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Another man down. RIP to Saint Obi. He married his enemy. Fear women and fear those who no fear women. Kpekus destroying mm en since Adam and Eve. Very wicked of her to keep his children away from him. She suppos collect wotowoto if she show for the burial.

Potential Cultists sighted especially the Nigga in light blue jeans and jacket. He doesn't look happy. For him mind he be like I go still machalla you, no think say E don finish for here.
I go treat your Bleep up. Other nigga suppose dey watch him back o. A word is enough for the wise

Congratulations to her. Nothing Wey toto no fit do. Clitocurrency is very lucrative. Girl with small nyash and big God has done this.
My advice to girls selling clitoris for money, make good use of it. Market yourself well before your market drop.

Hmmm. Nkan Mbe!!!! Indeed. Strange things dey happen o. O. My step mom attackedd me spiritually too. I was a high flyer academically first in so many things In my first year in the University my dad suddenly stopped sponsoring me for no reason and I had to drop out.
Few years later I slipped into unexplainable depression left home and attempted suicide several times if not for prayer. The day she saw me she shouted in shock exclaimed so I'm still alive. From that day she became sick and eventually died not before she confessed asking for forgiveness. Pls run away from polygamy. True life story.

Didier Drogba. Undisputed Great. He won everything with Chelsea. Very humble, hardworking, team player and African ambassador.

Hope it's not Co-Opreative Villas Estate Badore. Retired Generals founded the estate and they are very strict with their rules. Owners are strictly warned to secure their pets most especially wild and dangerous breeds. Some years ago when I was working there they killed popular socialite Omega's dog after it strayed. Security guards are armed and fully backed by the ex-military residents.
A lot of popular socialites live there. The Idiot actor representing Surulere in Lagos House of Assembly. The popular Lady dancer who recently divorced her husband Psuare fmr drummer and popular identical twins musicians married to identical twins too all live there. Very secure peaceful and beautiful estate. I dey hustle to buy house for there.

Haaa. Yemi my crush . You don go collect wotowoto. Finally I been dey wonder who dey service your kpomo Wey I know say dey very thick.
I hope say na our naija brother yoghurt belleful you like this.

Na heaven straight to continue the enjoyment. He died in active service to womanity and kpekus. Gallant officer gunned down in active service to kpekus. May his soul rest in the bosom of kpekus.

Political Oba . I greet you. You're doing a good job for APC . Keep up the good work. We go know after Saturday election. Oba of jump in the lagoon, Origin Oba, Oba that refuse to receive any presidential candidate.
Lagos is doing well with agbero tout and omo-nile . E ko oni baje.

E no go better for Boo- harry and Eme-fin-helle. May their generations never know peace or happiness. I transfer my last 6k to buy 5k since on Friday uptil now the POS never see alert from FCMB to Access. Which money I want take pay transport go the mumu FCMB go complain. May the blood of those who have died haunt those heartless and wicked motha-f..Ker's to their graves.

Wey the pishure abeg I want check something.

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Omo see Ikebe dey scale fence. Fear women and live long.
Omo E don red for Bankers o. See as them dey Japa for their life.

That's Tinubu Lagos. Agbero are Lord's. Imagine if the drug lord wins Lagosians are in trouble.
Baba werey . Baba Wey hand dey shake, leg dey shake, dey piss for body want become President. Emilokan kor Emilostupid. Nonsense.

Hmm. Strange things happening in Nollywood. E no go pass that crossdresser D..n...r..l...e Ed....
Gays be forming cabal in Naija.

Hmmm. Seme Border Command Sabi kaput police officers. Na so Dem take off my Uncle Wey be Seme area commander CSP Usung Ekpo Use remote kill am inside swimming pool for Ajah.

Awon werey president and candidate. Two old and helpless invalid. failure campaigning for another failure,crook looter and invalid patient.
Quote me and run mad.

Eighty year old f....l and muthaf...kr. Bandit lover and terrorist in chief of Bandits and herdsmen. May you die a miserable d...the for the misery you have put Nigerians into.
Now you plan to foist another patient and invalid upon us calling himself emilokan. Shame on you.

Since her sister got engaged to Mr. Eazi DJ Cuppy has been all over the internet disturbing us with her relationship status unlike her sister who has been with Eazi 5yrs plus still counting.
DJ Cuppy why the desperation to prove a point, even calling yourself wifey when he's not paid your bride price. Pls stop disgracing your father and our culture. Social media relationships don't last . Are you that dumb?

Hmmmmm. Nigeria is a very funny country. Do we really have a President or a puppet in Aso Rock? Who really is in charge of the security apparatus that a sitting CBN guv'nor will be arrested without the presidential knowledge or approval?
A partisan CBN guv'nor who bought 100 million naira presidential form has questions to answer though but the president must be carried along . Who really is after the CBN guv'nor?
We wait for more revelation.

Short man devil trying to cause world war three . Three dwarfs causing trouble in the world.
Russia Put in, Chinese Xi, and North Korea Kim . Very stupid set of people.

RIP.
Effect of recruiting repentant Boko Haram into the army. But they will deny it.Fucking religious motherfick3rs

Senior Advocate of Nonsense SAN.
Festus Keyamo can lie for Africa. If so let APC attend interviews or debates.. They can never because they lack credibility
They are just jumping up and down shouting Emilokan. Stupid set of motherf.....rs.

RIP...To her. But isn't it stupidity on the part of the Uber driver to stop for somebody to exit his vehicle on top bridge for night.
By now Lagos Govt and police suppose put law say people shouldn't stop for passengers on top third mainland to come out of the vehicle. They should drive to the end even if the person wants to piss or poo-poo. It is becoming too much.

Dumb illiterate Fulani modafucker who was proposed to us by the sick pampers wearing drug lord who wants to be President but can't tell us his primary or secondary school.
Leg, hand shaking and pampers wearing drug lord who should be in prison for extortion of Lagos residents yet roaming free. What a shame.

Omo see fine girls. I sure say dem don collect enough boko condo. I don't believe those mother fuckers will see fine girls like this five months without f...King nonsense out of them.
I pray that they get good rehabilitation.

God bless Mama Pat and Pa Rev. Bassey of Karis band. I know them.
What of Pastor Faith A. PRAISE OF JOYFUL NOISE AND IYIN LOGO 100 Gospel songs series.
God bless them. I have also met Rev. Panam Percy Paul in ministry.
Gospel music is the best.

Aboki are the biggest problem in their country.
Imagine an education minister that doesn't know the value of sex education.
Someone who accepts he has failed as minister of education. Sex education is part of reproduction in Biology. Because they want to keep young girls in the North ignorant of sexual rights and reproductive health knowledge because of their paedophilia tendencies in the guises of Religion. What a dumb paedophile motherfucker.

No wonder we are where we are..Na mental patient dey rule us. Kolo mental case and El Loco patient dey for Aso Rock. Chai so wetin Jagaband package give us be this,

Baba wey no well. Hand dey shake Leg dey shake ride bicycle for 7 seconds. Shey una want turn Aso Rock to Old people's homes.
If you like ride power bike. I no go vote for you shishi. This one na Photo op and probably.

Congratulations to her. You will never see abokis or foolanis representing us abroad with outstanding achievement wether in sports, entertainment, IT, business or economic areas. Na to okada,wheelbar and recarry cows ,okada and wheelbarrows upandan constituting nuisance in the whole country. What a shame.