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What happened to the rest of the pig?

Every word. Sade Adu

Lizzy dear, You are probably suffering from low self worth maybe as a result of your poor background, people help people everyday but do not hold them in bondage forever. I understand how you feel, you dont want to labelled an ingrate, but baby things wont get better. Men who beat women hardly ever change. Try and get ur passport and leave him, if it turns ugly then and only then call the cops, and in fact tell him today dat if he ever lays a finger on you againyou will call police! He seems to have tamed you nicely to have the guts to pound you in the U.K. He does not need a wife he needs a slave, an odalisque and you seem to fit the role nicely. Re-establish contact with your family, I guess you owe them something too, no matter what you think. And remember you have only this life to live, dont throw it away. and anyway stop provoking him or you are the type that enjoys fighting?

How about the orphans in Jos? Do you know the number of orhans in Naija? Charity they say begins at home No go adopt voodoooo!

E don tay wey dis arguement dey ground o, so N/ L make una put mouth o.

Adayeba, Idakoriko,
Ovaragadozi,(The mighty one)
Oparagada(The vast one)
Agenemezina(he who perches precariously on high but can never fall)
Ogodogodonuvozaemetu(He who stands so tall that no mans hand can reach)

All hail the pow'r of  jesus name,
Let all prostrate fall,
Let all prostrate faaaallllll,

All hail the pow'r of jesus name,
Let all prostrate fall,
Let all prostrate faaaallllll,

The safest thing is to do nothing! Dont be rude or cocky , just pretend you did not notice watz gwan, and by all means ''no take shame chop witch!''

I noticed that these days some girls who like a guy there is this way they open their mouths and flick the tongue, it is damned sexy and the message is always unmistakable. You have to see it to understand.

Haaaaaaaaaaa! Are you kidding me! You have some really warped notions about purity. Pray sir how will you know the girl is a virgin? Ask? Abi? Haha. And why do you think virginity in itself is noble? So you would prefer a virgin thief to a busted but honest girl? For how long have you had this dream and do you realize its just a dream? how on earth does screwing translate into dissapointing your God? '' All have sinned, '' O boy how you go holland U no Bleep oyibo? Wetin you go tell your children? O boy beta wake up o, free congo dey pursue you ,you dey run. Na there e go easy pass o,cos all d babes here don tia eye reach back o,

massa, I bet ur girl is ugly!

Aawww! Wrong place. How d hell do I send a new topic!?!

I went out with this girl 4 8 yrs, 4rm sch and all dat. We had a turbulent relationship, but there were lots of nice times. Well I think she got fed up withwaiting for marriage cos i wasn't ready and left, now I am ready she doesnt want anything to do with me anymore. I hear she is rich and doin well and we still talk . Problem is I earnestly want her back but she will probably feel it cos of her cash. But at times she hints about me stopping some habits i like drinking , smoking and other things i take as normal. I feel really bad cos I cld have been a much nicer person, she was really good to me, I honestly want her back but I suspect she thinks I am the devils uncle sent from hell to decieve her.She still pick my calls and I sense she still has feelings for me. I am thinking of going to see her, u know lodge in a hotel , call her that I am around (no not that) I think if she sees me she might soften up a bit. She is so bitter! So shld i go or shld i not Go. Dont tell me to follow my heart, I did and look at what it s done to me.

Death is the neccesary end of life. There is nothing you can do except maybe join her which I wont advice, besides there is no assurance you wil both be in the same place. She is dead and gone! If she had a friend you always liked , now is the time. It is painfull but by all means move on with your life. Time will heal you but the scars will always ache though. Be strong. Remember People in Haiti and you will feel better.

Well, something like that happened to me too, I never realized I was in love untill she finally left. What is your defintion of love by the way? You are probably better off marrying someone who loves more than you do.

Contentman i have sent my details to your mail. The lawyer right? Abeg get back to me ASAP o. I am itching to start.

1.If everyone doesn't treat you right you have to 1st reexamine how you treat people. Maybe you are nasty!
2. It might be that you are moving with the wrong people .
3. You might be paranoid and need psychiatric help too.

Well, I think yorubas are generally percieved to be chicken.

What's so romantic about this post?
Who said anything abt romance?

The illicit sex in lagos is alarming o!]