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Lukaku doing what he does best....

dopeJemi:
I swear I don even forget, take me back to the page abeg

Bro abeg make we 4get the bet. Na evil season b dis one. Everything just dey strange

Chelseafan1:
It's not so hard to tell that a simpleton like you have no elders or parents you respect at home, hence, the way you insult peoples parents would mean nothing to you, I won't be surprised if you are typing this hogwash from under a bridge somewhere in oshodi shouting Ikeja, Ikeja, mile 12 with a wrap of Igbo in ur hand, if not, I wonder why you will choose to pick on me since yesterday when I'm clearly not the only one in support of Mou's sacking, what exactly is paining you, I still don't know.

This whole mess started when you, out of your sheer stupidityy chose to blame me for the arguments Dayo and friends had over Messi/Ronaldo when I wasn't even involved in the debate, if that's not a case of you looking for someone to pour out your frustrations on, then clearly your brain was on sleep mode when you posted that rubbish.

I'm not responsible for your pains, let me be abeg.

There is a straight up rule the scumbag elders in your family never taught you ;

"If you never complained or addressed a flaw in someone when the going was good in the open,then you have no right or moral justification to spit a word when things are rough except you are a pr1ck."

The interesting thing about you must be,you are a biatch with a d1ck and you are experiencing your first hard-on. But unfortunately for you,the idiots you grew up with didn't teach you zilch so,you are here on NL having us endure your mumucity bcuz,mister idiocy suddenly have an e--rec--tion and don't know what to do with it.

Your tasteless classless underachieving self decided to insult me first bcuz I mentioned ur name. Now guess what,I did it out of purpose to test u as a person and you failed woefully like you were suppose to.I mentioned ur moniker and what was your reaction, Mister I own a bizness with my younger brother, 4 employees and my mum brought me up well.....!?

If a confirmed otondo like yourself waiting for government handouts can react so poorly to me mentioning your moniker,how do you expect a more successful person to react?

Fact is,I can look for suitable stories to tell the world about how you do conductor work at mile 2,smoke weed blah blah blah blah but, they won't out muscle you bin a glorified slowpoke who depends on the government allowee to survive. You can buzz me when you come back from the north,you live and work in Lagos,pay a rent of nothing less than a mil a year,feed yourself and your family,pay ur tax,e.t.c

I know this is a faceless forum so everybody can form anything. But,if you are 30years of age and na minimum wage you dey wait to collect from FGN. I can straight up see how your miserable life will end up.

Slave...

dopeJemi:
imagine we sack van gaal 2mao and hire mourinho on monday


We will really be meeting your sorry asses at the right time

Lol.....

Meanwhile,all your talk before the season aspa cfc enter sha

Our bet still stand or we don cancel am?

Chelseafan1:
Lmao, my elders aren't on Nairaland spewing thrash and forming king Kong.

You are the useless one , it's obvious to everyone here.

Get lost and quit ranting like a deranged dog on heat.

Anuofia.

What is obvious to everyone is your blatant stupidity. You spew thrash just to sound smart when you be correct Olodo.

Aspa ur elders u represent the idiocy passed from them to you and no be my fault say you carry am reach NL.

Chelseafan1:
All these on top Mou sacking?? U are useless.

Get out of my mentions.

Wetin dey worry dis slave sef ? and na who dey discuss mou mata with u? I swear na God go punish u.....! And na ur elders for house dey useless.

U can go fcvk ursef...

Slave...

Chelseafan1:
Lool....ur frustrations and miserable life is none of my business, I don't care about what you say or think, free me abeg, make I enjoy this match, if you pained about the things I posted about myself yestemrday, don't put ur frustrations on me.

I really dunno what that has got to do with this talk about Mou's sack.

May boko chopoff your head for bin such a dunce. I mean why won't I be frustrated when a total ninny like you,chats rubbish all day like you are bin paid to do so?

Where you carried for 9months at all? Silly fcvks like you should have followed menstruation waka

Ozwo.....

Chelseafan1:
Lwkm...it is obvious even to a blind man that you are suffering from frustration.... just like I said in the post u quoted, I won't stoop so low to insult ur dad, the poor man deserves some respect.

by poor I don't mean he's not rich, if na dt one dey make ur body hot like oven.

You are truly a simple minded child who considers himself to be smart and,I feel sorry for you..!

If you like jump high,bend left or right,it still doesn't change the fact that you are a fcvking inbred trying to find your feet in life.

It is hardly a week since you started posting epistles here, so I implore you to feel free and be more Stewpid. Afterall,at the very least this thread will catch up with ManUs and you can add that to the things you have managed to achieve in you miserable f00lish life.

Chelseafan1:
I won't stoop so low to insult ur dad in return, the poor man deserves some respect.

E b like say dem dey worry u. Abi,ode dey embedded in ur genes ni?

You see me throw insults ur way before? Abi,no be after u type dat rubbish naim I help u edit am?

For someone who claims to be all nice and proper,I advice u to stick to dat way of life ok.! Bcuz dis will be the very last time I will accommodate ur stupidity.

If I get one more side insult from u,na both u and whoever be my mate for ur family and upwards I go insult. Pls tk note.

Chelseafan1:
Na me make Dayo and co dey argue who made Messi and Ronaldo in the past 4 pages or so abi??

O da wipe ori e tin yi.

No be u dey busy dey form ogbonge pundit with yeye talk wey lead to ur daddies showing face for here ...?

O da wipe ori Baba e tin yi ....

[quote author=Spy360 post=41120342[b]]I do not rate managers by the number of titles they have won, I rate them based on what achievements they make with the available players.
[/b]
For example, I have great respect for Ferguson because he won titles with not so fantastic squads. Ferguson doesn't spend much (as LvG), but he gets the best out of his players.

I respect Klopp, Ranieri, Pochentino, Pardew etc.

I have little respect for Pelegrini, LvG (he was great but seems to have fallen), and of course Jose.

For someone like Pep, he plays good football with excellent tactics, his problem is that he still needs big players to execute his tactics. I rate him for his tactics.

For Enrique, take away Messi, Neymar and Suarez and Barca will not be better than Espanyol.

Jose is more pragmatic in approach, which helps him a lot. His defensive 4-2-3-1 formation, requires big stars to execute. Unfortunately it has become outdated, and his inability to upgrade tactically led to his downfall.

Arsene like Ferguson vary his tactics to suit his available players. He has transformed from an initial 4-4-2 to 4-5-1 to 4-1-3-1. The good thing about him is that, his teams play good attacking football, whether they are average or big stars. Also his ability to groom (just as Fergie) is a big plus. Once with a complete team, Wenger went unbeaten a whole season- the only one to have accomplished that.

So if you ask me, based on current performance, how do EPL coaches rate?

Top 4
1. Ranieri- Leicester
2. Flores- Watford
3. Pardew- C Palace
4. Wenger- Arsenal

Bottom 3
1. Martinez - Everton
2. Van Gaal - Man Utd
3. Mourinho - Chelsea[/quote]You my friend,reek of enormous idiocy and plain stupidity.

Just shutdafcvk up already....!

What a plank.....

@ Nihilist

Shey u see wetin I tell u about this guy?

Na specialist in typing all sorts of rubbish, all in the name of MY OPINION...!

Mscheeeeew.....

Shiorrr...God abeg o...!

Na Chelseafan1 make this we thread no rest at all....

Hope we all can move on since MOU is no longer with us.

Meanwhile,I no know as I wan use watch we matches with fcvks like diegoat Costa,useless hazard and fab still wearing the blue jersey

I hope they kontinu with the bonanza sha....!

Oloriburuku players .....

Chelseafan1:
This is an insult to my personality, I hope you know that

besides I don't take alomo, buy me Maltina

The school where I currently serve in the north, my boss is far too kind, my fellow corpers and I always do all we can to make him happy and give our best to the students, other schools where the bosses choose to act silly to their corpers, na dem dey suffer am.

In Mou's case, if his players aren't happy, who go suffer am?? the worst that can happen to the players is for them to get sold off to other clubs

U just dey serve? Den Nihilist was correct about the work area thingy he mentioned earlier...

Anuways,wishing u all the best while u serve ur country and ur safe journey back home from service in the north.

Pray u no face useless subordinates wey get mouth for office pass u sha bcuz na dan u go understand wetin Nihilist dey preach about since.........!

TheGoodJoe:
I am not bashing him. The coaches who spend more to bring in players most times will do better than a coach who spends less.

Last season, Man City did not reinforce much and we did not perform as we did the season before. It happened to Mancini too.

Mourinho is lucky to coach at places where he can wipe out who he wants and buy who he wants. When he fails, he simply says it, I did not get the players I want.
[b]
Remember, he had Eto'o, Demba Ba and Torres and Said he had no striker.

He dropped them and spent huge for Costa.[/b]

Jesu.....!

Pls can people start talking proper?

@ lala see what I got from espn....

Pep Guardiola is a fraud. Bayern would be mad to give him a third season. That's two years in a row that his team get their rear ends handed to them in the semifinal, 3-10 on aggregate, are you kidding me?

Who cares if he won the Bundesliga? It's kinda hard not to win the Bundesliga, to be honest, when you manage Bayern. Every single guy who has managed the club in the past 19 years has won the title, except for Jurgen Klinsmann. This is a league where the second-place club is freaking Wolfsburg, a team with Bas Dost and Nicklas Bendtner sharing time up front.

It's a one-team league, especially now that Borussia Dortmund have imploded, and the only team is the one Pep is lucky enough to coach.

And guess what? It's getting worse. Bayern won the Treble before Pep's arrival. In his first season, they got the Double. This year it's just that measly German championship. Next season? Logical progression suggests it will be a big fat zero if they stick with Pep and his nonsense.

High line? Pressing? Weirdo formations with a jockey-sized fullback like Rafinha at center-half? Come on now. How about working on some defending so two otherwise fine centre-backs like Jerome Boateng and Mehdi Benatia aren't made to look like statues frozen in time?

Don't be fooled by this guy. Sure, Pep won some domestic and European silverware at Barcelona, but that was because he inherited a great team. After all, Frank Rijkaard won plenty at Barca as well, with some of the same players. What happened to him? His last gig was managing Saudi Arabia, who sacked him in 2013.

Ultimately, Pep is exposed because, simply put, he can beat up bad teams but struggles against good ones. Want proof? Witness his record against the teams currently in second to sixth place right now in the Bundesliga: Wolfsburg, Borussia Monchengladbach, Bayer Leverkusen, Augsburg and Schalke. Played 10, won 3, drew 3, lost 4, scored 10, conceded 12. A losing record.

Enough of the hype. Enough of the outdated tiki-taka. This emperor has no clothes.

That's fine. Defeat has consequences and they range from criticism to a boot to the backside.

Except once the air clears, you need to take a step back and ask yourself on what basis you should judge a manager.

The cliché that "results are everything" is downright foolish. Results, particularly in a low-scoring game such as football, are a function of many things, including chance and probability. This is especially true in knockout competitions.

kokaneprodigy:
You forgot to note the number of players Wenger will bring in with a certain amount when compared to mourinho.
Wenger will buy a starter and a bench for 50M i.e two players, while mourinho will spend all that on one player.
Reason arsenal has a more robust squad than Chelsea, reason mourinho couldn't bench those that were not performing cos he didn't trust his bench to do better.
Reason arsenal can still get results in the absence of key players.

Players like sonogo and ........Jesu wake me from this nightmares plssssssss......

Reason wengay is specialist in failure and arsenal are past local champions.

Reason why they have failed in Europe and they are yet to win EPL over how many seasons and waited for over 8years to celebrate FA cup like they won the UEFA or Europa.

Reason why MOU>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WENGAY.

Mehn na work to type epistle on top this MOU matter however,it is interesting to see peeps like chelseafan1 bashing MOU all of a sudden.

I know bluediva and nateevs have always had their reservations abt MOU. If we decide to go back in time for a minute I am sure we will see a lot of stuffs dey posted abt MOU bf dis sack. Though the one wey dey annoy me pass na the way dem easily attach cash to MOUs success dis time around.

Anyways @ Chelseafan1 we all get ur point even though we probably won't agree with certain things u mentioned. Meanwhile bros,abeg u bros, kindly relax small on the MOU matter plssss....

Mou was never a saint burr I am sure most cfc peeps will like to still see him as such.

SIRcumalot:
So his achievement with porto count for nothing because he is portugese.
But Pep's achievements with Barcelona's is impressive because he isn't catalan ?

Am done with these jose stuff
If chelsea fans can downplay his achievement to make their self feel good who I be to complain ?

As in ehn.....! U go fear,fear naaa....wetin person eye dey read for here ehn....! Smh....

Where is the loyalty cfc fans? I can see some peeps typing okpata yans while downplaying the greatness of MOU as a coach and manager.

Oga nateevs and bluediva una fall my hand with the money talk sha......

Anyways,on to the next one.....

sinizia:
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Siniza ur response stinks of high level of idiocy for someone of ur level......

What u posted earlier and my response wasn't far off.... Pls lets not descend to the usual madness on NL. Thank you.

Pataki:
Chelsea management played into his hands. I was seriously praying that he does not get sacked and rather he sinks Chelsea into relegation.

Now the excuses will start pouring in.

At least you and most cfc fan base share same opinion about not wanting Jose to get the sack. Aspa relegation? I trust you not to bet ur balls against cfc not getting relegated under MOU.


Mou 2ucl cups,1 Europa.....abeg where the spoon wey wengay don win?

sinizia:
lvg and manure's 3-year plan: 1. Buy the philosophy 2. Play the philosophy 3. Crash the philosophy.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWcGT-xW4AIC3BL.jpg

FIXED...

AdeLaNa1:
Mourinho’s in the last four seasons: 2 trophies, €400m spent and two sackings.

Don't you fink it is highly irresponsible for you to post this here when you still have your manager who is abt to break the record?

dopeJemi:
Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It's been a while since I did this but

[size=28pt]LONG MAY YOUR WOES CONTINUE, DOWN IS WHERE YOU BELONG AND DOWN IS WHERE YOU'LL REMAIN [/size]


Pathetic club

Fcuvk u.....!

Moving on....

Anyways,aspa the sack some peeps already hv their wish answered.

MOU my man...u fcvk up plenty burr this is wishing u all the best going forward. Abegg try send me little part of d 40mil

Here is hoping we do better going forward.

CFC even when we relegate and get back on our feet .

Meanwhile,Diego Simeone for no badt sha o...!

chrisley024:
Leicester is now a rival not chelshit so chelshit should do the needful. Leicester attacking team and poor defence would likely favor chelshit.

If no be say I get respect for man U..I for .........

Spy360:
GO AND SOAK GARRI WITH ICED WATER, YOU NEED AM.

E BE LIKE SAY THIS HARMATTAN SUN DEY DRY YOUR CRANIAL CAVITY

When a man no dey well informed but,thinks he is,na problem my guy.

May you forever grow in who you are. Bye..!

Spy360:
Don't just open your mouth and talk, if you have reasons to back up your argument just as I do, then spill it. We dey here.

I can not compete with ur level of intelligence my friend.
Plus I deal with facts and not reasons too.... Anyways,today na Sunday and I no intend to offend God. So do us all a favour use Google to help you out with your reasons before polluting a public forum with your ill-informed opinions or myopic reasons. Thank you.

Spy360:
Clear him on what? Clear him on what!

That Wenger has not won any titles at all or that he spent millions without achieving anything?

Wenger is not a kind of opportunistic managers like Mourinho and van Gaal that destroy a club's future because of ephemral gains.

If Wenger had the quality of players in the present Chelsea or if he had £300m to spend in building a squad he would go unbeaten a whole season.

And guess what, he has done it before without any of those incentives.

Wenger could easily win the title if he spends £300m like van Gaal, but knowing his onus, decides to achieve that without any notable signing accept for a former Chelsea reject- Petr Cech, for £11m. We are going top of the league today having also qualified for the R16 of CL with just a goal keeper as signing. Neither van Gaal nor Mourinho can achieve that.

Wenger deserves credit.

Wenger >> LvG + Mourinho

My good God.....!

Cech a Chelsea reject...?

Wenger>>>> lvg + mou ?

Walcott>>>>>>aguero+saurez+ronaldo and co....

If I talk now one deadbody go come in ur defence say na ur opinion....

Specialist in spitting okpata talk......

Nihilist:
I'm not exactly sure what is cringeworthy about that.... Jose is one of the greatest managers of the modern era.

Definitely by far more successful than your manager...

Bros u get time o...! The brainless ewure guy wey say Theo Walcott na better finisher compared to aguero,ronaldo and co..naim u bother dey respond to......

Anyways,Daniel go nid consult with hazard on how to stay injury free.

This season has bin a super fcvk up sofar and MOU is d biggest of d fcvk ups! Haven't said that,I can not support letting him go! At least not now for me.

Meanwhile,I can not wait to see the back of the following players;
1. Mikel fcvking Obi
2. Diego Lunatic Costa
3. Ramirez
4. Falcao
In this order.

For those asking for Iva's head abeg make una leave am pls....... I suggest we move him to his natural CB position since captain fantastic terry is likely to retire at the end of the season.

raumdeuter:
See serial rejects from all over Europe sodomising EPL leaders

Its only in EPL that rejects like SHaqiri, Bojan, Arnatovic and Affelay can be shining

Bros hup u realize this thread is not EPL's general thread and ground for steewpid throlling?

I can point at Claudio pizarro,chicharito,boatank and co.... and also type this ur okpata yarns above.....

Pls respect this thread or ur age and stop messing around.

Thank you sir!