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RomanceRe: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by Dipwater(m): 4:53pm On Feb 02, 2013
Hi ladies ,I am dipwaterdoll grin if u feel like u can call me waterdoll all join grin grin

Anyways ,nice thread . Opdoll keep it coming. Pass the education to every doll out there. Speaking from a man's point of view ,am fcking tired of meeting dumb girls and interacting with dumd nl girls .

Keep this thread alive dolls.my word to every pretty doll out there Always watch ur girl's back.



Dipwaterdoll signing out
RomanceRe: What Will It Take For A Guy To Initiate A Relationship? by Dipwater(m): 9:09pm On Jan 24, 2013
jeron1: Be nice and cook his best meal for him... The way to a mans hrt is his stomach
i don laff tire, u are very funny pls visit the jokes section often .u are highly needed there
PoliticsRe: What Is Imo State Best Known For? by Dipwater(m): 11:00am On Jan 19, 2013
Imo state is cool,its a nice place filled with fun seekers and civil servants.I live in owerri ,so I can feed u with vital info about owerri the capital city.

The indigenes are ngwori people, their girls are cheap ,they luv flexing too much(but not all). Imolite in terms of education are at the top in the eastern part of nig,

Their govnor is not trustworthy,what he does is the more u look the less u see .don't biliv the hype .

Their yung bois are g men

Imo state has notable people in politics,entertainment etc

It the place to be ,a tourist state
Christianity EtcRe: More About The Mind Of Man, Mind Of Soul And Related Issues by Dipwater(m): 7:52pm On Jan 02, 2013
pastormustwacc: Santa maria! estos amigo es muy muy interesante. . .
Interpretation: santa maria(santa claus sister) dash me moi moi interesting or interesting moi moi

U think say we no sabi spanish abi?




@ billy I dey feel u like my babe yan/ch ,fire on brotha ,ur lecture make sense
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic’s New Year’s Pool Party (Picture) by Dipwater(m): 7:38pm On Jan 02, 2013
Banky is cool without the hat .
RomanceRe: Girls Are Unpredictable by Dipwater(m): 7:15am On Jan 02, 2013
Bacteriocin: Call her and ask gently why you deserves such treatment. Plead gently and beg her so that you guys will be back on good terms, then give her the a good, unforgetable and send-forth 5ex before you DRIVE HER AWAY.
Its not all about sex, I think the guy has real feelings for her and that might kill the drive for wanting to fu/ck her for the last time b4 dumping her
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let's Pray For Our Leaders And Not Insult Them In 2013 by Dipwater(m): 6:04pm On Jan 01, 2013
Pray for who ?. Obj is an id/iot ,jonathan a goat and oledePo a big thief

And for those saying we shuldnt insult but criticize constructively ,next time u catch armed robbers in ur neighborhood pls don't set. Them ablaze ,try and criticize them constructively ,let's see if they will change .nonsense. Mtcheeeew
Christianity EtcRe: 31st Night Service With Rev. Chris Oyakhilome by Dipwater(m): 7:00am On Jan 01, 2013
[quote author=akagaba]It was awesome. Truly our year of FAVOUR. God bles Pst Chris. I love d loveworld family.[/quote



Ur pastor is an awesome theif.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year (2013) To All Nairalanders!!! by Dipwater(m): 12:29am On Jan 01, 2013
Seun: Happy new Year!!
Olboy the xplosive wey men dem dey blow for my end here na him wake me up
Anyways happy new............... Every day is the same jare. For me and my people every day is new
RomanceRe: MEN Are To Be Blamed For Female Gold Diggers by Dipwater(m): 12:01am On Dec 31, 2012
shymexx: I'm good, bruddah... Something has to be done about Nigerian women, to be honest... My boy is in Nigeria at the moment and he told me all the chics in Nigeria are hungry... Just give them a little change or whatnot and they will spread their legs wide open... grin

Yet they still want to blame men for this madness smh..
Broda am seriously planning on how to get out of this sh it hole fast.naija is a failed state not only politically but logically ,socially,economically etc. I did some years back lavished money like my father is obj but now my eyes don claer.people think say I still buck up them no sabi say all those thing n paparazi. Yes over here evribody is redeye redeye. Including una presido ( money no dey full belle)
RomanceRe: MEN Are To Be Blamed For Female Gold Diggers by Dipwater(m): 11:51pm On Dec 30, 2012
My advice to the girls keep digging gold 2morrow u will come here to complain that ur husband is like this and that

To my bois keep wasting ur resources on cheap girls 2morrow u will come here to shout that naija women are thieves ,golddiggers,ugly etc

Any girl that depends on men for money has done a very big damage to herself .dem plenty for owerri ,wen time don pass dem them go become lod hag .no husband ,no responsible boi friend ,bleachedface feeling sad weneva they see prtty girls


For ma bois keep deceiving urselves ,one funny thing about life is that u can only attract ur type. Some times its bad to make money wen u are too yung (talking from xperience)
RomanceRe: MEN Are To Be Blamed For Female Gold Diggers by Dipwater(m): 11:35pm On Dec 30, 2012
shymexx: However, why can't people flaunt what they have gothuh undecided undecided Women need to learn how to say NO to materialism and embrace self-respect and dignity... We call gold diggers thirsty and hungry slags around here - and we know what they need for them to open their crusty legs loool... I don't rate that breed of women... undecided

Stay gold digging and men will stay digging you out and passing you around like toys... grin

Men are still winning, anyway - that's the most important thing... cool
Olboy longest time. Hau life


This gold digging thing has a lot to do with our useless culture ,where men are seen as the sole provider and the women asori aku (chopping wealth). Its funny how life goes. Any ways like u said they are still the losers

Its not as if some girls want the money ,they just wanna be comfortable withuot caring about how he made the money hence kidapping things just to meet up. Most dude in owerri keeping it real as in real moneyanare. Unto some strit shit. The politicians dat are supposed to provide jobs for it citizens are busy flexing yung university girls .we all are in a very big trap in naija ,no way out men

For the girls dat date men for money ,one day u are gonna have ur own kids and girl wuld date him for his wealth not for luv ,how wuld dat make u feel. And ma bois in the hood doing all kinds of strit things to survive I just wonder how u will advice ur kids to be hardworking and honest in whateva they do. Thanks
CultureRe: Wait!! Before You Marry That Your Igbo Girlfriend, You Have To Read This!! by Dipwater(m): 8:30pm On Dec 30, 2012
duni04: Funny thing is I'm yoruba and I prefer Igbo girls to Yoruba girls. Yoruba girls are lousy, very material and always disrespectful. Most of the Igbo girls I know are either staunch catholics or very serious pentecostal Christians. Its easier to find a chaste Igbo girl than a yoruba one.
Brotha u are absolute correct but wen u are about to hook up with an igbo girl I take god name beg u pls avoid the ones raised in igbo land bcuz of culture conflict and the rest of it. Igbos raised outside igboland are the pride of the igbos thanks


At topic very true
RomanceRe: MEN Are To Be Blamed For Female Gold Diggers by Dipwater(m): 8:10pm On Dec 30, 2012
This gold digging thing is rampant in owerri .evri girl here thinks. And talk like a prostitute .since I moved down here I have never met a girl that wuldnt beg u with style for one thing or the other.

Gold digging is like gang banging its a way of life. It can be traced to the family setting down to the culture of the people. In a country where men are seen as a hero and the provider while women are referred to as ori akua, its very difficult to raise up girl with different mentally cuz there culture permits them to wait for their men to do evrithing for them and if u as a man fails in providing for. Home due to some lil factors working against u, u are regarded as an irresponsible man


The churches are not helping out at all. Religion generally has caused serious brain dAmage to the people , that's why everbody wants to be rich and be a boss while in real sense everybody cannot be rich. Its not possible for evribody to be rich ,
Christianity EtcRe: Covenant University Expels 200 Students For Not Attending Church Service by Dipwater(m): 8:21am On Dec 30, 2012
This man is too backward. Why expelling the student ? Is it the solution ?
What about the muslim student inthe school is it compulsory for them to go to the chapel?
Christianity EtcRe: Time Is Human Creation, A Natural Illusion, Time Doesnt Exist In The Real Sense. by Dipwater(m): 8:09am On Dec 30, 2012
Billy hau far I said u shuld xplain more to me about the negative and positive energy u talked about in ur old thread and didn't get Any reply


I am gbaduing this thread too pls keep it coming .am here to learn and I have learnt a lot from u. Spread the knowledge brotha .
FamilyRe: 10 Things Never To Say To Your Child by Dipwater(m): 5:36pm On Dec 27, 2012
inurmind: To all of you who think saying these things to your children isn't a big deal, well, I have just one thing to say, no wonder Nigeria is like this.
I dey tell you.

The negative attitude. I hate the most is shouting at the kids and using commanding tone to talk to them as if they are in a military camp. No wonder some guys always use shouting to correct their wifes.
FamilyRe: 10 Things Never To Say To Your Child by Dipwater(m): 5:26pm On Dec 27, 2012
IYA NGBALI: My parents said a lot of bad things than
all these to me,I no die o,abeg make we here word jo all dis oyinbo theory no dey work for here
E dey work for here my dear


My mum and I don't have the best of relationship cuz of her attitude ,she nags and complains too much.
Nice write up tho ,and to add to ur list ;
Parents shuld always praise their children weneva they do well and wen they perform below expectation they shuld correct them and teach them how to do it right not cursing and shouting at them

Parents shuld Avoid bringing up past mistakes of their children weneva they do wrong ,its annoying

Parents shuld be able to build their childrens self xteem and make their kids have huge trust on them .its beta to take ur father or mother as a role model than one pastor that might have a questionable xter

Lastly youths shuld read books and attend seminars that wuld educate them properly on how to be wonder f parent


Thank u
RomanceRe: Seeing my first love once again. by Dipwater(m): 11:28pm On Dec 26, 2012
[color=#000099][/color] as sleep no gree come nau make i kuku turn to technical adviser


1, attend the wedding

2,dont discuss anything with her it culd lead to something else,

3,be wise .1st luv na 1st luv .old feelings culd creap up and b4 u know it ,it wuld be difficult to control it

4,after the wedding ,if u dont wanna mess things up try not to see the guy again,avoid him ,dont exchange nos,i nknow what i am talking about.let the past stay in the past .i can see u still have felings for him.
RomanceRe: Things A Woman Shouldn't Do While Dating A Guy by Dipwater(m): 12:30am On Dec 26, 2012
artmostfair: All these rules of dating sef!... The poster actually comes across to me as a frustrated lover! But life is an irony: here I am with my gf always beefing me that I don't let her do my laudry(I do it myself...I'm notta lazy g) and she's busy giving rules here.
Word of advice to all ladies: BE URSELVES! That's wat we guys are looking for! Not some Hollywood rules following husband-seekers!
I tire for the poster oo. I don't like people cooking or washing my cloth , I am not a lazy man. The only work I hate doing is washing plates . I can sweep ,tidy up etc.


I was even angry with my girl for washing my cloth on the 24 sef .the babe pack my fine fine chinos. Take ariel wash dem. Olboy I nearly slap her. I don't see washing of clothes as a big deal ,I wash her clothes wella ,including her undies.its nothing to me. Its just ordinary fabric. What I dislike in. Girl is unnecessary disrespect.
Music/RadioRe: Mode 9 - Flow For The Street (official Video) by Dipwater(m): 2:49pm On Dec 25, 2012
nice one from the king @airmark where can i downloads mods latest album
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Christianity EtcRe: Holy Ghost Congress A Political Congress - EX Pastor Of (RCCG), Bankole Solomon by Dipwater(m): 6:37am On Dec 25, 2012
Av Ʊ ever seen some1 da deceive God A̶̲̥̅̊ñ̷̊D̶̲̥̅̊ go unpunished ? No1.[/quote]Yes ibb deceived uR god and wasn't punished ,obj did the same and wasn't punished
Christianity EtcRe: Holy Ghost Congress A Political Congress - EX Pastor Of (RCCG), Bankole Solomon by Dipwater(m): 6:36am On Dec 25, 2012
bimstik: Stop criticizing abeg. Mr. Solomon Bankole , who sent Ʊ to resign ? Ʊ had beta say de truth rather than misyawning . Dad G.O ΐƨ a man of God , A̶̲̥̅̊ñ̷̊D̶̲̥̅̊ also not i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ de best positn to judge. When Jesus was on earth, Ħξ preferred to sit wiv de sinners to de saints. If Jesus cud do this, so why can't Baba allow a sinner i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ his church . Any politician da comes to de camp A̶̲̥̅̊ñ̷̊D̶̲̥̅̊ make empty promise , will surely face de consequence himself. Av Ʊ ever seen some1 da deceive God A̶̲̥̅̊ñ̷̊D̶̲̥̅̊ go unpunished ? No1.
Yes ibb deceived uR god and wasn't punished ,obj did the same and wasn't punished
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu’s Controversial Will Revealed by Dipwater(m): 3:28pm On Dec 23, 2012
ojukwu is a big foooooooooooooooooooooool
Christianity EtcRe: my fellow theists please answer this question by Dipwater(m): 9:08pm On Dec 22, 2012
grin
inurmind: Every man worships his di.c.k.
but don't deceive yourself, it can be crucified, either by a fanatic or by an angry girlfriend.
but do not worry, if it is crucified it will surely resurrect, in the wombs of all those owerri girlfriends of yours.
in the words of our last lady "ojukwu might be dead but his manhood lives on".
Lol. At. his manhood lives. On.

Well my d/ick is my lord and saviour ,it created me. So logic and inurmind back off guys or u will be foced to pay tithe to my d/ick with ur gfs .
Christianity EtcRe: my fellow theists please answer this question by Dipwater(m): 7:12pm On Dec 22, 2012
I biliv in my d/ick .my dick is my god. It cannot die or be crucified like other peoples god

:looking down at my dick and proclaimed: lord I worship u cuz uve neva failed me
RomanceRe: How Would You Define A 'cheap Girl'? by Dipwater(m): 12:57am On Dec 12, 2012
In my own world I don't see any girl as a cheap girl. I fu/cked my ex the same day we met and the relationship lasted for 3 years (longest so far). If u sleep with a girl and u consider her cheap ,that makes u what?

Se/x is meant to be enjoyed by both party. Its not a one way thing. Even girls raised in responsible homes might have se/x with u on ur first date. It depends on the mood ,environment ,how romantic,attractive ,polished u are and some other factors like she might need a companion at that moment or she's se/x starved .etc
PoliticsRe: Lagos Arrests Cart-pushing Yam Sellers by Dipwater(m): 1:19pm On Dec 10, 2012
aribisala0: Honestly it is clear that many people from other parts of Nigeria are more comfortable with chaos,disorder and lawlessness.Slowly and surely we are claiming our State back
U are a typical yoruba man ,always supporting nonsense. I am against hawking too cuz it gives a beautiful city a village look. There are ways to go about it without hurting people. he can decide to give them a deadline .I am not blaming fashola for the unemployment in nigeria. He shuld thread carefully.

What about the agberos causing mayhem on the raods? What has he done about it. There is no security in lagos state and he wants to compound the problem he has on ground
PoliticsRe: Lagos Arrests Cart-pushing Yam Sellers by Dipwater(m): 1:17pm On Dec 10, 2012
aribisala0: Honestly it is clear that many people from other parts of Nigeria are more comfortable with chaos,disorder and lawlessness.Slowly and surely we are claiming our State back
U are a typical yoruba man ,always supporting nonsense. I am against hawking too cuz it gives a beautiful city a village look. There are ways to go about it without hurting people. he can decide to give them a deadline .I am not blaming fashola for the unemployment in nigeria. He thread carefully.

What about the agberos causing mayhem on the raods? What has he done about it. There is no security in lagos state and he wants to compound the problem he has on ground
Forum GamesRe: What Xmas Gift Will You Give The Person Above You? by Dipwater(m): 4:47am On Dec 09, 2012
A fine Snake

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