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This is a great thread. Lalasticlala

ZeeAfrica:
my friend arrange yoself abeg. Do i look like i care about wer u wer? Read or dnt read, its none of my bizwex. Everyone is free to do watever dey want after all

Easy woman, all I just asked for is write a complete statement without abbreviation.

ZeeAfrica:
De first guy i ever fell in love wit, was very sort, and i on the other hand am very tall. He loved me soooo much, and i loved him too. I was very young den, and wen i was with him,i was nt shy at all, until my house mates started mocking us. Dey wud laugh and make jokes abt us. I was very young so other people's opinion meant something to me. I broke up with him bcoz of dat,n dat hurt him soo much.i went on to date a guy he knew,dat guy also looked down on my short ex and wud make fun of him wen he and i wud just chill.dis tall guy was cute bt had a bad heart.he treated me like shit and used to abuse me as well.i started missing my short boo bt he was already taken.so ladies, open yo eyes well ooo

What chapter of lamentation is this in your bible? Pardon my ignorance, I wasn't in church

8 at least, 5boys 3girls

Toks2008:
Well..i know of water melon,garlic,walnut and pineaple.

Orogbo

BumBae:
Lol no dont holla
U might still beat a woman up lol n me my tongue sharp no be small

What farthest?

Who knows, change is the only constant thing, bridle your tongue, then we're cool.

Farthest means the longest, you should holla for me to school you more.

BumBae:
Lol wt u gonna slap me now

Hehehe
Just playing ur entitled to ur opinion ... Apologies but u need to recheck how u think .. Beating aint the way so many other ways u cn get ur own back without even saying a word ...

If u want tips holla.. I make ur chic submissive

Great, how I think? Nothing wrong, I'm human I can't vogue for the farthest I can go in situations, like as a woman you can tell the farthest you can go to secure your marriage. I've not started beating though. Should holla?

BumBae:
Bulls!t dot com
Gerra out of here with dat crap

U will have a daughter one day ... N dat daughter too will have daughter .. So this is how u want their husband to b tlking ?

I took time to type those words you cancelled, I think you disrespected my comment, its my opinion not yours.

BumBae:
Nah its a reality

There are men out there that would never ever raise their hands to a woman! The ones that have good moral n home training
Obv u aint one of them

I'm a realist, what you poised was a figment of idealism. Expect good and devil from everything.

I can't vogue for myself not to hit a woman, cause I'm not married yet, and you know how women can be right? I don't trust myself until I'm in such situations, the farthest I've gone when angry with women is slamming the door, or keeping mute but I know I've got devil in me. You never can tell if I'm one,get closer.

BumBae:
Lol
What a shame
Well i always say ... Hitting a woman is a big deal so for that lil thing he slapped her
She berra walk away

This is where women get steewpid ... It only takes one slap. Tomorrow he punch her in the face , next tomorrow he will ise belt .. Every voilent man starts with a slap a push etc n it gets worse



She should go ... If he truly loves her he will leave her n give her space mayb after some time yh but as for me u slap its over..
Other ways to handle without hitting... Lol cut her spending money i know she aint got work since she standing around waiting for slaps

Obvious you love fantasy.

tellwisdom:
Pusssy nigga..He hasn't even started making money, he don begin open teeth for camera. You wey no go eat evening food if you no wash plate

Tellwisdom? Tell wisdom that you need knowledge! The energy level to spark commonsense in your brain is zilch hence you won't be on your best behaviour! Merci beau coup!

The job that maTters at this point.

NoreenUG:
Dare I say, Cowbell has only been one of the very FEW companies investing and making the right programs for national development.

Too bad we have others like DSTV who only sponsor competitions that promote debauchery and sttupidity (BBA) catapulting semi-retardds to the spotlight.
Or do I even need to mention those other useless dance competitions and endless "beauty" peageants we have every week from one nonsense company or the other?

What about Globacom that now only spends its money promoting some random dumbasses who call themselves "musicians" singing trash and poisoning our eardrums or fathering numerous bassstard kids, promoting unsafe sex and flaunting their wealth on Instagram?

God bless Cowbell jare. Keep up the good work.

Cash madam relax oooo, infact you just have to credit the above companies oooo! They've done well enough in turning nigeria around!

Globacom is single-handedly sponsoring the nigeria super eagle, nigeria football league, nigeria entertainments! And glo don't sponsor entertainers alone! They endorse average nigeria citizen! My family member also got a suprise from glo

Dstv alone sponsors nigeria basket ball league and it goes on and on!

Do you know what cadbury bournvita and nestle milo are doing for kids? I bet you don't.
I think this companies are trying, but we need more companies todo!

mordtonia:
When a guy fcccks up, the first thing you remember are his fake promises...dem go just dey replay 4 your innocent head.
Sorry dear, don't abort your baby. Keep the child with or without his support.

You dp is awesome, do you also represent black freedom? Do you represent the mandelas? Nkrumahs?malcomX? Bob marley? Fela?Martin luther king of this world also?

I so much adore preach black freedom!

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery" -bob marley!

Mabel12:
Lol funny b sincere pls we all in a civilized world we sure know wat shud b n wat nt Shud,i mean who does dat na wa oo Infact if u say so bt am definatly nt so belivin dat its ur world sha I rest my case.

Hehehhe, nothing is right, we just found ourselves doing them. Only nature can explain what right

Mabel12:
Views ke kk wud u giv ur name to ur second boy child as ur named jnr?am askin cus me neva hear am bfor

Who you give junior doesn't matter what matters is the jnr is my son.

Mabel12:
Sure tin notin personal I understand u vry well bt there is still a ? About d name bt its deir life anyway celebrity dramas lol

I was even talking in generality of such cases, is there a question? I think not. Maybe we should starting changing views, WhatYaSay?

Mabel12:
My point is nt d circumstancis around d birth of the child bt around d name given to d Second child

The world will be better if we don't call them names, between I've got nothing personal against you.

safarigirl:
my friend stop ranting up and down.

Your conclusion is 'there is a difference'.....the difference is what makes one 'legitimate' and the other 'illegitimate', what could qualify one to be part of a will or out of it

Law was created for deviants like you and dimwits like Wizkid and this albino cheerful giver to be put in check....

Wizkid is not getting married to this one, we all know. she's just another plaything, the relationship has no foundation sef so stop comparing it to people who have paid dowries on another's head.


Rather than try and justify irresponsibility, worry about the poor kid that will have to face ridicule because his mama never got married to his daddy

All you wrote up is a bunch of gobbledygook!

I'm not here for that, I'm here to make you know no sex is legal! Its the same process! You legalized it cause you created a law!

" Rather than try and justify irresponsibility, worry about the poor kid that will have to face ridicule because his mama never got married to his daddy"

The above you posted is the reason I said no child is a bastard! If you stop seeing any child as no bastard then the child won't face ridicule. Hold your emotions young lady, it will be saving you from health issues.

labishop:
Cast from the depths of weirdness and abnormal Foetal develment ...I present this

Says a retard who is just the distance of ladies heel to the floor above the guy in the picture?!

luke101:
I joke around with her at the beginning of class. But when class starts we are quiet. My plan is to approach her after class and start a conversation. get to know her.

Is she a farming tool or a regular lady?

UncleLondon:
Of a truth, I'm nice to a fault and that is a trait that was passed down to me. No gain at all being nice to today's ladies their mindset are so warped.

Sorry bro, someone broke your heart? Its 3:17am! The farming tool did a bad job! Recite some psalms or as well goto church for some prayers or visit a shrink or visit a brothel! You need a stable mind to run this week! This farming tool must not hold you back! If she ever hold you back then visit this last place sony max for the next episode of 1000ways to die for staying up late cause of a heartbreak!

The world no longer love !

Mabel12:
Is dis baby mama nt older dan wizkid na wa oo end time dramas,nw Cm to tink of it does it mean wizkid first son is a basterd? Not to b Given his fada exact name n given to d second calls for questionin

No child is a bastard! They were given birth to the way every other child was given birth to!

Only we humans with warped ideology tells ourselves when a man and wife comes to get to swear an oath and give birth is a legal child!

What makes a child legal? Your warp minds says when a man and woman are bonded in oath with a ring to produce a child its an holy sex but when they have sex together with no laws or oath its an unholy sex!

One or two ways every family have a child out of wedlock! Every child was given birth to same procedure "sex"

I don't think there is a holy or legal sex! Sex is sex!

Hypocrites! Premarital sex is sin, but married sex is not! Is there a different method they arrived at end result (child) at end of the day? No!

The only difference in any form of child "wedlock or not " is the style the parent used during sex!

pastorpussy:
You just described me guy...
Full description .. Thought am weird..
Gat that fetish also, not interested in the money.

Someone even called me a sadist. I said yeah right, believe whatever you feel like. Its me, and I'm not ashamed to say it.

On a more serious note, I do cougars within age bracket of late 20s to mid 40s only. And to be candid, I don't do it for monetary gain, but for what I love. I've got my specifications in cougars, you must be a bbw no slims please.

I can't just imagine frolicking with a young blood, cause I can't condone nagging women, or dramaqueens, so I just want a mature lady who understand when to call me or whatnot.

And again, I've got a dominating attitude,I love subduing my women, the more older she is, the more I love to dominate them, which means I see young ladies as easy fry to dominate which make me seek older turf. Just me, I don't date also,cause I've got no time for such or rather to busy to keep relationship.

I often wonder if my wife will enjoy me if I eventually settle down cause I've got huge fetish for oldies! They turn me on to say the least.

aalangel:
Matured Answers. Loving him more.

Sugar mummy things

[quote author=Ornate1 post=42282577][/quote]Well you know what is best for you.

Ornate1:
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Thanks, for the advice, though I wasn't comfortable with a few sentences you wrote, but you were being honest and I do appreciate that. Life is a risk, you say,well that's true, but keeping my self is a part of the risk, if you decide to look at it from another angle, and that risk am not scared to take, .


Having sex doesn't take away from one, therefore the good qualities in most men who have sex is still imminent.

Kindly allow me to talk about the guys I have met

1) A church brother who asked me out but refused a no_sex relationship, only for me to find out that he was actually engaged to a sister and the wedding was in three months time

2) An innocent looking dude ,who refused as well, but I later discovered that while he was after me, he was also chased everything chaseable and he happened to be a serial womanizer

These are just few of those, but why am writing this?

Well because you spoke about risk, and I believe there are risks on all sides, and over the years I have gotten to realize that no matter the decision you make as a person, there's always a pro and con attached to it.

Thanks @dirkoyt

Well its a good one, but what I meant was, now the only thing you see is every potential suitor is coming for the coochie, which you maybe wrong or right.

If you let go the coochie to a great guy mostly might not lead to something serious but a memorable romp. After deflowering,I think you will be able to look beyond everyman wants you for sex and see the best part of every man. You only think everyone will want sex and leave because you still a virgin.

Don't sweat, there are thousands of responsible men out there that will still want sex before marriage but this doesn't make them less responsible. What if you met someone who waits and you're married and ended up being worst enemies?

The thing is you just want the only person who deflowered you to be you husband,I mean just 1 one must see your nudity, unfortunately we don't always get what we wished for. Experience is learning from where you failed so no harm in trying. It your choice to make madam.

Young lady, do you know that there are some great men who will be the best husband you can ever think of but still not yield to no sex before marriage with you? Why?

Because you don't know what great men like that have experienced with some ladies, don't stress the virginity too much, have a great guy to deflower you. Make everybit memorable. Not every relationship will end in matrimony.

Life itself is a risk, if you don't risk the virginity, you might have missed a potential great husband who is just love sex not cause he will dump you or not. Life is too short and small to be rigid.

Young lady, you will be doing the world a favour if you abort that pregnancy now, you not ready,psychologically,emotionally, financially,morally to develop or take care of a baby!

No support from your man or whatever! The world is tired of unnecessary suffering to kids who knows nothing about the selfish lust of their parent!

We tired of seeing malnourished kids, sick children, we don't want to see a kid you will bring to the world to suffer because of your carelessness! Save the little boy stress of what he knows nothing about! You will birth the child and all you will ever do is telling the child of better tomorrow! The kids bears the brunt most in this recklessness!

Now, there is nothing to panic about, goto a qualified personnel to abort the preganancy, well handled by an expert, abortion is not as complicated as you all seem to paint it! Only in nigeria we hear of abortion,caesarean section and we fidget!

You scared of damaging your womb? Nah you shouldn't be, you should be able to be responsible for your actions!

Qmab:
Nd it's because of hypocritical acts such as this that I don't go by my Islamic name. Not because I'm not proud of my religion, but because some people felt answering to my yoruba name makes me less of a Muslim and I'm determined to show them otherwise.

I love this! Africanism! Infact tiri gbosa for you.

omogin:
Lol... This obviously won't work for every lady cos of different cycle lengths. Cycle lengths vary from 21 to 35 days. So for a lady with a 23day cycle for instance this will not Work. If this makes it to fp, then I'll tell what works for every single woman no matter the cycle length

You can say it madam, we're all here to learn.