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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Love by dingbang(m): 6:32pm On Jan 02, 2018
Am scared of breaking someone's heart.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Check Out What A Guy Wore To An Interview by dingbang(m): 4:58pm On Jan 02, 2018
If I were the interviewer I would give him the job, he needs it
Politics › Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria If You Were The President? by dingbang(m): 2:03pm On Jan 02, 2018
Pray for wisdom.....
Romance › Re: Does Age Really Matter For A Romantic Relationship? by dingbang(m): 1:51pm On Jan 02, 2018
For me it matters
Phones › Re: A Nairalander Explains First Bank Mobile Banking in Practical Steps. by dingbang(op): 9:59am On Jan 02, 2018
Get your mobile app today from first bank
Romance › Re: The Question Men Never Ask ; Why Have You Agreed To Marry Me? by dingbang(m): 4:08am On Jan 02, 2018
Most times if you ask a girl why she wants to date you, they don't even know what to say..

Few days back a girl tells me she wants to be my friend and am like, why? She keeps mum...

I don't get it.
Romance › Re: Yahoo Plus, Handkerchief, Ritual Sex: Many Nigerian Female Students Walking Dead by dingbang(m): 3:10am On Jan 02, 2018
Buzzinnn:
Hope e no go affect any guy wey meet those miserable girls meet & can dey still make anything from life again?
it will affect bro..
Romance › Re: Yahoo Plus, Handkerchief, Ritual Sex: Many Nigerian Female Students Walking Dead by dingbang(m): 3:07am On Jan 02, 2018
Pataricatering:
Not one word of advice for the yahoo boys only for the women , abi ! Why are you men always unnecessarily concerned about female issues , why ? Have they used women to swear for you ? Woman wrapper !
lol.. Between the devil and the woman, who needs an advise more?

You see why they say females have fish Brains
Romance › Re: Yahoo Plus, Handkerchief, Ritual Sex: Many Nigerian Female Students Walking Dead by dingbang(m): 3:03am On Jan 02, 2018
GavelSlam:
Yet no Bill Gates amongst you.

Primitive minds.
don't you read your bible young man? Wasn't it stated clear in the book of proverbs that ill-wealth doesn't last?
Politics › Re: Daniel Elombah Arrested Due To The Article He Wrote Against Buhari - FFK by dingbang(m): 8:12pm On Jan 01, 2018
Zombies... That's what sars people are..
Family › Re: Marrying Someone You Met Online!!! by dingbang(m): 8:09pm On Jan 01, 2018
Lwkmd.. This is hilarious
Christianity Etc › Re: How Does One Receive The Holyspirit by dingbang(m): 8:07pm On Jan 01, 2018
When the pastor blows breeze on the microphone... grin
Career › Re: Avoid These Phrases When You Are Quitting Your Job by dingbang(m): 7:04pm On Jan 01, 2018
generalbush:
My last words before quitting my job few days ago were

"Fvck off", with a big middle finger sign.

I felt so relieved.
shocked
Family › Re: She Is Too Shy To Initiate Lovemaking With Her Husband by dingbang(m): 7:01pm On Jan 01, 2018
Lol... And when she starts asking for all the weird styles now , he will start thinking she is getting it from outside.
Health › Re: Banger 'Knockout' Shatters A Young Man's Hand Last Night (Graphic Pics) by dingbang(m): 5:56pm On Jan 01, 2018
I don't feel sorry for him sha
Events › Re: Zimbabwean Groom Fails To Show Up At Wedding Venue Faking Illness (Pics) by dingbang(m): 4:36pm On Jan 01, 2018
dafeyankee:
Women always scheming.

The rate at which women scheme to tie a brother down is alarming,and very scary.

Nigeria women will even take it further one step by visiting Herbalists,White Garment Churches,Alfa's and their Grand mother in the Village for some powder to put in the man's food.

To get married,a man has to be mentally mature,financially mature,and be psychologically ready to go down that road.

Do not let a woman force you down that road. Some are even ready like the woman in this story,to sponsor the wedding.

Desperate women.

Final advice: If you are a Bachelor, stop that habit of allowing any woman(girlfriend/friend/side chick/one night stand)to be cooking for you.

Cook your food yourself,or go buy your food outside. These desperate WANT to be WIVES women,usually put funny stuff inside food to hook a man.

Some even drop a couple of their kitten JUICE to sweeten the food.
oga Nigeria was not mentioned in the writeup.. Read well please
Christianity Etc › Re: Unmarried Christian Couple Living Together by dingbang(m): 11:29am On Jan 01, 2018
Skyfornia:
Unless they are living as neighbours..like face me I face you. But it is wrong if they are living as room mates.
wrong how? As long as they arent having sex, its not a sin
Romance › Re: A White Gay Is Offering Me $70k To Have Anal Sex With Him by dingbang(m): 11:16am On Jan 01, 2018
Lol you are ready to open your leg for another fellow man to burst your ass...
Education › Re: Which Is The Most Used English Word On Nairaland For 2017? by dingbang(m): 9:21am On Jan 01, 2018
I give it up for snake
Health › Re: Personal Hygiene: 9 Items You Don’t Want To Share Not Even With Your Shadow by dingbang(m): 9:07am On Jan 01, 2018
nuellaisaac:
Lols me too it disgusts me and makes me want to puke I just can't help but to tell someone to prick me incase I was dreaming
Lols same here cheesy
Lols me too it disgusts me and makes me want to puke I just can't help but to tell someone to prick me incase I was dreaming
Lols same here
it just happened to me.. One of the disadvantages of inviting a friend for a sleep over. Am like (in my mind) don't u have private grooming etiquette or something.

Would just go and get myself a new sponge. And not invite the person again to my house.
Phones › Re: A Nairalander Explains First Bank Mobile Banking in Practical Steps. by dingbang(op): 8:48am On Jan 01, 2018
Wishing all my esteemed Firstbank customers a happy new year celebration.
Health › Re: Personal Hygiene: 9 Items You Don’t Want To Share Not Even With Your Shadow by dingbang(m): 8:45am On Jan 01, 2018
Lol.. I get pissed when someone uses my sponge to baff angry
Career › Re: Lagos Discovers N13m From Accounts Of Dead Staff by dingbang(m): 8:19am On Jan 01, 2018
That means the system doesn't know when a civil servant dies. Monkey dey work, skeleton dey chop
Politics › Re: Treat Gunshot Wounds First, Ask Questions Later — Buhari by dingbang(m): 8:09am On Jan 01, 2018
Sai Baba... grin


Buhari 1 - Atiku 0
Politics › Re: President Buhari’s 2018 New Year Address (Full Text) by dingbang(m): 7:55am On Jan 01, 2018
Ok this speech is good but won't be better if its not implemented.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Reply To Interview Invitation by dingbang(m): 7:50am On Jan 01, 2018
princewillzs:
Sir,

Invitation for the interview received and acknowledged. I will not be able to make it physically as scheduled because I'm in London presently, I don't mind having a telephone interview at your convenience.

Here are mine phone contacts; +44 1234 5678 78, +2348034444222 (Roaming).

Regards
Your Full name
nice one bro cheesy
Phones › Re: Ntel introduced unlimited night plans...500naira for 60gb or more by dingbang(m): 7:47am On Jan 01, 2018
9japrof:
Cool link ISPs should be there, but ur initial cost should include getting the Vsat equipments installed and all that, so your budget for the first payment should be around 300k, which ofcourse includes equipments and installations which subsequently would crash down to 30 sth k depending on ur monthly subs

I have their price quote but can't dig ma mail now, bit Google them and send them a mail, they would even call you on your mobile, they have good support team
nice one.. You are right. I visited their website and saw the rates.. Just for one to spend money for the installation that's all..the rest is history. Thanks brother
Politics › Re: Why Petrol May Not Sell At N145 Anytime Soon by dingbang(m): 10:15pm On Dec 31, 2017
surgical:
why would they do that, those complaining are genuinely fed up. or you don't live in this country.
watch out then
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Omotosho Joseph 2018 Prophecies: Plane Crash, Assassination Of Governor by dingbang(m): 9:22pm On Dec 31, 2017
Beware of the yeast from the pharisees
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Is Down Again by dingbang(m): 9:21pm On Dec 31, 2017
See how whatsapp is causing global crisis..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by dingbang(m): 8:38pm On Dec 31, 2017
sandrahnaub:
long story dear
which state you in now?

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