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Well done Ma, Endtime Reverend Sister. By the way where is Pastor Righteousness. What do you have to say about this matter. Bible said many false prophets shall rise up. I think this Reverend Sister is one of them. Over to you.

Blood of Jonah. Thank God I didn't see the pics so I can sleep well this night. Very very disturbing pictures.

RIP Elliot Senseman but the sense no reach where snake dey. So na who come get sense pass or who suppose get sense pass? You or the � snake?

Moral of the story no bear name wey you no fit carry or you no dey abide with.
Senseman but died a foolishly.

Righteousness2:
Sorry bro. Really a painful and unfortunate discovery.

You both should Seek Godly counseling from one who is Spiritually matured. Someone you both can Confindently pour out the truth of your home to.

I Pray for you! GOD Almighty Heal you, Heal your Home and Restore your Home in JESUS Name..

Pst Righteousness 2 this matter pass marriage counseling o. It's sign of end times.

Vikkoh:
What other advice do you want Bros?

She was pregnant and was still collecting from her EX?
That's the height of it my brother.

You can't cope with someone like that and if you decide to manage the situation hoping she'd change, kindly write down your will and carefully allocate your properties to your Child/Children cos she'll lead you to your grave in years to come.

Dump her sorry a$$ and take care of your children the best way you can.
Forget what the society would say. Your life and sanity matters and you shouldn't joke with that.

Meanwhile, don't listen to the Righteousness guy.
Him go start to dey explain how your story is a sign of end time .

This one off me. Because of you Pst. Righteousness has failed to see the connection between this act and end times forgetting the fact that Bible said wickedness will increase, that people will not fear God, they will be lovers of pleasure and themselves, having a form of Godliness and denying the power of God.
Pst Righteousness 2 has turned marriage counselor and therapist advising him to seek help. Pst Righteousness 2 pls this is end times o.
Don't allow anyone to derail your ministry o.o. We like the original � fire and brimstone Righteousness 2.

End time Reverend Sisters. I must confess Sha I have a crush for them. I almost asked one out at Unical who was my coursemate but fear and liver no let me. Kudos to them it's not easy being celibate.
Always hearing of Reverend Fathers dating females what about Reverend Sisters do they have affairs too? Just wondering out loud . Has anyone been ever involved with a Nun?. Pls tell us how it ended.
Don't be offended I'm just being honest.

Omo see the Ikebe and fresh virgin Ikpu. Pastor Blessed no fit wait see as e won rush am. Mercy Chinwo looking fresh and fine. Wishing them happy married life.

Idiot. Your stupidity and nepotism knows no limits. Which one country which you have destroyed Abi the one you have given over to terrorists attacking the citizens.
A country where only one region occupy all the top sensitive position. We salute your incompetence. You're a fraud and history will never forget you.

deepwater:
Na to de-kit the remaining one eye with machete remain


Come to think of it, NPF just dey use southerners do scapegoat example sha

My brother I think say na only me notice am. If na aboki or afonja pipu nothing go happen but na minority sweet to take do scapegoat.

Where is Pastor Righteousness? Please come and interpret this event as it applies to end times, rapture and heaven. Nobody else can understand it apart from you awon end times pastor.
Oshey tell us o.

VeryWickedMan:
I saw someone wearing Tinubu's cap coming out of the bush with AK47 around Kaduna this evening

Oshey!!! Clap for yourself. You never fail to disappoint. You should have snapped picture and show us as proof.
Sherlock "wicked man Holmes".

ufotunang:
This is the most irresponsible minister of finance I have ever known in nigeria...the way she talks sometimes...surprises me

You don't need to be. She went to school with scholarship and quota system and got appointment based on religion and ethnic considerations. She's no where near Kemi Adeosun or Prof. Okonjo Iweala.

I laugh in Sawhili . Only in Nigeria will dumb people rule over the intelligent ones. The Northern Political elites who went to school with scholarship and quota system end up ruling those brilliant minds that graduated with flying first class colurs. What a shame. Look at the vegetable called Bubu without secondary school certificate ruling over 250 million people with a law professor and senior advocate as vice president. Nigeria is scam.

Cheesus.... No be gbola I dey see for leg so. Pastorrrr .... Righteousness come o.o. and tell us about end times. Angel Gabriel must blow trumpet this night. This is too much. Person wey be man dey claim woman. Chaii. Chaii. Diarrizz is wonder...o.o.

Congratulations to him. But why are they hiding the pregnancy? Aunty no be small girl it should be a thing of joy.
I have been to several weddings and the tactics pregnant brides use to hide belle is very obvious. The flowers bouquet. That is also why Hunku is kneeling down.
Wishing them happy married life.

Accepted she may not have the certificates she claimed. What about the vegetable and " Shocker-in-Chief" masquerading as presido in Aso Rock? No WAEC yet he has been ruining the country for close to eight years now.
She is a successful business woman unlike someone I know who cannot manage or raise 50 cows but is ruling over 250 million people.
Naija na scam. Aboki wey no go school na dem dey rule.

Ebubu3:
their women cheat a lot inside marriage

Where is your statistics? So people from other regions don't cheat outside marriage especially the owambe loving kind that can abandon the home for days or even weeks because of any little event or something occasion. My former neighbor lost her marriage because of that and left very young kids of less than 3yrs to go party at Ibadan. The husband begged her but she never came back. Last time I saw her was under Osodi bridge hawking Agbo-Jedi.
What a life.

GboyegaD:
Have they fixed the roads linking the villages to the cities? The airport isn't as economically viable to the detriment of other things. I still wonder how we set our priorities.

Yes. You can access Uyo, the state capital within 45min from any part of the state. Akwa Ibom even has a fully built gas powered independent power plant in Ikot-Abasi but unable to supply the state because of Nepa/federal Monopoly.
Security is top notch too. Only problem is lack of Industrialization which could boost economic base of the state.

Akwa Ibom Isongho. O.O.
Akwa Ibom Dakkada !!!.
I greet all Akwa Ibomites in the house from the Land of Promise. We are lovers of peace not vawulence, not indabosky. We're not fighters nor liquid metals. We love peace and are very hospitable. Marry from Akwa Ibom and know peace.

Is it possible that in a sane country terrorists will successfully attack a high level prison facility well guarded by armed military, police,DSS.civil defense and prison guards without resistance no exchange of gun fire, free their members and escape into thin air?
Bulls.....t. This country has been overun by terrorists and religious fanatics.
There was a country!!!!.

Muhammadu Bin Laden well done. I see your handwork and that of your relatives from Sudan. Buhari and Terrorists/Terrorism be like 5&6.
The fact is that Buhari is a terrorist sympathizer and sponsor. He said he will make the country ungovernable for Jonathan and now he's reaping the evil seed he showed.
May you and your generation never know peace for the life of innocent souls and blood you have shed to achieve your ambition.

New007:
Nairaland is a joke to many. Why isn't this on the front page? If it's boobs and ass they'll quickly oblige. Nonsense.

Hahahaha. You forgot to add snake. Courtesy of Lala
And irrelevant food sacrifice for the Gods .
Yeyebrities , Nollywood, Big "Brothel" Nigeria e.t.c.

Kobicove:
Attention seeker!

Husband material 100% yards ko or hired killer 100% confirm. With all this kind heavy load for front and back you want marry person wey just survive hunger, starvation and homelessness. Which stamina Aguba get to knack you? You want them to say gone too soon , sudden exit or untimely departure. Weh done madam. Oshey wife material Abi widow material 100 yards.

Benbellamor:
with surveilace drones you can track them easily But when you have a president that doesnt believe in education or the calamity incoming president that does not know his primary and secondary school, this is what you will have, the will be fighting terrorist with powder dane guns.

Hmmm. Odiegwu. Very true. You must be a prophet. First there was no secondary school now both primary and secondary with fake Toronto certificate is about to rule us.
Hmm Nigeria is in trouble.
Maybe he should settle them because they say he knows what they want.

VeryWickedMan:
I and my albino friend went to catch fresh secondary school fishes this afternoon in one private school around my hood. Upon scaling the fence, a fierce dog chased us back and we ran for our dear lives. I scaled the fence sharp sharp but my albino friend slacked cos ge couldn't see well in sunlight and his epon got caught in the barbed wire.

My friend is in the ICU right now at LASUTH after his epon was cut off by that wicked barbed wire.


We need blood please. Genotype AA, albino grade
He is losing alot of blood. Doctor said his sperm is finished too.

We need sperm and blood donors to save his life. Please Nairalanders help save a life

I managed to snap the epon so that you won't think this is a scam.

Oshey Blood donor/humanitarian. But your name/moniker doesn't support your story. The epon looks like your handwork. Wishing you success in finding albino grade blood donor. Your story is very touching water dey comot for my eyes.

VeryWickedMan:
The fat pork finally decided to stop eating her babies

You don't fail to disappoint and live up to your sadistic name. This is beyond wickedness+sadism+callousness+insensitivity+ inhumane and unfeeling hate full of hatred.
I greet very wickedman. Even devil dey cut cap for you. Continue Satan first born.

SarkinYarki:
Daddy Freeze will be happy ooo

Yes. E don sharply post or go live on his Facebook page.

Chiamaka0002:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9TaJzNUnkY



https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/imo-police-nab-suspected-killer-of-ahmed-gulak-one-year-after/%3famp

After sophisticated investigation but Boko Haram and Iswap terrorists are running amok yet na only IPOB Buhari get power . Oshey Sherlock Holmes wehdone.

[quote author=Sweetplum post=114387368]Dindondin
Some also say my name is weird
Are you referring to me. It's taken from my first name that some funny and spoil rich kids in a lekki private school used as computer screensaver in the computer lab. Davido"s manager ESA Asika was there and e collect better slap from me. I once block one idiot for toilet and beat and slap nonsense out of him for disrespectful behavior towards me.

Pls what of Snake � meat. So that Lalasticlala and co can be happy. It's been a long while Dem kill snake do pepper soup. I'm asking on his behalf as a concerned fan.������

Nice one ������ Looks like indomie that went to school or has travelled out not like food sacrifice for the gods found at the junction.
Boris Johnson or Joe Biden would relish this kind of delicacy at the Whitehouse or No. 10 Downing street.
Point of correction Chop chop fine it's noodles not indomie. Indomie is the most popular brand in the Market before you go disgrace us for YouTube.
Keep it up.

Don't mind the dwarf fanatic midget. Kaduna is not Nigeria. Hell Rufai is a religious bigot and failure. May the blood of innocent souls killed in Kaduna haunt you and your family generations for ever.