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Family / Re: How Do You Relate With A Jealous Close Friend. by Dipwater(m): 10:05pm On Nov 29, 2012
@rustic
Wow ,interesting. I think u shuld gradually pull out of that relationship ,a jealous fella can be so consume in jealousy and it might lead to something else .do it in a way that it will not hurt him.am giving u this advice based on ur kind of person


I have never xperienced such in my life ,but I have a friend that is sooo talented and blessed in every thing he does,he has the sweatest voice,very handsome,witty ,a ladies man etc. His only problem is envious people .whenever we are in a joint babes wuld be around him like a king .these made some of our friends to be jealous of him. I have heard envious remarks about him ,that lead to a heated argument between some of our friends and I.some friends are so insecure with a very poor self esteem , I don't know what u will have that will make me joblessly jealous of u . I think jealous friends have low self esteem .

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Groups Want Okada Banned In South West by Dipwater(m): 5:59pm On Nov 29, 2012
I am not against banning okada but banning without the provision of alternative is the worst
People are suffering in lagos after the ban .armed robbers have taken it to another level .its complete breakdown of law and order .naija which way?

Nigerians are fond of supporting useless govt policies as long as it doesn't affect their own biness .put urself in their shoes and u will feel their pains .yes I agree with everyone in support of the okada ban but their things to consider b4 the ban

Things like

Unemployment

Security of lives and properties; some of those okada rider wuld end up as robbers terrorizing lagos state .we know some wuld be caught and set ablaze ,what about the lives and properties that wuld be lost b4 they are caught,the pains and scares they will leave behind .

We are truthful to ourselves ,areaboys(agberos) are still roaming about causing hardship in lagos state, the so called fashola can not do any thing about it.

No roads ,water transportation has gone into extinction,monorails are not in place ,the danfo drivers are as crazy asthe okada riders ,no bus stops,govt agencies like etc are very corrupt ,no link roads to ease traffic. And we have banned okada

Ok nau suffering continues ,I can see the life expectancy dropping from 46 to 26 and if u are above 26 ur clock is ticking u might drop dead any moment from now
Politics / Re: Yoruba Groups Want Okada Banned In South West by Dipwater(m): 2:05pm On Nov 29, 2012
I am not against banning okada but banning without the provision of alternative is the worst
People are suffering in lagos after the ban .armed robbers have taken it to another level .its complete breakdown of law and order .naija which way?

Nigerians are fond of supporting useless govt policies as long as it doesn't affect their own biness .put urself in their shoes and u will feel their pains .yes I agree with everyone in support of the okada ban but their things to consider b4 the ban

Things like

Unemployment

Security of lives and properties; some of those okada rider wuld end up as robbers terrorizing lagos state .we know some wuld be caught and set ablaze ,what about the lives and properties that wuld be lost b4 they are caught,the pains and scares they will leave behind .

We are truthful to ourselves ,areaboys(agberos) are still roaming about causing hardship in lagos state, the so called fashola can not do any thing about it.

No roads ,water transportation has gone into extinction,monorails are not in place ,the danfo drivers are as crazy asthe okada riders ,no bus stops,govt agencies like etc are very corrupt ,no link roads to ease traffic. And we have banned okada

Ok nau suffering continues ,I can see the life expectancy dropping from 46 to 26 and if u are above 26 ur clock is ticking u might drop dead any moment from now
Romance / Re: Your Definition Of A Wife Material by Dipwater(m): 11:43pm On Nov 28, 2012
tejpot: If Solomon the wisest man ever to live after testing 700 wives and 300 concubines could still ask the question that, who can find a virtuous woman? Nlanders, all you've got to do is tap or depend solely on the wisdom of God. He will surely lead you to His own definition of what your wife should be. God bless you more!

Ur uncle solo is mosdef not the wisest man .the guy is an idi/ot
Romance / Re: Your Definition Of A Wife Material by Dipwater(m): 11:40pm On Nov 28, 2012
Some one that is very intelligent, hard working ,trust worthy,a home maker and keeper
Romance / Re: After 1 Year, She Said Yes But....... by Dipwater(m): 10:59pm On Nov 28, 2012
Mynd_44: Drop one. Is it that difficult?

U can see why I hate this playing hard to get thing.anyways stick with the second babe .u can f/uck the 1st girl if u like and move on with ur life ,if u are not that smart don't try it ooo
Religion / Re: The Jet Controversy By Tony Rapu. by Dipwater(m): 10:11pm On Nov 28, 2012
[quote author=smokeyupu]
Then you dnt pay tithe ! Tithe if you are to follow it should be taken to the house of God. Taking money to the motherless homes is still very very good but not tithe ! But pls note:If you pay ur tithe and you dnt help the needy,your tithe is worthless !But every one who sincerely pays tithe out of love for there to be much in the house of God,will most certainly help the needy as well. I am not a faithful tither but i know i'm not doing the right thing !
Dnt allow the devil deceive you with all that is going on. I have heard pple say they have stopped going to church but to who's detriment ? At their ofcourse becos God on judgement day will not hear any excuse concerning how you stopped fellowshipping with other believers becos of JET PASTORS ! [/quote



Tithe ke! People still dey give their money to pastors?
What if ur god does not exist?]
Culture / Re: Zimbabwean Women by Dipwater(m): 11:52pm On Nov 27, 2012
Thembie26: Tboy1 wateva u call urself u re such an ignorant ass hole,I'm a Zimbabwean woman who's about to break up my 5yr old relationship cos of people like u,as much as I'm I love with a Nigerian man ...I've been faithful the whole time......I gave him a beautiful son cos I wanted him to have one .......I cook Nigerian food in my house....I give him gud sex the best sex Eva in his life ....everything I do is Nigerian cos in my culture wen u get married u have to follow ur oga's culture also ........a very important Zimbabwean culture they teach us how to handle a man in bed well well...they teach us how to cook ......they teach us how to please a man in bed....But people like u Tboy take all this the wrong way n be trashing women from the south of Africa calling us sluts ,whores all kind of names......for that reason Im not happy anymore being with a Nigerian ....I'm tired of Nigerians talking bad about us.....I would rather stay single for life than to be around people like u.....knowing how to Bleep isn't a crime ......being a slut for ur man is not a crime......so Bleep u all...I really feel stupid after spending all these yrs loving u guys and dumping my culture cos I fell in love with a Nigerian........Nigerian en need to manage wat u have at home n keep ur women n leave us alone....we do have respect for men that's wat they teach us.....we will continue with our culture of teaching women how to handle their men n we love it.....I'm sick of Nigerians trashing us like foreal...


I have heard gud things about zim chicks ,wuld luv to meet one some day. My yunger broda is married to a zimbo and the babe is soooo swit to the core .gentle,treats my mum with respect, approachable and she knows how to mingle (she doesn't form).

Forget about the negative people on nl .naija people are nice , we appreciate things .don't allow the negative heads upset u.we are gud to foreigners .regardless of ur skin colour,tribe ,nationality,nigerians are luving people ,just some few negative people with internet power are envious about the naija men zimbo chick thing.keep supplying ur husby gud food,sex and the best of xter and he will keep luving u .don't allow internet beef get into u. Some posters might be playing with u . Gudnit
Religion / Re: Religion Takes Another Fatal Blow...this Time, From Education! by Dipwater(m): 8:11pm On Nov 27, 2012
@logic ,I luv what u are doing .

Christians are so backward my broda I don tire for them.
Maybe I will have to muv up to finland ,I need to hookup with an atheist girl,am tired of the xtian girls they make me sick

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Play Hard To Get? by Dipwater(m): 8:00pm On Nov 27, 2012
Joins oahray and pritheean together as husband and wife .anybody against this union shuld speak now or shut the f/uck up forever and ever grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Play Hard To Get? by Dipwater(m): 12:20pm On Nov 27, 2012
Oahray: lol. That's the plan. Call it 'playing not-so-interested'. Soon a girl would open a thread asking why guys do that.
*coming out straight* lets talk... In private. I'l mail you.


U dey toast babe for my thread abi ?see ur head

Back to topic ; thanks for the contributions ,wow it made front page ,cool

I opened this thread to get response from females but am surprised that guys have hi jacked the whole thing

Thanks
Religion / Re: Private Jet Is A Necessity And Not A Luxury - Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor by Dipwater(m): 12:28am On Nov 26, 2012
emusmith:

You are either a Muslim or atheist. He is better than your your poor Imams...I don't expect anything reasonable from ur types. go to bed.

U must be an illiterate .I said I don't biliv in a god ,pls can somebody explain to him what that means. U shuldnt have brought up the issue of being a muslim

I am proud to be an agnostic. Gud morning
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Play Hard To Get? by Dipwater(m): 12:15am On Nov 26, 2012
Mynd_44:
and that's the end. The funniest thing is that you might think you had the better deal. But she might just need someone to service her well

Then why the unnecessary shakara nau .if she dey gbadun fu/cking things why all the forming like say she no dey fu/ck. Its not all about getting a better deal. Babes dey do funny things atimes,only gudness knows how long she has been denying herself quality y/anching all in the name of forming

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Play Hard To Get? by Dipwater(m): 10:25pm On Nov 25, 2012
Mynd_44:
Speak for yourself dude. I take that kind of girl as someone who knows what she wants and does not want to play around like some child.

I don't like people wasting my time so I don't wastse people's time.



The thing tire me o
The reason for opening this thread was a girl I toasted at a friends place early this year(fine babe sha)she was forming for me , I was irritated by her rudeness and I decided to let her be .to my greatest surprise after the whole shakara,she called me this afternoon and I invited her to my haus ,I swear I culdnt biliv my eyes .I f/uck craze comot for her ya/nch

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Play Hard To Get? by Dipwater(m): 9:41pm On Nov 25, 2012
dopeJemi: SimpLe!




So dey won't Look cheap


Buh 4 Me, I prefer d pLayfuL type, if u knw wah I mean

Playing hard to get does not make u expensive overnite ,its just a way of passing a senseless message to guys that will not understand ur plan

I have friends that wuld endure and take any bullshit from girls just to get to their pants. They wuld so pretend to the core ,some of them can go as far as spending gud some of money just to get what they want . We gist about things like that often. When the girl decides to fall in luv with them that is when they knowingly break their hart. Its annoying

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Play Hard To Get? by Dipwater(m): 9:29pm On Nov 25, 2012
if you were a girl, will you be so cheap to any guy that comes your way just to proof a point to people like you?[/quote]

Yes I will come so cheap .people like us don't appreciate girls that waste our precious time. It doesn't. Matter if u delay b4 saying yes .what is even wrong with walking up to me to start a conversation sef .I find it difficult to call girls that play this delay tactics

What wuld make me last in the relationship is her character not bcuz she played hard to get period

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Romance / Why Do Ladies Play Hard To Get? by Dipwater(m): 8:29pm On Nov 25, 2012
Ladies I wuld luv to hear from u. its a waste of time and energy to be talking to a girl and she keeps turning u down ,after some weeks or months she wuld decide to give it a trial

For me if I toast u today I expect a yes or no. I hate come today come tomorrow runs .if u don't like my style ,give me a concrete reason aand I will let u be ,simple

Some guys prefer the hard to get bullshit ,to them it shows that she's not cheap and girls that do it hope to be cherished for been hard to catch

I want y'all to let me know what works for u

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Religion / Re: Private Jet Is A Necessity And Not A Luxury - Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor by Dipwater(m): 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2012
This pastor ayo is an id/iot .I read everything and am gonna start from the church leadership.

I don't think the wive or brotha shuld take over a church after the pastor cuz its not their family biness .it shuld go to the second in command and it shuldnot be the wife.


He said something about the people he helped:this i/diot have been in biness for 40 gud yrs and has only helped about hundred people ,that poor very poor. If he is a tru man of god he shuldve done much more than that. Christ tranformed more than a million life in just three yrs and siad greater works shall his disciples do. This mo/ron is happy that he has helped only about hundred lives in his 40 wasted yrs in ministry.


On the travelling thing must they travel to nice ,stable cuntries can't he go to irag ,sudan,haiti,etc.during the haiti earthquake how much did he contribute ,what about the bombing in the north what did he give to those xtians that were affected. Abeg he shuld go and sit down joor

Now to the jet issue .it is very stup/id of him to accept such gift in acuntry where about 70 percent of the populations are poor. There are so many things to do with 40m dollars. He can subsidize the school fees of the undergraduates in his state.

About the bad road and poor services at the airport he can pray to god about it .shey they are the people talking about faith. He shuld lead by example.


U can see why I don't biliv in a god. He doesn't exist in my world .I biliv in practical things. To the xtians u guys shuld beware of people like these. They are after the money shikena
Romance / Re: "I Can't Give You My Phone Number, We Can Be Facebook Friends Though" by Dipwater(m): 8:46am On Nov 25, 2012
pro01: Smh. Is her father Godswill Akpabio or is her mother Diezani Madueke? I would only lust after a girl's phone number relentlessly (and put up with her bullshyt) if I believe I can get a N400m government contract through her dad or mum's influence.

Other than that, I would be mad to waste time with a random girl (however 'fine' she thinks she is) who hesitates to exchange numbers with me(as opposed to "giving" me her number, as if I need it more than she needs mine). The fact remains that one has absolutely nothing to gain from her (or her number), other than pusy - which often turns out not worth the effort anyway. It doesn't make sense to validate any mgbeke's over-bloated opinion of her pusy's worth. It's not like there aren't several other men that have bleeped and are fucking her senseless at that point in time, so you shouldn't allow her experiment her selective (and therefore fake) 'hard to get-ness' on your honorable self.

Some of you guys need to stop making these mgbekes feel too important. I imagine even hookers do shakara with their numbers in the daytime, only to peddle those same numbers freely at night.





Some guys sef .u met a girl at the club that might be a runsbabe ,u asked for her number ,she refused and offered her fb account instead. There are toooo many beautiful girls that are waitng for people like u to toast them ,stop wasting ur precious time with her or u can still check her up on fb and continue ur other runs ,nothing spoil. F/uck her physical beauty ,they are all the same ,don't let her useless beauty intimidate u. I biliv u've got swag.


Even if she gives u her number ,u might not call.I have so many numbers on my phone from girls and I don't have the time to call cuz am always busy.

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Religion / Re: What Should Be Done About The Nigerian Gay & Lesbian Problem? by Dipwater(m): 12:01am On Nov 14, 2012
Mr_Anony:
or prayed for?


While praying for them wat do u think shuld be done to stop or discourage their se/xual orientation


Personaly I don't hate gay people ,I don't give a swimming f/uck about their life .at first wen I heard about the gay stuff it was disgusting.cuz I have neva heard of such in my life,but along the line I got used to it,seeing them around and even have some as close friends. They are normal people ,so pls show them love

Nothing stops u from preaching to them if u feel like ,but don't judge and condemn people unnecessarily. We all have freedom of choice and it shuld be respected .I can't force people to see things thru ur lens


In naija if we don't want to accept gay in our soceity ,we shuld cast vote "for or against gay".majority votes shuld rule .if the majority voted against it ,fine! .but not sentencing them to death or prison its outrageous ,crazy and very backward


I can see why they said our I Q is below 69 .in naija ,we reason like people that have mental problem.if am a xtian that lives up north am in trouble,if am a muslim that lives in the mist of xtians am in deep sh/it ,if am an agnostic (that's me) they will threaten me with hell and disturb my sleep with their early mor mor preaching . I tire for the cuntry

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Politics / Re: PhD, MBA Holders Apply As Truck Drivers At Dangote Group by Dipwater(m): 7:42pm On Nov 04, 2012
miqos02: what will motivate phd holders to apply for truck driving... am shocked....

Hunger

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Culture / Re: Hip Hop Culture: Who's The Better Rapper - Nas Or Jay Z? by Dipwater(m): 10:29pm On Nov 03, 2012
I don't know why nigerians celebrate mediocrity so much. 2pac was not what u think he was,forget about been shot 5 times ,homeboi is wack to me .u can't compare pac to biggie ,hellooooo ,pls listen to the lyrics. Biggie was way too advance.

When pac died,his music spread round the world and he became influential. Don't get me wrong I love 2pac too.but the truth shuld be told just the way it is pipu


Pls pipu u need to listen I repeat listen to music ,forget about the delivery ,listen with ur mind ,body and soul. If u are a literature student u wuld appreciate biggie and nas ,most especially biggie cuz of his use of literary devices


Nuff said
Car Talk / Re: Has A Kid Ever Scratched Your Car? Like Written A, B. C... by Dipwater(m): 11:33pm On Nov 02, 2012
Very interesting thread
Mine was not a car ,I went to a friends haus ,on my way back from plaza where I went to buy a new phone ,then bold 2 just came out,so I decided to charge my phone .we were busy discussing and didn't know that his lil daughter had grabbed my phone and started scratching the face of the phone on the floor. B4 we culd retrieve the phone she had done worst than damage to it. I felt like crying but tears culd not come
Crime / Re: My Armed Robbery Experience And Thoughts On The Nigerian Situation by Dipwater(m): 9:47pm On Nov 01, 2012
USAMarshal:

Your own brain needs more upgrade. You clearly see a smoothly fabricated story and you can't tell.

Marshal u need to calm the f/uck down hommie

Wether it is fabricated or not ,this s/hit can happen to anybody .worst things have happened before, so broda nothing is new

@shymexx u keep talking about. Revolution as if it starts u will fly back home and join us

Anybody in the haus cooking up something like rev shuld hola at me and always ready riches can stop me f/uck material things. Am ready to lay my life down for this cuntry .am not a rifraf (I don't smoke,drink and am not into women like that ,I might not be super rich,but am doing well for myself ).



LET THE REVOLUTION START !!!!!!!!!!
Crime / Re: My Armed Robbery Experience And Thoughts On The Nigerian Situation by Dipwater(m): 8:34pm On Nov 01, 2012
@op everyday is like dis man ,thank gudness for ur life.
I had an encounter once ,I know how it is

Don't trust those opc bois ,cuz they see u everyday. Bowling ,cruising different babes and enjoying life like no mans biness. They are poor and not well paid .don't expect them to be faithful to u. U know the rules na .every body is f/ucking angry with every body .

Beefing up security will not reduce the crime rate .the only way out is establishing a gud system that gives everyone a sense of belonging ,a system that wuld provide jobs for the teeming youth and the underemployed

I have been to the island severally . Come and see the way the flaunt wealth like no mans biness.how many of this wealthy pipu can give free education to the poor ones around them ?. We shuld contribute our lil qouta in building this cuntry. What we shuld practice in this cuntry is love. There is too much hate in the system. Just imagine the raped girls been in a scene where robbers are about to be set ablaze ,wat do u think wuld be there reaction? Ur guess is as good as mine .there is aluu community in every one of us

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Culture / Re: Is Rap A Blueprint For Black Self Destruction? by Dipwater(m): 2:12am On Oct 27, 2012
Mr. Globe:

your opinions is below average.. very low. I used to question 2pacs hype and content until I went deep into his catalogue. I must say 2 pac is a god. Listen to songs like time to die, only God can jugde me, Hail Mary, unborn child, keep your head up, man the list is endless and tell me musicians that can march his content. Its different if you dont listen to lyrics but 2pac is a prophet. AT any mood I am, there is a pac song to provide soundtrack for it.


The truth:ur tupac was st8t up wack ,he was not a ganagster .

I said average cus I don't wanna be rude,


2pac ur god ,laugh wan kill me here .I like 2pac,he is cool anyways.but in term of lyrical content he is wack to the core .there is. no comparing ur 2pac to the likes of biggie ,nas ,rakim


Pls always listen to music not the beat
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 3 by Dipwater(m): 11:57pm On Oct 26, 2012
Ol boy eeeeeeeehhhhh
Wetin dey happen this is my first time here .I dey religion dey debate wether god dey abi e no dey pipu dey here dey make money

Pls some one shuld put me thru I want to participate .wat is this season thing all about
Religion / Re: Dealing With Depression & Suicidal Thoughts As An Atheist. logicboy Confesses. by Dipwater(m): 11:16pm On Oct 26, 2012
@logicboy

I know deep in my hart that this ur atheistic nature wuld surely change for real. Me think u'll end up a pastor or something. Hey, just my thot

I find my self in that state of depression at times ,mine is caused by the situation of the cuntry ,my family background and the bad things that have happened to me. It culd last for a week or two

Atimes I feel like running away and never coming back. I regret ever been born for real









I have evolved from being a deist to an agnostic deist (maybe)
I biliv in god but not the religious peoples god .my own definition of god is :the big bang theory is my god, cuz it created me unconsciously .I don't worship it,cuz its not being ,its just an energy .I can worship it if I feel like,I don't dim it necessary ,am part of the energy, I created my self so that makes me a god
Culture / Re: Is Rap A Blueprint For Black Self Destruction? by Dipwater(m): 3:04pm On Oct 25, 2012
KINGwax: God bless my only true poet and rapper: Tupac Amaru Shakur!

My opinion; 2pac is average in terms of content

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