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MrLP:
I said i saw her months after. i left her when she insisted she had a bf. 2nd time we met...nothing like that....she just kept saying lets see how it goes. i have to be sure. and i specifically told her if she was seeing someone and doing this with me....she is cheating on the person emotionally.

Pls pls MrLP, if you above 25yrs and you are still like this, kindly go and donate yourself to BH or ISIS..You will be more useful to them than this useless thing you keep doing around a girl that treats you like an unwanted stray dog. I bet she is the finest girl that has ever agreed to talk to you hence your desperation.

I mean it pls.

Phrankin:
Hey bros, it's not about being hungry. Honestly, if it was me, I would've done the same thing as the girl. Imagine all the red lights he received from the girl, he still didn't get it. She told you she had a boyfriend, you didn't get it; she ignored you, you still didn't get it. What else do you expect from the girl. Guys should learn not to force themselves on a girl else you get what the OP is getting ie frustration.

True again. But you know my response was to Intrepid01's comment which is quite different from that of MrLP the Op. I had nothing to say to the Op as I see him as a wimp who do disgusting things just to date girls who are considered good looking, so his case is a no-brainer; and his frustrations has just started cos the girl will continue to rubbish him until he fills his empty skull with some grey matter

Jaymima:
Yes

Jaymima my wife I will slap you to death eh

YorubaWoman:
[color=#808000]Buroda, omi idi ni won npe.

Sebi awon kan nla ti won tun tori tenu towo bo[/color]

Ah! I don die oh

Jaymima:
Oh puppy

You papa shey

So sad, so so sad. Now that these animals cum rapists are not sparing male children, maybe people will now realize that rapists need to be duly punished for their crimes and also that people don't get raped cos of how they dress but because they fall prey to animals who can't control their madness..and parents will take care of their children more.

Estharfabian:
Can't even start writing it down...


I'd start shedding tears if I do...

LMAO where did all you crazies on NL come from lol

Jaymima:

Ee pain you abi? Oya sorry darling

Jaymima:
Bingo are you don yapping?

I am not on the same level with the dirty boys screwing you pretender, don't insult you father's age mate else I will find you and deal with you

Na your papa be bingo.

Go to the 'How to place Ad on Nairaland' banner on FP, click on it and check the section with the most expensive Ad price due to influx of traffic and you will understand.

Don't blame Lalasticlala for the 'thrash' that makes FP, where will his Salary come from if there is no traffic?

Nigeria CELEB--> Thrash --> NEWS--> NL--> FP--> TRAFFIC--> ADS--> Seuns money--> Lala's Salary.



Guess who buys data to read the thrash?

Intrepid01:
Guy you have to wise up..........I met a lady around August last year in a bus, my car had an issue and had to follow bus. I was not even in the mood to chat, she started it all, admired my shirt and all that stuff. We got talking from there and she seemed nice & friendly. That was how all the rubbish started.........I asked to take her out, she agreed and said she preferred Ozone center. We went to ozone center, she insisted on eating before the movie ( note, I went to pick her from her house and she's been at home since morning). To my surprise, she did not eat the chicken on the rice and opted to take it home (mogbe!!).... She started behaving stupidly after that day...asking if I could drive her to her colleagues birthday at Oniru, I stylishly turned her down. The following week my fone's screen got damaged and I couldn't call or access my contact. This babe did not call me once for two weeks thruout the period my fone was bad.

I did not waste my time, I got the message CLEARLY and moved on. I saw her afterward and acted like have never seen her before. I could see the surprise on her face. Before you turn me to maga I will dump you bin.

It is so sad that Ladies have turned to be something else, even the working class ones.

I just dumped another one last week when I realized all she wanted was money and food whenever she comes around. This one stays with her parent but even if she's leaving my house at 10 pm she expects me to take her out and buy something for her. They are just gluttons.

My advice to you is this...never should you profess love or intention to date to any babe until you've been friends for sometime. Just stay as friends for a while, assess her and confirm if she likes you too before making your intention known

As sad as this is, it is the whole truth. I wonder at the kind/breed of hungry girls swarming the whole place. They are never satisfied with what their parents can offer, they are also not satisfied with their own money if they have a job, always hungry, always decietful and playing Smart; in all of their gross stupidity.
A pity, really.

Jaymima:
Yeepa! eye yaf die. Chisos! Olympus bet y na
Well, zebra crossing on point

See this one too Show us your own olympus or go and sit down.
NL makes humans out of monkeys aswear, mgbekes forming maradona, when romance section boys won't stop sending PMs to them ololo botos forming pretty.

Disneylady:
She's got stretch marks on her boobs!

So? You Girls can pretend and form for Africa, so stretch marks is now such a phenomenol that Toke is too special to have, that you had to use exclamation marks.. Taaar!

BiggerBangs:
[size=20pt]Egbon Lil JamJam if na the car you want..come and collect it,thank you [/size][size=20pt](Don Jazzy's Voice)[/size]






[size=16pt]BiggerBangs is Back[/size]

Lol Next rated award 2016 ----> Lil JamJam

Stup!d Mumu
That train did not hit you cos it won't find any brain to blow all over the rails skull is empty af


Wait, do slow adults use iPhone 6 too? Never knew.

Borwe:
There are apps in playstore for that.

Pls what apps pls, can you mention some

People now mock God and seem to have fun at it..Karma eh

FisifunKododada:
Let me help you, Mr. Dipo: Gbadu bule fisifun ko do dada. Now tell me what is wrong with this in a loving relationship?

Chaiii Fuckee Fuckee, change for the kingdom of God is at hand

FisifunKododada:
Its obvious you have serious reading problem. Tell me can you translate my moniker to English?

LMAO I can but I won't

FisifunKododada:
our girls ke? Who dash you girls? Who dash this monkey banana?

I have 15 daughters In civilized countries, your moniker can land you in Jail

FisifunKododada:
Dumb Jazzy is a passive aggressive beyatch

What kind of moniker is this na You should be arrested, our girls are not safe

Like Lalasticlala like vivianblog

Pavarottii:
Point of correction, am not igbo; but. Check well they av the highest number of university students in Naija.

So? With ASUU and incessant strikes, little or no educational funds and a government that sends their own children abroad to study, leaving the country in rot ! Pls, I am talking about the whole of Nigerian so don't f^cking tell me the region with the most Schools cos that's not the point...I am not a tribalist and Nigeria as a whole has been utterly made a hell-hole by the same government these foolish illiterates have taken to the streets for!

So where is Wale Adenuga in all this? Or are you both the 'Liter' and 'Dilector' of this sweet tale

Good.
This is why the government perputually keep them under-educated, unemployed and hungry, for times like this.

I had say these people are Comprehensively Useless if none of the governor's children is with them on the streets for the protest.

SHAIBULIAR:
he be like say ban dey hungry you

Na so oh bro this headies gist go complete Lala Salary fast fast but it's too much na

So NL supermods have finally gotten a very useless topic to keep pushing to the frotpage just to complete their December Salary

Seun pay your mods their December bonus so we can rest from these headies abi headless nonsense abeg

Why make an image of a man you don't know' or even emulate. A statute of Muritala Muhammed or Nnamdi Azikwe would have been better.

I hope one of those hungry prophets did not ask him to do this so he will make heaven cos some religious people can be daft af

But the lady should have spared us such an eyesore by covering up properly, though nature ain't fair to some women's anatomy and these things gets sagged with age whether manhandled or not.

mascot87:
The lady behind wizkid is finished

How could she allow guys to go to that extent of turning her orange to pawpaw

Some guys shouldn't be allowed near mammary glands at all, esp guys who are not ready for marriage yet press different bobbi like they are handling fufu

Whenever you see a gal buying cucumber, looking at the size and shape she selects then you will understand that cucumber has Several uses