from a concerned citizen of nairaland sports section trying to figure out if you were ever delivered and said to be normal as a child by the doctors...

Ogbeni Rimlord is it because you were birthed into brokenly brokelyn heights Lows?

Or is it because you and your lineage were born KINGS into the world of brokenness?

OR why is everyone in your fictional stories always broke or about your lineage being broke... [b]Girl?[/b]

Bytch…..I am here to teach you some brain manners to start with girl…. so start referring to me as coach whenever you 40yr old self-professed ball balling bipolar baller/piglet choose to mention me in your buffoonery…. because as a confirmed father of two beautiful kids that you chose to unwittingly disrespect…. I am here to teach, correct, guide and punish your excesses son……

[/i]Regarding my todays Sunday Pettiness party ……. YOU DEFINITELY DESERVE the sh1t I will be fvcking dumping on you sh1t eating mudafvcking NL-millionaire because I live in a NO RAT Zone bytch….receipts that you so crave for, you will definitely be privilege to get to see at the end of this post….. Afterwards…..Let you and the house be the Judge of you and the personality you have tried to promote and keep here….because even when I have chosen to be a troll, the jobless one and a [i]KEPT niqqa like you have now fUndly tagged me to be…..was never going to be a problem with me till you hypocritical pee pissing whimp chose to cower behind my wife and kids to throw what you think was subliminal (lol)….so I am here only facts blazing …my hungry cats steady rat chasing…because even my wife and kids live in a NO RAT ZONES….you can aswell blame my trolling career on being me, man, a husband to a lovely and kids of the free world…..

Still on my pettiness rants …. Is it not ironic that you and your entire fvcked up lineage can only wish for what a kept niqqa like me is privileged to see whenever I choose to step out of my apartment to my balcony below? Well…it is a free world so you pugnacious self-acclaimed cyber miscreant can as well tag it to be the IRONY OF LIFE PART 1 …..

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funlord:


So their own ewu worst pass naija own be that? Obama must hear this

Unfortunately you can only be seen or heard these days from the sideline......tho I understand you are busy with the fx section and all... but I hope you won't descend to being some side chic to some alhajis at this rate....?