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YUCK!!!!! Growth?!
Are you a dwarf? To take such drastic measures?

Ah, the story is already too long as it is o. What more is there to say? Yuo are in love with a Rasta, Finito. You could go on pages and pages abt him. Go for it and stop writting epistles.

indie22:
Most of them are, some more than others. My ex was a no. 1 psycho, I had to pack my stuff and run when e be like say me sef wan begin crase!!!

@indie I am not stalking you o, but I definitely find ur posts entertaining! LOOOooool!

That is madness by association.

indie22:
Its called getting "cold feet". Just when you think its time to make a committment, u start going all funny and questioning your relationship, I bet if she ups and leaves you tomorrow, you'll be all over the place begging her to come back.

You put your finger on it dear. Leave him. it happened to me. I was sure I wanted out but when the chips were down? It was hell. The guy has eyes somewhere else. Thats the way it goes, he is probably comparing his gal to one hot neighbour who is giving him some come on signals. Big mistake.

LWKMD!   Oh Crissy, don't let dat deter you . What if he was tall and had bad breath?   My mum was slightly taller  than  pops too but they still made a handsome couple. But she had to cut down on the really high heels though, small price to pay if you ask me. Your post is lovably silly! Haahaahaaaa! O God, Chicks!

O.k. I am 6'2 , dark, handsome, But I nag, I am selfish, vindictive and snore, you still wanna switch? LOooooool.

Better start being very nice to him. knowing women you probably treat him funny cos yoou think you deserve better.

Funny girl.  

Don't be scared, your children won't be pygmies!

You are no more a fool than most men, Anyway you know best wats going down. This ur forgiveness hope it can endure? I guess you will be needing lots of it in the near future.

queeneve:
I am not worrying about being tempted, I just ASSUMED that if you are married someone then you should honor your vows, if you are not planning on honoring the vows then don't GET MARRIED. It not rocket science.

Tyra Banks just did a show where she had five women on her show and each of the women said that SOMETHING ABOUT MARRIED MEN appeals to them. They did not care that he is married as long as he satsified her. I was like WTF, why would you want somebody's used goods? I think it go down to self esteem and fear. If you date a married person, you do not hve to worry about the string attached versus a single person.

I think these sorry arse men just trifling and LORENA BOBBIT need to pay them a visit.

Chea!

How old are you? Just listen to yourself. ''Used goods'' indeed! How can you ever be tempted by those sorry arse men. Almighty you?

You soound sooo woorldly wise. Your fiance is a bit naive. What is dis abt hookers?

Heehee! Well, well, use what u have too get wat u need!

Even married women love been admired, you should really be hot to attract all dat attention. So wats so strange? You are not even married so whats the big deal? Maybe they know some thing abt ur fiance u do not know yet, or they feel you deserve much better, oor you ccan do much better. Or they just want to hit you and run. Or maybe u dress and behave provocatively?

Are the ''handsome'' men not chasing ladies still?l

All these chicks have been lesbos for long now. And are these all ''our'' celebrities? abeg wake up

I bet my mum is much smarter than you!

3 months?! hiisssss

A little learning is a dangerous thing

Are they mutually exclusive?

Does one cacel the other?

Well if u must, then go for well behaved. Safer choice.

Why did you not want her to know you got a better job?

When you had only your heart to offer you wanted in, now you are ''MEGA'' you are scared!

Would your heart have put food on the table? Or clothes on her back or buy baby food or pay house rent?
Better know dis, you are still her official toaster! You persisted abi? Now she don gree you dey run, because you dont want to become ''MEGA MAGA.''
So what is money for if not to spend on the women we love?

Abeg send the chick abroad , yesterday!!

Look, it is normal for a woman to want to marry a man that can protect and take care of her. A lioness goes for the strongest male that can protect her cubs. Its a female thing.
Now what has the poor gal done wrong? You said urself dat it took you time to open up to her, all the while you were friends and she confided in you about her fiance. Now I can imagine how odd it would seem to her when u suddenly proposed ur long reppressed love. Should she have leapt into ur arms then leaving the chance of a better future for a jobless graduate? Would you?

The fact she is now attracted to you is no sin. Now you are ''strong,'' Now you are a man, not a boy, now you can talk and she will listen! It's might not be ur new found wealth in its self. Thank God ur are in a position to call the shots now, run things and stop moaning.

You probably have never met the right person yet. When you do , you will forget ur pledge to spinsterhood and tumble into his arms. If you meet ur mr right today, better grab him and hold him tight. He might not want to wait till ur are ready. On the other hand there are babes in their 40s who have been looking for ''mr right'' since their teens.

Your best bet is a 305 or 404. I would prefer a 404 but I doubt you would see a vintage 404 in naija.

In my house no nobody cooks for me.

My kitchen is absolutely sacred.

So I should use my stomach to play love?

Bside na die!

No go area.

So people still dey dat town?

I was in Benin the other day and those guys started fighting! Jeeezus! Never been so scared.

Those boys would shame Taliban.

Pls if you can , send ur children outside this country to school. Even Ghana, (no offense intended).

Now the greatest fear is not that they could get killed but they could easily turn to bloodthirsty murderers.

The kids I saw hacking people to death were ur everyday mummy's boy. HORRORS!

We are learning fast from Al queda and Talibans.

Maybe the next will be Anthrax.