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BusinessRe: Femi Otedola No Longer A Billionaire As Forte Oil Shares Fizzle - Forbes.com by divinehand2003(m): 9:59am On Oct 17, 2016
Massive loss
FamilyRe: Man Accidentally Takes Viagra: His Wife Forced To Take Sick Leave by divinehand2003(m): 9:08am On Oct 17, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is an emergency oooooo
All hands must be on deck to rescue the ailing husband of which the maid must be excluded with immediate alacrity.
FashionRe: Photos: Am The Most Handsome And Decent Nairalander, Your Take by divinehand2003(m): 10:50pm On Oct 16, 2016
Where are we supporting you to?

Is it for
-MBMN awards, or
-BBA, or
-MTN project fame, or
-Guiness book of records for Mr handsome, or for
-Nairalander got talents for being jokers.

I will gladly give you one million supporters if it's the last option Of the aforementioned list above you want
TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Service Disruption by divinehand2003(m): 10:11pm On Oct 16, 2016
stellx:
Thank you very much sir for the advice, it worked.
You are sure divine handed
You are welcome.
RomanceRe: What Shall It Profit Men To Gain The Whole Women...? by divinehand2003(m): 10:04pm On Oct 16, 2016
Ymain:
u avnt tasted me thou,,, means u avnt done anything
Lol.

Just forward your address to him and maybe it will be his last bus stop because he wouldn't be able to finish tasting such a pretty Lady like you in a life time.
RomanceRe: What Shall It Profit Men To Gain The Whole Women...? by divinehand2003(m): 10:01pm On Oct 16, 2016
Ask King Solomon with his 700 wives and 300 side Chics for the perfect answer - VANITY UPON VANITIES.
TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Service Disruption by divinehand2003(m): 9:55pm On Oct 16, 2016
Viewing ELtv at that point in time may be the problem.

Start the decoder all over again and check again after its loaded.
CelebritiesRe: Zenishia Abdulmalik Flaunts Black Undies In See-through Outfit by divinehand2003(m): 6:47pm On Oct 16, 2016
Nice
PoliticsRe: Buhari: If Fuel Subsidy Was Removed Before Me, There Would’ve Been Riot by divinehand2003(m): 2:13pm On Oct 16, 2016
Na when person eat belle full, e go get power to strike.
Now, no money then no strike due to harsh economy
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reaction To Buhari's Dress Code To Germany by divinehand2003(m): 1:02pm On Oct 16, 2016
dikeigbo2:
Presidential attire... Nice on him
You call that nice?
President Buhari looks like a PLUMBER in that pix awaiting to be told where the broken pipes are located
PoliticsRe: President Burahi Arrives In Nigeria.... Germany Was Fun by divinehand2003(m): 12:10am On Oct 16, 2016
That regular military guide is still behind PMB ooooo. Everywhere you go I shall follow
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Game by divinehand2003(m): 3:06pm On Oct 15, 2016
TrapQueen77:
cheesy it's real... U too.. May u find wat u looking for...
Thanks my lady
RomanceRe: I Am Tired Of Sleeping With My Boss Just To Keep My Job. by divinehand2003(m): 2:53pm On Oct 15, 2016
Nollywood script is here.
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Game by divinehand2003(m): 2:50pm On Oct 15, 2016
TrapQueen77:
YES... I believe in soulmate but not all of us has it tho.. grin a soul mate tat u can't live without, tat u 2 have so much in common and can't resist each other... Tat thru heaven and hell u stick to each other... Wudnt tat be nice if u meet tat person? grin
Lol
I was laughing out loud when I read the Hollywood features of a soulmate that you stated above. It sounds like mills and boon or a telemundo or zee world movie series.
Happy finding a '' soulmate'' my Queen. May your awaited soulmate come quickly.
As for me, I love a nice well behaved lady with a conscience.
Jokes EtcRe: 15 Funny But True Observations On Nairaland (with Pictures) by divinehand2003(m): 2:40pm On Oct 15, 2016
Nice one OP

[b][/b]There are those groups of minors on NL who just like making irrelevant comments that has no bearing with the title of the thread and sit down to await those that will spank them for OUT OF POINT replies. Look at them below.

RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Game by divinehand2003(m): 2:32pm On Oct 15, 2016
TrapQueen77:
By 2020 I shud have my own dream house, get much better salary , travelled atleast half of the world... And hopely it's not too late to find my soul mate grin
Hahaha

You believe in soul mate?

I believe in finding that woman I can leave with in peace and tranquility. No Room for naggers, cheaters, fighters, wasterful extravagant women, etc.
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Game by divinehand2003(m): 2:19pm On Oct 15, 2016
TrapQueen77:
[size=28pt]TRUTH[/size]
Ok, hmmmm.

What's your deepest heart desire you want to achieve within 5 years from today? Your dreams, aspirations and vision for you before 2020?
RomanceRe: I Am Leaving Nairaland. by divinehand2003(m): 2:07pm On Oct 15, 2016
Eeeyaaaaaaaaa

Why?

Tell me why
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Game by divinehand2003(m): 2:04pm On Oct 15, 2016
Truth or dare?

TrapQueen77
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Game by divinehand2003(m): 2:01pm On Oct 15, 2016
TrapQueen77:
I love this... Post ur real foto wink I mean real holding a paper with ur moniker on it
Hahaha

I prefer to do that on what's app or Facebook, definitely not on NL. So you win, lol.
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Game by divinehand2003(m): 1:04pm On Oct 15, 2016
TrapQueen77:
TRUTH OR DARE


BABZILLA

DIVINEHAND2003
Dare
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh's New Photo Causes Stir On Instagram by divinehand2003(m): 10:05am On Oct 15, 2016
This must be Tonto's sister
PoliticsRe: Ngige & Peter Obi Laughing Hard At An Event In Nnobi That MC Got Confused(pics by divinehand2003(m): 6:54pm On Oct 14, 2016
Why is everyone copying Governor Rochas Okorocha's dressing mode now?
RomanceRe: Comotion In Whatsapp Group As Member Purposely Sends His Joystick (photos) by divinehand2003(m): 4:39pm On Oct 14, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dick
CelebritiesRe: Real Madrid Star Karim Benzema And His Bugatti(photo) by divinehand2003(m): 1:27pm On Oct 14, 2016
Correct
CelebritiesRe: It Is Not The Destiny Of Every Single Person To Get Married - Banky W by divinehand2003(m): 11:17am On Oct 14, 2016
True talk.

That's the reason why there are so many broken homes today just after some months into the the marriage.

But I hope Banky is not being sentimental about the statement just because he too isn't married?
Nairaland GeneralThunder Kills 21 Cows In Nasarawa by divinehand2003(op): 12:18pm On Oct 13, 2016
The Zonal Secretary, Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association, Nasarawa South, Nasarawa State, Jaafaru Usman, on Thursday said 21 cows had been killed by thunder at Ashige in Lafia East Development Area of the state.

Usman told the News Agency of Nigeria on Thursday in Lafia that the thunder struck on Tuesday morning during a downpour killing all the 21 cows belonging to a herdsman, Malam Bature Lere.

He appealed to the state Government, authorities of the Lafia East Development Area and public spirited individuals to assist Lere who lost all his cows to the thunder.

“I am appealing to Gov. Umaru Al-Makura to assist this man who lost all his cows to the disaster,” he said.

He, however, advised the herdsman to regard the incident as an act of God and pray for a better future.

Mr Tijani Abubakar, a staff of Veterinary Services Department, Nasarawa State Ministry of Agriculture and Water Resources, also confirmed the incident and described it as “a natural phenomenon’’.

Abubakar, who said that he was delegated to assess the incident, sympathised with the herdsman, and assured that he would take his report to the appropriate quarters.

Narrating his ordeal, Lere said the incident occurred around 2:30 a.m. on Tuesday during a downpour.

He said that the cows were all that he had and appealed to the state government and well meaning individuals to come to his aid.

NAN

http://punchng.com/thunder-kills-21-cows-nasarawa/

CrimeSHOCKING!! DSS Finds Rolls Royce,15 Exotic Cars In Judge’s House As Others Confe by divinehand2003(op): 8:53pm On Oct 12, 2016
During the invasion of the official residence of one of the seven judges raided recently, operatives of the Department of State Services (DSS) discovered a fleet of 15 exotic cars including a Rolls-Royce.

A source close to the investigation who pleaded not to be named because he is not permitted to talk to the media said:

“Operatives have discovered that one of the judges owns a mansion which was contracted to a construction firm at a huge cost. In fact, the judge imported furniture from Brazil, Argentina and Spain.

“At a stage, he conducted his ‘poor colleagues’ round the mansion in an open display of affluence. The judge has about 15 cars, including a Rolls-Royce. This Rolls-Royce was imported.



Rolls-Royce Limited is a British car manufacturing and, later, aero-engine manufacturing company founded by Charles Stewart Rolls and Sir Frederick Henry Royce on 15 March 1906 as a result of a partnership formed in 1904. Its latest cars cost at least a whopping N100 million depending on the brand and the exchange rate of the naira to a dollar.

The same judge whose name is being shielded, according to The Nation, was reportedly said to have hired a notable construction firm to build his palatial home. He also imported furniture from foreign countries.

Detectives also uncovered more corrupt practices traced to some of the judges undergoing probe, according to the source, during interrogation, another judge reportedly told the DSS that he did not know how and when N18 million got into his account because he was not getting alerts from his bank which would have made him lodge a complaint. Despite the judge’s denial, the source said: “but we have evidence of withdrawals from the account.”

One of the judges also said the money found in his account was his accumulated medical allowances. Responding to a question, the source revealed that another judge was found to have submitted three assets declaration forms to the Code of Conduct Bureau (CCB).

He said:-

“We have retrieved the assets declaration forms of these judges. It was shocking that one of them has three asset declaration forms with different dates of birth.”

The asset forms of the seven arrested judges were being analysed by the DSS as at yesterday, the report said.

While the judges have continued to make useful information to the operatives, the government seems to have foreclosed their return to their profession as it is believed they cannot be facing trial and still be in the adjudicating cases.

The Justices who were recently arrested in a string operation by the DSS include Justices Sylvester Ngwuta and Inyang Okoro – the suspended Presiding Justice of the Court of Appeal, Ilorin Division, Justice Mohammed Ladan Tsamiya, who was picked up in Sokoto; Justice Adeniyi Ademola (Federal High Court); the Chief Judge of Enugu State, Justice I. A. Umezulike; Justice Kabiru Auta of Kano State High Court; and Justice Muazu Pindiga (Gombe State High Court).​




The source further told disclosed that the government has asked the National Judicial Council (NJC) to suspend the affected judges pending the outcome of their trial. He added that those who may not be allowed back to the bench are Justice Ngwuta, Justice Okoro, Justice Ademola and Justice Pindiga, as they could be retired. However, he said that the judges will still go through a trial to enable Nigerians to know that “they were actually caught in the act”. The source further said:

“The position of the government is that none of these judges will be allowed back to the bench in the interest of the nation’s Judiciary. They cannot be arraigned in the dock and at the same time be adjudicating or attending to cases.

“It is left to the NJC to allow the affected judges to keep off the bench until their fate is determined. But certainly, they will face trial and the outcome will determine whether or not they will be retired or dismissed.

“We are expecting the NJC to do the needful by suspending the judges.”

http://www.starsgist.com/shocking-dss-finds-rolls-royce15-exotic-cars-in-judges-house-as-others-confess/

PoliticsRe: Senate To Make Election Debates Mandatory by divinehand2003(m): 8:47pm On Oct 12, 2016
Nice one
PoliticsRe: If I Had $2m I Would Have Abandoned My Horrible Profession - Justice Lima Reacts by divinehand2003(m): 8:37pm On Oct 12, 2016
,BUT YOU HAVE OVER $2Million NOW, MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU DECIDED TO KEEP YOUR GRACIOUS PROFESSION.

Nonsense!!!
PoliticsRe: If I Had $2m I Would Have Abandoned My Horrible Profession - Justice Lima Reacts by divinehand2003(m): 8:35pm On Oct 12, 2016
BUT YOU HAVE OVER $2Million NOW, MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU DECIDED TO KEEP YOUR GRACIOUS PROFESSION.

Nonsense!!!

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