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Romance › Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by DipoDee: 8:19am On Jan 02, 2016

lifeisabitch:
some want to put a ring on it, but I havn't said yes because it has to be Arabian gold ring.

Who amongst your relatives has ever SEEN or BOUGHT Arabian gold? Pls, be Sincere cos if you all that, you should have enough gold yourself that getting it from a man will not be a do or die affair.

Family › Re: Couple Welcomes 1st Baby Of 2016 At Abuja Hospital After 9 Years Of Marriage by DipoDee: 8:13am On Jan 02, 2016

tosyne2much:
This is a good news. Congrats to the couples

My own baby is coming soon

I hope you know how much they sell pampers and SMA 1? tongue

Celebrities › Re: Headies Awards: DonJazzy And Olamide Clash by DipoDee: 8:12am On Jan 02, 2016*

Pls both of them should go and kill themselves so that the noise they call music can reduce abeg cheesy

Where Korede Bello and Kiss Daniels didn't win the next rated, Riff-raffs shine, Mtcheeew!

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Romance › Re: Neighbor's Son Trying To Show Off In Front Of My Window? by DipoDee: 1:37pm On Jan 01, 2016

Having another Onila on NL is a disaster angry

Romance › Re: Badoo...see What A Crazy Guy Did With Some Of His "Ex" by DipoDee: 9:24am On Jan 01, 2016

Try this in Nigeria and the gals will swear for your entire generation cheesy

LMAO

Creating a group chat for exes, the guy is a yabaleft Intern..hahahs
The Gemma gal is bae though.

Politics › Re: Ericsson Confiscates Radio Biafra Transmitter On MTN Mast In Enugu by DipoDee: 9:27pm On Dec 31, 2015

asorocker:
I will not support Ipob or massob, all I am saying is that there is a possibility this people have far more advanced engineering than Nigeria

Despite the schooling on the thread, you keep typing like a kid..

Don't take this stubborness into the new year bro cheesy

Politics › Re: Appeal-Court Sacks Ikpeazu, Declares Otti Winner by DipoDee: 6:49pm On Dec 31, 2015

obinnashady:
its not only ikpUazu,but OtuAzu

Nlers chaaaiii cheesy

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Family › Re: The Scary Thing A Couple Received As Wedding Gift (photo) by DipoDee: 9:36am On Dec 30, 2015

So no one here knows the meaning of this strange gift? Na wah for my indomie/telemundo generation, we don't know anything except to spew rubbish and insult elderly people on social media undecided

Pls any sensible elder in the house?

Indomie generation, stay off this post pls.

Culture › Re: Princess Adeola, Daughter Of The Ooni Of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi by DipoDee: 12:10am On Dec 30, 2015

itunity007:
as i dey luk d pixs my diicckk dey stand

Your diicckk no get home training abi cheesy

Culture › Re: Princess Adeola, Daughter Of The Ooni Of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi by DipoDee: 12:09am On Dec 30, 2015

Zoharariel:
Beautiful w.hore! Abi Y else would she expose her thigh, camel toe & pubic hair?

But bros eh undecided

where you for see all these things? Your eyes get infra-red rays wey deh penetrate cloths? Shuuu

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Comes For Basketmouth Again...[ PHOTO] by DipoDee: 9:49pm On Dec 29, 2015

This childish and foulmouthed irrelevant dude wants to use BasketMouth to shine.

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage With Her Lovely Child - Adorable Photo by DipoDee: 9:44pm On Dec 29, 2015

Where are the r£tards who said the baby is fairer than his parents?
I used to know that most new babies come out of the womb white and fair, until I came to Nairaland and read adults typing sh!t about Tiwa's fair newborn like it's some sort of anomaly.

Nairaland General › Re: Safety Tips To Use Around Nigerian Policemen by DipoDee: 9:30pm On Dec 29, 2015

The Op forgot to add::

If you ever encounter NIGERIAN POLICE and Armed Robbers at the same time..Please, run into the arms of the .......... lipsrsealed

Ah don talk my own..
If you like, fill in the gap with the first option, na you sabi.

Celebrities › Re: Dayo Amusa In Car Accident With Dangote Trailer(Pics) by DipoDee: 9:21pm On Dec 29, 2015

Thank God for you oh Dayo..bleached skin plus any sort of accident na double damage, y'know undecided

Crime › Re: Lagos, Ogun Bank Robbers’ Arms’ Suppliers Arrested (photo) by DipoDee: 7:50pm On Dec 29, 2015

Fireson:
Yellow bar I hail thee !!! They are all silent ....

In the eyes of Foreign observers, we are all NIGERIANS and we are all 'criminals'.. and we validate these claims on social media everyday. Don't we?

Crime › Re: Lagos, Ogun Bank Robbers’ Arms’ Suppliers Arrested (photo) by DipoDee: 7:50pm On Dec 29, 2015

gbadexy:
I thought they said they were militants. Besides these old guys doesn't strike me as those young bank robbers.
Besides, they used automatic rifles with bullets and not pump action with cartridges.

Seems you have never been accused of a crime you know nothing about by the police. In the absence of the true culprits, they arrest and Jail whoever they can lay hands on.

Crime › Re: Lagos, Ogun Bank Robbers’ Arms’ Suppliers Arrested (photo) by DipoDee: 7:49pm On Dec 29, 2015

juicestews:
i came to check names and i was not disappointed...every man with his type of sin...thunder fire all of una

Crime › Re: Lagos, Ogun Bank Robbers’ Arms’ Suppliers Arrested (photo) by DipoDee: 7:48pm On Dec 29, 2015*

So, the soldier kept selling arms meant for the army yet no one took stock..ridiculous.

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji's Parents 46th Wedding Anniversary And Father's 80th (Pics) by DipoDee: 7:45pm On Dec 29, 2015

MadCow1:
I wonder when she would give them a Husband and grandkids to make their life's achievements complete.

I am not saying she should rush o, but if my broke, ugly, illiterate neighbour Iya Ronke could find a husband and marry with 7 children, Genevieve with all her beauty, fame, money and success has no excuse anymore.

MadCow..

But brother, how can you live and control your own life yet have the strenght to want to live and control Genevieve's life for her? Pray tell.
How will her marital status increase or decrease you?

Btw, if she takes a decision to remain single for life, people will continue to wail and cry over a matter that they can't control...Hmmmn

Crime › Re: Face Of Man Who Led A 30-man Robbery Gang by DipoDee: 7:30pm On Dec 29, 2015

Poverty corrupts the mind and soul, turns hardworking men to nonentities..
I pity the Jelili's in Nigeria where the youths support the politicians who rob them of life and money daily...but stone to death, the hungry man who steals a loaf of bread to sate his hunger..

Jelili is a thief so he should DIE...Dasuki is a thief, will he DIE?

Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Mocks Ghanian Singer Wisa Small Pen!s [PICS] by DipoDee: 7:12pm On Dec 29, 2015

Chanchit:
He might need to evaluate his brain, cos a normal human being won't try this.

Well, normal people act abnormal under the influence of drugs and weed.
Most of these artistes abuse drugs.

Romance › Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by DipoDee: 7:05pm On Dec 29, 2015

Rexaxe:
Damn!!!...

but man .. its obvious you didnt take a condom to church ..

you no think bout HIV/AIDS ...

When he gets STD/HIV from f^cking a total stranger without protection, his Pastor will still tell him it's the spirit husband back for revenge instead of telling him the importance of condoms esp when konji catches a randy man in a bush full of snakes cheesy

Romance › Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by DipoDee: 7:01pm On Dec 29, 2015

rheether:
Sex me please, that girl must be a bush village slut.

You are not concerned about Op's bumbum that snake bit ehn cheesy

but about the village slut.. So, what would a city slut say?

@wisdomguy4u, your Pastor should have warned you about f^cking in the bush at night instead of that tale about spiritual husbands. You went to a snakes habitat to disturb it and you got served. I don't know some Nigerian Pastors would see the truth but instead of saying it, they want to appear spiritual at all cost.

Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Mocks Ghanian Singer Wisa Small Pen!s [PICS] by DipoDee: 6:31pm On Dec 29, 2015

Chanchit:
Of cause I know,but growers is not something you show of when its flaccid na where the guy fvck up be that.

Sure. He may have ruined his career with that singular act, it's disgusting af.

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Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Mocks Ghanian Singer Wisa Small Pen!s [PICS] by DipoDee: 5:52pm On Dec 29, 2015

Chanchit:
The guy sef fvck up, that thing weh be like 5yr old pikin penis.

Lol

Have you heard of 'growers'? Some things can be really small when flaccid but they rise and unfurl like king cobra when aroused.

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Politics › Re: Glaring Difference Between Igbo And Biafra by DipoDee: 9:01am On Dec 29, 2015

So will Afam4ever be banned for creating another Biafra thread!

Enough already, we don't care who is or who is not Biafran, we are in Nigeria/ on a Nigerian forum..

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Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Things The Bible Forbids, But We Do Anyway by DipoDee: 1:56pm On Dec 27, 2015

Maybe heaven is meant for just men and women are wasting their time trying to get in..

Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria-Universe National Costume Causes Outrage On Twitter by DipoDee: 12:50am On Dec 22, 2015

The outfit was cool until they put an hectare of Sambisa forest on her head..

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria-Universe National Costume Causes Outrage On Twitter by DipoDee: 12:47am On Dec 22, 2015

MARKone:
When you smoke Kwale Weed finish, then decide to carry the Mata for head.

Hehehe

my ribs oh

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Jokes Etc › Re: ''I Must Take You To Village For Christmas'' - Hilarious Photo by DipoDee: 12:17am On Dec 22, 2015

If they ask this one now to back his own child, he will refuse, claiming the head of the house. See him backing billy goat

Fashion › Re: Miss Ghana And Miss Nigeria Outfits For Miss Universe Pageant (Photos) by DipoDee: 12:15am On Dec 22, 2015

They call us monkeys so she went to prove them right...what an eyesore.

Family › Re: OAU Student, Bak-Abasi Umoh Is Missing (Photos) by DipoDee: 12:13am On Dec 22, 2015

They should begin to arrest the guys who keep this gals in seclusion just to feed them with d1cks.. why na? 10days of constant knacking of a VeeVee not paid for legally..
It no good oh undecided

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