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Well I can wish abi? @spyker I no ask you for wife o. How you know say I no dey USA?

I said ''my'' perfect, not the perfect. Cant a guy muse again!

Dat is probably egusi, some peeps say its becos of tomatoes but I cant stand egusi without tomatoes.

Or maybe someone is stealing meat with his hands

or ur kitchen is too hot

Always warm egusi last thing at night, or whenever you take from it, even if its still warm.

Dat is probably egusi, some peeps say its becos of tomatoes but I cant stand egusi without tomatoes.

Or maybe someone is stealing meat with his hands

or ur kitchen is too hot

Always warm egusi last thing at night, or whenever you take from it, even if its still warm.

My perfect woman wont insist on tagging along when I want to hang out with the boys and start scowling when I hit the booze!

My perfect woman won't always say ''you don't know what you want''.

My perfect woman won't badger me to change, change, change.

My perfect woman won't start 3rd world war just becos I smoke cigar.

My perfect woman will say sorry when she hurts me.

My perfect woman won't tell my friend I am immature.

My perfect woman won't be irritated when I am down with malaria and throw up evrywhere.

My perfect woman won't be so insecure.

My perfect woman listens to me, not her brother.

You shld have prtended you saw nothing! Gone out and away without a word. Hope the guy was not still naked when you were begging him?

I would have ignored ur post but for the effort u put into writing the epistle. You drank rat poison ke? You foolish o. So no pity ya mama, papa, family. Bad pikin! becos of to to? Chei! Abeg just shut up and stop falling men hand! 30! U think say life na cartoon? Or home video?

@coolier dont get him into more trouble.

Keep chanting wasn't me.

Na wao! See me dey slack here since. I need wife ooo! O.k. new thread quick!

Candylips & Okechi make una no tear the babe work now?

O.k. o. No vex.

Cohomology:
Don't be confused; appreciation and encouragement is all the good doctor needs.

You still dont get Aisha's point do you? You quite slow for all the hot air you blow. Thank God, at least you can spell.

aisha2:
Am not confused, for the past 3 years I have been working to help children get access to schoolarship, it will be misleading for a report to be writen and titled Aisha2 eradicates illiteracy in Nigeria.
In all our little ways beyound complaining we should contribute to helping out in our communities

My point exactly. I know Ubiaja. I have lived there. It is not a worm ravaged community. I make my own contribution to a topic, then one guy jumps out of nowhere and calls me an ''Idiot with the brain of a wasp?'' Even the poster has modified his subject. Look, cohomowhatever, learn to express urself without using invectives. I take great exception to being insulted even on a faceless forum. I will not condescend to your level yet, but try and put ur brains which is the size of a dinosaurs to better use.

By the way, what do u mean by ''eradicate?''

I just hope they are not using the kids as guinea pigs again. Trovan & all.

Did Ubiaja people tell the corper worms were their problem? Abeg E!

Hmmm. Good one. I have decided that it just with hindsight you feel dat way. If it happened all over again you would probably make the same desicions. I used to feel so bad , wondering why I wasn't a better man? Why I lost my temper? Why I drank so much? Why I did not stop smoking? The list is endless. But , it all gone, memories only. And time you know colours memories. Of course we learn everyday. There are some things I would do diff now. But the koko is to love the one you with right now and let the old flame die, lest u be trapped in a vicious cycle of regret and nostalgia.

So u are a poacher? Na una dey destroy our wildlife? Endanger our animals? Hope you know there is a law guiding sale of elephant ivory?

Jeeeeez!!! What on Earth did he run into??

Why not fly to Owerri, then from there take a taxi to Enugu. In Abuja most buses load from Jabi. For Enugu Peace Mass Should be ur best bet. Just ask a cab driver to take u to peace mass in Jabi. Shld be lke seven hrs by rd. not too sure though. Best bet, Owerri.

I once went to have my hair cut and the lousy barber without bothering to consult me just shaved my brow off! I was livid! He said it was too bushy!
I looked so strange. My forehead was so wide. Most people did not realize what was diff, they tot I was sick!

Yes o. I think some christian pentecostal songs are pointless.
''Ogboni power, powerless power,
'' Eckankar power, powerless power,
''Mammy water, power etc, ''

Why not leave Ogboni to do their thing. If they sang abt christians like that people will shout!
It is a very unchristian attitude. Just looking for trouble.

Hear dis one,
''Satan don fall for gutter, match am, match am!''

Hmmm. So if you see Satan fallen in a gutter you will jump into the gutter to ''match'' him? Sorry.

Why do women shave their eyebrows and draw a line with a pencil? It is Akin to shaving your head and painting it with charcoal! Some of them have really lovely brows, but they shave it and draw Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Why do women colour their eyelids? I have never seen a woman that looked better after doing that. They use some really shocking colours and you can't help wondering if she had any idea how she really looked. Who ever tot up something as dumb as colouring eyelashes? So if you give birth to a baby with pink lashes, won't you run?

O.k. S/A lets get serious. You made some good points but the question of addiction is relative. Addicted to what? If its Marijuana then thats no big deal! The tragedy of love is that it is essentially invasive. Why do we always want people to change to what we think they should be just becos we love them? Everyone has his personal demons and with understanding something sensible can always be worked out. It is easy to be judgemental when you look from outside.

Real love is not loving the perfect person, but loving the imperfect person , ''perfectly''.