₦airaland Forum

wintersnow:
Get out of Nigeria with leg?

Some folks have the financial means of leaving the country, they just don't think about it.

BiafranNigerian:
No, DipoDee, I am not a demon-possessed or a Sociopath. Have you noticed that some of you spent so much time-energy chastising me to provide the solution than ask him to beg for it ? Is it not odd ? That a sick person with erectile dysfunction is NOT ready to beg for free solution, but you find it easy to insult me to provide him the solution ? That is the chief reason people have problems in their lives. I have seen 11 pages on this thread, and no one, no single person has solution for him. And yet, he doesnt want to beg to get a real shot at the solution ? Hell No, my good fellow, Life is not fair, and I am not here to make it fair. Allow the main to suffer enough to become humble or be humbled by his fate.

You are a non-issue, zero-man. When the Op gets his solution, you should kill yourself in his place.


#SpitsAgain

uwadia79:
my broda,thank God for u, I am 37years my joystick is below 3inches I have not expirience puberty,all my siblings are married and u say u get problem.go thank God for ur life
No girlfriend no sex I hide from my peers

Wow!!

Can't you guys get out of Nigeria to seek quality medical care?

Cc grossintel

BiafranNigerian:
Hahahahahahaaha, fuel scarcity is caused by Buharinomics oh.

Drop the solution to grossintel's issue and quit acting like a preek... and if you don't have any solution yet mouthing off, may Amadioha squeeze petrol from your balls so Nigerians can have fuel

BiafranNigerian:
The so called depressed soul has not found solution yet, and he has not apologized and beg for the solution. I am ready to drop it all here for everyone who might be interested in solving life's perennial problems including cure for most health issues. But will I ever show it to ungrateful and egotistic pricks ? NEVER! One must be humble enough to beg for it. He is just 24, and egotistic. I learnt humility the hard way, I had to suffer to learn humility. He will have to learn it whether he likes it or not.

Do you know that demon-possessed people exhibit stubborness, think they are always right, feel they deserve respect from everyone, don't have sympathy, are not hospitable, are not kind, can destroy without remorse and are generally hard-hearted... same with sociopaths.

So are you demon-possessed or a Sociopath?

BiafranNigerian:
Hatred is love, but in the opposite direction, I love to hate too, but its channeling the cosmic energy wrongly. When you say, "you imagine the manner I am using word as if I be God", does it occur to you that I could be God ? It doesnt move my muscle, I know what I know, and what I know knows me.

See, the DEMON possessing you is also the one causing fuel scarcity in Nigeria...
Die, die, die, die by fire!

Btw, grossintel will find solutions to his issues soon, but who will cure you of this your sickness, those around you must be going through hell...

#spits

sukkot:

Women don suffer bro...it is not a funny something Too much societal pressure for them to deal with.

Gone are the days when our women were chubby, soft, clean, happy, content and feminine.

Gals these days are bleached white, face destroyed with chemicals and paintings, rail thin, strong-headed, harsh, hard-hearted and unhappy.

All thanks to bros and brosses who won't love women for who they are, but keep comparing them to the make-belief dummies on social media...guys who want to keep eating their cake and having it over and over again.

sukkot:
who size done epp ?

I tire oh. Op mentioned the gals qualities then said she is FAT! He totally reduced her to a bag of fat. Nothing matters except she reduces to the size he wants. I really understand why our parents have it so good yet our generation have lost it all.
What social media will cause ehn, even the devil will marvel at the outcome.
Soon, you will understand that marriage is not a beauty contest.

Who size don epp really?

sirhot:
Bro I didn't say I'm in love, I said I think have fallen... Get it! So does it mean that when one is in love there's no room for improvement, you just settle with the person however they are?

If you fal in love with an illiterate girl, won't to wish for her to go to school and better her self, would you just allow her to remain an illiterate because you love her and won't want to force her to school?

People need to have self control, most fat people eat a lot and eat junks a lot too(fast food). Self control and discipline is necessary!

Love improves, cares, changes, if a girl says she loves me and doesn't add anything to my being then she's lying. If I have a pot belly, she can help me reduce, it's concern, that's why people cheat because they can't tell their spouse what they want, so they choose the easier option of getting it out there.

Lepacious Bose has reduce her size, it is achievable through hard work and discipline.

You think you have fallen in love This girl already knows all her attributes mean nothing to you if she doesn't lose weight and this will tell on her psychologically. Her mum told her to lose weight, yes! But she will forever measure her self-worth by the standards you(cum the society) have set for her.

And each time she adds a bit of weight, she dies a Lil inside.

What if this lady dies tomorrow ( God forbid! Pardon me pls), you would have passed up on loving her completely cos she is/was fat.

Oh, this generation.

streetzdreamz:
blessings bro,he even went ahead to say he is perfect,tall,handsome,intelligent, rich,from his words i knew he is just a huge joker,toying with the heart of a woman all cuz of some shallow feelings,love goes deeper beyond looks,attitudes, body features,but what do i know,they keep abusing the four lettered word yet know nothing about it,dear op you are infatuated or in lust and you can never be a perfect being,no mortal is.

You know people come online to live their dreams, the poor claim to be billionaires, the plain claim to be pretty and the slow claim to be sharp...it's all good as long as the lies give them joy.
But then, people like Sirhot who bring life issues here and begin to mix issues like weight with talks of love, I don't just gerrit. A grown man should know better. You love people for who they are and who you know they can become. You don't begin to attach love with wealth, colour, class, beauty or whatnots.
Love is completely unmindful of physical attributes. Which is why a man can still love his woman after she gets completely burnt and disfigured in a fire accident....why the guy with no limbs is married and happy..

Not these bullshit about loving someone and forcing them to lose weight...too many what-ifs.

This girl can still blow up, then what?
Even very slim girls tend to blow up when they age, so why don't people just STFU and stop saying they are in love when they know nothing about love.

Btw, i don't understand this version of virginity that allows pressing and sucking but no fycking... A virgin shouldn't even be seen near a grown-nekkid deek..

Children of this generation are just not it.

Synzu:
I noticed you just learnt this word. You've been using it on every single thread you comment on just to spill your usual hogwash.

Lmao you guys should let guy-man shine on NL now, Alpha male online is good enough pls plus if he repeats the line enough, he will start to believe it.

@Op... so beauty will give me fuel, like 33,000 litres?

sirhot:
so a woman will be pregnant and not add weight?

Na community secondary school I go sha...

Sirhot, good afternoon sir *prostrates*
If you desire Slim women, why don't you go for one, is there a hole in your head where your brain matter leaks from? Pls check your head Sir Cos only silly people tag love with physical features.

The girl is fat, dammit, instead of making her feel less-human, just leave her be and go get your taste.
If this lady grows fatter than she is now, in future, you will begin to make her life miserable and perhaps even cheat on her.

And yes, like dygeasy typed, you are not all that also, you are not perfect.

NB: There are a lot of slim, sexy, intelligent, smart and responsible girls out there, go get one. Ngwa, Leave the CHUBBY ones for men who will love them wholeheartedly, men who desire her kind.

Dygeasy:
Lol.. Free the girl jor.

Don't goan hurt the poor girl in future. Don't let her suffer for your ignorance about love.

The reason why you can't have everything in one package is because you aren't a complete package yourself. You can only be a few girls' dream not every girl

Yaga! kudos to the woman who birthed you. I don't understand how foolish people claim to be in love though... who will help us train these Nigerian men, who say they are in love when they don't know zilch about love.

AroOkigbo:
. They will come back and take another plane

Chaiii

Sunofgod:
Was the surgeon a 1st class holder or 3rd class?

Sounds like the op was botched.

Lol Let's hope a certain Dr. I did not perform the operation oh, cos na die oh, dude bribed his way through Med school and now messes with patients.

...now I know why some people claim that Jesus has come and gone. *sigh*
Lasisi69, you deh here?
This your 69 sounds like a s3x position

Oh Pls, we need to pay snipers to help wipe out intense stupidity in Africa, by blowing some brains into the ocean

I blame the eediot that employed goats to market Tecno online by all means...see sob stories everywhere, all in an attempt to market Tecno. Na by force?

@Op, apparently, your phone is 'loosed' but you are still possessed...TB Joshua can help

BabaAlabi:
I have been observing the Panama papers saga and expected a website like Nairaland to constantly update us. However there has been little mention about it. This just shows how low Nairaland has fallen. The mods have become gossipers interested in facile and lascivious posts. Seun has jettisoned quality for increase in number of users.

Cc Seun. Do you agree? Of course you do It's all about traffic and Alexa rankings.

But BabaAlabi, On NAIRALAND, what is Panama Papers compared to Tonto Dike's boobs, Linda's bags, Snakes and Waje's pictures? Don't worry, Lala will soon be back from IG where he went to scout for celebrity pictures

tommykiwi:
Guy abeg remain there ooo, U want come join ur own problems with Buhari's own wen we dey face here in Naija.

LMAO

MyGeneration:
See as Buhari keep mouth like F00l.

Do you insult your father at home, call him a f00l like you call Buhari, esp when he doesn't give you want you want? Just curious.

I think rapists should be killed and burnt instantly. Men won't desist from evil until they see their kind getting killed like chicken for the same offence.

EggovinMma:
I can't have my daughter raped by my husband and still leave the fuccker alive. He can't just be alive. I will never rest until I see him in a coffin! Bastard!

I support you. What stopped the goat from patronising women of easy virtue if his miserable life depends on sex.

Ruining the life of a little gal like this, and she may later meet other set of useless goats(men) who will insult her for not being a virgin or having a functional womb.

ethene:
But op for naija fuel and gas no cost reach like that. With 3,000 naira gas for my 12kg cylinder I dey rock am for one month plus

Gas---->>>>>Petrol/Fuel
Not cooking gas.

...the same guys above me asking the Op to chop and run are the same people who don't have any respect for women, who call all females ho's and yet silly enough to pray/wish for a faithful wife...what a horde of comprehensive retards!

Youngpo413:
There is nothing wrong in collecting your share and clean mouth but everything is wrong if you want to marry her.

Wicked people like you marry the most-used, mis-used and over-used girls because your wisdom is gross stupidity in it's entirety...Btw, you will continue to chop and clean mouth till you bite more than you can chew.

@Op, your concern is a non-issue, you don't use the past against people just cos you know them, afterall, Sex is mutual, why make it sound like the gal has a blight cos she slept with her Ex.
And pls, you don't love that gal, you feel something but most def not love...Love don't dwell on frivolities.

You never jam, she will soon ask you for fried Amala

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]

Congrats to the fan though, I hope it ends beneath the sheets. [/color]

Pray this prayer for me too na

daretodiffer:
DipoDee sisters' and their adventures

Mumu You live in UK right!

This Jagan is a true romantic , unfortunately, he fell for a NIGERIAN woman who is mostly used to being f#cked and paid, misused, abused and unloved... by her male counterparts.

How many Naija gal can boast of having their Man's ATM card(s)? Raise your hands