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PoliticsRe: IGBOS: Would You Vote Governor Rochas Owelle Okorocha As President? by Dipwater(m): 11:09am On May 18, 2013
and mr payless how much are they paying for this ur campaign "i am a yoruba man indeed" stop deceiving ur self .its not about party .i personally hate pdp,apga,acn and the new rubbish apc.all these animals are there for there selfish reasons not to serve .lets vote in a wise man that wuld deliver not a dunce that wuld tell us about constructing roads and bridges.


seriously those are not the major problems we have . we need re oreintation ,good policies,security,jobs not stupid roads that are not gonna be maintained
PoliticsRe: IGBOS: Would You Vote Governor Rochas Owelle Okorocha As President? by Dipwater(m): 10:58am On May 18, 2013
nigerians pls do not be deceived ,rochas is a big scam .i live in imo state ,i can tell u a thing or two about him.he is not as rich as u think ,he is a thief and a very big one at that.he is only manipulating people with the media .the free education thing is not true .its not all about having ur tribe man as president ,its about voting the right person ,regardless of where he comes from,fash is not a good candidate either.lets not xperiment with our votes this time ,les do it right thank u
Christianity EtcRe: Traditional Marriage And Church Marriage by Dipwater(m): 7:12am On Apr 05, 2013
I will start by removing the word "traditional " from it. Let's just call it marriage
And let's stop calling church marriage white wedding its annoying and I biliv its stems from our slave mentality (why not black wedding what is even wrong with color black)

Let's work towards making it just one wedding .if u are a xtian u can do ur normal wedding with the presence of ur pastor and church members .the parents decision to give out their children is the koko, the colorful atire and well prepaid african delicacy are beautiful.

After the whole thing on sunday u can go for thansgiving in ur church

Somebody said after trad marriage the wife is now yours and my question is she a property

Idont really fancy the idea of pride price if I were a girl I will take as an insult if a man wants to buy me. The main thing is the agreement from the parents and lil celebration to mark the joining of the couple. Thank u
CelebritiesRe: Did Beyonce Sleep With Drake? by Dipwater(m): 10:25pm On Apr 04, 2013
IIIIxRoyalxIIII: Now who's the king of these rude Ludicrous Lucrative Lyrics ~
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics ~
Using his music to steer it sharing his views in his marriage ~
But there's a Huge Interference they're sayin you shouldn't hear it ~
Maybe it's Hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the Spirit ~
Maybe it's Beautiful music I made for you to just Cherish ~
But I'm Debated Disputed Hated and Viewed in America~

~~~^Marshall Outclassing the Primitive Jigga Man on his Own Record..

Fam....

"Ludicrous Lucrative Lyrics"....

Jezuz...

Eminem Murdered you on ya Own Track ~~Nas
I have been following ur post. I've got the feeling u no much about rap music. I respect that man


On the baby thing. I don't give a f/uck

On jay as a rapper ; very wack ,but old jay is dope tho
Eminem is drugs.
2pac ; average

Biggie; mad lyricist

And am in luv with kendrik lamar. Gud in freestyle but am not toooo impressed with his written songs. He is future.

Some body said something about ma nigger nate. Common people nate is not a rap artiste and he is wack
RomanceRe: 10 Characteristics Of A Good Girlfriend by Dipwater(m): 11:19am On Apr 03, 2013
miketonic: Is always females coming up with this stupid list

10 characteristic of a good girlfriend

15 ways to know ur hubby is cheating

20 ways to know ur a good wife

10 ways to be a good husband

5 ways to improve ur love making

15 ways to know if he love you

10 ways to know if she is a virgin

18 ways into a heart female

20 ways to swallow garr with okoro soup

I don tire una...please stop this list, is getting annoying, especially female, no body want to hear am. Man just want big bossom, big butt and a female who can cook in the kitchen . That's all.
I like this particular list cuz its interesting to read. On ur last paragraph I do not agree with u ,its not all men .intelligent men don't see women as cooks. And the are worth more than having big tits and large batty.
Here is my own list;
Lil br/east
Normal backside

Se/xy hips

skinny

Pretty face(mustnt be like jess albas face)

Must importantly intelligent and very logical with her doings

Trustworthy

Loyal

Very caring

Dark skin

I don't give a fu/ck cooking and all those rubbish things

Nau u no my list,having a list is not a bad idea .its not compulsory its amatter of choice. Thank u
Christianity EtcRe: Even Water Proves That Atheism Is False. by Dipwater(m): 6:43am On Apr 02, 2013
Blood of muhammeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Ehyaaaaaaaah
I feel so sorry for the poster. Pls let's not turn this into xtian and atheist battle. This guy needs help

We shuld look for a way to assist him,as a fellow nlander.

@onyfrank ,brother don't worry u are gonna be alright eh!







Wow this dude has won the first position from buzugee aka obadiah. Buzu my guy u dey doll o. Frank don take over ur sit. Hope u will fight back sha. But for nau na frank dey reign
PoliticsRe: Explosions Reported In Kano! by Dipwater(m): 3:29pm On Mar 31, 2013
Naija is gradually slipping into a civil and religious war.

Singing dmx ......the hit is on, all ma niggaz ready to die......








Am always ready for the revolutionary warfare. If its on then its on.
To me its not about tribe but killing the bloody bastards we call leaders for putting us into bondage.
PoliticsRe: kano bombing; Biafra zionist to send 500 military pilots for trianing in Israel by Dipwater(m): 3:12pm On Mar 31, 2013
People be very careful infact where are the mods when u need them. This is a very big scam
I repeat scam. And I am shouting scam,scam. Scam scam. Pls ask urself some questions like why is he using a public forum where everone wuld know his plan,

No2 ,why paying money into an account. If they can pay the heavy bills for the training why begging for one thousand naira


@op abeg go find work. U are a disgrace to ur family and stop pretending to be an igbo man. U cannot fool any here o. Naija don smart pass that level jor. Useless thief
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Killed By Gangstars In Malaysia(picture) by Dipwater(m): 2:30pm On Mar 31, 2013
Beaf!:
When Nigerians are being killed like fowl in their own country and the Scumbag have no clue. Is it the ones in foreign land that will be protected?
I tire o. If ground no level. For malaysia they shuld come back home or move to another cuntry.


@beaf long time. What happened?
RomanceRe: A Single Lady's Advice To Single Ladies by Dipwater(m): 12:57pm On Mar 30, 2013
Very matured and direct. Keep it up poster.
RomanceRe: What Are The Responsibilities Of A Boyfriend Or Fiance? by Dipwater(m): 10:18am On Mar 30, 2013
oneangle: See As I love and mumu reach.. I bought my GF a blackberry, me i no get one oh...i even load d bis sometimes even when i can't afford to sort my own needs...she just called me to tell me she needs to upgrade her phone.. wetin i go do? don't forget sa i no get bb battery oh..God go help nija girls
My guy no vex o ,u be mumu. So don't blame the girl abeg
FoodRe: Good Friday: Did You Eat Meat ? by Dipwater(m): 3:53am On Mar 30, 2013
ksam: Jesus has paid it all abi??see ur mouth...
Am not only abstaining frm meat,,am also depriving my self frm any sort of pleasure today as a sign of gratitude to him fr dieing on the cross of calvary just fr my sins..i dont care even if it will take me nt to eat today jst to say thank you to him,,
Gratitude for what? Na person send am
FoodRe: Good Friday: Did You Eat Meat ? by Dipwater(m): 3:49am On Mar 30, 2013
koolguy88: i didn't eat meat today cos it's good Friday.
What is good about the friday sef
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants To Leave Me Because I'm A Freethinker by Dipwater(m): 9:57pm On Mar 19, 2013
sauer: guy,
I understand your predicament cos I've been there. Am agnostic, but more atheist than agnostic. I've had a lot of girls refuse to associate with me based on my beliefs. Once they know what my stand is regarding all the nonsense called christianity, I could almost immediately feel their reluctance about going all the way. That was back then though.

Subsequently, I learned to take a better approach to handling all of this. At work, in relationships, I just refuse to mention what my beliefs are except it's absolutely critical to do so. I used to leave rooms or situations where someone was preaching some noisy word of god. Now, though, I'd stay and just go about my own business.

Methinks, your mistake is revealing your religious stance to her in the first place. I guess she's scared, cos she'd consider a fellow religious person more predictable. That's what it's about, bro. One minute, and anything you do wrong can be easily tied to your not believing in god. However, you could be a freethinker and she'd never know. You'd be nice to her and be everything. The day she finally does know, your relationship would have bonded so tightly that it won't be based one bit on religion or any other external factors.

At this stage, the egg is broken. You might as well do away with her. I don't know. Perhaps you love her too much to do that. But what's a freethinker getting so involved with love for, anywyz? tongue Try keep your head straight. We know it's all chemicals in there causing all that gobbly (whatever that means!) feeling. Why not find a fellow freethinker partner in the first place? Then there wouldnt be problems. InkedNerd is one of them sweetest freethinkers on NL. So are a couple others. Yes, there are Nigerian girls who are freethinkers!
Bros helep me find one abeg. I am an agnostic living in a religious state ,I neeD a freethinker babe sorry wife too
CelebritiesRe: Larry Koldsweat Prefers To Be A Yoruba In Another Life by Dipwater(m): 7:29am On Mar 17, 2013
I wish I can marry a yoruba girl tho. An atheist or an agnostic.


Only if dreams can come to past.
CelebritiesRe: Larry Koldsweat Prefers To Be A Yoruba In Another Life by Dipwater(m): 7:25am On Mar 17, 2013
This man is indeed funny sha.

I luv yorubas for there RESPECT,COURTESY, etc. And I admire their girls (not as beautiful as the ibos tho) for being hardworking and supportive.

I am proud to be an ibo man and I luv my people so much .if I am to come back to this world as a nigerian I wuld mosdef want to be an ibo man .

Let's not fight over larrys opinion ,I have yoruba friends that prefer to be ibo than being yoruba,cuz of their "I must survive" spirit and they luv our girls cuz they are so beautiful(physically)
HealthRe: Coping With Mental Illness In Nigeria: A Beautiful Writer's Experience by Dipwater(m): 10:48pm On Mar 16, 2013
Billyonaire: The question should be: Who isnt mentally unstable in a way ? We all have a certain degree of madness.
True story. I always feel like killing people ,I don't know if I shuld call it a mental illness. Thank gudness naija did not legalized the use of guns .I wuld have turn into serial killer.its so frustrating to be living in society where things don't work and to worsened it all politicians wuld come on air ,feeling so proud and talking rubbish.


The only leader I show luv is fashola for is humility. He is over hyped tho. But very humble
FoodRe: Is There Anything Wrong In Eating Dog Meat? by Dipwater(m): 11:24pm On Mar 14, 2013
Dog meat kwa.na wa o .nothing wey people no go chop. I can never eat dog,cat,snake and anything from the bush ,call it bush meat or anu nchi I don't care .I will stick to my poutry meat like turkey,chicken etc




Besides a dog is a mans best friend. Imagine me eating my best friend
CultureRe: Is Wearing Western Clothing Forsaking Your Culture? by Dipwater(m): 7:26am On Mar 04, 2013
Afam4eva: My argument still stands. If i decide to spell Newcastle with the "T" audible, it's no ones business. English language is revolutionary.
Spelling a word wrongly doesn't make u an african. Its not a matter of deciding to spell things the way u want ,its spelling it the right way. I understand u from another angle tho ,if an ibo man born in nigeria speaks u will know, if a yorubaman speaks u will still know, no matter their level of education and exposure. That is called mother tongue ,it does not give the impression that they did not spell or pronounce it right .thank u
CultureRe: Is Wearing Western Clothing Forsaking Your Culture? by Dipwater(m): 7:06am On Mar 04, 2013
Afam4eva: Ask the Chinese and the Americans why they're selling themselves through any means possible. Also ask jamaicans how thy've managed to sell Ragae to the whole world. Africa cannot be left behind. Our culture and tradition has to be evangelized throughout the world and no one will do it if not Africans themselves. The gains are massive.
Afam maybe when I come back from work we go talk well
Besides jamaicans are africans. If u want to sell africa to the world ,sell ur technology,science,drugs,music etc. The chineses did that and it worked ,most of the chinese I have seen in africa put on global wears and look simple .more than 90 percent of the things we use in nigeria are imported from china .in that sense we can say that they have sold their culture to us

Take note,culture evolves and the new culture now is science and technology. Pls when coming back from. Work 2day pls buy some history books ,broda things have changed we need to move forward
CultureRe: Is Wearing Western Clothing Forsaking Your Culture? by Dipwater(m): 9:27pm On Mar 03, 2013
Afam4eva: Did i miss my way? I saw "why are corpers promiscous" on the frontpage and i clicked only to see something different.

@OP
You're right on point. I don't know why you will call yourself a Nigeria or African and not represent where you come from. It has to be reflected in your dressing, the way you talk, your accent etc. That's the only way you can be separated from the crowd/
Why do u want to be seperated from the crowd?
CultureRe: Is Wearing Western Clothing Forsaking Your Culture? by Dipwater(m): 9:23pm On Mar 03, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
[size=32pt]PLEASE STOP DECEIVING YOURSEF AND TRYING TO COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE! angry angry angry angry


THE ONLY INDIGENOUS AND BLOOD RELIGION OF THE IGBOS IS ODINANI ! NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS! [/size]
U are right christianity is not an african religion. But u shuldnt say bcuz its not an african religion u are not going to practice it .people shuld choose their path ,cus its their decision

U have chosen yurs as a pagan gud for u ,I have chosen mine agnosticism gud for me ,let them choose theirs be it islam or christianity ,hinduism or budhuism.

It doesn't matter the religion or belief ,we shuld tolerate one another and live peacefully without chaos
CultureRe: Is Wearing Western Clothing Forsaking Your Culture? by Dipwater(m): 9:05pm On Mar 03, 2013
justwise: With that mind-set you shouldn't have left Nigeria at all. Not wearing native attires does not make me inferior to the white folks, inferiority is all in the mind and you have one judging by your post.

The only way i can truly represent Nigeria anywhere i'am is to keep my hands off crime.
The poster surely has complex,wearing african attire doesn't make u more african than those not wearing it.u shuld wear whatever makes u happy not bcuz its refered to as african

Culture and tradition evolves ,back then b4 the euroPeans came it wuz leaves and animal skin that was en vogue and the people as of that times decided to dispose those things when they saw better ways of dressing ,which was a gud idea .in this case will u say that they have forsaken their culture ?


The cloths we even call traditional attire are not even related to african in any way .if u studied history u will understand me better. Those fabrics are imported from asia ,its their concept, idea, fabric etc.


The whites came to africa and left with tangible things to build their economy ,it doesn't change anything and doesn't mean that they fail to represent.lastly jean and t shirt is not oyibo wears or english wears ,they are modern global wears. Go to china,japan,mexico,chile etc u will see it everywhere in the world .u don't need to prove anything to anybody ,just merely looking at u they know u are african. So what the heck.
CelebritiesRe: average man understood hon patrick obayangnon for the first time. by Dipwater(m): 1:57pm On Mar 03, 2013
I just luv the way mr pato take sag him trouser for that pix.
CelebritiesRe: PHOTONEWS: Artistes Shun Damoche’s Candlelight Procession by Dipwater(m): 1:52pm On Mar 03, 2013
If I be pally sef I no go smell that area not because I don't luv him but anything can happen .


Let me join the band of 1st to comment jor
3rd to comment dancing asontogalala and celebrating it with a bottle of beer
CrimeRe: Picture Of Damoche & His Mother Exactly One Year To His Death by Dipwater(m): 1:16pm On Mar 03, 2013
One lasuite told me the same thing sef that the dude was a an alora. Ehya ,I pity his mum. Freshers and jambite pls do all u can to avoid cultism ,it is better to graduate as a ju than end up like this. Life still plenty for front.
Music/RadioRe: Damino Damoche Shot Dead At LASU Gate by Dipwater(m): 1:03am On Mar 01, 2013
Ehyaaaaa life is a bitch ,yung bois pls use ur heads .say no to cultism. Is it not better to be a mumu and live long than to be a frat man and die yung. Rip to the dead. Hope he is not a rap artist cuz na dat wan go vex me pass .
PoliticsRe: Ladipo Traders Claim To Lose N100B Daily by Dipwater(m): 2:29pm On Feb 28, 2013
Fash did the right thing jor. ThAt place is an eyesore abeg. The market shud be closed down permanently and relocated to another place .money is not everything, clealiness is next to godliness as the say .

My people shuld start coming back home sef .SE is not as bad as u think
RomanceRe: How To Get A Guy To Like You - From The Very First Date by Dipwater(m): 11:38am On Feb 28, 2013
Nice one

I dislike girls that demand from men like its our responsibility to cater for them
CelebritiesRe: 65 Pastors Told Kayode Salako To Marry Foluke Daramola by Dipwater(m): 1:05am On Feb 28, 2013
My advice. Top all nl women ,if u know that ur husband is very wealthy ,pls do all u can to protect him cus girls are not smiling ooooooo

Women can go to Any length to break ur home .there is this uncle in my family that sent the wife and kids out of their home b cuz of one prostitute he picked at all season ,as in eh the thing tire evribody

My advice to men ,if u know u are a celebrity or very very wealthy pls stick with ur wife .don't cheat and if u must cheat ,go very far from ur state where people don't know u.


Guys beware of women .even if she is ur girl friend pls don't allow her to cook for u ,cus apart from the juju mentality there so many things that are attached to somebody cooking ur meals. Thank u
Christianity EtcRe: Happy Birthday Rev. Anita Oyakhilome! by Dipwater(m): 10:08pm On Feb 26, 2013
Happy birthday ma for inspiring us on how to scam innocent sheeps. I Am happi to be ur student may u live long And enjoy the fruit of ur laboUr .
PoliticsRe: Streetlights At Jibowu To Maryland Underpass On Ikorodu Road. Pics by Dipwater(m): 9:16pm On Feb 26, 2013
Trigger Happy: Stiff-necked fool so u think having street lights is an achievement after 50 yrs of producing oil. grin cheesy cheesy grin
Brotha the thing tire me sef. Lagosians shuld pls travel to other parts of africa and see that we are even years behind .people are busy celebrated common street light while some african cuntries are celebrating years of constant power supply in their cuntry

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