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From ur spellings I can only conclude dat if you were one of the translators of the Bible , things would have been much worse! |
O boy, you go kiss some other chick. |
Its still the best way to wash ur back . |
mama-Gee don carry belle, ![]() |
Its a close tie btw akpu and pounded yam, infact they can be combined ,but akpu stinks. However it has a major advantage over pounded yam, it can stay for long without preservation unlike pounded yam that will go bad in hours. Eba is friendly, easy to make but a bit insipid. Amala can be wondaful if u cultivate the taste, very smooth, unlike abrasive eba, but you need like a ton to really get you there if you really ravenous. |
Doctors are in high demand not only in Nigeria but in the whole world. Its a simple case of supply and demand, not many people read med. I will not know how lucrative it is , but u said ''employment opportunity''. |
Definitely medicine. |
@mobilesola u seem very well acquainted with the facts in issue. Are you sure you are not the affected party? Because all dis 3rd hand advice is really akward. Anyway tell ur ''friend'' to give it a little time. If u are not yet married to a woman u cant really call her urs. How would u expect her to tell? And is it not just a little bit too convinient that she ''lost'' the baby? O boy come clean o. Tell the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. |
@Tudor better come off ur high horse. Everyone knows Lady Gaga is into Demon worship so how does someone commenting on it translate into Africa being in the shutters? Oh so you are now so westernized dat u dont believe all d demon crap? So if we dont believe almighty google it is u we should follow, Abi. If you are so mentally emancipated go and stand in the middle of a graveyard by 2am! |
@Alloy, God bless u jare. So d man jus put 200k for pocket they wait Weird Mc? Hmmmm. The babe is refreshingly wowougly! As she be lesbo she for reject the man gift. Her songs at best are annoying. |
I got the mother of hangovers. Someone says the best cure is anoda drink! Boozoids in da house, wat u say? |
Walk up to him and say ''Hi are you related to one Victor Akanbi? You look just like him! We were classmates in sch''. Anyway dis is sure to get u into the limelight. |
@poster If ya dont know how to dance beta go start taking lessons now ma dear cos there is no escaping it o. You get to dance that day not jus dance but dance like koso! Not oyibo dance o, but the African thing ,Unless you want to be like dat our coz, lol |
I am worried about dis guy, He seems to be very disturbed. |
Hey I dont advice anyone to go to mala o. They are very racist . Forget the advert on CNN. Lots of nigerians are stranded there. there are others in jail. Lousy place. And lately I hear they eat blacks? |
Sari, i was sarong. |
''I am sorry, i was wrong''. |
Its fairly straght forward. I think ur sch always has a code and they will have to send ur name to law sch 1st. 4rm the net u will see ur name & code. Relax, fill in ur name and other info like if u have ever had a criminal matter in court. I think there is a column you have to stamp in court. Any column u dat is not relevant ignore it. but plzzz, make sure u dont make mistakes. take ur time dont be in a hurry. Goodluck |
wat kinda code? I know nitels was 031 |
Abu you again! Must u post rubbish? I will checkout ur profile now to see if u have a constant compulsion to churn rubbish! Why not eat ur kid? Or one of ur relation? |
abu na quarrel you jus wan cause for here o. Joke spose cos laughter not strife! |
You know when I was growing up in the mid 80's we used to read so much novels . It was hip to read then. We were always exchanging novels with friends. There where good books everywhere. Does anybody remember the pacesetters series? Or books like The passport of Mallam Ilyia, An African nights entertainment, Juju rock all written by Cyprian Ekwensi.What about The black temple and the instrument by Victor Thorpe, On the road by Kalu Okpi, A fresh start , by Helen Ovbiageli. There are others whose authors I cant recall, like Have mercy,The south African affair, The mark of the cobra, all pacesetters series. Then lets move on to African writers series. Of cause, everyone knows Things fall apart By Chinua Achebe, but how about girls at war and no longer at ease by the same author? The narrow path was very interesting too, one of those few books you could read over and over again. Then there was this hilarious one by Amos Tutuola, The palmwine drinkard(sic). Those were the days. kids these days just want to watch T.V. Where did all this books and writers go. why have we been swamped with idiotic home videos? PLZZZ , someone teach these kids how to read! Turn off your T.V. bring out a book and read to a kid. |
That is a very bad joke! I think d joke is dat there is no joke at all! Abu wat have u been smoking? |
Thank you o last poster. Dis texasguy is really ranting! He makes sense in spurts and bursts and churns out some really wild gists. men I admire ur imagination o guy. |
Chineke God plant cassava in the garden of Eden! |
