₦airaland Forum

Hmmm. Seme Border Command Sabi kaput police officers. Na so Dem take off my Uncle Wey be Seme area commander CSP Usung Ekpo Use remote kill am inside swimming pool for Ajah.

Awon werey president and candidate. Two old and helpless invalid. failure campaigning for another failure,crook looter and invalid patient.
Quote me and run mad.

Eighty year old f....l and muthaf...kr. Bandit lover and terrorist in chief of Bandits and herdsmen. May you die a miserable d...the for the misery you have put Nigerians into.
Now you plan to foist another patient and invalid upon us calling himself emilokan. Shame on you.

Since her sister got engaged to Mr. Eazi DJ Cuppy has been all over the internet disturbing us with her relationship status unlike her sister who has been with Eazi 5yrs plus still counting.
DJ Cuppy why the desperation to prove a point, even calling yourself wifey when he's not paid your bride price. Pls stop disgracing your father and our culture. Social media relationships don't last . Are you that dumb?

Hmmmmm. Nigeria is a very funny country. Do we really have a President or a puppet in Aso Rock? Who really is in charge of the security apparatus that a sitting CBN guv'nor will be arrested without the presidential knowledge or approval?
A partisan CBN guv'nor who bought 100 million naira presidential form has questions to answer though but the president must be carried along . Who really is after the CBN guv'nor?
We wait for more revelation.

Short man devil trying to cause world war three . Three dwarfs causing trouble in the world.
Russia Put in, Chinese Xi, and North Korea Kim . Very stupid set of people.

RIP.
Effect of recruiting repentant Boko Haram into the army. But they will deny it.Fucking religious motherfick3rs

Senior Advocate of Nonsense SAN.
Festus Keyamo can lie for Africa. If so let APC attend interviews or debates.. They can never because they lack credibility
They are just jumping up and down shouting Emilokan. Stupid set of motherf.....rs.

RIP...To her. But isn't it stupidity on the part of the Uber driver to stop for somebody to exit his vehicle on top bridge for night.
By now Lagos Govt and police suppose put law say people shouldn't stop for passengers on top third mainland to come out of the vehicle. They should drive to the end even if the person wants to piss or poo-poo. It is becoming too much.

Dumb illiterate Fulani modafucker who was proposed to us by the sick pampers wearing drug lord who wants to be President but can't tell us his primary or secondary school.
Leg, hand shaking and pampers wearing drug lord who should be in prison for extortion of Lagos residents yet roaming free. What a shame.

Omo see fine girls. I sure say dem don collect enough boko condo. I don't believe those mother fuckers will see fine girls like this five months without f...King nonsense out of them.
I pray that they get good rehabilitation.

God bless Mama Pat and Pa Rev. Bassey of Karis band. I know them.
What of Pastor Faith A. PRAISE OF JOYFUL NOISE AND IYIN LOGO 100 Gospel songs series.
God bless them. I have also met Rev. Panam Percy Paul in ministry.
Gospel music is the best.

Aboki are the biggest problem in their country.
Imagine an education minister that doesn't know the value of sex education.
Someone who accepts he has failed as minister of education. Sex education is part of reproduction in Biology. Because they want to keep young girls in the North ignorant of sexual rights and reproductive health knowledge because of their paedophilia tendencies in the guises of Religion. What a dumb paedophile motherfucker.

No wonder we are where we are..Na mental patient dey rule us. Kolo mental case and El Loco patient dey for Aso Rock. Chai so wetin Jagaband package give us be this,

Baba wey no well. Hand dey shake Leg dey shake ride bicycle for 7 seconds. Shey una want turn Aso Rock to Old people's homes.
If you like ride power bike. I no go vote for you shishi. This one na Photo op and probably.

Congratulations to her. You will never see abokis or foolanis representing us abroad with outstanding achievement wether in sports, entertainment, IT, business or economic areas. Na to okada,wheelbar and recarry cows ,okada and wheelbarrows upandan constituting nuisance in the whole country. What a shame.

Madam I miss your boobs. Pls when are going to visit me. Pls dm me for directions to my house. I am in dire need of the milk of life on your chest.

Well done Ma, Endtime Reverend Sister. By the way where is Pastor Righteousness. What do you have to say about this matter. Bible said many false prophets shall rise up. I think this Reverend Sister is one of them. Over to you.

Blood of Jonah. Thank God I didn't see the pics so I can sleep well this night. Very very disturbing pictures.

RIP Elliot Senseman but the sense no reach where snake dey. So na who come get sense pass or who suppose get sense pass? You or the � snake?

Moral of the story no bear name wey you no fit carry or you no dey abide with.
Senseman but died a foolishly.

Righteousness2:
Sorry bro. Really a painful and unfortunate discovery.

You both should Seek Godly counseling from one who is Spiritually matured. Someone you both can Confindently pour out the truth of your home to.

I Pray for you! GOD Almighty Heal you, Heal your Home and Restore your Home in JESUS Name..

Pst Righteousness 2 this matter pass marriage counseling o. It's sign of end times.

Vikkoh:
What other advice do you want Bros?

She was pregnant and was still collecting from her EX?
That's the height of it my brother.

You can't cope with someone like that and if you decide to manage the situation hoping she'd change, kindly write down your will and carefully allocate your properties to your Child/Children cos she'll lead you to your grave in years to come.

Dump her sorry a$$ and take care of your children the best way you can.
Forget what the society would say. Your life and sanity matters and you shouldn't joke with that.

Meanwhile, don't listen to the Righteousness guy.
Him go start to dey explain how your story is a sign of end time .

This one off me. Because of you Pst. Righteousness has failed to see the connection between this act and end times forgetting the fact that Bible said wickedness will increase, that people will not fear God, they will be lovers of pleasure and themselves, having a form of Godliness and denying the power of God.
Pst Righteousness 2 has turned marriage counselor and therapist advising him to seek help. Pst Righteousness 2 pls this is end times o.
Don't allow anyone to derail your ministry o.o. We like the original � fire and brimstone Righteousness 2.

End time Reverend Sisters. I must confess Sha I have a crush for them. I almost asked one out at Unical who was my coursemate but fear and liver no let me. Kudos to them it's not easy being celibate.
Always hearing of Reverend Fathers dating females what about Reverend Sisters do they have affairs too? Just wondering out loud . Has anyone been ever involved with a Nun?. Pls tell us how it ended.
Don't be offended I'm just being honest.

Omo see the Ikebe and fresh virgin Ikpu. Pastor Blessed no fit wait see as e won rush am. Mercy Chinwo looking fresh and fine. Wishing them happy married life.

Idiot. Your stupidity and nepotism knows no limits. Which one country which you have destroyed Abi the one you have given over to terrorists attacking the citizens.
A country where only one region occupy all the top sensitive position. We salute your incompetence. You're a fraud and history will never forget you.

deepwater:
Na to de-kit the remaining one eye with machete remain


Come to think of it, NPF just dey use southerners do scapegoat example sha

My brother I think say na only me notice am. If na aboki or afonja pipu nothing go happen but na minority sweet to take do scapegoat.

Where is Pastor Righteousness? Please come and interpret this event as it applies to end times, rapture and heaven. Nobody else can understand it apart from you awon end times pastor.
Oshey tell us o.

VeryWickedMan:
I saw someone wearing Tinubu's cap coming out of the bush with AK47 around Kaduna this evening

Oshey!!! Clap for yourself. You never fail to disappoint. You should have snapped picture and show us as proof.
Sherlock "wicked man Holmes".

ufotunang:
This is the most irresponsible minister of finance I have ever known in nigeria...the way she talks sometimes...surprises me

You don't need to be. She went to school with scholarship and quota system and got appointment based on religion and ethnic considerations. She's no where near Kemi Adeosun or Prof. Okonjo Iweala.

I laugh in Sawhili . Only in Nigeria will dumb people rule over the intelligent ones. The Northern Political elites who went to school with scholarship and quota system end up ruling those brilliant minds that graduated with flying first class colurs. What a shame. Look at the vegetable called Bubu without secondary school certificate ruling over 250 million people with a law professor and senior advocate as vice president. Nigeria is scam.

Cheesus.... No be gbola I dey see for leg so. Pastorrrr .... Righteousness come o.o. and tell us about end times. Angel Gabriel must blow trumpet this night. This is too much. Person wey be man dey claim woman. Chaii. Chaii. Diarrizz is wonder...o.o.

Congratulations to him. But why are they hiding the pregnancy? Aunty no be small girl it should be a thing of joy.
I have been to several weddings and the tactics pregnant brides use to hide belle is very obvious. The flowers bouquet. That is also why Hunku is kneeling down.
Wishing them happy married life.