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I dey greet o.. !

Where this yeye bar man, ehn..!?

Ok u don show, pls get me a chilled bottle of Heineken and a plate of nkwobi make I use enjoy this show.

Thank you

Eastbay:


How do you smell someone's breath online?

You have officially lost it.

You can tell from the amount of gibberish they spit each time a post is made.

sod09:
Nd d nigger never show face since morning
He's probably sucking Wenger's dick or hiding

Sod make una leave spy360 alone o! Na my guy .

Ibime:
Chelsea youth have completely lost faith in the club.

They are starting to see through the stack em high, loan em everywhere policy

Solanke now asking for £50k a week to stay.

This is a fantastic development. When we have Chris,we go chasing useless stone upandan for millions of pounds. We let Bertrand go for less than 15mil,so we could splash out cash luiz at first then,useless babarahman. See Ake.....

Who ever adviced solanke did a wonderful Job.

CFC pay up...!

raumdeuter:
We need to ask Hensben if we can compare them since they play in different leagues

Chaiii. .! Baba OBJ...!

Even if u no b obj son, I dey very sure una blood cross wankind.

sinizia:
I never thought I could cry and laugh at the same time so much this year like today. My friend thinks I've gone mad. LMAO!! Characters dey this football section. It's time to watch my words before I type them.

Bros internet no dey ever forget o...!

I get some great post on this thread wey I don reserve till end of the season. Make dem born asssnal well,make dem no make top 4 first...!

Abeg who remember the gist of walcottbolt greater or better finisher than aguero,ronaldo,saurez and co.?

Anyone.....?

Spy360 is a king....! King of okpata yans...! #myopinion.

N.B: oga Pataki defended this dudes opinion

Dongorgon5 you are triple much.....!

Haaaahahahaaaaaaaaa.. .

My belle o! My head o....!

Spy360 gayners NL man of the year. I dey hail thee o....!

Pls can someone help us with some of the gayners post before December 2015?

I will like to revisit some outrageous statements made on this thread either as Facts or Opinions,I don't care,kindly send everything in.

We need to have some good looooong laugh here!

#timetotrollgayners!

hensben:
@diggz you know nothing about football. Shikena. Many concur? Your ignorance is alarming.

Be careful hensben...!

I do not have the patience to accommodate your dimwitted self this afternoon.

Just carry your halitosis go front

AdeLaNa1:

Ah! Yes. He's back. I guess he must ve traveled or gone on vacation to Hawaii or some exotic Island far far away.

He's so excellent he waited for 11 months, over 26 games and about 1900 mins to get a league goal and a brace against Bournemouth. What a player indeed!!

No worry the magas in PSG and Madrid will still come and buy him for $50 million abi shey na pounds sef.....

You get time dey answer hensben when many don concur say na fraud hazard be especially this season.

edoyad:
Instead of am to answer my kweshin, he's shanjin topic. Classic Ramazuki Tactic (CRT).
As for me sha, I think Athletico have been more efficient in the UCL than they have been in their league. They just put in enough effort to get them past the opposition, no more no less
Bayern on the other hand have been wasteful, somewhat erratic if I might add. You never know what their next game will be like even if they win 5-0 in the first leg

True that.

Me for like make Simeon's athletico win this years UCL sha! Bcuz they have bin consistent for awhile now and they deserve to have their efforts crowned. Though if you ask me the outcome of the semis BTW dem n Bayern,I no go know who fit make am through over both legs.

Let the best n lucky team carry the day.

raumdeuter:
What are the chances of your team winning a league title in your lifetime? Spurs or Leicester even have a better chance than you

Chaiiiiii......!

Edoyad you see wetin arsene don do una?

Lwkmd

dmcdad:
Which means you called me out first. Anywayz, I will let this slide and forget about it.

Hope your weekend was great.

Yes I did bro and for a very good reason too. However, I don't feel any need to push this further. So no P.

My weekend has bin ok so far. Thanks. Hope u doing great?

Meanwhile,fashi d obsession yans pls. I no get that time at all. I only state things the way they are or seem to be from time to time bruv.

Anyways,gnite n peace!

mathys:
Bros ,I dey see say u don make chelsea your second club? Most of you barca guys go dey una thread they throw jibes at cfc at will,no one go cry a river. Una go comot from una thread come park well for here,no one go disturb una. Even for weeks when u and your goons turn here to playing ground just before and after mou got the sack,only few peeps complained here.

Sotey....! When una dey on una not winning streak,i fit count the number of cfc fans wey troll una yet,na so so cfc fans una use cry for una thread. Stuffs like classless fans,blah blah blah keeps on flying upandan for una thread. Asides airmark who visits your thread and hensben (before) over hazard matter i doubt you will see any cfc fan wey dey constantly show face for una thread or discuss barca matter for here.

Hope say when una no carry shibi at the end of the season,then we decide to descend on una,hope una go take am as mehn and not do linda ikeji style on us?

@ Dmcdad
This was the post that started the entire isssh. The moniker belongs to me.

dmcdad:
I honestly couldn't pick something outta this. Anywayz, wetin you no know leg and hand, leave am. Akoba adaba, Olohun... You know the rest.

My point? You should have left it for I and airmark rather than badge in. I wouldn't have fone far with this. Well, for the records, I just don't like digging up posts, but you trolled us wella, stop saying otherwise. And even if you did, it's allowed. But when someone starts insulting another, you expect the other to keep mute?

Leave matter for martha jare.

Bros for a guy who claims to be quite intelligent you chat a lot of bullocks for real. And, you can actually take that to CBN!

If you can't make sense out of a post that clearly states you and your goons have a knack for attacking an entire group instead of trashing out an issue with an individual is not my problem.

However,I challenge you to dig in and bring out a post plssss. If not, I will graciously add lying to the list of ur NL personality. Thank you.

dmcdad:
You for use insults follow me? Seriously? Wow... I no know say e don reach like that.

And to say DK spoil us, it's an insult to my person. Do you know me? Bro, I don't wanna brag but, 80% of folks here won't stand me in terms of intellect. I won't come here to tell you I have a degree in this or in that blah blah blah, but raw intelligence, mehn you go run. I'm a melancholic guy (commonly known as introvert) and by personality I'm a thinker and a perfectionist. So I know how to hold myself together and overlook certain things.For the records even, I for one don't make such generalisation as to saying all Chelsea fans are this or that. Regardless of how majority of you guys are, I still know there are sensible ones at least on here, and hence the need for me not to generalise.

I come here sometimes and analyse your match objectively. I could remember I analysed your match against Chelsea with the way it transpired. I did that with some of your guys. I gave my views as regards where you guys went wrong and what could have been done, but of course your likes would never have known because you don't expect anything positive from us. And I dare say you have never come to our thread to make such sensible and objective post other than to troll us. So, you are as guilty or even more guilty than me or some of my folks.

He who is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone. Good morning.

Guy faraburukwu bale ojare.......

Na exactly wetin I dey talk be dis so, na who dey troll u guys? Pls try to cross check again because you are pointing your fingers at the wrong guy without having any fact as usual.

Pally,I do not have time for internet f00lishness. As a matter of fact,I no dey show face for ur thread to spew rubbish plus i even no show face for una thread when you guys had your bumpy period so,wetin make you say I dey troll you guys? Except you support arsenal I do not know what you are talking about bruv. And,even the arsenal trolling self anyone can relate with it bcuz of direct rivalry. And, na only that my cocoanut head friend spy60 I dey always dey mess around with.

Bros,all this plenty talk about intellect,bin an introvert and blaaaah blaaah blah proves nothing bruv and you know it. So no derail the point of focus.

Lastly, I need you to show a proof of me trolling ur club in the last one year. Scrap DAT make it 2years or simply choose the number of years u desire. Thank you.

Spy360:
What I want is to win titles, Wenger or not.

If Wenger cannot deliver titles he should go.

But then a second question arises- who can deliver?

The best coaches are tied;
Guadiola is with Man City, Carlo with Bayern, Conte has moved to Chelsea, Klopp with Liverpool, Poch won't leave Tottenham for Arsenal, and don't even mention Mourinho.

So who?

They should not even mention mou abi? Who deceive you say mou like to coach useless club like arsenal and their yeye players ?

Taaaaah! Stoopu dat nonsense osisooo their now....!

dmcdad:
Yeah sometimes we complain of how some of you guys are classless. Such complaints ain't made because we are Barça fans and we don't want such persons to say whatever they like. No! It's just that when peeps start saying things like Iniesta is unproductive, Busi is whack, Neymar can only play in La Liga, Suarez is a cheat, Piqué is average, Mascherano is this, and Alves is that, then the same peeps at some other times would come and tell you Barça won this or that because of they have an elite team. At this juncture, you begin to wonder what some people's problems are. The only non-average player in Barça is Messi, and even that too can't play in EPL as some of you guys would say.

If you were in our shoes, how would you feel? Taking into full cognizance of the facts that when arguments ensues, Barça players are all supermen, but at other times, this or that player are carry-alongs. You sef no go tire for such persons?

No one is complaining about trolling us when we lose. That in itself is normal and part of the fun as fans of such clubs. If you can brag about your club being the best or one of the best because you win matches, why can't you take the heat when it's time to mourn for your club's losses? So that's normal.

At this juncture you can now vividly see why sometimes we complain. The bone of contention ain't because you guys troll us, but that some just out of the blue start spewing certain ridiculous and inconsequential gibberish which makes the subject matter at the fore absurd.

I hope you caught my drift. Cheers.

Guy, ain't got no problem with you or any of ur fellow cules trying to stand up for your club! Never will bro.

However, I do have an issue with you guys when you skip addressing an issue with a particular person then you choose to insult the entire CFC fans bro! That is where I do have an issue and will continue to.

Ibime and nihilist na CFC fans but both defer sharply on iniesta matter. Airmark get him views about busi but,how many CFC fans u see support am? Or hensben still with the neymar vs hazard matter.......yet u guys do always find it convenient to categorize all as one. I swear if no be the kind of poster I see u as for NL,na better insults I suppose use follow you yan this matter.seriously!

Anyways, I know say na DK naim spoil plenty of una,if not, na who actually dash monkey banana?

raumdeuter:
Currently on the Barca thread there is a Chelsea fan trying to prove the Iniesta is irrelevant, There is another chelsea fan who has been at it all season with gifs attacking Busquets, Never mind the long Hazard vs Neymar comparison and the this and that cannot play in EPL

So how do you expect barca fans to respond? Can you suggest?

Dk you of all peeps suppose know wetin I dey talk about except u wan just use ur normal I hate everything English join for the matter. And, e no concern me tho! Fact is ibime get matter wey him GATS clarify no mean say him dey constitute nuisance for there. And rightly so, u see Nihilist they try counter am bf u join. Nihilist na fellow CFC fan burr na neutral on the said subject. Yet, u will always see this glorified I better pass my neighbors doing follow follow as long as it has sometin to do wit their players or club....

Nihilist:
Barry and Scholes are both central midfielders

I no mention anybody name, I just dey report wetin I see for BBC sport

Sorry jare I think say na bale I see bf....

I see say u dey do Fela things..

U no mention name indeed (lol). I don help u call am sha(lol).

Nihilist:
Just saw in BBC sport that Gareth Barry has more EPL assists than Scholes.

#ProductiveNiggaAlert

Ibime ....! Nihilist dey find you o....!

Meanwhile @ Nihilist why you wan compare both players in terms of productivity when dem obviously no dey play same position?

Just asking bruv

AdeLaNa1:
Kane! Kane! Kane!

This one wey u dey shout Kane so na who u wan flog or na u dem dey flog self?

I get u man,that guy is on fire! If he stays injury free next season and still replicates his form,DAT mad Levy fit put 500million price tag for the boy head.

nateevs:
Hehehe.

Our season don die finish na. Wetin I go do?
I no jump sha o.

Ok....korrect.

Please, I need your opinion on who should go,who should stay and who to buy for next season?

nateevs:
Jamie Vardy!

Oga nateevs I see ur name naim I rush make I come read ur take on the whooping we got from mcity, just to see Jamie vardy

U don jump ship

raumdeuter:
Slowly dey do am or change that location because if people suspect say na arrangee. Go another location use am for them

Its more profitable than naijabet

Back of my mind I son already decide that one bcuz the wey their eye use red ehn.....! Them fit leave bottle for Mi head if them find out.

Na to visit another spot next week sure pass. As a matter of fact I don sabi place wey I dey go collect my weekend chop next week.

Thanks boss!

raumdeuter:
Tell me how you did it

I suppose dey collect tithe o

One of them,I copy the one wey u use on bimfo during the inietas matter.

To cut the plenty story short, I dey always open up pit holes to use hammer them. Chai....! Dk u are tooooooo much.

Aspa tithe make I try the formula again,if e enta na to remit sharply....

Spy360:
I hate this club with a passion. At a time when you expect them to do something for you they just totally mess up.

USELESS BLIPPING CLUB


SPECIALISTS IN FAILURES

#F9

Phoool u too show face?

Hope una go win una fourphy this season so? Better people dey talk uber useless human wit rotten Titus fish as brain supporting a useless coach,players an
d team like asssssssnal still show
Face

May amadioha castrate u ......

Oga Dk aka dayokanu aka rama da guru....

I hail you officially my oga sir! I use your NL formular and pattern for presenting and backing up ur position and points use catch some people for mugu and chop some kool kudi today.

I had to come pay my due respect as after OBj na u bros.

Greetings sir.

Una Ehn some people are just born wickedt.....

Nonso wetin olaone do u

Chai... Why not give him acid to drink since your intention is to commit murder